Title: Twisted Tale
By: Tsuneni2Nocis
Summary: What happens when a muggle matchmaker is sought out by Dumbledore to bring house unity? Insanity, timetravel, closeness...and pissed off characters. hehehe...let the madness begin! R&R Parings: HG/DM, BZ/GW, RW/PP, HP/LB
Disclaimer: I'll admit it; The Harry Potter characters ARE mine. Yup- I am J.K Rowling. Ha-ha-and then I woke up from this dream and realized I wasn't. So, not mine- Doesn't mean I can't borrow them and use them to perform my evil tricks on them though. Hehehe...this should be fun!
Chapter 6:
The Next Day
Dumbledore was in his office, he had just finished talking to Harry, Ron, Blaise, Lavender, Ginny and Pansy. He had told them that the potion had sent Hermione and Draco back into the past and they were currently trying to bring them back; which they really weren't.
The day went on without many words spoken between anyone. Deisi sighed and decided to put her plan into action. She was told that there was a dueling club, here in Hogwarts, and that Lavender AND Harry were part of it. There was a meeting that afternoon, also.
She walked towards the chamber that the meeting was to be held at and she watched as everyone was partnered up with someone to duel with. Much to Deisi's relief Lavender and Harry ended up being together. She pointed her wand at the pair and began to say a quick spell; soon it was finished, without anyone noticing what she had done.
Harry and Lavender were the first ones to duel against each other. Let the madness began...hehehe-poor Harry AND Lavender, hope they aren't allergic to each other.
The dueling began and Harry managed to send Lavender back, crashing into the wall. She raised herself up and shouted a spell; Harry got his wand and pointed it, trying to block the spell. As soon as both spells hit each other Harry and Lavender were sent crashing, towards another. The two students hit each other and ended up with bruises every where.
"Look what you did!" Lavender cried as she touched her left shoulder.
"What I did! You were the one that sent that damn spell in the first place!" Harry shouted.
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NO-"
"Enough! Both of you get up." The Professor over looking the duel commanded. The two teenagers tried to get up and kept bumping into each other.
"Move!" Lavender told Harry.
"No, you move!"
Both Harry and Lavender tried to get away from each other, and then realization struck. They were stuck to each other; their shoulders wouldn't stop touching the others.
"Bloody hell, what did you do, Brown!" Harry said as he tried to pry Lavender off of him. "Get the hell away from me!"
"Do you honestly think I want to be next to you...breathing the same air as you! What type of spell did you cast, Potter?" Lavender was close to tears now and Harry looked like he was about to choke someone.
Deisi looked at them from a distance laughing at their silliness, the fact that they were fighting only made things worst for them; they got closer and closer together.
Harry looked to where Ginny and Ron where at and he called to them.
"Help me get this slut off of me!" He whimpered.
"Slut! Harry James Potter, did you just call me a SLUT!" Incredulous Lavender demanded.
"Yes I-" Lavender pounced on Harry and tried to strangle him one handed, since the other hand was stuck to him.
"Why you little arrogant, slime-" She started slapping and kicking Harry.
Harry, his face now bruised, fought to get a hold of Lavender.
"Stop it! I said STOP IT! Bloody hell, women, you're destroying my face!"
Lavender stopped all of a sudden. She was now on top of Harry, their right hands connected.
"Alright, you won. I will stop destroying your face." Harry breathed a sigh of relief, which was short lived since he saw the look on Lavenders face.
"All right I'll stop hitting your head," she said in a low, fierce voice. Lavender than looked down, towards Harry's privets. She look at Harry in his eyes and a smile spread over her lips. "I can't guarantee anything about destroying the bottom one! I'll show you not to call me that again!"
Lavender grabbed her wand and aimed it towards Harry's crotch. Ron rushed forward and took a hold of Lavender.
"Easy, Lavender. No need to castrate Harry..." Lavender struggled to get Ron to let her go.
"Let me go! Damn you! Get that lying son of a bitch away from me!"
Ron and Ginny tried to get Harry away from Lavender, it was no use. The Professor soon came in, followed by Dumbledore.
"What happened here?" Dumbledore questioned laughter evident on his voice.
"It was HIS fault! He got us stuck together, Professor! Oh- the agony! Get him away from me! Please! He's filthy, and a slimy git! Malfoy is WAY better than him! And hotter, why can't I be stuck to HIM!"
"What! Malfoy! You would prefer to be stuck with MALFOY! Are you insane! Do you know he's a death eater! Do you know that he's the Slytherin hoe! Damit Lavender, where is your common sense!"
"Potter, that's none of your business! And at least Malfoy wouldn't cheat on someone while going out with them! He has honor, even if he IS a Slytherin!"
Harry growled. "What are you trying to say! Stop going around the subject and just spit it out!"
"Enough!" Dumbledore's voice was low but audible. Lavender and Harry soon stopped yelling. Dumbledore took out his wand and tried to fix the problem, he couldn't.
"I am sorry to say this but I couldn't find a counter-curse. You two will have to try to get along while I work with Professor Lupin (A/N: Lupin, in this story, is, again, the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher) to try to find a spell to undo this.
"What!" Harry and Lavender both shouted.
Two down, two more to go...let's get started on the next plan shall we? Dumbledore came towards Deisi and smiled the twinkle now back.
"Ms. Acevedo, can you come to my office please?"
Deisi jumped down from the window sill and nodded she then followed Dumbledore, Harry and Lavender could be heard shouting at another from a distance.
Author's note: I am SOOO sorry for not updating until now…I've been so busy with school! TO make it up…at least a little I'm posting another chapter today. Review!