A/N : sorry it took me so long to update but I was having a hard time thinking of things. DISCLAIMER : (so I don't get sued) I DON'T OWN DBZ OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!...Well except for Ember...thankies...

Frieza sat in his hover car, the list he had made a week after Ember had become his slave, sat in his lap. As he read it he smirked:

FOUR WAYS TO MAKE EMBER LEARN HER LESSON:

1) Make her wear a maid's uniform...

"Check..."

2) Degrate her...

-He smirked- "Check..."

3) Humiliate her both in private and public...

-His smirk faltered-

4) Get rid of her….

Surprisingly enough the thought of getting rid of her bother him. Even though he, for some strange reason, didn't want to his brother and father had agreed that there was no other way. He leaned back in his hover car and sighed. Why do I feel this way? What is she doing to me? Just the thought of her made him tighten up and unconfortable. He put his list away when he heard her coming, he could tell it was her by the sound of three inch heels hitting the ground harshly as she marched to his chambers, possibly to give him a piece of her mind...again.

She had often brought up the topic of the maids outfit, most of the time sounding unconcerned the other times sounding embarrassed and miserable, but this was a losing battle...mostly because he liked her in it...

"You do know that I'm going to kill you right?" She had said one day.

He had looked at her, smirked and replied, "I'm sure you are...but for now would you be as so kind as to get me another glass of wine?"

He could here her ranting and raving about something else that went wrong...

"How dare they!...GRRRR...-grumble, grumble- touch me like THAT will you...well we'll see about that...where did I put those matches...-grumbles some more-"

He smiled to himself, even though he HATED it when she was mad at him he loved to hear her go on and on about something that someone else did. When she entered she looked rumpled and angry, and she was glaring at him.

Even though it wasn't his fault, he hadn't told those guys to grab her, in fact he'd might even kill them for being perverts...she still decided that he would provide a perfect target for her anger."What do you want me to do NOW!"

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He blinked, apparently surprised, and then glared back at her." Well I'll have to think of something now wont I!" He seemed to think for a minute, and grinned at her." I just thought of a brilliant idea! You've gloated about your experience..."

"Experience in what...?" She looked at him uneasily.

His eyes glittered mischievously." In the bedroom..."

Instead of panicking like any normal women...She got excited...far to excited..."Well you know how I can get...hehe..I have tendency to brag...you see-"

"Oh, well if you're bragging then you must be as good as you claim...but just in case I want to find out for myself..."

He got out of his hover car, walked over to her slowly. Grabbing her chin he gently directed her lips to his own, kissing her gentle as can be, but the longer he kissed her the more fiercer and passionate his kisses got. Unaware of what she was doing she pressed her body against his, despite the HUGE difference in height they seemed to fit together like pieces to a puzzle.

He moaned, a soft hungry growl, and pulled her closer. She felt him walk her to the wall, his hands traveling the whole time. She didn't fight; in fact she stopped and looked at him.

"Just a quick question."

"NOW!" He looked at her like she was the strangest person alive.

"Yes now."

"Fine then ask already!"

"How do you plan to….you know…."she blushed but looked at him curiosity filled her eyes. He looked at her, and blinked with surprise at the question.

"You'll see..." and before she could say another thing he pressed his lips against hers. He slid his hands down her back, he cupped her bottem and pulled her closer (if that were physicaly possible). Her arms unlaced themselves from his neck, she untied the back of her uniform ( A/N : if anyone has not bothered to read the previous chapters do so now so you know what is going on), working together they pulled it off. Ember tugged at his armor, looked at him, and tugged again.

Frieza chuckled and pulled it off, and watched her exam him with her oh-so-curious, as well as beautiful, eyes trail the whole length of his body, this did not help him in the slightest...His hands went back to her bottem, he squeezed...hard. Ember yelped and looked at him."Have you ever heard of the three comandments?"

"Yes but what do they-"

"Not those...the three comandments of making-love..."

"No..."

" Thou shall not squeeze too hard; thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one; and thou shall kiss at every opportunity." When she said this she smiled at him and kissed him softly. Why am I kissing him... I don't love him... right...? RIGHT!

"Oh...-he chuckled softly-...how appropriote..." He smiled calmly at her, then his smiled turned into a sly grin...reminding Ember of a playful cat teasing its prey..."now do you wish to see how my race make-love to their women?"

"Do I...ummm..."she tapped her lips thoughtfully,"...ya."

He grinned at her uncertianty and (A/N : ... ...) 'unveiled ' himself to her...his very impressive self...

"HOLY SHIT!" Her eyes bugged out as she stared at him,turning redder and redder by the second..." Your not planing on putting that-that...thing in me are you!"

He laughed,"Of course...otherwise it would have been a waste to show you wouldn't it."

She gulped and looked down at him, then down at herself...He examined her full figured body, he casually slide his finger from her collar bone down to he navel, leaving a trail of a fiery sensation that spread rapidly throughout her body.Gasping she pulled away, her face turned even redder then before.

There was a knock at the door and when it opened Dedoria ran in.

-laughs- haha you thought they would actually do it! XD you should know better then asume that I would let it get that far...just yet... . . ... ok anywho just want to say (like I always do) PLEASE REVIEW!

-Frieza points- at me RAPIST!

-Smacks Frieza in the head- SHUT UP! I'M NOT A RAPIST YOU MORON! Again...PLEASE REVEIW!