Chapter Five
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Chapter Five: Military Poker Day
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"Welcome all to the 21st official Military Poker Day!" yelled Fuhrer President King Bradley.
"Dammit," thought Roy, as he stood in attention to the Fuhrer's speech. " That means Edward will be here!"
"This year we have a special prize!" yelled the Fuhrer. "The one with the most chips at the end of the day will get to be Fuhrer tomorrow!"
Roy waited…and waited…and waited….but there was still no Ed. He shrugged his shoulders and sat down at a table with Hawkeye, Havoc, Fuery, Breda, and Falman. He put some chips in and looked at his cards. They were all calling raises, calls, bets, and folds, and Roy actually had a good time…until…he heard a voice say, "Got any two's?"
Yes…it was Edward Elric. He seems to have calmed down after the coffee incident in chapter 3.
"What?" asked Roy, confused by Edward's question.
"I said…do you have any 2's?" asked Edward, repeating the question.
"Um…Edward. We're playing poker. Not Go Fish," said Hawkeye.
"No fish?" asked Ed.
"No fish," said Hawkeye.
"Oh well," Ed sighed. " I guess I'll go have some coffee then."
"HELL NO!" yelled Roy, standing up.
Once he saw everyone staring at him, he quickly sat down.
Ed, once again, said, "Do you have any two's?"
Roy got so pissed of that he yelled, "THAT'S IT GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE FULLMETAL!"
Ed looked up at the colonel, surprised. On his way out, he said to Hawkeye, "Geez. He needs some caffine," and left.
Crazy: How'd you like them apples?
Ed: I don't see any apples…
Crazy: It's a phrase shrimp.
Ed: Oh okay then- WHO ARE YOU CALLIG SO SHORT THAT HE NEEDS A LADDER TO REACH THE TOILET!
Crazy: Bob?
Ed: Okay….
Bob: HEY!