Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers

Greetings boys and girls! When we last visited our heros, Tommy was reunited with Saba and his white ranger powers, Z won the B.A.S.S. back, Koragg(or as I call him K. Raggy) was giving Diddy the hook up on some spell butter, and R. Kelly came to unleash his Golden Showers upon the rangers. Now, let's see what the rangers not on this journey are doing shall we?

Location: SPD Headquarters

Doggie and young Sam were sitting on a couch, sharing a large bowl of chicken nuggets and watching Justice League Unlimited. At the moment, Captain Marvel and Superman were engaged in a brutal battle.

"This is show is alright, but I miss the other one that used to come on." Doggie said.

"What other one?" Sam asked

"The one with Robin, and the black lightning guy." Doggie said.

"Black lightning guy? You mean Static Shock?"

"No I don't mean Static Shock! It had that one guy who was Asian who could make tornados by doing this." Doggie said as he spun around in a circle. "And it had that one Mexican guy with all the powers."

"Ah, your talking about Super Friends. And I don't know if El Dorado was Mexican though." Sam said

"What's the damn differnce?"

"Well actually..."

"Actually, I always liked that Indian guy with the growing powers. Apachee Chief! That was his name!" Sgt. Silverback said as he entered the conversation.

"Yeah, but I always seemed to like the villians best though. My favorite was Solomon Grundy." Doggie said.

"Born on a Monday." the other two chimed.

While they talk about Super Friends(possibly the greatest superhero themed TV show in the history of the world.), let's see what the newest power ranger is doing.

Location: Root Core

Daggeron and Jenji were both sitting in the living area of the Root Core. Daggeron was catching up on all the books he missed in the past few years, while Jenji was catching up on all the porn he missed.

"Jenji," Daggeron said not looking up from his book. "Where is the dragon?"

"I think it went in the kitchen to get some pasta." Jenji said.

Daggeron removed his reading glasses(which were roughly the size of a skateboard) and looked at Jenji. "You do realize that your not suppose to feed dragons carbs right?"

"Yeah, but Udonna keeps some of that special non-carb pasta in there. I'm sure it knows the difference."

"Jenji, the damn thing can't read. How will it know the difference?" Daggeron asked.

"Relax. What's the worst that could happen?" as soon as Jenji said this, Fire Heart came into the room. The dragon looked like it had a stomach ache, but other than that it looked normal.

"See? Our little dragon just a has tummy ache." Jenji said happily.

Fire Heart then let out a long groan and grew to the height of a megazord. It then started thrashing and rampaging about.

"Go to Aslon and se if he has some spell butter that will help us. I'll subdue it." Jenji said. Daggeron nodded and ran into the woods. It was then that Jeni realized he couldn't really fight. "Oh boy. Well, looks like I'll have to do something else to stall it." Jenji said.

Doing the first thing that came to his mind, Jenji sarted doing random dance moves which included breakdancing, polka, riverdancing, disco, and even a stripease. Fire Heart happily sat down and clapped with glee while the cat continued dancing.

Location: Diddy's Fortress

R. Kelly's Golden Shower attack was extremely powerful and it left all of the rangers injured. It didn't really help that non of them could morph. Just then, Tommy burst into the room.

"Who the hell are you?" Kells asked.

"Me? I am the amazing, talented, godly, Tommy Oliver!" Tommy said.

"Well then Mr. Tommy, I'm glad to see you. Now I have more to fall under my wrath!" Kells said.

Tommy then quickly and swiftly jumped near that others. He then tossed a smokebomb down, allowing them to escape. "Now Chip, I need you to morph."

"I can't morph. I don't have my morpher." Chip said

"Really? Then what you been castng spells with for the past few chapters?" Tommy asked proudly.

"Why my morpher of course." Chip said. "Oh! I do have my morpher! Wow, you are some kinda amazing Mr. Tommy." Chip said.

"I know, I know. Now quickly, morph and then use a spell to de-age Kelsey here into a teenager of about 14." Tommy said.

"Ok." Chip did as he was told and turned Kelsey into a child. "What next?"

"Now we hide, and let nature take it's course." Tommy said. He and the other then hid behind various objects, leaving Kerlsey in the open.

"What about me?" Kelsey asked.

"Don't sweat it, this is all part of Dr. O's amazing plan. Right?" Conner said. Tommy nodded.

"All right rangers, I have you cornered!" Kells said. He then noticed the young version of Kelsey stading in the middle of the floor. "Why hello there little lady. How are you today?" Kells said.

"I'm ok I guess."

"That's good. That's real good." Kells said as he demorphed and slowly approached her.

Tommy then leapt from his hiding spot with brutally defeated R. Kelly with his amazing martial arts skills.

"Where are the morphers?" Tommy demanded as he held his foot to Kelly's neck.

"In that big cabinet." Kells said pointing to a large cabinet on the wall. Rocky walked over and opened to find there morphers.

"Hm, how come we never went in here before?" he asked.

"He told me that a little troll called Jim Jones would eat my face If I went in there." Cole said.

"Hey wait a sec." Carlos said as he and Rocky started handing out morphers. "Where is Zhane's morpher?"

"A better question would be where is Zhane?" TJ said.

"And where did Sam go?" Bridge asked.

"It doesn't matter right now. What matters is that we can morph again." Sky said as he held his morpher.

"Ahem." Jack said rather loudly. Sky pretended not to here him, so Jack did it again.

"Fine." Sky said as he handed Jack the red SPD morpher.

"Now that that phase of my plan is done, Chip, please turn Kelsey back into an adult." Tommy said.

"Yeah...about that." Chip said

"You can't turn her back?" Ryan asked.

"Nope."

"How the hell is that possible? I mean, one would think that all you had to do is say the spell backwards or something to reverse it." Adam said

"Well it ain't that damn simple." Chip snapped.

"Wait a sec, I have an idea." Andross said. He pressed a button on his morpher. Moments later, a loud horn was heard.

"What's that?" Shane asked.

"That's our ride. I introduce to you, the Astro Megaship Mark 26 and a half, Version 6.0." Andross said proudly.

"26 and a half? Weren't you only up to like Mark 2 a few years ago?" Wes asked.

"I was, but someone keeps trying to "upgrade my ship" Andross said as he looked over to Justin, who calmly ignored him.

"Well then, i say we hop in and head home." Jason said.

"Wait, what should we do with this guy?" Chad asked.

"I know!" Max said as he turned the blue baseball cap he was wearing around so that it was backwards. He then pulled out a Pokeball and hit Kells with it.he turned into red light and got sucked into the ball. Moments later, the ball stopped moving.

"Yeah! I caught an R. Kelly!" Max said gleefully.

"You do realize we could've just arrested him right?" Jack said. "I'm pretty sure he was breaking some kind of law."

"Naw, I like him like this." Max said as he clipped the ball on his belt.

"All righty guys, let's move out!" Andross said as everyone docked the ship. Just as Cole was about to board the ship, something tugged on his shirt. He turned around to see it was McWandos.

"Do you wanna come with me?" Cole asked. McWando nodded. "Well then let's go little buddy!" McWando jumped into Cole's arms. Cole then ripped the sleeve off of McWando's tux and tied it around his head like a headband.

"Dammit Cole leave that koala and come on!" Andross yelled.

"No! He's my friend and he's coming with me!"

"Well then bring him and come on! I want to get at the controls before Joel tryed to pilot the ship."

"Too late" Kai said from inside the ship.

"Dammit." Andross said under his breath as he, Cole, and McWando enter the ship.

"Where to Cap?" Joel said from the cockpit.

"Set course for this Malltopia I've heard Diddy talk about." Andross said as he sat in his Captains Chair.

The Megaship flew away at great speed heading towards Malltopia.

Location: B.A.S.S.

As Taylor was piloting the ship towards Diddy's Fortress when suddenly there was a loud thomp on the side of the ship.

"Kim, go see what that was." Karone(whos current hairstyle was a green and burgundy bowlcut) said as she stirred in her captains chair. Apparently she was trying to take a nap.

"But I don't wanna..." Kim whined.

"I bet you don't wanna get turn to dust either! But that's gonna happen if you don't see what the hell that pounding is!" Karone said as she pointed her Wrath Staff at Kim. "And you go to!" she said as she pointed the staff at Katherine. The two pink rangers quickly ran to the hatch to see what it was. Moments later, they returned with a frozen Zhane. He was on his Galaxy Glider and was in a huge chunk of ice.

"Zhany poo!" Karone cryed. " I mean, er, it's Zhane. Somebody thaw him out."

Charlie pulled out a small blaster and thawed Zhane out.

"Zhany Poo!"

"Astronema!"

The two ran into each others arms and began making out in the nastiest possible manner.

"Get a room." Vida said.

"Good idea. Come on." Karone said as she picked Zhane up and carried him into another room.

"That was odd." Jen said.

"Screw you ya stupid son of a bitch!" Taylor yelled out the window of the B.A.S.S.

"Who were you talking to?" Alyssa asked.

"Some jackass in a blue spaceship that almost hit me." Taylor said.

Location: Megaship

"You better keep going you crazy bitch!" Joel yelled out at a passing ship. "Try to crash into me, I should let these blasters loose on your ass!"

"Why are you so pissed?" Andross asked.

"Some moron in a big ass space ship almost crashed into me! Can you believe that?" Joel said

"Yeah, some people." Andross said as he opened an issue of Rolling Stone magazine and began reading it.

Location: Aslon's Treehouse place

"Aslon!" Daggeron said as he runned in the tree.

"What is it Daggeron?" Aslon asked. Aslon resembled David Hasselhoff wearing the lion costume from the Wizard of Oz.

"Aslon, our pet dragon got into some pasta, and now it's really big and really angry." Daggeron said.

"Pet dragon? I thought dragons were all dead." Aslon said

"We have the last one."

"I don't believe you. If I, the all knowing and mind bogglingly attractive Aslon has not heard of it, then it cannot be true."

"But I just told you about it." Daggeron said

"And this means what?"

"That means you now know of it, meaning that it must be true."

"Very true. If you continue with brilliance, you will become as wise I." Aslon said. He then went into his giant walk in fridge and came out with several sticks of purple butter. "Feed this to the dragon. It should die within the hour."

"Um, we kinda want it to be alive." Daggeron said.

"Well I haven't spell butter for that purpose. But I do some slightly more expensive spell custard that should do the job." Aslon said

Daggeron quickly looked threw his coin purse. "Ok, give me that then."

"Just a moment." Aslon left and returned with the spell custard. "That'll be 20,000 gil."

"Well...I only have dollars."

"Dollars? How ever do you spend those?" Aslon asked.

"Well it's funny you ask. 1 dollar equals 20,000 gil. So here you go." Daggeron said as he gave Aslon the single.

"You silly humans sure do pack alot of worth into such small amounts of currency. Here you go. Simply feed this to the dragon to return it to normal." Aslon said.

"Thanks." Daggeron said as he ran out of the tree.

"I really hope those rangers haven't escaped. Oh well, if they did I'll just use those songs and videos I made them do to make a profit." Diddy said as he awaited to be served.

Location: Diddy's Fortress

"All right you slimy bastard, give us back our mens!" Jen said as the girls stormed threw into the fortress all morphed.

"I'm sorry! I was just making some hamburgers!" Sam screamed as he put his hands up.

"Sam?" Z asked. Sam nodded. "Where the hell is Diddy?"

"He went out on an errand."

"Where are the others?" Katie asked.

Sam looked around. "Um, I think they may have left without me Guess I overslept" Sam said

"An even better question would be where are your pants?" Trini asked.

"This is my sleeping attire." Sam said.

"That I can understand, but why are you wearing a damn thong?" Kira asked

"I like the comfort it provides." Sam said angerly.

"Why did it have to be pink?" Dana asked.

"Kinda makes you wanna change colors." Kendrix said as she shoke her head.

"Well go put some pants on so we can go find the guys." Z said.

"Xander's Home!" Xander screamed as he teleported into the ship. He still had on his green prison uniform and was carrying a bag of his clothes and other stuff.

"Where the hell have you been?" Taylor asked.

"Prison." Xander said. "Are you Kimberly?"

"Yeah." Kim answered.

"Here. Some guy named Goldar said for me to give you this." Xander said as he gave her a letter. "He said to read it in private. I think it may be a sex letter."

"Er...thanks." Kim said as she took the letter and quickly discarded of it.

"Ok, I'm ready to go." Sam said.

"Let's get back on the ship. We'll see what the captain wants us to when we get back onboard." Taylor said

Oh no! The Chick Force is looking for the Man Force, but there going in different directions! Will they ever find each other? Where will the girls go now? Will Mraz ever get off Malltopia? Will Fire Heart ever get back to normal size? Will Diddy ever get his damn spell butter? Find out next chapter!

A/N: Ok boys and girls, it might be a while until the next update. School's about to start up again, so I gotta get prepared for that. (Not to mention the fact that I forgot how the hell I was going to end this story .) One thing I can promise is that there will be a mx of five more chaps, but at least 2 more. Until then, rememer to tip your waiters, and GO VIKES!