Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 6: Caught in the Act
"Okay, class, let's hand back your Algebra test," Mrs. Fryman announced. "Whitney, be a dear and pass out these papers." Mrs. Fryman asked.
Whitney gained an evil glint in her eyes as she grinned at Harley. "Sure Mrs. F." She got up and walked to the teacher's desk, smiling sweetly as she tookthe stack of papers.
Whitney handed the papers out, stuffing two at the bottom. As she walked by Harley to Bankotsu and Hiten, she smirked evily.
.:Did you see their papers:. Harley said telepathically.
.:Yeah, but your going to have to wait to see what they got:. She faked surprise.
.:Tell me:. She screamed into Whitney's head.
.:You'll just have to wa-a-ait:. She sung.
When she only had four tests left, she walked back to her desk. She handed the boys their papers, smiling innocently, and sat down beside Harley. "Now watch our plan unfold," she whispered darkly to Harley.
"WHAT! How the hell did we get a D!" Inuyasha whispered angrily to Sesshomaru.
"This Sesshomaru was wondering the same thing, little brother." She growled looking back at the girls. "Tell me. What did you get on your test."
"Why?" Harley asked with confusion. (Which you idiots, might not realize, was fake. Sorry to those who got it...NOT!)
"Just shutup and tell us what you got!" Inuyasha snarled.
"Fine, dog-boy. I got a hundred, and Whitney got a.." she glanced at Whitney's paper, "ninety-seven. You happy now...baka."
"You gave us the wrong answer! We should have gotten hundreds!" Inuyasha whispered, turning all the way around in his seat.
"You guys are the one's who were stupid enough to listen, half-breed. Don't blame us if you have less brain-cells then a mushroom." Whitney snarled.
"Where the hell did the mushroom come from, Whit?" Harley said, with utter confusion on her face.
"Seemed like a good thing to say to me." She shrugged and then glared at Sesshomaru who was staring at her. "Like I said before, take a picture it'll last longer." She stopped for a second. "You can masterbate to it later." (Whitney is typing right now, so no flames on Harley!)
Inuyasha couldn't help it, he laughed at Sesshomaru's face. His eyes actually widened. He looked like a kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Meanwhile, Harley's eyes widened and she gasped. Her face looked like this: 0.0
"Whitney! What the hell was that?" She glared.
"What? Hiten said that to some guy who was staring at him." She looked astonished that she got yelled at. It seemed like a good comeback to her.
Sesshomaru looked at her in a quizzical manner. "Do you even know what that means?"
"Of course I do, but it's not like I'm going to say it in here!" She glared at him. Meanwhile...
.:Harley! What does it mean:.
.:Do you honestly not know? Didn't you take health:.
.:Yeah..but when they started getting into that stuff I blocked them out. I heard the word before, but when he started to go into detail, well I kinda ummm..yeah drew:.
.:You naive little girl...:.
.:Just tell me what it means:.
.:Okay I'll tell you (que Harley explaining):.
.:Ewwwwww...they do that! That's so gross! I mean I heard of everything else, but that! Ewwww... Well at least now I'm not lying when I say I know heh heh:.
Inuyasha watched as Harley's eyes glowed green. 'I hope she's not aiming at me again...Kami...
Sesshomaru glared daggers at Whitney.
.:I hate your guts you evil bitch:. Harley heard Sesshomaru think. .:I'm to get her no matter how appealing she is...wait, did this Sesshomaru just think that:.
"Yo, Sesshomaru, I think that whore is reading your thoughts!" Inuyasha warned. Sesshomaru snapped his gaze over to Harley, whose eyes were dissipating back to their usual shade of pink.
"What? I didn't do anything..." Harley said innocently.
.:Damn you Inuyasha:.
.:I knew you were reading his thoughts:.
Harley hissed at Inuyasha, sticking her tongue out, before turning her attention back to the inu-youkai beside her.
"Sesshomaru finds you 'appealing', just so ya know." Harley said, glaring at Sesshomaru with a smile.
Whitney blushed. "Uhmmm...I don't know what to say..."
"How about 'Don't think about me like that you hentai!'" Harley suggested.
"This Sesshomaru thought no such thing!" Sesshomaru replied haughtily.
"Oh right. And I'm George Cloony!" Harley said sarcasticly.
"Oooo can I have your autograph!" Whitney said, grabbing a pen.
"Don't be a smart-ass, Whitney." She glared at her cousin.
"Oh sorry, Miss Puss." Whitney said outrageously.
"Miss. Puss!" Inuyasha laughed. "That's good!"
"What you laughing at, half-breed?" Whitney snarled.
"Yeah!" Harley said grabbing the two locks of hair that framed Inuyasha's face. "What are these things?"
"Don't touch my hair!" Inuyasha growled.
"Well, what about your ears!" Harley said stroking the velvety appendages. Inuyasha started purring, so Whitney chimed in grabbing the other one.
.:What is she doing? She's rubbing his ears:. Harley heard Sesshomaru yell in his own head.
"Whitney, I think Sesshomaru is jealous." Harley whispered so only Whitney could hear. She watched as Whitney smiled evily.
Whitney stopped rubbing Inuyasha's ears, seeing Harley grab the one she just had, and reached over to stroke Sesshomaru's tail. His eyes slid closed and he started the same purr as Inuyasha.
"This Sesshomaru is very confused," He said a little too loudly. "But he likes it."
"Miss. Kyamerons! Stop stroking the Takomi brothers!" All four of them froze in place. Harley still had her hands on Inuyasha's ears, and Whitney was in the middle of petting Sesshomaru's tail.
The class stared as the four froze and then blushed. They burst into laughter after the four quickly pulled apart.
A/N..Man that was a very..intimate chapter. They were purring!
Har: I got to rub his ears!
Whit: And I got to pet Sesshomaru's tail!
Sessh: You do know that This Sesshomaru does not have a tail?
Whit: My story! This Whitney gets to do what she wants with you!
Sessh: Please do.
Har: You sick hentai!
Whit: Who?
Har: You! You have a sick mind!
Inu: Yeah, tell me about it.
Whit: Like your one to talk Inu-trasha! I know what you do at night! I saw you staring at Harley when she was sleeping! You thought I wasn't awake!
Sessh: She is right, Little brother.
Inu: I saw you doing the same thing, ya bastard!
Har: Please tell me she's lying, that's creepy...
Inu: Uhhhh
Whit: And exactly what were you two thinking about while you were staring at us?
Inu: Like I'm goin to tell you!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru has no qualms in telling what he was thinking.
Whit: I was afraid of that.
Har: Mommy!
Inu: What?
Sessh: This Sesshomaru agrees. WHAT?
Har: What! I was afraid!
Whit: Like fluffy here could hurt you!
Har: He could hurt my innocent little mind. He was going to go in to detail!
Whit: Like I wanted to hear it! Ewwwwwwww...
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is thinking that the feline and bitch aren't so very innocent.
Whit: How do you figure that!
Sessh: You knew what This Sesshomaru was going to say.
Whit: It's called sex ed dipstick!
Sessh: 'dipstick'?
Har: Nevermind! You would be unable to comprehend it.
Inu: No really, what is it?
Whit: It's Sesshomaru.
Sessh: Well This Dipstick is getting very annoyed.
Whit and Har fall on the floor laughing
Inu: Now look what you did, Dipstick!
Sessh: This sounds insulting coming from you!
Har: Cause it is, you baka!
Sessh: Baaaaaaka
Whit: I got a better word!
Har: What?
Whit: Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is not a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Har: We never called you it, but I guess you just assumed the title...
Inu: HAHA! You're a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
Whit: Okay! Now I'm getting pissed at my boyfriend getting called a fag.
Sessh and Inu: What is a boyfriend?
Har: It means that basically she belongs to you..kinda like umm..courting, but you wont necessarily become mates.
Inu and Sessh: Ohhhhh
Whit: Inu and Sessh no baka!
Har: Anyone else getting hungry? I can make pancakes!
Whit, Inu, Sessh: PANCAKES!
Har: Yep! And they won't be deformed this time!
Whit: But they were good deformed!
Har: Okay, while we go eat pancakes, you can REVIEW!
Sessh: Or die.