Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 8: Enter Naraku, the dick head!
Whitney and Harley had been suspended for three days, for their...interuption of studies. If you call art a study. (We don't!) They had spent most of their time deciding if they should continue their revenge on the Takomi brothers. They decided to lay off, and get their emotions straightened out.
As the girls walked into the school, the hallway suddenly errupted into laughter, and some applause. (Bet you can guess who that was from...The guys you idiotic morons!) The girls blushed and ran to their lockers.
"I can't believe the whole school already knows!" Harley whimpered.
"It's high school. If I broke a nail right now, (which I just did) it would be all the way to the freshmans and back by lunch." She scoffed at her friends incolence.
"Shutup. I'm just glad that we were gone for three days." Harley sighed into her locker. "I mean, could you imagine what it would have been like the next day?"
"Like hell." Whitney said, shrugging her shoulders. "Do you remember when that girl got pregnant last year? That went around in like two hours. It's the basic life of a high schooler. Only the rest of the year, and we won't have to deal with it. You can do it Har, even though I have no faith in you." She put her hand on Harley's shoulder, shaking her head in mock disapointment.
"Oh, ha ha! Very funny!" Harley hissed playfully. "You know that if we weren't warned to keep it down, I would be all over you right now?"
"Of course! But the thing is, is that your the one whose bra was shown to the whole class." She giggled at her genius.
"Oh, but you are the one who had her underwear shown to the whole world! Some how that seems so much worse then a bra." Harley retorted, putting a halt to her cousin's mental happy dance.
"Whatever! If we don't hurry up, then we'll be suspended for being tardy!" Whitney growled as they hurried through the halls. Arriving in their homeroom, they slipped into their seats as inconspiciously (big words make our brains hurt) as possible.
When they sat down the teacher looked up and squaked, "Today for homeroom, I have decided to let you all, do whatever you want, as long as it doesn't get loud." She left the room, telling the class that she would be back before the beginning of science.
Harley and Whitney were immediately bombarded by their boyfriends. "WOW! You're the life of the school!" Bankotsu said in awe.
Hiten laughed and his eyes glowed with mischief. "Yeah! Everyone's talking about the lacey pink bra and purple thong!"
"WHAT! I was NOT wearing a thong!" Whitney yelled, alerting everyone in the room, to their..little conversation.
"That's not what I heard!" Some guy yelled at her.
"Say that again so I can kick your ass, and then clone you so I can do it again." Whintey snarled walking int he direction of the voice.
"This is not such a good thing." Harley said. "I should stop her."
"I also heard that the bra was see through!" He had the gall to say.
"Oh forget that!" Harley hissed.
"Oh you are dead buddy! I'm going to rip off your balls and hang them on my wall as a trophy!" Whitney yelled getting closer to the young man. But this was no young man. This was...(are you getting tired of these?)...(We bet you are)...(We aren't)...(okay they're almost done)...(just a little more)...Naraku!
"Are you sure you want to do that?" Naraku said huskily. "I might need them for later."
Harley walked up next to Whitney as she snarled. "It could be plus without them, you know. You won't need protection." She smirked grimly.
"But there won't be any little Naraku's running around!" Harley yelled sarcastically. "Oh, What would we do!" She threw her hands up in the air and fell to her knees. "Noooooooooooooooo!"
Naraku glared at them with red eyes. "Do you have any idea who you are talking to, you bitch?"
"Oh I know!" Whitney said raising her hand in the air.
Harley caught on by reading her thoughts. "Please tell me! I have no idea!"
Whitney beamed, "Its the dick head!" She pointed at Naraku.
"Someone give the girl a cookie!" Harley yelled into the air.
"Oo can it be chocolate chip?" Whitney asked. The next thing she knew she was being pinned against the wall by a clawed hand. She looked over at Harley and saw her in the same position as her. (DUN DUN DUN!)
They looked down to see Naraku holding them up by their throats. "You bitches had better learn your place. I have no fear in hurting you. I cou-" He was suddenly ripped away by two pairs of arms.
The girls fell into the arms of their boyfriends. They smiled up at them gratefully. But if they were holding them, who saved them?
The girls looked towards Naraku. He was being held by Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. Sesshomaru was behind him holding his arms, with Inuyasha between them and him, pushing him back by the shoulders.
"What the hell is your problem!" Inuyasha yelled into Naraku's face. "Are you wacked up in the head or something?"
"Mind you own business Inuyasha!" He snarled his eyes still on the two demonesses before him. "Why do you two care for those bitches?"
"Why is everyone calling me a bitch! I'm a cat!" Harley muttered to herself.
Sesshomaru looked at Whitney and then Harley. He debated why he did that. Why did he do it? Complications. Oh well, he would find out later. For now, to deal with the hanyou. "This Sesshomaru does not care for those two. But it would be wise for you to back down." He let him go to test the waters.
Naraku turned around to face the inu-youkai. "And why is that?"
"Because, half-breed, those two have powers that you are not aware of. If you went into battle, you would go in blindly. I do not know about you, but This Sesshomaru would like to see a fair fight." He looked to Inuyasha to see how he was taking this. He was just staring at him as if he grew a second head.
Naraku glared for a moment longer, then turned to the girls as the bell rang, and the teacher walked in. "We will finish this later," he whispered.
Lunch ?
"I heard about your little fight this morning," Kikyo taunted as Kagura joined her.
"Look, Whitney! It's Kinky-hoe!" Harley mocked.
"Don't forget the whore!" Whitney chimed in. Kagura and Kikyo apparently didn't find it as funny as the rest of the table.
"Care to repeat that?" Kagura threatened.
"Yeah, you're...a...whore..." Whitney stood. "Got that?"
"You little slut!" Kikyo barked, "You two better watch your backs, Naraku has...connections. You wouldn't want to end up like the rest of your family, would you?" She smirked before turning abruptly and walking away, to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's table (much to their annoyance).
"Did she mean what I think she meant?" Harley whispered to Whitney, a shocked look on her face.
"If she did, then we're in a lot of trouble..." Whitney frowned.
At World History O.o
Sango and Kagome eyed the two youkai sitting across from them. They seemed distracted, they weren't even listening to the teacher. Kagome decided to see what was wrong with them. "Are you guys alright? You seem a little..off."
Harley looked at her as if she were an alien, while Whitney jumped and almost fell out of her seat. She let out a little eep and caught herself by the table. Harley giggled slightly and softly whispered, "We're fine. We're just kind of shaken from the fight this morning."
Whitney scowled and growled. "You're telling me. That guy was creepy. He gave off this really bad vibe, and I don't even have your abilities to see in others hearts and minds." She shuddered involuntarily.
Sango exchanged glances with Kagome. "We heard something about a fight this mourning, but we didn't know it had anything to do with you guys. What happened?"
Harley sighed. "This guy said something about what happened three days ago. You know the underclothing incedent?" She air quoted. "Well he said that Whitney was wearing a thong." Whitney growled deep in her throat before Harley continued. "Then he said I was wearing a see through bra. Well when we got over to him we realized that it was that guy, Naraku. Well he was acting all perverted so we decided to mess around. Apparantly the guy doesn't like being called a dick head, because the next thing we knew, we were shoved up against the wall by our throats." She sighed and banged her head against the table.
Whitney looked confused for a second. "Yeah, but the weirdest thing, was that Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were the ones who saved us. I mean, I thought they hated our guts." She looked towards Kagome and Sango as Harley looked up at them questioningly.
Sango and Kagome shared glances and then nodded their heads, hiding a smile behind their hands, then they turned back to the youkai and shrugged their shoulders.
A/N..WOW! Two chaptrs in one night! We rock! Not to mention the first one was the longest we've ever done! LMAO!
Whit: We get into a lot of fights.
Har: Yeah, because of your big mouth!
Whit: Well SORRY!
Har: It's okay.
Whit: UGHHHHHHHH! Harley no baka!
Har: Shutup, bitch!
Whit: Puss!
Sessh and Inu: You are both annoying!
Sessh: Whitney, you are a bitch!
Inu: And Harley, you are a puss!
Sessh and Inu: Now will you two shutup!
Whit and Har: 0.0
Sessh and Inu: What?
Har: You told us to shutup...
Whit: And you called us names...
Whit and Har: You insensitive jerks!
Sessh and Inu: HUH?
Whit and Har: We're going to cry! (cover faces)
Sessh and Inu: No! Don't cry!
Whit: What are we supposed to do? Laugh?
Sessh: Why not?
Har: You really are a baka, and a jerk, and a bastard, and heartless, and cold, and everything else Whitney has called you behind your back!
Inu: Oooooooooo
Sessh: Grrrr..behind my back!
Whit: Thanks a lot Har! (Sessh takes a step toward Whit) Uh-oh!
Har: Run away!
Inu: He'll catch up to her if she doesn't get moving.
Inu: So what did you say about me behind my back! (Watches as Whitney runs around in a circle)
Har: Uh...nothing! Why would I ever say anything behind your back?
Whit: (stops to stare at Harley) What the hell you talking about? You called him stupid this morning. (Gets tackled to the ground by Sessh) Oof!
Inu: WHAT! Ugh! (chases Har)
Har: Wait, I can explain! (Gets tackled as well) Don't hurt us!
Sessh and Inu: Why would we do that?
Whit: Uhhhhh...isn't that what you had planned.
Sessh: (evil smirk)
Inu: (smile with evil glint in his eye)
Har: Oh crap!
Sessh: Tha's not what This Sesshomaru had planned. What about you, little brother?
Inu: Nope. I had something entirely differnt in mind.
Har: (gulp) Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Run!
Whit: I can't! I'm kinda stuck!
Har: So am I!
Whit: What do we do?
Sessh and Inu: Oh, we'll tell ya what you're gonna do!
Har and Whit: Moooooooooommy!
Sessh and Inu: (cover Har and Whit's mouths) While we are busy..REVIEW!