Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers or any of the people mentioned in this fic.
When we last joined everyone, Xander was introduced to Goldar, Scorpina, and Rito, the girls made it to Malltopia, and Ashley sold the B.A.S.S. for mall dollars. Now let's pick up where we left off with the girls shall we?
The girls all noticed the man in blue jeans and a pink jacket-vest walking towards them. Naturally, they assumed it was Cam'ron. And since they were morpherless, the girls knew that fighting him would be stupid.
"Ash, where's this guy you sold the ship too?" Karone asked.
"Probally at his house."
"Well where the hell is his house?" Trini asked.
"Um, I think it's by the mall." Syd said. Everyone slowly turned to her. "What?"
"You don't find anything wrong with that answer?" Madison asked.
"No. Why should I?" Syd said. It was clear that she was really confused.
"Don't worry about it." Jen said as she began rubbing her temples in frustration. "Look, we'll just have to find him, because there is no way I'm going to fight that guy un morphed. Come on." she said as she and the others snuck into the city to look for the man that bought the ship.
The girls were correct when they said the man in pink was a ranger. They were, however, wrong about his idenity. The man was the untalented pink Ninja Storm ranger Cam'ron, but instead the pink Wild Force ranger, Wordplay artist Jason Mraz!
"Man, I can't believe I crashed my flamingo zord on this planent. And to make things worse, I was about ask those girls for directions or help fixing it, and they run from me! I tell ya, it ain't easy being pink."
Mraz's flamingo zord let out a loud scream.
"Look, didn't I tell you I'd find out from Shayla if she can fix you up?" the zord screamed in response. "Well then you'll have to wait until I can catch up with her. I swear, you can be so annoying some times." Mraz said as he continued walking.
Location: Diddy's Fortress
It was morning time, and all of the rangers were just waking up. Everyone was groggy and still very sleepy. That was until Tommy let out a loud shriek that was heard threw the entire fortress.
"What happened?" Adam said as he and the others entered Tommy's bathroom. It was then that they noticed that Tommy(who in case you forgot had recently grown back his hair.) was now completely bald. Everyone instantly started laughing. It wasn't until they all looked in Tommy's giant mirror that hey realized that they were also bald.
"Who would take away my lovely locks?" Jack screamed. Not even a moment later, Damon and TJ entered the room wearing wigs made from the hair of the other rangers.
"I think we should run." TJ said to Damon.
"Me too." Damon said as the two of them tryed to slink out of the room. As soon as everyone noticed them in there new "wigs", they began to chase Damon and TJ.
Just as they werre chasing the hair thiefs, Diddy stopped Nick and Chip.
"Tell me fellas, do you two anything about...magic?" Diddy asked
"Um, yeah." Chip said.
"What do you know about...dark magic?" Diddy asked with a sly smile
"Look, if you wanna know bout magic and stuff, read some Harry Potter something. We're kinda busy." Nick said as he Chip continued the chase.
"Hmm, McWandos!" Diddy said. His faithful Koala walked up to him. "Fetch me as many Harry Potter related books and movies as you can find."
Location: Malltopia
After hours of searching, they finally found the ship, parked near a huge house. The man who bought the ship walked out the house toward the ship. He was carrying a keg and lots of junk food with him.
"Greetings ladies. I was just going to play some poker with a few friends of mine. You ladies wanna join?" the man said.
"Hell no we don't want..." Jen began, but Kat stopped her. She then ushered everyone intop a small huddle.
"Z's really good at poker. I think we should let her play and try to win the ship back." Kat said
"What do you say Lizzy? You up for the task?" Taylor asked.
Z sighed and pulled out a yellow plastic visor. "I guess I don't have a choice. Let's just get this over with." Z said as she and the others entered the ship.
Location: Unknown
Diddy stood outside a giant, evil looking tree. He knocked on the door carved into it for several moments.
"Why are at my door stranger?" Korragg said from behind Diddy.
"Are you Korragg?" Diddy asked.
"Yes. State your business! I want to get inside and enjoy these brownies that I purchased at the market." Korragg said.
"Sorry. I wanted to know if you could help me with some spells." Diddy asked
"Of course not! You are not worthy of my magic!"
"I have muffins." Diddy said.
"...Do you have chocolate muffins?" Korragg asked.
"Yep." Diddy said as he puled out a muffin
"Come inside. We have much to discuss." Korragg said as he ushered Diddy in.
After Korragg and Diddy were inside, they got down to business.
"Mr. Diddy, I have a wide array of spells you can use. I warn you, most of them involve the target blowing up." Korragg said
"Do you have any that don't involve the target blowing up?" Diddy asked.
"A few, is that what you need?"
"Yeah."
"Well, since you said this is to just annoy the enemy , I think I may have the perfect spell." Korragg said as he wrote down something on a piece of paper. He then gave the paper to Diddy.
"What do I do with this?" Diddy asked
"You will go to a lion named Aslon who lives in the tree down the street. Give him this note and he will give you a tub of spell butter..."
"Spell butter?"
"Spell butter! Once you've obtained the butter, dip your hand into the butter, and chant the names of the people you want to curse. Are we clear?"
"Yes. Thank you mighty Korragg. I am forever in your debt." Diddy said as he left Korragg's home. He did exactly what he was told and walked down to the home Aslon the lion. Apparently Aslon had a lot of request to fill because his tree was crowded. Diddy took a number and sat down so he could wait for his turn.
"I better send my enforcer to make sure those rangers don't escape." Diddy said
Location: Diddy's Fortress
After a long(and in some cases painful) spell by Chip, all of the rangers had regrown there hair, with the exception of Tommy who was still bald. The now bald Tommy was standing on a balcony, talking with Jason.
"Hey Jase, I haven't seen that Diddy guy in a few hours." Tommy said
"Maybve we should try to escape." Jason said
"That's a great idea! I get Billy and Ethan and the others so we can make a plan!" Tommy said
"Why don't you do it alone Mr. Greatest Power Ranger of All Time? You think Zack didn't tell me about what you call me when I'm not around?" Jason said.
"I...I don't know what your talking about."
"Ah shut up! I know you said it Tommy. Conner even told me about that time you "sinlge handely tore apart the Machine Empire." Jason said as he began shaking his head. He then got up and left Tommy sitting there.
"You've changed Dum Dum. Ever since that jungle kid called you the greatest, you haven't been the same." a voice said from behind Tommy. He turned around to see a tranparent image of Saba.
"Saba! How ya been old buddy?" Tommy said as he approached the talking sword.
"Don't touch me!" Saba said as he floated away from Tommy. "Like I was saying, when you were with me, you were humble. But ever since you got so...colorful, you've been hung up on being the best. You need to get back to basic Dum Dum."
"Your right Saba. I need to get back to basics. Back to white." Tommy said with a sly smile.
"Of course I'm right. I am the all knowing Saba after all." Saba was so busy talking that he didn't notice Tommy sneaking up behind him.
Tommy quickly snatched Saba from the air and placed him in front of him like a morpher. "Tigerzord!" Tommy said. Seconds later, he was morphed into his white ranger form.
"Why the hell did you do that?" an enraged Saba said
"You said I needed to get back to basics. So, I thought you meant for me to morph again." Tommy said. "Anyway, I'm going to find a mirror and admire myself for exactly 31 minutes. Then, I will explain my wonderful plan of escape to the guys."
"Well, I do like self-admiration." Saba said as he and Tommy left the room. While they go off to look at there reflections, let's go to another room in the fortress.
Nick, Hunter, Shane, Conner, Sky, and Jack all walked into the room where the others are. They all are wearing very odd clothing. Nick is wearing a red cape and hood, a pair of blue jeans, and a pair of black cowboy boots. Sky had one a a small red and blue police officer uniform that also came with the Chips style shades. Jack was dressed in a grey and red pimp and even had a cane. Conner had on a pair of red and black basketball shorts with a red tank top that was cut off just above his stomach. Hunter had on a pair of blue jeans, a red scarf, and red highlights in his hair. Finally, Shane had on a pair of red swim trunks and a Chicago Bulls jersey.
"So...what's with the new wardrobe?" Rocky asked threw snickering.
"Look, we were the ones that got chosen for that damn boy band. We just got threw shooting a video and recording an entire album, so were pretty tired." Sky said.
"Yeah." the others chorused.
"Ok, if you say so." Zack said.
"Ok rangers, whatever your planning, I suggest you stop right now." everyone turned to see a man dressed in a white and brown suit with a black Hamburglar style mask.
"Who are you?" Chip asked
"Me? I'm the Pied Piper of R and B! I am R. Kelly!" the man said.
"Ow, ow, can I get an authograph?" Chad asked.
"Sure. You a big fan?" Kelly said as he signed a piece of paper for Chad.
"No, but I'm a big fan of the money this'll get my on eBay." Chad said
"Well anyway, I know of your plans to escape while Diddy is gone, so I've come to stop you." Kelly said
"But we weren't trying to..."
"Silence!" Kelly said as he cut Ethan off. "You will feel my wrath! Time for Time Force!" Kelly suit was like the others, but he had on of his masks on over the helmet and the color was golden. 'You will feel the wrath of my Golden Showers attack!"
After hearing this, some of the rangers fell to the ground laughing. Wes was laughing so hard that tears came to his eyes.
"Looks like we have to show this guy what real rangers can do." Jason said as he took a fighting stance.
"Um, Jase." Adam said. "We don't have our morphers."
"...We're screwed." Jason said
Location: B.A.S.S.
Z had just finsihed dominating the rich man and his friends, leaving them with only there socks. As the girls reboarrded the B.A.S.S. ,Kat noticed something on one of the computer screens..
"Hey guys, rememeber that tracking device I put on Diddy's Fortress?" Kat asked
"Um, no." Maya said
"Well anyway, it says that the fortress is at a halt not to far from here. If we put the ship into hyper drive, we should be able to catch up with it."
"Well what are we waiting for? Put this bitch into hyper drive and lets go!" Karone said as Taylor piloted the ship inot space once again.
"Wait!" Mraz said as he chased after the flying ship. "Oh well. At least this planet has some good malls."
What will happen next? Will the guys be able to fight off R. Kelly, or will his "Golden Showers" be to much for them?( I don't think Kells will do it since none of them are 14 year old girls.) Will the girls make it to the fortress? Will Diddy ever get his spell butter? Find out next chapter!