Title: Twisted Tale

By: Tsuneni2Nocis

Summary: What happens when a muggle matchmaker is sought out by Dumbledore to bring house unity? Insanity, time travel, closeness...and pissed off characters. hehehe...let the madness begin! R&R Parings: HG/DM, BZ/GW, RW/PP, HP/LB

Disclaimer: I'll admit it; The Harry Potter characters ARE mine. Yup- I am J.K Rowling. Ha-ha-and then I woke up from this dream and realized I wasn't. So, not mine- Doesn't mean I can't borrow them and use them to perform my evil tricks on them though. Hehehe...this should be fun!

Chapter 7:

Deisi and Professor Dumbledore made their way to Dumbledore's office and he said the password that had them making their way to the inside of it. Dumbledore offered Deisi a seat and she accepted it gratefully.

"Now, Ms. Acevedo. Why type of spell did you conduct on Mr. Potter and Ms. Brown?"

"A binding spell, of my own creation. I find it extremely sound proof and easy to take off...at least if they figure out what it does."

"What exactly does it do?" Dumbledore inquired.

"It makes the persons that it was preformed on attached to each other in some way. Lavender are attached by their right hands, as you are aware. This spell, once preformed, is only able to be taken off when the two people are getting along. It can determine if they really are or...if they are not, in which case it only gets tighter and they get closer together."

"Ingenious, Ms. Acevedo. I am a bit curious about finding out what happened to Ms. Granger and Mr. Malfoy..."

Deisi shuddered as she remembered what she saw on the screen.

"Ahem- they are doing very well, Professor. Couldn't be any better. Hermione, did faint though...I think her corset was a little too tight...not to worry though...she fixed that." Unfortunately.

"Very well, Ms. Acevedo. You may go now."

Deisi got up from the chair and made her way out of Dumbledor's office. She then decided to go to the Astronomy tower and look over the Hogwarts grounds.

As she made her way up the vast amounts of stairs she started to reminisce a certain person. All her plans about bringing together the houses were going along smoothly...she just didn't understand why her relationship couldn't work out.

Here's the thing, we started out friends,

It was cool, but it was all pretend,

Yeah, yeah, since you been gone,

You dedicated, you took the time,

Wasn't long till I called you mine.

Ethan and herself had both been in love with each other...or at least she thought that he had been in love with her, for she was. They first met over a friend and ever since then they had begun being best friends.

They shared some things in common, had the same interest...why did everything have to go so wrong?

Yeah, yeah, since you been gone,

And all you'd ever hear me say,

Is how I'd picture me with you,

That's all you'd ever hear me say.

They both began planning for the future, everything. She was, for once in her life, happy. The perfect couple, that's all everyone would have said. She had a sinking feeling, though, that everything would not stay the same for long.

How can I put it, you put me on,

I even fell for that stupid love song,

Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone.

She had fallen hard for him, and she still loved him, their relationship had ended though. He had...found someone new, someone better; someone he said he truly loved. It had crushed her, the man she was so deep in love with had...left her.

You had your chance, you blew it,

Out of sight, out of mind,

Shut your mouth I can't take it,

Deisi sighed and looked out towards the grounds. It was no use living in the past, she was stronger than that; the best match maker around. If she was destined to be by herself, then so be it. She needed no one, just her family, why let some guy destroy her happiness? She was better than that.

Again, and again, and again and again!

Deisi walked out of the Astronomy Tower and headed towards the Head's common room to get her things. She, also, had to check on how Harry and Lavender were doing.

She would put Ethan to the back of her head for now...and try to pry him from her heart. If only people had control over their emotions...

I was going to stop here…but what the heck…I'll continue, since it was a short chapter!

Deisi made her way down to the Great Hall. She had lessons on apparition with Professor Garske. (A/n: Just a professor I made up...actually she's my old math teacher!) Pansy and Ron, also, had her class, while Harry and Lavender, Blaise and Ginny didn't.

A woman in her forties wearing spectacles and her hair cut down to her neck appeared out of no where. The students gasped and clapped.

"Students, listen up. Today is to be your first day in Apparition lessons. It is not an easy thing to accomplish and most of you won't be able to do it even within weeks from now. Do not get discouraged, though.

Students in ALL my classes, so far, have done absolutely nothing, but they hold much promise. Maybe one or two of you will be able to apart at least a leg or a finger today."

The student's eyes began to get huge and Deisi bit back a laugh.

"W-w-what?" Ron stuttered out.

"Well, Mr. Weasley most people when they begin to learn how to apparate only do so with a bit of body parts. My students usually leave their lower half here while their other half is somewhere else. We usually get that problem fixed in a month or so..."

The students started to back away from the teacher and tried to head towards the open doors. They closed on them and Pansy and Ron started to pound on them.

"Open!" Ron shouted.

"P-PLEASE! OPEN!" Pansy screeched.

They both looked at each other and forgot that they hated each other.

"What do we do, Ron? I don't want to end up with half a body!" Pansy lunged at Ron and hugged him, tears falling.

"Pansy, y-you're cutting off my circulation!" Ron gasped.

"Sorry!"

"Don't worry about it...I know what we can do!" A gleeful Ron started to jump up and down.

"What! Spit it out!"

Ron spit out the gum he had been chewing and then grinned.

"I once saw this thing...a muggle thing with moving pictures! It was bloody awesome! And in it they had some...cartoons, I think it was; yes, that was it! This dudes they said 'open sesame' and this thing opened and then they were inside! (A/n: Hehehe...I love Aladdin) Maybe we should try that!"

Pansy grabbed Ron and kissed his cheek.

"Brilliant, Ron! We should try it, ready? On the count of three...one, two, thre-"

"OPEN SECIME!" They both screamed in unison. The door started to make weird noises and they started jumping up and down together.

"It think it's working, Ron! You did it!" The door to the Great Hall made another noise and then a lock appeared out of nowhere, locking the doors. It was now nearly impossible to open.

"NOOOOOOO!" They both fell to the ground sobbing and holding each other. They soon realized they were holding their enemy and they shoved each other away form the other.

"Don't touch me, Weasley!"

"I wasn't the one clutching my shirt and KISSING ME! Now I'll need to take a shower!"

"FINALLY! You reek so much a shower would be an IMPROVEMENT! I never even knew you knew that word!"

"Shut up Parkinson! No body asked your slutty opinion!"

"No body needs to ask it! It's freely given!"

"Unfortunately for the rest of us! Pug-faced git!"

"What! Freckled faced, bad breath weasel!"

"You have freckles too!"

"Not as many as you!"

"Liar!"

Pansy and Ron continued to fight with another as Deisi headed to Professor Garske.

"Professor? Are we going to get started with the lessons soon?" She asked the Professor.

"Yes, Ms. Acevedo. As soon as I decide which pair of students will apparate soon."

Deisi grinned and faked innocence.

"Did Dumbledore tell you about the reason why I am here?"

"Yes, he informed all the teachers, said if we could help to just ask us."

"Great! Well...you see those two students bickering and getting ready to kill each other?"

The Professor looked to where Pansy and Ron where, they both had their hands around the others neck.

"I-c-c-an' b-breath! Let go Parkinson!" Ron gasped as he tried to choke Pansy harder so she would let go of him.

"T-t-that's the p-point! Y-you let go!" And so it continued, until neither Pansy nor Ron could breath. They both soon collapsed to the ground, for lack of oxygen.

The Professor then looked at Deisi.

"Yes, what about them?"

"Well-"

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"Alright students! Listen up, lessons will now commence, we will have two people at a time begin to try and apparate." She looked around the crowd and saw that Ron and Pansy were now awake, their necks were bruised and traces of fingers could be seen on their necks.

"Mr. Weasley, Ms. Parkinson, come here please." The Professor commanded.

Pansy and Ron got up on wobbly feet and walked towards the Professor.

"Alright, now both of you close your eyes." Both students did as the teacher commanded. Ron and Pansy had begun to shake so badly that their teeth chattering could be heard all through the great Hall.

"Give me both of your wands; you will not need them." (A/n: Don't do it!) Pansy and Ron were too scared to argue and handed the Professor their wands. (A/n: Gasp! Noooo!)

"Alright, now think of a place that you would want to go to. Picture it clearly and imagine yourself there." The two students concentrated on their location while Deisi took out her wand and said a quick spell.

"Picture it really clearly now...concentrate." A popping sound soon followed those words and Pansy and Ron where no where to be seen.

The students erupted in cheers and Deisi smiled a secretive smile.

"I think that's all for now...I still need to figure out where these students went. Tomorrow the rest of you will have a try at it!"

Deisi headed out of the Great Hall and went to the Head's Common Room. She still needed one more plan to get into action, and that was to involve Blaise and Ginny. This would be very...interesting.

Author's Note: Please review! Oh, I won't be updating until…January because I'm going on vacation! Till then …Adios!

Tsuneni2Nocis