Clicky Pen's and Homework
Uh oh….this can't end well. Ed, do the disclaimer
Ed: She no no own us. Word.
Oo
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Mustang was just sitting at his desk, procrastinating as usual, when he heard a constant "click, click, click" sound.
"What Edward?" asked the Colonel, not looking up.
"I need help with my homework," said Edward, lying on the floor.
"I don't have time for this Fullmetal. I'm busy-"
"Procrastinating. I know," said Ed. "Just a little help?"
"Fine," sighed Roy. "What is it?"
"What is 2 times 2?" asked Ed.
"4 Fullmetal," said Roy. "Wait….you don't know what two times two is?"
"It's 4," said Ed.
"I know…" said Roy. "I just told you."
"Oh…yeah," said Ed.
"Need anymore help with questions that you should know the answers to?" asked Roy.
"No," said Ed.
"Good," said Roy, trying to fall asleep again.
"Click. Click. Click. Click."
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ANNOYING AS HELL SOUND?" yelled Roy, frustrated.
"Clicky pen," said Ed.
"Stop," said Roy.
"No," said Ed.
"Why?" asked Roy, a little past slightly annoyed.
"I'M BORED! THAT'S WHY!" yelled Ed.
"Go outside and count the cracks in the sidewalk," said Roy.
"Okay," said Ed, and went outside.
"Finally," mumbled Roy, getting drowsy. He had just fallen asleep when…
"I'M BACK!" yelled Ed, waking up Roy.
"GO AWAY AND LET ME SLEEP!" yelled Roy.
"Oi," said Ed, taking a step away from Roy.
"I thought you were outside counting the cracks in the sidewalk," said Roy.
"I'm done," said Ed.
"You counted every sidewalk crack in East City," asked Roy, surprised.
"No. I transmuted all the cracks away," said Ed, beaming.
"I forgot who I was dealing with," muttered Roy, and beat his head against his desk.
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Roy: Geez. I can't take much more…
Me: Too bad.
Ed: HI!
Roy: -runs away-
Ed: What's his problem?