Welcome back to the Hp talk show...

EvilHeart: who is our next Guest?

BubblePopper: We know him very well.

Evilheart: Who?

Everyone: Draco Malfoy!!!

Evilheart: drools.

Draco: Wait until my father hears about this. Sneers

EvilHeart: Hi Draco... Smirks

Draco: Erm...

Bubblepopper: First Question,Why do you love Ginny?

Draco: Weasel's sister?

Bubblepopper: yes.

Ron was getting mad at Malfoy right now and Hermione was laughing out of her mind, but still thought Malfoy a foul loathesome evil little cockroach.

Malfoy: Stares at Ron Hm...She's very attractive.. VERY SARCASTIC

Evil Heart: What about me? Smiles

Draco: No comment...

Bubblepopper: Ok then, Did you know that Pansy Parkinson is Gay?

Draco: What?!?! I love her. How is she gay?Thinking silently I hate her! I'm glad someone sees my point of view on that Slytherin -

Evilheart: She likes another girl, and that is Lavender Brown,

Hermione was on our side and fell out of her chair.

Evilheart: why? are you gay?

Bubblepopper: Yea Malfoy are u?

Draco: Smirks Well, not really...I do have great taste in women though.

EvilHeart: Will you marry me now? Is under the Imperious curse

Evilheart takes him into a closet.

Bubblepopper: laughs.

They come out.

Bubblepopper: Can u sing U droped the mark on us, Voldemort?

Draco: No!!!

Evilheart and Bubblepopper: U dropped the mark on us, Voldemort, then hummed it.

Draco ran out of the room screaming: Gimme outta here.

Evil and Bubble chased him.

Bubblepopper: that is the end of this show. cya next time.

EvilHeart: Nooo.YOu are mine Drakie.

Pansy: Got a hammer and chased Evil HEart.

BubblePopper: I guess the show is not over.

EvilHeart: PAnsy, Ur gay?

Pansy: Ewwwwww.

They all sat down, calmily.

Bubblepopper: OK, Next question, I heard from a birdie that you wear thongs and have footies pajamas.Is it true?

Draco: A what. A thong? That is wrong, and Yes I have footies pajamas

EvilHeart: Wow, you are gay.

Bubblepopper: HAving a cup of Butterbeer.

Draco: Sees Voldemort and Snape.

EvilHeart: Snape, are you wearing a thong?

Snape:Yes... Please... This is my personal Life.

Evil, Snape, Voldemort, and Bubble: Dances and Hums.

Bubblepopper: Spitting her drink out cause of laughing.

EvilHeart: Takes Draco and puts him in a closet, then locked him.

Draco: wait till my father hears about this.

Bubblepopper: Your parents are dead.

Draco: Sobers.

EvilHeart: He is so emotional.

Bubblepopper: Leave him, hey, what is for lunch?

Evilheart: Umm, I think Chicken. Lets go.

Bubblepopper: Goodbye all.