If it was at all possible this has got a little sillier… blame the caffine…
Disclaimer: I thought about something witty and forgot it… so the characters are not mine.
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Batman. The world's greatest detective.
The Dark Knight that prowled Gotham's dark streets at night.
Defending the innocent of Gotham from the criminals, the superstitious and cowardly lot. He was an urban myth. And he quite liked all the rumours about him. Except for that one about him and Robin, if he ever met the person that started that one, they would live to regret it.
He sat at the Bat computer and refused to see anyone… they thought he was working on a case when, (well he was in a way…) but he had in fact… got addicted to surfing Google.
Hey, he was one of the most intelligent people in the world, but the collective knowledge of thousands, millions, of people was a great assistance. Especially when he wanted to find out what one of Robin's many "pop culture" references was. Or when a villain claimed to be using a catchphrase… bah, who needed television to find that out?
Then it came.
He thought perhaps this was only on one site, but it came again.
It was like a bad penny. Worse than that giant one he'd managed to haul into the cave.
The mosquito buzzed insistently at the top of the screen. Batman nearly threw a bat-a-rang at it but he was smarter than that. He had defeated the worst of the worst. He would defeat this.
He called up the company as Bruce Wayne and well… he wasn't very pleasant. If Alfred was listening, Bruce might have found himself swallowing boxes of soap. He had a way with words when he wanted. Rant over; he sat back down in his chair, almost relaxed until…
'Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-------click!' He could go on patrol until they sorted it out…
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