Chapter Three
I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist…I can't even afford a bolt from Ed's arm…
Before I start chapter three I'd like to thank my reviewers. Thanks to Slaughtered.Wings, vampslayeraxle, and PILLZ-ExXtheXxalchemist377! I love you guys!
Chapter Three: Vibrating State Alchemist
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Colonel Roy Mustang was just sitting in his office when he heard a small buzzing sound coming from somewhere in the room. He looked around and saw nothing. The noises then stopped. He shrugged his shoulders and continued on with his work. The buzzing then started again. He looked around and again, saw nothing. He was about to start his work again and had an idea. He then moved over his stack of paperwork and saw Edward Elric."You have my attention from the buzzing. Now what do you want Fullmetal?" asked Roy.
"IjusthadcoffeeandcoffeeisreallygooddoyoulikecoffeeIlikecoffee!" said Ed, very quickly.
"What?" asked Roy.
"COFFEEISREALLYGOODANDNOWIAMVERYHYPER!" yelled Edward.
"Can you talk any slower?" asked Roy.
"NOBECAUSECOFFEEHASCAFFINEANDIDRANKSOMEITWASGOOD!" yelled Ed.
"Alrighty then…what to do? What to do? What to do?" asked Roy. Then, he suddenly had an idea. He ran out of the room and got some milk. He put it in a coffee cup to give to Ed.
"WHAT'STHISISITCOFFEECANIDRINKITPLEASE?" asked Ed.
"If you asked what it was…it's coffee. If you want to drink it it's fine," said Roy.
Ed drank the milk and immediately calmed down.
"That was some good coffee. What was in it?" asked Ed.
"Oh…you know. Coffee beans, water, cream, milk, -"
"What was that last one?" asked Ed.
"Cream," said Roy quickly.
"No…you said milk," whispered Ed.
"I did?" pretended Roy.
"YOU MADE ME DRINK SOME OPAQUE WHITE LIQUID SECRETED FROM A COW?" roared Ed.
"Yes?" asked Roy.
"EVIL MILK!" yelled Ed.
Mustang promptly got up and left a steamed Edward in his office. He got some extra caffinated coffee and gave it to Ed.
"Why can't I ever win!" cried Roy while Ed hopped around the room, hyper.
Odd huh?