Hello! At long last, we return! Having settled our long running dispute over the song for this chapter (hehe, I won!) I (Emma) decided it was about time we updated properly. So here it is!

Dedication - For Tash, Hannah, Kate, and anyone else who fought Beth for the rights to do Nellie the Elephant. And Yr 11's everywhere, stuck in the middle of exams. (Beth: Why do you lot feel so sorry for yourselves? They're only exams that'll affect the rest of your life! They're not that big a deal!)

To the tune of Nellie the Elephant. (It does all fit, it just depends how you sing it.)

The Random Choir are centre stage. There is a forest silhouetted behind them, with stars picked out above it. In hushed voices, the Choir sings:

In Hogwarts
An enchanted forest lies
There lives some intelligent creatures
and centaurs are their name

One dark night
Detentioned students came
And Harry saw the unicorn
And meet Voldy again

Oooh...
Firenze the centaur found Harry and
Took him out of the forest
Off they went with a clippoty clop
Clip clop clip

Firenze the centaur found Harry
And trundled off to find Hagrid
Off they went with a clippity clop
Clip clop clip

But then Bane
Saw and got angry
Said Firenze was breaking the centaurs code
Letting a human on his back

No more hints
For Firenze to let slip
Mars was bright, which wasn't good
And Voldy was in the wood!

Oooh...
Firenze the centaur found Harry and
Took him out of the forest
Of they went with a clippoty clop
Clip clop clip

Firenze the centaur found Harry
And trundled off to find Hagrid
Off they went with a clippity clop
Clip clop clip

Hermione and Hagrid saw Harry on Firenzes back
They meet them both in the silver light
On the edge of Hogwarts wood

Oooh...
Firenze the centaur found Harry and
Took him out of the forest
Off they went with a clippoty clop
Clip clop clip

Firenze the centaur found Harry
And trundled off to find Hagrid
Off they went with a clippity clop
Clip clop clip

And there you have it! Next week….hang, let me find the list…next week…NO! I've lost the list…hmmm, Ill go see if Beth's got it!

Ok, next week, we're going "Through the trapdoor" and I won't tell you what song it is, cos I'm feeling evil. Well you try and do GCSE's without feeling just slightly mean!

Anyways, see ya all next week! And review! Cos we're feeling lonely!