Disclaimer: you know I don't, I don't own these songs either. Fergie: London Bridge (unedited)

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This is dedicated to: My family, because my great uncle died, so we are having at very hard time.

Chapter 3: Clubbing with InuYasha; Drunk

By: Master Hanyou1994

MUSIC

!C 3!

Kagome… some class

Kagome could hardly keep her anxiety under control. She could not wait to see InuYasha again, not that she liked him or anything, nope not at all. (Denial) she kept fidgeting in her seat, she just could not sit still, twitch…twitch…twitch, and she looked at the clock 11:28 the class ended at 11:30…

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

1 min later

Tick

Tock

Tick

RING….RING ….

Kagome launched out of her seat, and headed for the door when…

She bumped into someone.

A male someone

Someone whom said they weren't going to school.

InuYasha…

She blushed, 'why every time I see him…we seem to bump into each other' she thought

"Hey Kagome." InuYasha said as if she wasn't in his arms.

"Hey...InuYasha." Kagome stuttered. She looked; InuYasha had his arms around her waist. "Um...could you let go of me?"

InuYasha didn't notice till she said that that he was holding her, and he right then let go. "Sorry..."

Kagome stepped back, "It's ok...I'll see you later ok?" And with that she walked off

InuYasha looked as she left 'what is this feeling I get when I'm around her'

He left for class as well.

! CLUB NOMINA!

Kagome walked into Club Nomina, the music was blasting so loud she had to cover her ears. She looked around for InuYasha & Miroku... nope nowhere in sight of the demon eye.

"You don't think they stood us up do you?" Sango asked

"I don't know..." Kagome said unsure if they would or not. Suddenly someone taped her on the shoulder, she turned only to run into someone's chest...of course it was...

InuYasha...

"Hey, nice for you to join us." InuYasha said smirking

"Yeah...um... Let's go get something to drink." Kagome said marching to the bar. (I decided that there are going to be no drinking laws)

InuYasha fallowed Kagome to the bar, he took a seat. The bartender came up to him. "Would you Like something sir?" He asked

"Ya... Sake." InuYasha said

"Ok...and you." He asked looking at Kagome

"Um... a margarita, with a hint of scotch." Kagome said unsure. (Yes those are real)

"Coming up." He said

12 dinks later

InuYasha and Kagome were sitting at the bar laughing their asses off.

"Hey Kags, come on lets dance." InuYasha said in a drunken haze.

"Ok...Yashie lets go." Kagome said jumping out of her seat, and heading towards the floor.

"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
Are you ready for this?
Oh, shit!
Oh!"

InuYasha got up behind Kagome, they started grinding to the beat, purring every time they hit the sweet spot.


"It's me
Fergie
The pimp
Pillow!
Fergie Fergie, what's up baby!
Come on"


"When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Pop the seats, don't be hating me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Fergie
And me love you long time (Oh shit)"

Their dancing was getting more intense; Kagome had turned around grinding in perfect form into InuYasha.


"All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a fuck so here we go! (Oh shit)"

InuYasha was very much enjoying this.


Chorus (x2):
"How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London wanna go down
Like London London London be going down like"

InuYasha leaned down and captured her lips in his. Kagome was shocked for a second but got over it soon. InuYasha traced his tongue over her lips asking for permission, which she gladly granted

"The drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
everybody start looking real good (Oh, shit)"

InuYasha broke the kiss. He looked into Kagome's eyes; they were broth breathing deep from lack of breath. InuYasha grabbed Kagome's hand, he lead her to the wall and pushed her against it, and pushed his mouth on her, witch leaded to; making out.


"The Grey Goose got your girl feeling loose
Now I'm wishing that I didn't wear these shoes (I hate heels)
It's like every time I get up on the dude
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face (oh, shit)
'fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace (oh, shit)
My lips make you wanna have a taste (oh, shit)
You got that? I got the bass (Uh)"

Chorus x2

"Ah, Da, Da, Da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
Speech?
Doo, doo, doo, doo
Ah, da, da, da, da, doo, doo, doo, doo
Speech?
Doo, doo, doo, doo"

"Another A.T.O.
Cali collabo Fergie and Pillow"

Of course all this time they did not notice, a pair of whore eyes looking at them...

"INUYASHA!" came a yell


"When I come to the clubs, step aside (Oh, shit)
Pop the seats, don't be hating me in the line (Oh, shit)
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine (Oh, shit)
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time (Oh, shit)"

"All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, shit)
Back to back drop it down real low (Oh, shit)
I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, shit)
'cause you know I don't give a fuck so here we go! (Oh, shit)"

Chorus x2

"Shittin' all over the world
Fuck you bitches!"

End chapter 3

Who is it this time?

Whore eyes?

Only one person for the job...

Chapter 4: "You have a Girlfriend?"

Master