Ok, ok, I know! We're a day late! But we have an excuse….we had this all typed up and ready, and Beth was just adding a few comments….and she left it up on the computer….and we came back and it had all gone! Then Kate was here, so this is first chance I've got to type up properly what we did by hand while we were away in sunny Devon! Where it rained! We had a great time though, even though Beth got high every night, and starting singing I'm walking in the air…..but we wont go into that….
So without further ado, we present……SLYTHERIN IDIOT!
Note – There are a couple of rather random lines in this….full explanation at the bottom of the page.
Harry rips hat off head. Filch starts drumming, Dumbledore grabs guitar and shades.
Harry: Don't wanna be a Slytherin idiot.
Don't want a House that hates the rest of us
And can you hear the sound their evilness
The subliminal mind of a Slytherin.
Hat: Soon there'll be a new kind of tension.
All across the wizarding nation.
Everything wont always be okay.
Dumbledore has dreams of tomorrow.
You must choose the one you will follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Harry: Well maybe I'm almost a Slytherin.
I'm not a part of a Serpents agenda.
Now everybody do the Macarena
Just like Jenny, Steph and Natasha
Hat: Soon there'll be a new kind of tension.
All across the wizarding nation.
Everything won't always be okay.
Dumbledore has dreams of tomorrow.
You must choose the one you will follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Dumbledore does guitar solo, complete with shades and Billy-Jo tie
Harry: Don't wanna be an Slytherin idiot.
One house controlled by a vampire.
Slytherin causes mindless hysteria.
Other houses are much nice-ia
Hat: Soon there'll be a new kind of tension.
All across the wizarding nation.
Everything wont always be okay.
Dumbledore has dreams of tomorrow.
You must choose the one you will follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Ok, your probably all wondering (apart from Kate, Tash, Jenny and Steph) who Jenny, Steph and Tash are. They are our inane Guernsey-ian friends, from….wait for it….Guernsey! As for the bit about the Macarena, well, at Tash and Jenny's work Christmas party the Macarena came on and they started dancing it, and the DJ said "anyone not know what to do, follow those girls there!" Or something like that. And we stuck Steph in to, as she is planning to take over the world, so it helps to stay on her good side. Waves
So there you have it! Oh, and everyone go read Tash's story, Beginning of the end. Just do an author search for Mei1105, and you'll find her. Its great! There's a sequel in the works too….nudges Tash. Hard
Next week…..Harry finally finds a place he feels like he belongs…..
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