Chapter Two
I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist…. If I did it would never be the same again…
Chapter Two: Cheese
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"Finally… A day when Ed won't bug me!" thought Roy Mustang, chuckling as he remembered a few minutes ago when he tied Edward to a chair in the dorms. He left his office to go celebrate his accomplishment at a strip bar with Havoc. When he got back, his office was covered with spray cheese. He thought of only one culprit… a certain small, blonde, annoying, state alchemist called Edward Elric.
"FULLMETAL!" Mustang roared, "GET IN HERE NOW!"
"Hello Colonel Sir! What do you need of me?" asked Ed, coming out from under the couch.
"Why in the name of the Fuhrer is my office covered in Cheese-Whiz?" asked Roy, trying to sound as calm as he could.
"Because, dear Colonel, I had no crackers," said Ed seriously.
"So it's okay to cover my office in Cheese-Whiz?" asked Roy.
"Yes. It is!" said Ed.
Mustang blinked and picked up the phone. He dialed, waited a minute, and was finally off hold. He asked for Second Lt. Jean Havoc, mumbled something to him, and hung up.
"So…What was that about?" asked Ed.
"You'll see," sighed Mustang, wiping some cheese off his chair so he could sit down, and decided not to when he had covered his hand in cheese. Havoc then came rushing through the door with tons of boxes of Ritz crackers.
"Erm…Happy Birthday Fullmetal!" said Havoc.
"A present for me?" asked Ed, holding back tears of joy.
"OH COME ON! IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!" yelled Roy.
"Sure?" asked Ed.
"I'm sure," sighed Roy.
"Really?" asked Ed.
"Really!" said Roy.
"Really really?" asked Ed.
"Oh brother!" yelled Roy.
"I love you!" said Ed.
"Eww," said Roy.
"END OF CHAPTER TWO!" yelled Havoc.
Ed and Roy stared at the Second Lt. with weird faces.
"Want some cheese?" asked Ed.
"Sure," said Roy, taking a cracker.
Me: That was weird huh?