Ok, at long last…this chapter is dedicated to:
CARLY PURNELL
For many months and years of dedicated friendship, msn conversations when they were truly needed, and generally being there. Also for several lovely hours of physic lessons, when not much physics was learnt, but hilarity always ensued….at long last, my friend, I give you the idea that sprouted from that little head of yours…enjoy!
Disclaimer – This chapter belongs to Carly Purnell, as she thought up the idea when we got hit with writers block!
To the tune of "Foot Loose"
Halloween. The four tables are set out again, full of students chatting. Suddenly, the great doors, centre stage back, bust open and Quirrell bursts in.
Quirrell: I'm trembling so hard
I'm falling to the floor
Ran fast, for what
Dumbledore leaps to feet.
Dumbledore: Oh, tell me what is up
Snape: I've got this feeling
That something's not right
I'll follow Quirrell
Or else I'll get past that dog!
Quirrell: There is a troll
Loose, troll loose
Kicking your dungeon doors.
Please, Albus
Pull me offa my knees
Snape, get back
Get lost before I crack
Grab your wands
Everybody a troll is loose
Quirrell collapses. Run about in confusion. Snape marches over to Quirrells collapsed form.
Snape: You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Dig way down in your head
You're yearning, yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That you are the best Death Eater
I'm trying to tell you
You don't want that so don't even try.
You stupid man, you set a troll
Quirrell leaps to his feet.
Quirrell: Loose, troll loose
Kicking your dungeon doors
Oowhee, Merlin!
Dumbledore: Teachers find it for me
Whoa, Students
C'mon, c'mon let's go
Back to dormitories
Everybody there's a troll loose
Oh oh oh oh…A troll Loose
Oh oh oh oh…A troll Loose
Oh oh oh oh…A troll Loose
Everybody there's everybody there's
Everybody there's everybody there's
Everybody there's everybody there's
Everybody there's Troll Loose!
Students start streaming out of the doors. Teachers run off stage in all directions, leaving Quirrell alone on stage. He pauses for a moment, then runs off, smiling cruelly. Snape steps out of the shadows and follows.
There you go folks, hope you enjoyed it, now review…we missed our 10 target this week! But only just! REVIEW!
Next Week….Oh well, I never was there ever, a girl so cleaver as magical Hermione Granger…..