Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 7: The Sexy Cat and the Hawt Bitch
Harley and Whitney were sitting in a class with their knew partners. Kagome Higurashi was seventeen years old, and had long onyx colored hair. She had chocolate brown colored eyes, and wore a green shirt with a white skirt.
Sango was eighteen, with long dark brown hair, held up in a high ponytail. She had almond colored eyes and wore pink eyeshadow. Her outfit consisted of a pink shirt with black jeans.
"So..aren't you the girls that bug Inuyasha and Sesshomaru all the time?" Sango asked. She didn't seem bothered by it all.
Kagome looked up questioningly at the two youkai. Harley smiled and nodded her head, "Yeah, that would be us."
Sango cocked her head to the side, "Why?"
Whitney glanced at Harley worriedly and said, "It's just something to do. Besides, they had no reason to come up and bug us on our dates." She shook her head and whispered under her breath. "I knew we shouldn't have stayed here."
Kagome smiled and said. "We hang out with them all the time. It's kind of nice seeing them get messed with. Inuyasha isn't so bad, but Sesshomaru acts like he's got a stick up his butt."
Sango laughed. "Yeah! We won't get in your way of whatever your planning. But don't go to hard on them, okay? Sesshomaru deserves a taste of his own medicine, but Inuyasha isn't such a bad guy." She looked at Harley and Whitney expectantly.
Harley nodded. "We could be a lot worse, but they haven't done anything too bad to us yet."
Whitney bared her fangs, "But the minute they do, they're going down."
In the Hallway?
Whitney was walking down the hallway, alone. Harley had stayed after to help Mr. Essman bring in the cones from the soccer field. She was pretty bored with out Harley being there to occupy her. Then again, she could always find Sesshomaru and grab his tail.
She was thinking on it when all of a sudden she heard a very familiar voice yell, "I'm going to get that damned cat. She drew a friggin picture of me, and her rubbing my ears!"
Whitney stopped behind the corner and listened to him talk. She heard a very masculine voice speak out, "Don't worry about it Inu-trasha, she probably just has a fetish for your ears. Just like every other damned girl in this school. Hell, even my Kagome wants to touch them."
Whitney glanced around to see a wolf youkai rolling his eyes and glaring at the grey pointy, yet cute, ears. He had long black hair pulled into a high ponytail. His piercing blue eyes seemed to catch every girl who walked by.
Next to him was a human with black hair pulled into a low ponytail. He had violet colored eyes that glistened with mirth. His left ear was decorated with three golden earrings. "Kouga's right, Inuyasha. She probably just wants to rub them, and stroke them until you purr into oblivion." His face stretched into a lecherous smile.
"Shutup, Miroku! You damned monk." Inuyasha growled. He looked thoughtful for a moment. Well, as thoughtful as Inuyasha could be. "She is damned sexy though. It's too bad that she probably doesn't like me that way. Damn, cat."
"Now, now Inuyasha." Miroku said, laying his hand on his friends shoulder. "She could just be playing hard to get. Now all you have to do is listen to me, and you could get her in a heartbeat."
Kouga burst into laughter, holding himself up on his knees. "Yeah! Kinda like you are with Sango?"
Miroku grimaced. "My dear Sango just doesn't know what she wants yet. She will see what she's missing eventually." His face melted into wistful look.
Whitney watched as the scene unraveled. She couldn't believe Inuyasha had the hots for Harley. 'What kind of weirdo is he? We insult him, asault him, and even stroked his god damned ears! What kind of freak falls for a girl that bashes him every second she gets!' she huffed angrily. 'This could complicate things. Now that he likes her he might not get annoyed by our...antics.'
She debated on whether to tell Harley or not. She finally decided to tell her since the fricken' cat could read her mind anyways. She ran to her next class, hoping to be there before Harley, so she could think about how to tell her.
Whitney froze all of a sudden, 'What if Harley likes him back? Uh-oh. This could really complicate things. Specially since I can't get the bastard of a dog out of my head. GAH! I'm thinking of him again!'
In Art ?
Harley was sitting in art class, waiting for Whitney to arrive. When the female inu-youkai arrived, she had a look of sheer terror on her face.
"What's wrong?" Harley asked, sensing her cousin's inner battle.
"Wrong? Me? Oh...nothing...nothing at all! I swear!" Whitney exclaimed. Harley quickly delved into Whitney's thoughts.
.:Nothing but the fact that Inuyasha Takomi has the hots for you! And because I can't get that faggot of a dog outta my head:.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Harley screamed, earning the attention of everyone in the classroom, incuding the said Takomi brothers who sat...oh, about five feet away! When Harley noticed the staring, she quickly covered it up. "Er, umm, nothin to see here people!"
When Harley noticed that Inuyasha was still giving her a weird look (he wasn't alone) she immediately blushed and looked away.
.:How do you know for sure:.
.:Oh, I dunno, maybe the fact that he called you sexy and wished that you would like him helped:. Whitney yelled in her head.
.:Will you shutup, you aren't making me feel any better...does he really think I'm sexy:. Harley blushed.
.:Why don't you look over and answer that yourself:.
Harley did as she was told, and saw Inuyasha was still staring at her absentmindedly.
.:He's looking at me:.
.:No shit, shit-lock:. Whitney thought sarcastically.
.:Well, what do I do:.
.:I dunno, tell him to buzz off. It's not like you like him or anything:.
.:Uh:. Harley answered mentally.
.:Right:.
"Dammit Harley, answer me!" Whitney yelled outloud without realising it. Que more weird looks, this time aimed at Whitney, but she ignored it.
.:Answer me Harley, do you like him or not:.
.:What about you and Sesshomaru? I know you like him; I read your heart:.
.:Well what if I do, bitch:.
"Oh you did not just call me a bitch! You're the bitch!" Harley screamed.
"Why you little-" Whitney yelled, jumping across her desk and tackling her cousin. They fell on the floor, knocking several cans of paint on top of them as they rolled upon the dusty floor.
Takomi POV---
Inuyasha sat down beside his older brother, barely making it in before the bell.
"Why do you always sit by This Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru spat.
"Because I'm the only one who will!" Inuyasha retaliated.
"This Sesshomaru is quite-" He was cut off though by a shrill 'What the hell!'
The Takomi brothers looked across the room to see Harley with a shocked expression and Whitney with a look of horror.
"What is up with them?" Inuyasha asked.
"I do not know, little brother." Sesshomaru said with a hint of concern that was immediately caught by...Inuyasha.
"Oh my frickin god! Did 'that' Sesshomaru just care?" Inuyasha mocked.
"Of course This Sesshomaru doesn't care!" Sesshomaru scoffed.
"Oh I get it...you like that bitch, right?" Inuyasha offered.
"This Sessh-" Once again they were interrupted by Whitney, who cried, 'Damnit, answer me Harley!'
"Seriously, what is going on over there?" Inuyasha pondered.
Sesshomaru glared at his younger brother evily. "Well This Sesshomaru has noticed the looks you give that feline. I cannot help but notice the scent of your attraction."
Before Inuyasha could reply, a distraction arose. 'Oh you did not just call me a bitch! You're the bitch!' Harley yelled angrily, before Whitney muttered something and leapt at her. Showing off a pair of purple bikini underwear. The two rolled upon the floor until paint fell on them from nearby cabinets.
Kyameron's POV----
Harley gasped as the pink and blue paint fell on them, "That was my favorite skirt, you bitch!" She hissed and spit into Whitney's face.
"Shut the fuck up! I swear you call me a bitch one more time, I'm going to rip your tounge out!" Whitney said, grabbing a hold of the neck of Harley's shirt. All of a sudden there was a great ripping sound.
The girls froze mid-tumble. They looked down and almost screamed. Harley's shirt was ripped from the neck down, and revealed her pink and lacy bra. Whitney's skirt was ripped from mid thigh to the waist band, revealing her underwear not only to the Takomi brothers, but to the entire class room.
The cousin's quickly stood up and covered themselves. The class burst into uncontrollable laughter as the girls blushed furiously. Mr. Morrelli just happened to intervine at that moment. "Miss. Kyamerons, report to the office and get a new set of clothing. I will let the principal know that you are on your way."
The girls scuttled to their stuff and grabbed them. They looked back at the now frozen classroom and fell into hystarics, as they walked to their impending doom.
Takomi POV----
The two brothers watched as the girls wrestled across the floor. When the paint had fallen on them the feline had froze and gasped. "That was my favorite skirt, you bitch!" The boys couldn't help but get turned on by the thought of them fighting in mud.
The inu-youkai snarled, "Shut the fuck up! I swear you call me a bitch one more time, I'm going to rip your tounge out!" Then the two brothers heard the sound of fabric being ripped.
They looked on as the girls froze. Inuyasha stood frozen in his spot, watching as Harley's bra showed itself. He felt his mouth water, but didn't care. That bra was hawt! And right now, a certain part of his anatomy was agreeing hands up, that the sexy cat would look good in his bed.
Sesshomaru saw Whitney's skirt rip along the side, giving him a perfect view of her purple panties. (Try saying that 5 times fast) He groaned quietly as he hardened at the thought of her not wearing any of it. He gasped as he felt the tightning of his pants. He turned slightly so his brother couldn't see what the hawt bitch did to him.
The brothers were brought out of their fantasies (the nastys) when the girls stood up, and were reprimanded by the teacher. The teacher's words were barely processed by the inu brothers, however, due to the fact that the girls were running across the room and showing off their...assets.
The boys couldn't help but groan at the loss of them as they walked out of the room, laughing their tight asses off.
A/N...MAN! That was funny...and disturbing! due to Whitney's hentai mind! Just so you know, it was inusgirl17 who wrote the hentai stuff..she's WAY better at that kind of stuff! inusgirl17: Thanks Har! I pride myself in doing so!
Har and Whit: You 2 our such perverts!
Inu: Hey, it wasn't our faults!
Sessh: You 2 are the ones who wrote it!
Har: Actually, Whit wrote it (halo appears upon Har's head)
Whit: Hey, you're the 1 who got it out of their thoughts!
Har: Er...
Inu: You're reading our minds!
Sessh: Stay out of this Sesshomaru's head, feline
Har: NO!
Inu: So...are you two going to go mud-wrestling, or what?
Whit: I was thinking about inviting a bunch of girls over and having a girl's night in.
Har: YAY! No guys!
Sessh: WHAT!
Inu: Hell no!
Whit: What? You think i'd let you see me wrestle a girl in a bikini?
Sessh: Yes.
Harley slaps Sessh on back of head: HENTAI!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is getting beatin up by a girl!
Inu: Ha ha! Now..about that mud fight..am I invited?
Whitney's turn. Whitney wacks Inuyasha in the back of the head: SICKO!
Har: Go Whit!
Whit: (bowes) Thank you, thank you. The next show will be in 5 minutes. This Time I will attempt to hit both Inu brothers!
Sessh: No thank you! This Sesshomaru does not wish to be brought more pain.
Har: So you admit that it hurt!
Inu: Ugh, I'm hungry for ramen! Harley, make me some ramen!
Har whacks Inu with shoe: I'm not your slave.
For good measure, Whitney smacks Sessh in the head with a wooden spoon.
Sessh: (rubs head) What was that for!
Whit: (shruggs shoulders) I was bored.
Sessh: Bitch!
Whit: Cold Heartless Bastard!
Har: Bitches!
Inu: You like that word, don't you?
Har: Of course, Bitch!
Whit: I like the words shit and damnit
Sessh: This Sesshomaru can tell.
Whit: Damn straight you can shitlock!
Har: Was that necessary?
Inu: I don't think so...
Whit: What do you know half-breed? Shut you damn mouth before I shove shit down it!
Har: Okay, let's REVIEW before a fight breaks out!
Whit: OKAY! Come on Har. lets gather the girls and put together that mud fight!
Har: COOL! (looks back at guys) What about them
Whit and HAr: (waggle finger at guys) Don't you come in our room! Whit: There's going to be around 20 girls in bikinis in there and you don't want to see that!
Sessh and Inu: We do!
Har and Whit: Well your not gonna! (run off to get girls) REVIEW!
Sessh and Inu: WAIT!