Greetings! We update! We have just finished a very funny video conversation with Jenny, Tash and Steph…darn the snow, it meant Kate couldn't come! We will have to do it again, soon! With Kate and us in the same house! And a microphone!

Dedicated to, um, who gets this one….I know! The chickens! Cos they fly!

(To I believe I Can Fly (duh!))

The stage is clear except for a row of brooms. A bell sounds and the Students walk on, followed by Madam Hooch. Harry looks around him in pure happiness, and steps forward.

Harry: I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of happiness
I'm learning in the most amazing school!

Madam Hooch blows a whistle, and the Students line up behind their brooms

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

Madam Hooch holds out hand, and a broom jumps into her hand. Harry watches in rapture.

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
(Oh) I believe I can fly

Harry is watching Madam Hooch carefully, when Neville rises off the ground (supported by wires from the flies). He goes up and up, and disappears into the flies. A few moments later, a stuffed dummy look-a-like comes crashing back down and lands off stage. There is a sickening crack.

See I was on the verge of working it out
Then Neville fell and his arm cracked loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
I shout up and my broom leaps to me

Malfoy and Harry both leap onto brooms and disappear into the flies in the same style as Neville. A small red dot is seen a few moments later, followed by a Harry-Dummy.

If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me flying through that closed window
I believe I can catch
I believe I can catch
(Oh) I believe I can fly

The Harry-Dummy flies towards a window painted on the backdrop, brakes, and rises upwards and out of sight. A few moments later the real Harry swoops back down from the flies. Enter a very angry looking MacGonagall.

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