Hey, sorry it's a day late! We were just caught up in other stuff last night…ach well….Here it is!

Dedocated to Chris (Walker), your favourite stoner song.

To the tune of Puff the Magic dragon.


The Random Choir stands stage centre back. In front of them, various characters enact out the story of Norbert the Dragon as it is sung. Norbert is played by a stuffed teddy dragon.

Random choir: Norbert, the magic dragon lived at Hogwarts
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a place called Hagrids hut.
Little Rubus Hagrid loved that rascal Norbert,
And brought him frogs and smelly rats and other yucky stuff.

Norbert would bite Hagrid, right on is finger
Harry, Ron, Hermione, they wouldn't come near,
But Hagrid he was happy, with his little dear
Until Malfoy crept and spied on him, and everything went wrong.

Norbert, the magic dragon lived at Hogwarts
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a place called Hagrids Hut.
Little Rubus Hagrid loved that rascal Norbert,
And brought him frogs and smelly rats and other yucky stuff.

A dragon grows gigantic, too big for Hagrids Hut.
Massive wings and fiery rings makes short work of the wood
One grey night it happened, Charlie's mates arrived
And Norbert the mighty dragon, disappeared into the night

His head was bent in sorrow, the tears they fell like rain,
Hagrid no longer got to play their painful games
Without his greatest wish, Hagrid got very sad
But life goes on, and there's more monsters, to find in later books!

Norbert, the magic dragon lived at Hogwarts
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a place called Hagrids hut
Little Rubus Hagrid loved that rascal Norbert,
And brought him frogs and smelly rats and other yucky stuff.

Blackout
Ok, ok, I know the stage directions weren't brilliant, but I have lots of revision to go and do! My exams start 2 weeks on Monday! Help me!

Stop complaining Emma. They're only a few exams that could change your life forever…Ok, I'll shut up now.

Oh, and everyone go to the search engine, and type in Beacons of Red Light, and then read both the stories that come up, their very very funny! Starring me, being kidnapped! (Emma)

Bye bye!

May the force/light be with you!

Next week…well, actually, I'm not sure what it is next week…it can be a surprise!