"This is more like it!" Duck said, flexing.
They all sighed and rolled their eyes as he quacked around the room. Meanwhile...
"Jay burned the park down!" Holly screamed.
"What! You were there too!"
"Bad Jay! Didn't I tell you not to bother the park!" Jessi yelled.
"She was with me!"
"I didn't have the flamethrower." Holly smirked.
Jessi confiscated all weapons from Jay's room.
".V. You're going to pay for this..."
They tied her up and threw her in the closet.
"I wonder what those girls are up to..." Tech said.
"I heard one of them say something about an interdimensional portal." Lexi said.
Tech crossed his arms thoughtfully.
"I can do that."
"No if we could only find them, REV..." Ace said.
"On-it-Chief-ya-know-I've-noticed-I've-been-hanging-out-with-Tech-too-muh-what-with-the-big-words-and-now-I-called-you-Chief-which-I've-only-heard-Tech-do--"
"Just do it."
"Nike!"
He located them, and their location shown as a little red blip.
Ace knocked on the door, and he heard giggling, running away, and shushing.
"We know you're in there. Open the door. We just wanna talk."
"What's the secret password?"
More giggling.
"Eh..."
"Step aside, Ace, let me do the talking." Duck said.
"Oh, ladies... seeing as how I am the best looking one out of the group, surely the password is Duck?"
The door opened, and Duck found himself on the floor. When he looked, his friends were crowded around him, and one of the girls was sitting on his waist.
"Jessi, I don't think you had to glomp him..."
"I know I'm just so irresistible, but you look like it would make me a child molester had we a relationship. Alas, it cannot be."
He draped his hand over his forehead dramatically. She jumped up and hugged the breath out of her friend.
"Does that mean if I were older you'd go out with me!"
Duck gulped. No, that wasn't QUITE what he'd meant... Lexi's ears stiffened.
"I hear something."
She approached the offending door and opened it. She tore the duct tape off the captive's mouth.
"Run away! They're nut jobs, I tell ya! They kidnapped me! Help! HELP!"
"Be quiet." Jessi scolded.
"Use your indoor voice, please." Holly said.
Jay just scowled as she was being untied. She started chasing Jessi.
"WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU LITTLE GIRL!"
"Eep!"
She ran outside, and everyone else followed. Finally when Jay ran out of breath, everything seemed calm until...
"Duck lover!"
"Screw you, Jacovie!"
Jessi started chasing him, then came back dusting her hands off.
"I feel better now."
She held up a sign that said YAY DUCK! Holly held up a sign that said MAYBE NOT! Tech held up a sign that said WHAT'S WITH ALL THE SIGNS?
"I don't know." Holly said, randomly throwing her sign.
Jessi made eye contact with Duck, freaked out, and chewed on a straw.
"What did we come here for again?" Duck asked.
"Oh, right." Tech said.
"RANDOM GUN VIOLENCE!"
Jay shot more holes than Swiss cheese in Tech. He regenerated.
"THAT WASN'T NECESSARY!"
He chased her with a huge mallet while she taunted him.
"Anyways, Tech-said-he-might-be-able-to-build-a-portal-for-you-because-you-said-you-needed-one-and-he-might-just-be-your-man!"
"0.0 What?" Jessi said.
"Portal? To home?" Holly said, her eyes sparkling.
"YAY!" Jessi said, and randomly attached herself to Duck even though he had nothing to do with it.
"Uh..."
They all watched as Jay stood still to admire a gun Tech had laid out. They turned to him as he straddled a torpedo and lit it. Just before it took off, Jay grabbed the gun and ran. When the torpedo accelerated, it left Tech hanging in the air before waving and landing with a thud. Holly ran around Tech.
"Portalportalportalportalportalpor-"
"Okay, I get it!"
And I'll leave the rest to the next author/ess. Do they go home, or do they stay here? Will their suits die again? That's up to the next person, so even I don't know!