Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 12: First day at the Inu's
Harley and Whitney were sitting at home, watching Ashli converse with their cousin. Harley was having a hard time holding back her happy giggles. 'I had a feeeling something like this would happen. Hmmm...Jordan is flirting...that's new!'
Whitney, on the other hand, was quite peeved. 'Damn it! We aren't even going to be here for her weekend! Stupid, scary inu-bastard! He's not even my dad! Just how in the seven layers of hell is he able to punish me! Oh wait, I know, its a dad instinct to punish any teenager walking around town!' She glared at Harley. 'And Harley thinks it's going to be fun!' "Whoop-de-freakin'-doo!" Que weird looks.
Harley stared at Whitney for a moment, tapping into her mind. .:Damnit! Shit! Fuck! All the way to fucking hell:. Harley immediately backed out before anything else was said. "Whit? What's going on? You seem upset."
Whitney just glared harder and stood up. "I'm going to go and pack, stupid inu-bastards." Harley is all alone with the flirting couple now. (Dun dun dun!)
"Uh, yeah, I gotta go..." Harley mentioned, no one noticing as she slowly backed out of the room.
Harley ran to catch up to her disgruntled cousin, who was now muttering some strange curses under her breath. "What's wrong with you?"
Whitney huffed, then sighed sadly. "Ash came to visit, and now we're staying at the Takomi house. Ughhhh! It's not fair." She stomped her foot and crossed her arms.
Harley laughed and said, "Well life aint fair. Plus, I don't think that Ash is going to miss us to much. Jordan will keep her company."
Whitney laughed lightly. "Yeah, they would make a cute couple. A fire demon and an inu demon. I'll be aunt Whitney! Hey, this means that the Kyameron line will continue! And sooner then I thought!"
Harley sweatdropped. "Uh, Whit? Isn't it a little early to be thinking of kids? Heh heh."
Whitney just shrugged, "I can dream can't I?" She made a fake longing look come onto her eyes, and the girls fell into giggles.
Harley sighed and said, "Well, I'll go pack and we'll go to Inuyasha's. You know the way right?"
Whitney tapped her lips with her finger in thought. "Ummm...I think we're going to have to use the new car. It has a navigator. Oops. I hate directions. Why can't they just live across the street or something." She stopped for a second. "On second thought, I think I like them living further away."
Harley laughed and walked out of the room. She entered her bedroom, which was just across the hallway, and headed to her dresser to pack. Harley grabbed her laptop, three sets of clothes, a brush, toothbrush, shampoo and makeup. She glanced around to make sure she had everything, and ran back to Whitney's room.
Whitney's room was in utter chaos. Her clothes were thrown everywhere, her toothbrush and other toilettries were at the end of her bed. About the only thing that wasn't all hectic was her laptop, which was closed and folded in her suitcase.
"What the hell happened here?" Harley said in shock. "What are you looking for?"
"My damn Naruto mangas. They're gone! I could have sworn I put them on my desk! They cost about five hundred dollars. Damn! I was going to read them this weekend!" She threw a couple cans of hairspray on the floor, clearing her dresser of everything but the mirror. "ARGH!"
Harley sighed tiredly. "You probably just put them some where safe. You know how you are. You put something somewhere so safe, that even you can't find where it is."
Whitney sighed in frustration. "Yeah, but now I'm not going to have anything to do while I sit over there."
Harley laughed and said, "Do you really think you are going to have time to read your mangas? The guys are going to be pulling pranks on us left and right. We won't have enough time to relax, let alone sit down!"
Whitney giggled nervously and said, "Yeah whatever. Help me pack and we can go." When they were done the two bid their friends good bye and went into the garage. "So, we're taking the black eclipse, right?" (SHINY!) She continued after Harley's curt nod. "Cool." Then she darted to the driver's side of the car. "I'm driving!"
Harley huffed. "You cheated! Your supposed to say 'On your mark! Get se-e-et! GO!' Kami your stupid!"
Whitney gave a very unlady like snort and said, "Your driving home, so don't get your tail in a bunch. Stupid, Puss"
Harley huffed one more time and stomped her foot. "Fine! But, you have to stop at WacDonalds and buy me some fries."
Whitney nodded happily. "I was planning on getting an ice cream cone anyways. Lets go." They hopped into the car and were off.
Takomi House ?
As Harley and Whitney pulled up into the long driveway, they were greeted by some little green toad thingy. Whitney squealed and dove behind the car, while Harley jumped up on the hood and screamed. "Aghhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The toad coverd his ears and squaked. "Lord Sesshomaru! Jaken's ears are bleeding! These insolent wenches are screaming on my lord's lands."
Whitney and Harley instantly stopped their yelling and started chasing the toad.
"What did you just call us?" Whitney said angrily.
"Ewwwwwwww, it's gross! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!" Harley chimed in.
"Great idea." Whitney smiled evilly at the toad youkai.
"LORD SESSHOMARU! HELP JAKEN!" Jaken yelled, running as fast as his stubby legs would take him, waving his huge staff.
"Let me borrow that." Harley said, instantly pricking the long staff out of the green things hands and chasing him, occasionally swinging a the youkai.
"This is fun!" Whitney said, joining Harley, but using an umbrella from the trunk of the car. The two girls didn't notice as the front door opened and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha watched them chase the toad around the lawn.
"Uhhhh, what's going on?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh, lord Sesshomaru! Thank you thank you thank you!" Jaken prayed as he hid behind Sesshomaru. The inu and neko youkai ignored the two brothers and chased Jaken around Sesshomaru.
"Get back here you slimy thingy!" Whintey yelled.
"Ewww! It's so nasty! Lets rid the world of its slimyness!" Harley yelled, laughing.
"AGHHHHHH!" (poor Jaken!...NOT! Majorly!) Jaken screeched, still running around Sesshomaru's legs. "Lord Sesshomaru, please help this lowly Jaken!"
Although, he did think the chase was interesting, it was making him dizzy. Sesshomaru picked up Jaken by the scruff of his neck, holding it in front of him. Unfortunately, the girls couldn't stop there, so they ran right into him, crashing to the ground, and squishing Jaken in between them.
They all froze, the girls blushing madly. Inuyasha was laughing and rolling on the ground, and that's what brought Harley out of her stupor. Lucky for her she was on top, so it was easy for her to jump up and dive on to Inuyasha. "DIE!"
Sesshomaru was kind of staring into a mass of purple hair. Whitney was over him, her face in his neck, with her hair drapped over her head. When she opened her eyes, she was met with yellow, shining eyes. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's under me! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! The green thingy is under me! Get it away! It's slimyness is all over me!" She jumped up and began checking herself over, missing the disapointe dlook that crossed over Sesshomaru's face.
Jaken made a squeaking noise as she jumped off. "Stupid, bitch! You almost crushed Lord Sesshomaru!"
"Are you calling me fat? I don't think you want to continue speaking, Mr. disgusting-slimy-EW!" Whitney said, once again ready to pounce on him.
"Jaken, shut up." Sesshomaru said, giving an icy glare towards the toad.
"Yes, Lord Sesshomaru." Jaken whimpered.
"Did This Sesshomaru just not say to be quiet?" Sesshomaru said. Whitney noticed that he was 'playing' with the toad thingy.
Jaken nodded and ran into the house. Whitney was about to say something when she heard, "Don't touch my ears! You got your own!"
Inuyasha was under Harley who was rubbing his ears and giggling. "But I can't resist them. Remember?"
Inuyasha stopped and then blushed, remembering him saying something like that on AIM. "Well you weren't around to actually touch them!"
"But now I am!" She whispered. "And don't deny that you like it. I can feel you trying to stop from purring."
Inuyasha growled, which, unfortunatley for him, turned into a very loud purr. "Shit." He whispered, gaspingly. He continued to purr until they heard a very loud giggle.
"Oh my god!" Whitney yelled behind her hand. "Get a room! My virgin eyes can't handle this!" Then she made a show of covering her eyes and walking to her car, bumping into it and falling on to the ground on her ass. "That was supposed to happen."
Harley blushed and got up. "Shut the hell up, Whitney! At least I wasn't ontop of a TOAD!"
"I take that as an insult." Jaken said from the window.
"Good, shut your little beak-ass mouth!" Whitney yelled.
"Uh, aren't we supposed to be working on a project?" Inuyasha asked.
"This Sesshomaru agrees, little brother. I do not wish to fail." Sesshomaru reminded. Whitney and Harley nodded.
"Okay, well...where do we work on it?" Harley asked awkwardly.
"Um, the roof is all set up for the astrology section." Inuyasha stated.
"Then what are we waiting for!" Whitney demanded. She began towards the door, then stopped abruptly. "Uh, where are we supposed to put our stuff?"
"This Sesshomaru believes you should consult Izayoi about that." Sesshomaru said.
"Izayoi? Who's that?" Harley asked.
"It's my mom." (Inus mommy!) Inuyasha stated proudly. "Jaken will show you to the kitchen. That's where she usually is."
Harley and Whitney nodded. The inu brothers walked pass them, missing the evil smile the girls gave the toad. 'We're going to get you.' they mouthed.
Jaken gulped and turned white. He ran to the door, shifting his gaze between Sesshomaru and the two demonesses. "Jaken. Take these two to Izayoi. She will let them know where they are staying." Sesshomaru said, turning a cold glare towards the toad. Then he walked up the stairs to the roof, motioning for Inuyasha to follow him.
Whitney and Harley waited until they had gone before advancing on the toad. (Dun dun dun!) Jaken backed up, wrong move. He came right up against the wall. Whitney grabbed the toad by the arm and wrenched his little webbed arms behind his back. "So, you think I'm fat!" she growled. "Well, I think that you need some more weight. Harley, would you do the honor?"
Harley nodded evily. She grabbed his staff and began wacking him in the head. "Stupid TOAD! Fricken, baka calling me a wench! DIE!" When they were done, Jaken had gained a considrable amount of weight from
the large numerous bumps on his head.
Jaken dazingly led the two youkai to the kitchen. The girls gasped as a beautiful human came into view. Her long black hair was pulled back into a bun, with flowers holding back her loose bangs. She had little, if any, make up on, and her kimono was gold, and had a crescent moon etched into the right sleeve.
"My Lady, here are the two youkai that will be staying with us this weekend." Jaken wailed when he walked intot he room. He then went to the corner of the room to keep an eye on the two.
"Hello, dears. I'm Izayoi, Inuyasha's mother." Izayoi smiled, ignoring the bumps on Jaken's head. "I can tell it's going to be a great weekend. Especially with more girls around. Rin is usually gone, so I have little female companionship." She sighed wistfully. "Maybe I can get InuTashio (aka IT) to let you guys spend some time shopping with me?" She looked kind of hopeful.
Harley and Whitney grinned, (Shiny Teeth!) "SURE! That'd be great!" they chimed together.
Izayoi smiled. "Okay. I'll see what I can do. Now, I bet your here for your rooms. I didn't know if you would like to share or have seperate rooms. Which would you prefer?"
"Seperate." "Shared" they chimed together. Whitney turned to Harley. "Uh-uh! No way! You are shairng a room with me! There is no way I'm sleeping in a house that I am not used to, no offense, by myself." Whitney stomped her foot and crossed her arms over her chest, sticking her lip out in a pout.
"I'm not sharing a room! The last time we shared a room, I ended up losing all of my makeup! AND you hacked into my computer!" Harley hissed, also stomping her foot.
Whitney's tail twitched and thunped against the ground angrily. "I am not staying in aroom by myself. There's nothing you can do about it. I'll sneek in while your sleeping!"
Harley thought for a moment. "What if I give you back your Lord of the Rings game?"
"What?" whitney said, confused.
"Ughhh...Remember when you got that Lord of the Rings game and you played it for like a week straight? I took it and said that I accidently sat on it. Welll...I have it."
"WHAT! Give it back! I was so upset when I found out! Oooo I am going to kill you!" She flexed her claws.
"How about we both win? I give you back your game, and you let me sleep in my own room?" Harley negotiated, trying to keep her body intact.
Whitney once again put her finger to her lip, and thought. "Fine. But if it has one scratch on it, I get that special Naruto plushie that you have."
"Deal." They shook on it and turned to Izayoi. She was straing at them with a huge grin on her face, and her eyes were aflame with amusement. "Seperate rooms, please."
The Roof?
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were both secretly wondering what was taking the two youkai so long. When the girls finally arrived on the roof, they got to work.
"Okay, so do we all agree, we'll do horoscopes?" Harley asked.
"I guess...but it sounds so girly..." Inuyasha grumbled.
"No duh! It was Sesshomaru's idea!" Whitney reminded him.
Sesshomaru glared. "This Sesshomaru would kill you if he didn't need you for the project."
Whitney's eyes got real big, and she forced tears to come to her eyes. "Do you really mean that?"
"Yes." Sesshomaru said coldly.
"But how can you ignore that face!" Harley bribed, indicating Whitney.
"Very easily. Watch." Sesshomaru replied, looking away from the two girls with hardened eyes.
"Asshole!" Whitney immediately dropped the 'I'm-cute-look-at-me' facade.
Inuyasha laughed. "Wow, Whitney, you look really sad there."
"Shut up, bastard." Whitney muttered darkly. Harley joined Inuyasha's laughter at her cousin's antics.
"Okay, forget me waiting for you to tackle me!" She jumped on Inuyasha's back and pulled his ears.
"OW! Don't touch my danmed ears, bitch!" Inuyasha growled out. Whitney bonked him on the head one more time before jumping off.
"I could have sworn I heard a little rattling in there." Whitney said smugly.
Harley was having a hard time holding herself up, she couldn't breathe, she was laughing so hard. That quickly changed when Inuyasha tackled her to the ground. "You think that's funny? How about I pull your ears!" He lightly pulled her ears, not wanting to actually hurt her. But it was still enough for Harley to yelp out in surprise.
Whitney watched on in admiration. "I feel good now." she said, taking a deep breath, walking by Sesshomaru, ignoring him, and to the telescope. "Okay, so anyone know the position of Venus by heart?" Whitney asked.
Inuyasha stood up. "I do. But, which way is west?"
The group anime fell. Sesshomaru was the first to stand up. "It is a wonder how This Sesshomaru can be related to someone with so few brain cells."
"Shut up, Fluffy, and tell me which way is west!" Inuyasha griped.
Sesshomaru pointed to the said direction and turned around to see Harley shaking her head, and Whitney laughing. "What is it?" Sesshomaru said in a cold tone.
Whitney giggled. "I just remembered an old nursery rhyme that helped me remember the directions. It goes 'Never Eat Soggy Waffles.' I don't know why but it made me laugh." She looked thoughtful for a second, then shrugged her shoulders.
Inuyasha looked at her strangley. "Oooookaaay. Sesshomaru why don't you and I work on getting the planets lattitude and longitude, and the girls can give the horoscopes?" They all nodded and set to work.
After about two hours into working, Whitney was beginning to get bored. She decided to go and explore the house.
.:Hey, Har? Wanna come with me to see what the rest of the house looks like:.
.:Sure. But how do we get past the guys:.
.:I dunno. You say your smarter than me, you figure it out.:.
.:Thanks a lot! It was your idea.:.
.:Yeah, well if it was just me, I could say that I had to use the bathroom, well now that there's two of us, that seems kinda suspicous, don't ya think:.
.:Yeah Oh! I have an idea. Food:.
.:HUH:.
.:We tell them that we're hungry:.
.:Oh. Well go for it.:.
.:Nuh-uh. It was your idea, you do it.:.
.:Fine, stupid cat.:.
.:Crabby, bitch:.
Whitney cleared her throat, getting the two inu brother's attention. "Hey guys we're hungry. We're gonna go and find soemthing to eat." She and Harley began to stand up, when Sesshomaru waved his hand and called. "Jaken."
"Yes, milord?" he squeaked, his eyes darting between the two inu-youkai and the neko.
"Bring up something to eat. The females are hungry."
Harley jumped in front of Sesshomaru. "No. We will get it ourselves. Besides, I need to stretch my legs." She walked away from him and down the stairs.
Whitney jumped up and ran after her, yelling back at Sesshomaru. "My name is Whitney. Not female, or bitch, or wench or whatever your mind has dubbed me." She waved and ran down the stairs.
Inuyasha looked on as she ran down the stairs, not missing the admiration that adorned Sesshoamru's eyes. When he thought of that, he instantly thought of Harley. He couldn't help but think, that maybe, just maybe, she could feel the same way that he felt about her.
A/N...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! So sweet! I love the fluff! (pokes fluff) Its so soft!
Sessh: What are you talking about?
Har: Ya know what, it's a figurative writing okay!
Sessh, Whit, and Inu: o.0
Har: What? wahwah
Sessh and Inu: Oh no!
Sessh: As long as the bitch isn't going crazy to.
Whit: Hey Se-e-esh! I want something shiny! Give me your katanna!
Inu: You spoke to soon, bro.
Sessh: It seems so.
Har: (behind Inu's ear) wahwah
Whit: Give me the damn katanna Sesshomaru!
Inu: Snap out of it!
Whit and Har: Whats going on? How'd we get here? Who are you!
Sessh: Well, that was as imbocilic as ever.
Whit: I don't know who you are, but I like you hair! Its SHINY!
Har: Oooo I like your ears (to Inu) They make me wanna..wahwah
Sessh: Okay. I am tired of this. (slaps Whitney in the face)
Whit: What the hell was that for! You know what, I dont like shiny things anymore! Which means, that I don't like you! Buh Bye!
Inu: I should try that, but softer. (slaps Harley slightly)
Har: Well that was weird. What's Whit doing? (watches Whit run away)
Inu: Sesshomaru slapped her, and now she doesn't like him, because he knocked the shinyness out of her.
Har: Oh...wahwah
Inu: Not again
Har: I'm just playing..DONT YOU DARE SLAP ME!
Inu: SO your not crazy?
Har: No we did it for fun, kami. We didn't even lose our memory! We knew what was going on the whole time! Inu and Sessh no baka!
Inu: Wahwah
Har: GO INU!
Sessh: Get back here and come to This Sesshomaru, bitch!
Whit: You can't make me! NAhnahnah
Sessh: Stupid, bitch!
Whit: Stupid person with shiny hair!
Sessh: I thought you didn't like shiny stuff?
Whit: Ooops
Har: Ha your caught Whit!
Inu: Ha ha!
Whit: Shut up! (gets tackled)
Sessh: Now you cannot leave.
Whit: bastard! Oh and Inu, guess what? Harley had a dream about Sesshomaru last night!
Inu and Har: WHAT! (Inu tackles Harley to the ground)
Whit: HA! Now I'm not the only one who's being flattened.
Har: Know what this reminds me of?
Whit: What?
Har: PANCAKES!
Inu: Oh, I thought you were going to say unorthodox behavior
Sessh: My brother learned a new word
Har and Whit: GO INU!
Inu: HEY!
Sessh: This makes me wanna go...P to the A to the N to the CAKES! Woo-woo!
Har, Inu and Whit eye twitch
Sessh: Do you see your faces! (hes laughing! OMFG!)
Har, Inu and Whit: Do you hear yourself!
Sessh: This Sesshoamru is allowed to have fun. He would like to see you try to stop him.
Whit: I know how!
Sessh: (arches eyebrow?) How is that?
Whit: (Raises leg to kick Sesshomaru between,..ahem...yeah)
Sessh: Oh no you don't (wraps whits leg in tail)
Har:Ummm...0.0
Inu: Ditto
Har: HEY! Thats mine!
Inu: You don't own it!
Har: SO!
Inu: SO! I can use it whenever I want!
Har: I can stop you. (grabs Inu's ears)
Inu: Two can play that game! (grabs Hars ears.)
Har and Inu: prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Whit: Okay I think we should end it Sessh, they seem kinda busy
Sessh: And we aren't
Whit: Ugh! Someone has to end the story!
Sessh: They can wait!
Whit: NO they CANT! It's rude! (OMG! I sound like Harley!)
Sessh: Fine. This Sesshomaru will end it.
Whit: Thanks (kisses Sessh's cheek)
Sessh: REVIEW OR DIE! NOW LEAVE!