Ok, we're REALLY REALLY SORRY! This is a late update we know, but we have an excuse! It was Emma's best friends birthday party on Saturday night (Happy Birthday Hol!), it was a karaoke, and Emma sang YMCA, Video Killed the Radio Star and Material girl, and Beth was just a wimp and wouldn't sing at all (Beth: Hey! I resent that! It's not my fault I don't want to humiliate myself in front of people unlike certain sisters I know…). We were at a brass band contest all day (which was funny, cos we were against our selves! But was very pooy when I (Beth) thought my quintet had won, and we went up and got the shieldly thingy and all, but then the other day, we found out that Emma's quintet had won! How unfair is that!) And then Sunday was just…. chaotic! (Beth: Why was Sunday chaotic? You know, I think that something wrong with me…) so we apologise, and beg you to be nice and leave lots of reviews!


The Great Hall. Magonagall places the hat centre stage and goes to seat at teachers table (centre stage back) First years gather infront of hat, house tables assembled two on stage right, two on stage left.

Teachers: Some think magic is only true in fairytales

Meant for someone else but not for them

But here we teach you better

How to control your gifts

You can learn things beyond your wildest dreams…

Sorting Hat: I'm the Sorter!

I find you a house!

Put me on

And I see your mind

You are all wizards…oooo…..or you are witches

You can do anything if you try

I might try to put you in Ravenclaw

Or you might be a Hufflepuff

Maybe sly Slytherin

Or noble Gryfinndor

Put me on and find the answer now….

(Harry moves forward and sits on stool)

Sorting Hat: You thought magic was only true in fairy tales

Meant for someone else but not for you

They were out to get you

That's the way it seemed

The Dursleys hunted all your dreams

Then you saw Hagrid!

Now you're a believer

Not a trace

Of doubt in your mind

I'll put you in…ooooo….If your in Slytherin

You could do anything if you tried


And now we have really really bad news! Next week is half term for us Welsh-ies, so we're on holiday from this Friday to a week on Sunday! Therefore the next update won't be until a week on Sunday! We're sorry, but we don't have an internet down where we're going (Wowee! Devon's great!)! However, we plan on doing a lot of writing…. maybe finishing PS…. and if we manage that, then we'll start updating more frequently! See you a week on Sunday!

Next time...Harry objects to being a "Slytherin Idiot"...calling all greenday fans!