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Dedicated to Jo Moorhead, who sung this in Back to the Eighties two years ago, and all the rest of the cast and crew who made it the best show we ever did!

Emma, you sound like you're maing a speach at the end of a play.

(To the tune of Totoal Eclipse of the Heart)


Neville: Turnaround,
Hermione: every now and then I get a little bit annoyed, because you're getting me in trouble
Neville: Turnaround,
Ron: Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of your voice
Neville: Turnaround,
Harry: Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that I'm gonna get expelled
Neville: Turnaround,
The Trio: Every now and then I get a little bit croos at you, but then I know that you feel the same
Neville: Turnaround you three, any minute now we're getting eaten…
Turnaround right now, there's a great big flippin' dog behind us…

And I need you three to look
And I need you three to realise
And if you'll only take a peek
We're gonna be this dogs dinner!
And we'll only be making it peckish
Cause we'll never be enough …
Together we could make it to Gryfindor Tower
We might just escape it if we run right now
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
but sure as eggs I know we're gonna need a head start…
I really need you to look!
The dog's gonna eat us now
That dog is gonna eat us now…

Once upon a time I forgot the password
And now I'm about to be ate
There's nothing I can do
cos you lot refuse to look
Once upon a time I hoped to grow up
But now I'm just a snack for this dog
Nothing I can do
a three headed dog behind us

(Harry, Hermione and Ron all grab guitars, drum kits, keyboards etc. for instrumental. Neville wonders around, pulling dramatic faces. Lots of dry ice and strobe affects.)

Harry, Rron: Once upon a time we hoped to grow up!
But now we're only gonna get ate
There's nothing we can do
A three headed dog behind us
Once upon a time we were gonna duel Malfoy
But then he tried to get us expelled
Nothing we can say
Except Malfoy is a blond "git"
Hermione: Once upon a time I hoped to learn loads!
But now I'm only gonna get ate
There's nothing I can do
A three headed dog behind us
Once upon a time I was trying to save points
But I ended up almost expelled
Nothing I can say
Except those two are idiots.

All four: Once upon a time we hoped to grow up!
But now we're only gonna get ate
There's nothing we can do
A three headed dog behind us
Once upon a time we were chased by Filch
And went in the forbidden corridor
Nothing we can do
There's a three headed dog behind us….


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