Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 11: Detention
(Incase you guys are wondering, we made Sesshomaru and Inuyasha in the same grade, because its cooler that way, and because we forgot… heh heh)
Harley, Inuyasha, Whitney, and Sesshomaru were walking to detention. Surprisingly, Inuyasha and Whitney were in high spirits. Harley and Sesshomaru watched as the two chatted away, not really paying attention to what the other was saying. Finally, Harley and Sesshomaru got sick of wondering why they were so happy and asked them.
"What the hell is wrong with you, Whitney?" Harley gasped. "You sitting walking and giggling as if we weren't walking to a boring two hours that will be put on out permanent record!"
"This Sesshomaru agrees with the feline. Why do you act this way, little brother?" he said, surprisingly showing some curiosity. 'I'm doing that a lot lately. It's that damned bitch. I need to find a way to hide my emotions.'
"Well, sorry!" Whitney said sarcastically. "But I don't really care. Detention is detention, big deal. It's not like we're walking into a pit of lions or something." she mumbled under breath.
"Yeah. I mean what's the big deal. One week of detention isn't going to kill ya." Inuyasha said dismissively. "It's no big deal. You two can still compete for valedictorian, or whatever."
Harley hissed, while Sesshomaru growled at their cocky attitude. "You would do better to fix your record little brother. If you are not careful, you could wind up repeating this year." Sesshomaru drawled out in a bored tone.
Harley nodded her head and looked to Whitney. "He's right you know. You got in a lot of fights at the old school. Your record's not as good as it should be."
Inuyasha and Whitney exchanged glances and nodded. They turned to the two stiffs behind them and said, "Shut up."
Harley's mouth dropped open and Sesshomaru's eyes widened in shock. "You two can just shut up. You two do enough thinking for all of us." Inuyasha stated matter-of-factly. "Besides, mom and dad, we did our homework. Ple-e-e-e-ease, can we play now?" Inuyasha did a puppy dog pout. He nudged Whitney and she followed right behind him.
The two 'stiffs' however were not affected. Harley walked right up to Inuyasha and pulled his right ear, yanking him down the hallway towards the detention hall. "That's it mister! You are going to time out as soon as you get home!" She giggled quietly as she joined in the fun.
Now it was Whitney's turn. She watched as Harley dragged the now whining hanyou, down the hall. She turned to Sesshomaru, laughing. That was quickly put to an end. Sesshomaru picked Whitney up and slung her over his shoulder. Whitney gasped slightly. "What the hell are you doing? Put me down." she hit her fist on his back. That was also put to an end when he smacked her ass. She froze. "Uhhhhhhh……"
Sesshomaru smirked, "Do not touch my back, sweetie. Daddy doesn't like to be hit."
"Okay… Now I'm officially creeped out." Whitney said blushing.
As Sesshomaru walked into the detention room, he instantly noticed Harley standing over Inuyasha flicking his nose playfully. "Mommy doesn't liked to be called a wench. Don't say such bad words!" She said flicking his nose again. She turned around to see a very red Whitney slumped over a very, umm...what's the word…oh yeah…this is crazy we know…but he was actually happy! (The worlds going to end. It's the Apocalypse! Hell has frozen over and high water has come!) She gasped as she heard Whitney mumble, "Stupid bastard smacking my ass. I'm going to kill him. Then I'm going to smack HIM in the ass."
Sesshomaru shook his head and smirked, and just as he was about to smack her again, the teacher walked in. She had wiry red hair that frizzed out of a low ponytail, crooked glasses, and an overall appearance that would make anyone go 'eek!'
"Hello students, I'm Ms. Soulsby," Ms. Soulsby said in a nasal voice. At that moment, Kikyo, Naraku, and Kagura walked in. (Dun dun dun.)
"Sorry we're late, Ms. Soulsby," Kikyo cooed in an innocent tone. The three sat behind Whitney, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Harley. How fortunate for them. (NOT!)
"Oh, that's okay deary deary dear dear!" Ms. Soulsby sung.
"Okay, freaky…" Harley commented. Inuyasha nodded in agreement.
"Now, I want everyone to be quiet while I go and make copies of tomorrow's assignment." Ms. Soulsby said before walking out of the room with several papers in her hand. As soon as the door clicked shut, Kikyo glared at Whitney and Harley.
"So what are you sluts doing in here?" Kikyo asked casually. Harley bared her fangs and Whitney snarled.
"Was about to ask you the same thing, Kinky-hoe." Harley hissed with a raised eyebrow.
"What did you just call me?" Kikyo inquired, raising herself from her seat.
"You must be deaf from screeching all day," Harley growled flexing her claws. "I said that you're a kinky-hoe. Wait! Isn't that your name!"
Kikyo took a step towards the neko, glaring at her in an icy manner. Harley didn't back down, but narrowed her eyes when Kagura took a step forward as well. Whitney was instantly beside her, her eyes on the wind witch before her. "Oh, wow Kikyo. Didn't know you needed help in fighting your battles."
Kagura snarled and got up into Whitney's face. "Shut the fuck up, bitch!"
"Slut!"
"Purple freak!"
"Whore!" She snarled and got even closer to her. "You know what's funny, witch? Is that you follow the slut of all sluts around like a lap dog. She stands there watching you fight. Personally, I don't care which one I take down first, but I just thought you should think about it… before you make the biggest mistake of your life."
Kikyo froze in place. 'Well this could cause a problem.' she mused. She was proven wrong however, when Kagura stepped back and aimed to slap the inu-youkai. She mentally sighed as she saw the witch draw back her hand. Unfortunately, her relief was short lived when Kagura's hand was grabbed before it made contact.
Kagura raised her hand up and drove her hand forward, aiming for the side of the bitches face. She gasped as her hand was caught mid-slap. Her eyes down the hand, up the arm, and into the face of……(oh know who is it)……..(Does this seem familiar?)………..(I like these dots)…………..(I could do these forever)……(Harley says I have to stop)……….. Naraku.
"Don't bother with this scum, of a youkai. She's not worth the trouble that you are causing for yourself." His red eyes traveled over the inu and neko-youkai. "they will be dealt with accordingly." He released her hand and walked back to his seat, ignoring the warning growls that came from the inu brothers.
Harley and Whitney snarled at the two sluts that seemed to be thinking over Naraku's words. (Wow! The sluts can think. Must put this in my journal!) They finally glared one more time and retreated to their seats, just as the teacher walked in.
"Sorry, I took so long. The copy machine broke down." Ms. Soulsby said in her nasal voice. "what are you two doing up?" she said looking to the to demonesses standing up in the middle of the room. The girls heard the two sluts snickering un the back. Thwn they heard the answer of two low growls.
Harley came up with an excuse in an instant. "We wish to use the restroom. Whitney needs some…ahem…personal things." She chanced a worried glance at her cousin. She was surprised to see her smiling and nodding.
"Yeah. I need some female things." then she glared at Harley and whispered, "you owe me so bad that it hurts." She ignored the snickers coming from the inu brothers instead of the sluts. "We'll only be a few moments."
"Do both of you really need to go?" she asked, eyeing them suspiciously.
Whitney had an answer this time. "Harley had the school lunch today, she really needs to go. If you know what I mean?" She turned to Harley again. "Now we're even."
The teacher nodded understandingly. "Take as long as you need." (oh and by the way, cotton swabs suck…don't ask)
The girls quickly left the room, trying to hide their laughter. When they finally calmed down Harley turned to Whitney. "So, what do we do now?"
Whitney smiled sheepishly. "Ummmm…I do need to use the bathroom. For ummmmmm….yeah…heh heh."
Harley turned red. "You mean you embarrassed me for no reason at all? I was telling the truth! And you told a complete lie! I didn't even eat lunch today!"
Whitney shrugged her shoulders. "Well you still embarrassed the hell out of me. So we're even." She walked in the direction of the bathroom.
When the girls were walking back, they were met with something kinda strange. In the hall, walking in the same direction as them, was …….InuTashio. "Mr. Takomi?" Harley whispered, knowing that he could hear her just fine.
"Why hello you two? Are you two here for some after school program or something." he said, making light conversation.
Whitney blushed, remembering what she thought about him the first time she saw him, "Well…not exactly."
InuTashio just nodded and said, "Well you want to walk with me to the detention hall? My sons are in there for some reason. The principal wouldn't tell me over the phone. Useless, mortal." He said, although it didn't come out as rough as it sounded. It was more like he was just insulting the man…or was he? (o.0)
Harley nodded. "What a surprise! That's exactly where we're headed. Heh heh."
InuTashio looked at them oddly (like this 0.0..or this .), but decided not to question them further. When they reached the door, he opened it and waited for them to enter. When they were all inside he closed the door. He almost laughed at what he saw. Inuyasha was actually playing with his ears. He was looking at them and making them move. InuTashio could have sworn her heard Inuysha making music for them to dance to.
Sesshomaru was staring at him as if he were an alien. His eyes were wide and his mouth was agape. His claws were twitching, as if aching to reach over and tear the fluffy appendages off.
He watched as the girls smiled at him embarrassingly and walked to the seats next to his sons. His mouth almost dropped as they sat down. 'Ah, I thought so. These two are also in trouble. Hmm...wonder if they had anything to do with it.' he was brought out of his musings when the teacher cleared her throat.
"Can I help you Mr. …….?" She inclined her head in his direction. She was flirting with him! Well he would show her...mwahahahahahahaha
"Takomi. I am here to speak with my sons. The head of the school told me to come and discuss their behavior." He glared in their direction. If any of them had paid close enough attention, they would have seen the amusement flicker in his eyes.
The teacher nodded her head and backed away slowly. 'Okay, not interested in a man with two sons.' "Mr. and Mr. Takomi please go with your father to the office. Oh and Ms. Kyamerons, you are to go as well."
The four nodded and stood following the taiyoukai out of the room. When they got out into the hallway they expected to be bombarded with questions, but they were surprisingly met with silence. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru knew what he was up to. He was thinking of how to punish them for inconveniencing him.
They reached the principals office in no time. They entered and made their way to his office. When he came out he told them that it was best to stay in a more spacious area. They nodded and returned to the secretary's office.
"Mr. Takomi, I regret to inform you that your sons were indulging in sexual actions this morning, with these two young ladies here." He watched as Mr. Takomi's features melted into that of shock, but missed the 'what the hell?' look. "We here at Shikon High do not invoke such activities. Especially in the school. We believe that the students should be suspended for three days. However, the girls will have a week instead, due to their fight last week."
He glanced at the youkai, not receiving anything, he continued. "We have tried to reach their guardians, but have come up short. We believe that they are on vacation." he turned to the girls, not registering the shock and pain on their faces. "Is that correct?"
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's eyes flickered between the principal to the two girls. They had wondered about that. They had said something about having their own apartment, but had thought it to mean that their parents had left for a time. Now seeing their reaction, they didn't believe that that was the case.
Whitney looked at Harley. 'Damnit! She's too busy thinking about it! She's supposed to answer these things.' She sighed and turned to the 'jackass' (as she just royally dubbed in her head) and whispered, "If you would look at our records you would see that we live alone. Our parent's died a little while back. Our guardians are gone as well." She glared at him. "The reason you cannot reach them is because the only family we have left is our older cousin Jordan."
Harley let a tear slip down her cheek before wiping it away with her tail. The boys stared in shock. There only coherent thought was. 'Oh' (really smart huh?)
The principal kind of froze for a second. "Well…err… in that case, you will not be suspended, but you will serve out the weeks worth of detention." He nodded gravely. "I am sorry for your loss. I will check my records before speaking like that again." he smiled grimly. "We'll see you on Monday." (Mondays can be shiny)
InuTashio kinda didn't know what to say. 'Did they just get out of trouble because of pity? And what's with the sexual activity? Humans can be so complicated, well….Izayoi is more acceptable.' He sighed and stood up, nodding to the principal, he walked out the door, the four very confused teenagers following in his wake.
The moment they stepped out of the school, he turned to them. (Dun dun dun!) (dun dun duns are shiny! O.0 we like creeping you out! He he) "What did he mean when he said 'sexual activities'?" giving them all a glare that would surpass Sesshomaru's ten fold. (scary…and shiny)
Sesshomaru was the one to speak up. "We did not engage in such actions." 'Although you wouldn't mind' his demon side mocked. (Sessh is going insane…we wonder if he likes shiny things?) "We were merely….err…." He looked back at them.
Whitney to the rescue. "It's my fault." 'Damn my conscience!' "I was provoking Harley and Inuyasha, things got outta hand and ummm..ye the floor was involved and Sesshomaru was ummm..well he picked me up and yeah I don't think I'm making this any better." She sighed and looked towards Harley.
Super Harley! "Well, Whit here was fooling around and we got in a spat, well Inuyasha and I tackled her to the ground and some how we ended up…err…uhh…Inuyasha why don't you tell your dad the rest?"
Go Inu! "Dad, I'm just gonna say it. I ended up on Harley and Sesshomaru had picked Whitney up 'cuz I elbowed her, ummm in the stomach. Heh heh. Yeah." he scratched the back of his head nervously, looking at his dad his reaction.
InuTashio's face melted into one of someone thinking up a very complicated math problem. "So, what your telling me is, that Whitney," he pointed at the inu demoness, "taunted you two," he pointed at Inuyasha and Harley, "into an argument and somehow you ended up on the floor. Then Sessshomaru," he waved a hand at his eldest, "came in and tried to stop it, and let me guess the teacher came in and saw the ending result?"
The four nodded, waiting for him to yell or tell them that they are grounded. No that he could ground the girls, but they would probably stay away from him for a while. He looked at them for a few seconds, stoic mask in place, and then………he burst into laughter. His arms wrapped around his stomach and he laughed into the air. His face was slightly red, and when he finally went back to normal, they could see a tear in his right eye.
Sesshomaru looked very, very confused. He stared at his father as if he had a screw loose. 'He's laughing? That's extremely odd. Odd indeed.' "Father, are you alright?"
InuTashio chuckled lightly (wahwah…ummm we thought he should have a signature chuckle…like Naraku...so yeah wahwah). "Yes, I am fine, my son. It's just very amusing." he pulled himself together and stood straight. "You will not be able to use the dojo for a week. Until then, you will be working on that science project of yours." then he turned to the girls. "Now, you two are to be over every day until it is done. I will accept no excuses. If you must, you will bring stuff to stay for the weekend."
"Yes, sir." the girls said meekly. "We'll see you tomorrow guys. We have to get home, Ash will be waiting. Bye, Mr. Takomi." the girls ran off as fast as they could. He was acting weird, and had this strange look in his eye.
The Takomi men watched the girls retreating backs until they were out of view. InuTashio turned to his sons with a smile on his lips. "Those girls are very interesting, don't let them slip away." he walked to his limo, not looking back at his very shocked sons.
A/N…..YAY! Harley helped! And shininess was mentioned lots of times! YAY! And guess what! I dunno…but one thing I do know is…wahwahwahwah
Sessh: You guys scare This Sessshomaru
Whit: I know but watch this…..(picks up shiny quarter and balances it on her nose)
Har: wahwah
Whit: ummmm…isn't that InuTahsio's laugh?
Har: hey it was my idea! And you can't beat the wahwah
InuTashio: so you are the one that gave me this embarrassing chuckle! You will die!
Har: Eh…wahwah?
InuTashio: (chases Harley who keeps saying wahwahwah)
Whit: OMFG! He's hotter in person then in the pc!
Sessh: What?
Whit:
(whispers) don't tell him
I married his dad on marry your
favorite character! Shhhhhhhh
Har: Forget the damn god behind me and help me! INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wahwahwah
Inu: Err…..That's my dad
Har: You better help me or no ear rub for you
Inu: Uhhhhhhh…Fine….dad, could you leave my mate-to-be alone? I like the ear rubs she gives me...oops..I said that outloud
InuTashio:Fine my son, come on Whitney
Whit: YAY! Bye all! I'm going to have some fun!
Sessh: What! Do you know how wrong that is!
Whit: So?
IT: Why is it wrong to have fun with your wife?
Whit: uh-oh…busted
Har: Majorly…haha…
Inu: Hey! You said I'd get an ear rub…
Har: Ehh….
Sessh: Forget your god damn ear rub! I want to know whats going on!
Whit: He said I! OMG! It's a miracle!
Har: Your digging yourself a deeper grave….
IT: Okay…like what the hell? Didn't you tell him that you married me last week?
Whit: eh……well…I forgot….
Har: More like intentionally unmentioned
Whit: HEY!
Sessh: Shutup feline! What the hell is going on! I'm like freaking out here.
Whit, Har, Inu, IT: o.0
Sessh: What? Okay…now what is up with the whole wife thingy?
Har: he said thingy!
Inu: and freaking!
Whit: you know I'm like really starting to get creeped out here
IT: I am too…the marriage is off…your life is weird
Whit: okay!
Har and Inu: That was strange
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is never confused
Whit: Okay now I am going to scream…AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Har: What the hell was that for! ( cat ears are bleeding)
Whit: It sounded like fun, since I can't find anything shiny
Har: wahwah
Sessh: This Sesshomaru believes it is time to end this.
Inu: yeah maybe they'll be back to normal next chapter
Whit and Har: you should know by now that we're never normal
Sessh: this Sesshomaru wonders why they are our mates……
Inu: wahwah
Har: HEY! That's mine
Sessh: This Sesshomaru wants something shiny…….
Whit: What the hell? That's my shiny!
Inu and Sessh: We just wanna act like our mates…
Har: Okay no more wahwah
Whit: And no more shiny
Inu and Sessh: YAY!
Whit and Har: Review
Inu and Sessh: or die a pain filled death
Whit: one more thing
Har: yeah…wahwah
Whit: SHINY!