Here's a small drabble. I wrote it before Sasuke left Konoha.
I don't own Naruto, but I do love the manga… Anyway, here you go!
(And to those who wanted to read more of my OPfic, sorry for not updating, I don't know were to go with it…)
Reposted with correction… I had made a really stupid error… Thank you, Mallrats2007, who pointed it out.
Skinny Girls
Ino said that boys liked skinny girls. When she said boys, she actually referred to Sasuke. She had the opinion that if Sasuke was to choose a girl he would like a skinny one.
That was true.
If Sasuke had to choose a girl, he would pick a skinny one, a really skinny one. In fact, she would be so skinny that no one would be able to see she was a girl. Like a noodle, that was how skinny she would be.
It would be like she was invisible and the only way to see her would be to use the sharingan, because Sasuke had to be able to see her, otherwise she might do something stupid.
Girls always do.
And when Sasuke and his really skinny girl would walk around in Konoha, people would only be able to see Sasuke. They would think that Sasuke was a tough guy who didn't need anyone.
That was how it would be if Sasuke had to choose a girl.
If he didn't have to, he would just keep on walking around with Naruto, and to Sasuke, that certainly felt much better.