Hey, I'm back again. I had a wicked little idea here. All great heroes have weaknesses…
Disclaimer: I don't own GL. Or the pop up, not that I'd want to.
Green Lantern.
Uhh… Greenest guy alive?
Nope.
There was that dude in the titans that was green head to toe.
Sheesh… it couldn't get much worse.
Damn. He couldn't even remember the inappropriate title he had been deemed. Sigh…
He was surfing the internet. It was the "thing" for heroes to be up to date with technology. You didn't exactly get one that lacked typing skills, well apart from the ones to give 'cultural diversity'. At least now he could pretend he knew what he was doing. All he had to do was clickity click and he had what he wanted.
No genii required.
That was until he met the creature from the black lagoon a.k.a. the damn mosquito.
It refused to leave him in peace. After losing whatever patience he had learnt to muster over the years as a Superhero which, given his rep, wasn't a great deal he quickly calculated the most imaginative way he could make the pop-up suffer.
As he began to execute his most brilliantly concocted plan using his ring to disassemble each component in a torturous manner until he realised the fatal flaw:
The mosquito was…
Yellow.
It was yellow.
He tried to transport it to the outer rings of the solar system in retaliation for not being able to disassemble it.
He made it as far as Slough.
I am of course referring to the absurd weakness of the green Lantern that he can't use his ring on anything yellow. It's a fun weakness though. Now it's all genetic coding and made up scientific language... I thought I'd better update this as I haven't finished anything in a while. I can promise I am working on my other fics but I've been busy. (By the way I'm not bashing the green Lantern character I think he's alright, I don't know that much about him, but it was too good an opportunity to miss)
Lord Toei of Omina - Here's Green Lantern. Hope you liked it!
A little summer wine - I like Superman, he's a fun character to take the mickey out of because he created the stereotype of being, well, him! I'm glad you liked this.
Brittany Brown - I think GL isn't the type to punch stuff through walls, but I thought he'd try to be more creative when trying to destroy the pop-up. Although you can see that didn't turn out well... he he!
They call me Bruce - Well that's what I aimed to achieve!
Thank you everyone for reviewing, it means a lot. If anyone reading this has anything to say about my writing then... Review!