Disclaim: Still bored…still going to continue…don't own DBZ.

Lunchtime

Bulma and Chi- chi had begged their consoler for the same lunch, if he refused to change their schedule, then there would have indeed been talks of suicide. Sometime, being an emotional hormonal teenager can come to your advantage when appealing to adults.

Loud, messy, and smells worse than a male bathroom, yep, that's the lunchroom, and that smell, is the lunch. The friends decided to skip that meal, and bring food from home, from now on.

They sat at a long steal table, with emos and goths alike, at the end. Bulma decided to start the conversation.

"So meet anyone interesting" she swayed, picking at some substance attached to the surface of the steal counter.

Chi-chi twirled her finger in her long black hair and decided to be devious.

"Maybe. Maybe I DID meet someone. Someone very interesting."

Bulma was getting irritated.

"Cut the shit. Spill" the heiress smiled.

"If you insist! His names Goku! He's gorgeous! He kept looking at me during second period."

The flustered schoolgirl instantly blushed, when she saw a sight walk into the cafeteria door.

The confused blue haired student, curved around her chair, to see what had her friend so infatuated. The student that walked through the door was in fact handsome. He was tall, and had spiky black hair, much like the other student that Bulma had an encounter with this morning. This student seemed to be looking for someone. 'Aw" Bulma thought "the poor guy looks so confused"

The puzzled sophomore continued to walk through the cafeteria. His eyes lit up with each dish he had seen. The poor guy was about to give up, until he found his target… 'Wonder why he's walking this way?' Bulma pondered quietly…

"That's him…" Chi-chi sighed, "…Did I mention that he was a little…slow?"

"You always DID like the dumb ones" she snickered

Bulma immediately stopped laughing as Goku pulled up a chair and sat down quietly.

Awkward silence

"Uh…hi…Chi-chi"

Bulma smiled, she missed shy, nice, guys like this…it was adorable.

"About time you talked. Hi!" Chi-chi blurted out. She wasn't always that smooth when it came to the opposite sex.

"Uh…sorry. I just wanted to know" Goku nervously started "…if…uh…maybe one night…uh…. NEVERMIND!"

Goku looked utterly defeated, and as if he was about to cry. Chi- chi placed her hand on the crushed warrior's shoulder looked into his eyes pleading.

"No… continue what you were going to say…"

Bulma just sat there looking on, "Now this is entertainment"

Goku sat strait up and cleared his throat.

"I was…kinda…just wondering…if…maybe if you weren't…. VEGETA! Hey over here!"

The diverted affectionate stood strait up, much to the disgust of Chi-chi, and waved to his 'best friend'.

Bulma yet again swayed around in the uncomfortable cafeteria chair and looked on towards the door, to see whom their new friend was waving at.

"There is no God" she whispered under her breath.

The FREAK from this morning, that's Vegeta. His eyes were bloodshot red, Bulma guessed he just landed from his flight. Vegeta saw Goku and started to panic. The endangered junior franticly looked for anyone else to sit with, but there were just preps, jocks, and the artsies, none of them, his type.

"Gah…" Vegeta continued his walk of shame from the double doors to that solemn table. He hesitantly sat next to his 'buddy' and sighed.

"Your lucky the administrators separated each of me, and my 'real' friends, lunch periods." The disgruntled teenager spat, still not noticing who was sitting in the seat diagonal from him. Bulma hasn't had any attention since the beginning of the lunch period. She needed some now, even if it was drama.

"Ahem…"

All eyes instantly strayed onto Bulma…including Vegeta's.

"Hey…you look familiar…did we ever do it?" Vegeta said as he rudely pointed to the surprised sophomore.

"NO!" a very flustered Bulma said, man this guy got to her.

"Are you sure…I've seen you somewhere…" confused, Mr. Vegeta rubbed his chin.

'He really doesn't remember who I am…'

"Think back to this morning, genius"

This has never happened. Bulma was used to everyone remembering who she was, with such a beautiful face.

"Oh…YEA!" Vegeta's face lit up "Your that chick who didn't want to fuck me!" … His face saddened, just a bit.

"Bingo, what was your deal? Do you fuck every girl with a cute face? I bet your just a little man whore, aren't you?"

To Bulma's surprised Vegeta laughed.

"No, I don't lower myself to girls of this town's standards. I've lived here for a few months, and have yet to have banged a girl. I may have flirted, but that was only when I has high"

"Vegeta..." Goku butted in, his face was more serious than previously seen " The girls in this town are just as pretty as the girls in any city, and for that matter their way nicer, and aren't whores."

Somehow as the dishonored student was saying this, his hand found its way, to Chi-chi's.

Vegeta looked at his watch, and got ascended from the table.

"Maybe that's the problem"

With that, the bell indicating lunch was over rang.

After school phone calls

"That Vegeta person in such an asshole! He need's to go die or something!"

"Whatever…Goku didn't call me…he said he really wanted my number"

"Why don't you just call him?"

"Cause he'll make some excuse like, 'BLAH IM EATING GO AWAY' or something…then I'll cry"

"Chi…you're such a head case some times…but there is some news I think I should tell you"

"What…?"

"That Vegeta guy…he's in my homeroom…and in my lunch…and in my last block…"

"Why are you just noticing this?"

"Well I noticed him in last block...sleeping and in first block the teacher said Vegeta…he probably just skipped"

"Poor you"

"I know, I feel like watching Invader Zim"

"Uhh were in high school, Hun"

"Whatever"

"Goku, your such a jackass for not calling me!"

"Call him and say that to him. I guarantee that will get his attention"

"…I don't want to"

"Grrrr give me his number"

"704-555-2343…what are you going to do?"

"Go have a life Chi"

Chi-chi sighed

"Late Bee…"

Goku's Phone Call

"Hello?"

"Hi is Goku there?"

"Oh yes he is! Oh how adorable! You must be that little girlfriend of his that he is always talking about! I'll get him right away!"

"Ma'am! No! I'm not Goku's…"

"Goku! Darling your little girlfriends on the phone!"

Bulma could hear Goku screaming in excitement! Also scalding his mother of how embarrassing she was. The excited teen was finally able to grasp the phone from his mother.

"Uhh…hi Chi-chi"

"It's Bulma"

"Your not my girlfriend"

Goku sounded very disappointed at this point

"Neither is Chi-chi, and she never will be if you keep acting the way you do!"

"What am I doing?"

"You said you'd call her"

"But…she doesn't want me to call her, she just feels sorry for me…"

"Not uh…"

"Ya huh…"

"Just sit and talk to her tomorrow"

"Fine"

-Click-

The next day just went on as normal, Vegeta actually attended all his classes today… wonder why?

That lunch Goku sat next to Bulma and Chi-chi next to Vegeta. Something wasn't right. That lunch was the most awkward since kindergarten, when Bulma ate here yellow crayon, claiming it was a banana.

-The phone rings-

"Hello?"

"Buuuulmaaa, Chi-chi didn't sit next to me today"

Damn Bulma hated it, when people whined

"Goku? Stop being such a…hold on I have a beep"

-the phone beeps-

"Hello?"

"Buuuuuuulmaaaaaaaaaaa, Goku didn't sit next to me today!"

"Oh my mother fuc—hold on!"

-Click-

"Is Chi-chi saying anything about me?"

"I don't know! Go do something Goku! Bye"

-Ended Call-

"Beeee, did Goku say I was pretty or something?"

"I don't know Chi…look my cat's being suicidal…I got to feed it"

Annoyed, Bulma turned off her phone and went to take a shower.

"Idiots"

A/N: Haha I kinda liked this chapter. That the way my best friend and her boyfriend were when they first got together…but I was the one in the middle. Well, show me some love, Read and Review…oh yea…Invader Zim…completely random..