Dedication Chapter
I dedicate this chapter to TriggerHappyRetard for giving me 10 ideas. You rock! Also, I'm not putting some of them in this chapter. They will be in the next chapter.
This one will be kinda long, so bare with me.
Roy's Birthday
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This was the one day that Roy had waited for all year…his Birthday. There were cries of happy birthday Colonel from all his subordinates. Then…in came Edward.
"Happy birthday Colonel!" yelled Edward.
"Hello Edward. Thanks for coming," he said, faking a smile.
"I got you something," said Ed.
"Really?" asked Roy. "Thank you!"
"I'll go get it," said Ed, leaving the room.
I wonder what he got meEd came back into the room, by a rope, was pulling…a…llama into the room.
"IT'S LLAMA TIME!" yelled Ed. "I got you a llama. His name is Ducky."
"Wait…you got me a llama…named Ducky? Why?" asked Roy.
"Because I thought you'd like it," said Ed.
"HEY ROY! IT'S TIME FOR CAKE!" yelled Hughes.
"Yay! Finally!" yelled Roy.
After the whole room sang happy birthday, the cake was cut.
"OH MY GOSH! CAKE!" yelled Ed, looking at Roy.
"NO!" yelled Roy, running away from Ed.
Ed then jumped into the air and tackled Roy, and attempted to eat him.
"OKAY! WHO SWITCHED THE LABELS ON THE WATER AND THE VODKA?" shouted Hughes.
"ME!" yelled somebody who is random.
The whole room turned to look at the guy, who randomly ran out of the room screaming, "I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!"
The party continued after that odd moment, and Roy took a bite of his ice cream, not knowing that Ed had spiked his ice cream with laxatives, and suddenly he started to feel funny. Like he had to take a dump, but couldn't hold it in. He suddenly rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, took off his gloves, and took the hugest dump in the history of huge dumps. He finally went back to the party after about twenty minutes. Once he got there, the one thing he didn't notice was Ed sneaking into the bathroom with a can of air freshener and some rubber gloves.
"Heh. This room smells funky. It's giving Ducky a headache. I'll spray this air freshener and throw these gloves away and hurry out."
He sprayed the air freshener and was getting ready to go when he spied….Roy's flame gloves. Ed got that evil smirk on his face, picked up the gloves, and flushed them down the toilet, never to been seen again. He laughed maniacally, and left the bathroom. Everyone heard him laughing but was oblivious to why he was laughing, and Ducky just stood there, eating a fake plant.
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Me: That was fun.
Roy: No it was not.
Ed: Yes it was.