Well, how be all you? Sorry we're it's a bit late, general havoc reigned yesterday….Sunday we watched Pirates of the Caribbean…(Mary Mother of God!)…Monday we couldn't get near the computer cos our mother was doing tax stuff…and today our schools on strike, so we take advantage of the situation and finally update!
And now Beth's being mean and won't let Emma type even though she's quicker. But that's what little sisters are there for. Now lets see….who's this one for?
Dedicated to….erm….no Emma, that's a bit stupid…well fine then….Emma wants to dedicate this chapter too the Year 5's who sang this for the year 6's (when she was in year 6) when they left.
Hermione is sitting in an armchair centre stage forward. An empty chair piled high with books is next to her. Harry and Ron and lying on the floor in front of her, a chess board between them. Spotlight is focused on them. All three are talking and laughing.
Flood lights begin to come up, revelling Fred and George clutching guitars. They begin playing the introduction to the Friends theme.
Harry and Hermione leap to their feet and sing: So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your dads a joke, you're broke, your best friends the boy who lived!
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
Well it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but
We'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
We'll be there for you
Like no ones been there before
We'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for us too
Ron jumps up, and he and Hermione push a startled Harry into one of the armchairs.
Hermione and Ron: You grew up with the worst muggle family
You cooked the breakfast and you cleaned up after too
You thought life would always be days like those
But we're here beside you to pull you off of your knees, when you need us most, cos
We'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
We'll be there for you
Like no ones been there before
We'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for us too
Hermione (moving slightly to the left and turning away.): No one ever tried to know me
Harry (moving to the right and turning away): No one could ever see me
Ron (moving forward and facing the audience): Since we beat the troll, we've all got a friend to play with
Harry and Hermione move forward too.
All: Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, Yeah!
Instrumental – Fred and George go mad on guitars etc…
It's like we're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been our day, our week, our month, or even our year
We'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
We'll be there for you
Like no ones been there before
We'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for us too
We'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
We'll be there for you
Like no ones been there before
We'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for us too
Lights fade as Harry, Ron and Hermione return to their previous activities. Final spot on the trio, then blackout.
So there you have it! I know we promised Mr Mastofolies this week, but a second look showed us it didn't really work, whereas this did, so there you go! Wish us luck for another brass band contest next Saturday! Update Saturday night!
And for you dirty minds, these are 11 year olds thinking along the lines of Hide and Seek
Next time: That boy can fly! He can fly, he can fly, he can fly! He flew!