A/N Yeah… No excuse! Err… This chapter is dedicated to All Hallows Eve, cause it's the bestestestest(Blame Ryan for this word) holiday ever! Enjoy!

"Jake?" Remus was calling through the door at the far end of the dorm room. Jake noticed Pater, Sirius, and James were still asleep.

"I'm here, Remus." Jake said, startling Remus.

"Oh," Remus blushed. "I woke up and you weren't in your bed. I figured you might be in the loo. Where were you anyway?"

"Outside,"

"What do you mean outside?"

"I was sittin' on the ledge outside the window." Remus's eyes grew large.

"And you weren't afraid of falling?"

"Nah, I have pretty good balance." Jake told him. "Do we have to wear robes on the weekend?"

"No," Remus replied.

"Thank God." Jake muttered. He really hated wearing those…dresses. He was just fine wearing his normal clothes thank you very much.

"What?" Remus asked.

"Nothing," Jake said. "I'll just change then, shall I?"

"Yeah, okay. I'll wake these three up." Remus said as he walked over to James's bed.

Jake went over to his trunk and opened it up.

"Let's see…" He muttered to himself while looking at different spray cans. "What colour…? Ah ha! This one,"

Jake walked into the bathroom after locking up his trunk and just as he closed the door he heard:

"Damn it Moony! What did you do that for?!" Remus had obviously woken James up in an unpleasant way.

Twenty minutes later, Jake walked out of the bath room looking like a different person.

He was wearing a black tee shirt that said 'at least life SUCKS for FREE' in white letters and a pair of extremely baggy black pants that it was miracle in its self for them to not fall to his ankles.

His red streaked hair was stylishly messy and falling into his equally red eyes. And you can't forget his piercings!

He had a small hoop and a diamond stud in the lobe of his left ear, a daggling cross earring in his right, a blue bar and a white gold coloured bar in his right eyebrow, and two purple hoops in his bottom lip, one on each side in a snake bite piercing.

"Are we going to get something to eat or what?" He asked the staring boys with a raised eyebrow as he walked passed them.

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"Let me get this straight," Jake said with a raised hand to stop the others from interrupting. "All you do for Halloween is pig out on candy?"

Peter nodded enthusiastically while Sirius said:

"Well, yeah. What else is there?"

"Getting the shit scared out of you, for one thing. For another," Here, Jake smirked. "There's Mischief Night. Though that's the day before Halloween, it's still a blast."

"Mischief Night?" James asked excitedly.

"It's a night where the cops are so alert that it makes it all the more fun." Jake never was good at elaboration.

"Makes what more fun?" Peter asked nervously.

"Breaking the law, of course!" Jake beamed. "TPing peoples houses, smashing their pumpkins, egging their house and cars, not to mention the shaving cream!"

The others just looked at him like he was completely nutters.

"Pssh, Fine! Screw you guys… I'm gonna find some friends that'll get in on Mischief Night with me, and maybe you won't be so lucky in the end. Mwahahahaha!" And with that, Jake left the Gryffindor table and walked over to the Hufflepuff one beside it.

"He's certainly… odd." Remus said as he watched Jake walk around the Hufflepuff table before sitting down next to a very pretty brunette who looked to be in her seventh year and conversing with her in a way that made her blush.

There were nods of agreement from the rest of the Marauders as they turned back to their breakfast.

The Jake boy was definitely someone they'd have to watch out for.

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A/N Short? Yes. Weird? Fuck yeah. Amusing? You tell me, though I couldn't help but laugh while writing it. Review!