Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 13: Revenge!
Traveling through the halls of the Takomi home, the girls were enthralled by the design decor. It was lavishly furnished and exsquisitely decorated, giving off a homey but rich vibe. Portraits of predecessors hung on the otherwise blank walls of the corridors, and Whitney could swear that their eyes were following her.
"Whoa, these people sure know how to design a mansion," Harley commented.
"I think its creepy. If one more pair of eyes follows me, I swear I'm gonna flip out on those canvas'." Whitney replied.
"Hey Whitney, do you remember which way we came from?" Harley asked as they came to a fork in the hall.
"Eh,..." Whitney answered, an obvious 'no'. "Which one should we take?"
"Um...eenie meenie minie moe, catch a tiger by the toe, if he hollers, pay a dollar, eenie meenie minie moe! The left one it is!" Harley declared, strolling off in a confident manner.
...30 minutes later...
"We're doomed!" Whitney whined.
"We're not doomed...yet..." Harley said, attempting to be reassuring.
"And I'm actually hungry now, damnit! I want food! It must be supper by now!" Whitney added.
"I'm hungry too, but you don't see me complaining!" Harley snapped. A few moments of silence.
"Hey Harley, you're looking pretty tasty right about now..." Whitney said.
"W-Whitney? What a-are you t-talking about?" Harley stuttered, backing away slowly.
"I'm not that hungry!" Whitney's stomach rumbled. "Okay, maybe I am, but I still wouldn't eat raw cat! You wouldn't eat raw dog...would ya?"
"..." Harley answered.
"H-Harley? Answer me, damnit!" Whitney yelled.
"I'm just messin with ya. I'd rather starve myself than eat you." Harley commented. "But I do think we better find something to eat, and fast."
"But we have no clue where we are!" Whitney started getting frustrated.
"Well, look over there!" Harley pointed towards a dimly lit hallway.
"Uh, I dunno if I wanna go into a dimly lit hallway, Har." Whitney stated nervously.
"Yeah, but remember, there was a dark corridor near the roof! Maybe if we go through there we'll be able to find our way back." Harley said with confidence. "How bad can it be?" (Not such a good thing to say at the moment.)
"Fine..." Whitney complied as they made their way into darkness. It was actually worse than they had thought. The air was suspiciously muggy and thickly humid, clogging their sense of smell to the usefullness of a humans. It was also extremely shadowy and dark, though they were able to manage fairly because of their advanced eyesight.
"Harley, something i-isn't right..." Whitney said in a whisper. "Did you h-hear that?" She scooted closer to her friend who wore a similar look of terror.
"Yeah..." Harley replied quietly. A light pattering was heard, almost like quiet footsteps in their direction. The two youkai backed into the dark wall, whimpering slightly.
"Harley, if I die, it's your fault!" Whitney wailed. The shuffling sound became more rapid, and drew nearer by the second. Finally, the steps slowed to a morbid walk. With each heavy footfall, the girls hearts beat faster. They saw a dark shadow step into their line of vision, and slunk as far away as possible.
"What are such pretty little innocents doing alone in the dark?" A low, raspy growl emitted from the abyss. The girls yelped slightly at the confirmation in their beliefs that they were not alone. The cousins felt numb with fear and couldn't have screamed if they wanted to.
"Do you know how many things we could do to little girls in the dark?" Another man spoke.
"N-No..." They replied simultaniously, mouths agape.
"We could do many, many things..." The second man replied.
Suddenly, each girl felt a hand cover their mouths. They instantly struggled, recovering their voices and screaming cries that were muffled by the digits covering their mouths.
"Now, now, we don't wanna have to hurt you." The first voice commented.
Harley felt herself being drawn close to something firm, and kicked, though she was quickly overpowered. A hand seized her waist tightly, and she whimpered in fear. She heard Whitney's stifled yelp of surprise. Though she could hardly see, she knew the same thing was happening to her cousin. She felt a hot, wicked breath on her ear. Suddenly, a thousand thoughts flooded her mind. Is he gonna rape me? Kill me? Maybe if they get Whitney first I'll have a chance...ah! What am I thinking? I need to get us both out alive.
When Whitney felt herself being pressed against a male body, she fought with all her power. But she was soon subdued and gripped tightly around the middle. She heard Harley whimper, and was scared stiff. What's going on? How do I get away? Is Harley okay? I want to go home! She felt the prescence of a smile on her attackers face as he breathed into the side of her face. Whitney gulped audibly. Is he gonna bite my ear off? "Boo."
Harley felt the ragged breathing on her ear and knew this was the end. She was gonna die, here, with Whitney, and join her family. The strangers lips brushed against her ear as he uttered one word: "Boo." The lights were switched on, revealing Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, the two brothers grinning-well, the first was grinning, the other wore a slight smile.
Harley's mouth fell open in a silent scream. Her hand went to her heart. "Oh my GOD! I thought I was going to die! What the hell were you thinking!"
Whitney didn't even register that Harley was talking, well at least not until she yelled. 'What the hell were you thinking!' Whitney growled low and dangerously. "They weren't thinking at ALL! I am so going to chop your bodies up and send them all around the world, then I'm going to get them back, and feed them to the sharks!" She snarled and jumped at Sesshomaru knocking him to the ground. "What the fuck were you doing! I swear, if you don't give a good explanation, I will kick your ass so hard that you won't be able to sit for a month!" She growled again.
Harley hissed at the grin on Inuyasha's face. "Ooooo! I'm not normally a violent person Inuyasha. But, I think I can make an acception for the likes of you!" She dropped to the floor and knocked his feet out from under him. She stood up quickly and placed her foot on his chest, her fangs glinting as she stared at him. (SHINY!)
"This Sesshomaru does not need to explain himself to you." Sesshomaru stated in his usual bored tone, though his eyes still held amusement.
"Oh you better tell me! I swear to Kami that I'll hurt you if you don't!" Whitney fumed as she pinned the inu youkai down.
Harley got into Inuyasha's face. "I will ask only one more time. What were you thinking?"
Inuyasha sighed and looked towards his brother, who was staring at the almost red eyed, Whitney. He looked back at Harley, whose eyes were turning purple. "We wanted to scare you guys. That's it. End of story."
Whitney switched her gaze to the hanyou for a split sceond. "OH this story is far from over, half-breed. I am going to kick the ever loving shit out of you and your brother. (DUN DUN DUN) Then, I am going to heal you and let Harley have a turn. Take a number Inuyasha, it will determine who goes first!"
Harley interjected. "I have a better idea." She smirked, and mentallly let her cousin know what she had planned. "Come on Inuyasha, lets go to the roof!" She grabbed Inuyasha by the ears and pulled him out of the room.
Whitney glared daggers at Sesshomaru, who much to her anger, whose eyes were still glowing with laughter and smuggness. She narrowed her eyes and grabbed his tail, forcing him to follow her. They stepped out the door and stood next to Harley, and the very hurting, Inuyasha.
"Which way to the roof, Inuyasha? And don't lie, I'll know." Harley said in a dangerous tone. She gripped his ear tighter to get her point across.
"F-Fine..." Inuyasha replied, leading the way up to the rooftop. Once there, Harley grabbed some spare rope that was lying around with her free hand. As she smiled at Inuyasha he gulped. "W-What are y-you going to d-do with th-that?"
"You'll see..." Harley replied with a grin. Whitney soon followed with Sesshomaru.
Harley started rubbing Inuyasha's ears and received a startled look from the hanyou. Whitney, however, had twisted several loose strands of Sesshomaru's hair around her finger playfully. The two girls exchanged secret smiles before continueing.
"What are you doing?" Inuyasha asked Harley in a shocked voice. Wasn't he supposed to be in trouble? She smiled at him as she stroked the base of his ears in slow circles, earning a purr from Inuyasha.
"Oh, just doing what I've always wanted to do." Harley commented, backing him up against the railing on the roof. She slowly began to run her tail against his legs. Then she ran her hands through his hair.
"You w-what?" Inuyasha stuttered, nuzzling his nose between her ears. Harley wrapped her arms around his waist, unbeknownst to him she also brought the rope with her. He brought his hands back to cup hers and she intwined her fingers around his wrists. Well, he thought it was her fingers. She leaned in and snuggled against his neck, purring to soothe him as she tightend the ropes around the railing. Then she whispered something against his neck. And the ropes tightened waking him from his aroused stupor.
"What the hell?" He said, tugging on the ropes, but to no avail.
"Tsk, Tsk Inuyasha.. I thought you would have known better then to get your own hands tied to the railing." She giggled. " I am so disappointed in you." She gave him a kiss on the cheek, and turned to see Sesshomaru also tied to the railing.
?Sesshomaru's Binding?
After her glance at Harley to see if she had started, Whitney decided it was her turn to subdue Sesshomaru. As she twirled his hair in her fingers, she looked into his eyes, building as much lust and want as she could. Well, enough to hide her laughter and evilness. "What is the meaning of this?" Sesshomaru whispered in a somewhat husky voice.
"I am merely taking what I believe is mine." She whispered into his ear, licking the base of it. He wrapped his arm around her, pulling her close.
"And what is yours?" he whispered into her hair.
She nuzzled into his cheek. "You." Then she took his arms and held them over his head. "Now stay still. I want to have some fun with you. I'll use the rope just to make sure." She tied his hands together and told him to go to his knees. He immediately did so. When he was still and looking up at her face, she pounced on him and quickly tied his hands to the railing, muttering something under her breath. The binds tightend, but he didn't seem to care. Apparantly the guy was too far in his desires to notice. She giggled to herself and bent down in front of him. Taking note of his half closed eyelids.
"This is very interesting," he whispered to her, bending forwards.
She leaned in and gave him a chaste kiss "Yeah, it is. It will be so much fun without me." She stood up and walked to Harley.
?After Both Bindings?
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha watched as the girls high fived and jumped in the air. "Go us! Go us! It's our birthday! Oh yeah!" They bumped asses and jumped in the air again.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha yelled, still pulling on the binds. "What the hell is going on?"
Sesshomaru grunted and stood straighter, he could tell that, like him, his brother was angry for not finishing what they started. "This Sesshomaru would like to know as well."
Harley huffed and glared at the inu borthers, Whitney just looked away and laughed. "Well duh!" Harley said, also giggling. "We decided to get revenge."
Whitney pulled herself together long enough to say, "Yeah! We just decided to do it in the most painful way. Sexual Attraction!"
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha growled. "How long will we stay like this?" Inuyasha said, trying to hold back the anger in his voice.
Harley shrugged. "Until we say the counter spell. Now, if you'll excuse us, I am hungry and we are going to eat. See ya, later." She waved at Inuyasha in a playful manner.
Whitney laughed and said. "Yeah. I'm hungry too. We'll come back in a bit. Buh Bye!" She blew a kiss in Sesshomaru's direction.
?Supper Time?
InuTaisho and Izayoi sat in the dining room, with two plates set in front of them. It looked like InuTaisho had attempted to eat, but his wife had stopped him, seeing as it was 'rude'.
"Great! They're here, now let's eat!" InuTashio grabbed his chopsticks, but his hand was slapped away by Izayoi.
"Where are the boys?" Izayoi asked patiently while InuTashio grumbled.
"Oh...they're tied up on the roof...they said they'll eat something later." Harley said, only half lying.
Whitney giggled behind her hand, earning strange looks from the parents.
"Whatever, that means we can eat!" InuTashio said dismissively, his hunger controlling him.
?Meanwhile, On The Roof?
"What the hell are we supposed to do?" Inuyasha grunted after finally giving up his stuggling.
Sesshomaru ignored his younger sibling's whining, mostly do to the fact that he had no real answer.
"Ugh! I'm hungry! Are you hungry? I'm hungry..." Inuyasha recited. Now he was just getting on Sesshomaru's nerves.
"I wonder how long they'll leave us up here! What if they don't let us down til morning! What if we die from starvation by then! OR what IF they just HAPPEN to forget about us! AGHHHHHHHHHHH! Let me doooooooooooooooooooooown!" Inuyasha ranted.
"WILL YOU SHUT YOUR OVERSIZED TRAP! YOU'RE GIVING THIS SESSHOMARU A HEADACHE!" Sesshomaru cracked. "ONE MORE WORD, I'M WARNING YOU, AS SOON AS I GET OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR BEING LOUD, KILL THE BITCH FOR TYING ME HERE, AND THEN KILL THE FELINE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! SO SHUT IT!" Sesshomaru yelled, making Inuyasha flatten his ears against his head as he cringed in terror.
The girls entered at the last 'shut it', hearing the last of Sesshomaru's mental breakdown. Their jaws dropped at the sight of Sesshomaru's red glare and bared fangs, and Inuyasha's horrified expression.
"Are you guys hungry?" Harley asked, regaining her composure. Inuyasha gave her a pleading look.
"YES! PLEASE, I'm begging you, don't let him out before me! He's going to kill us all! And I'm too hungry to die!" Inuyasha whimpered.
"That will not save you from This Sesshomaru's wrath! You all shall suffer at my hands! BWahahaha!" Sesshomaru grinned evilly.
"You wouldn't hurt me, would you?" Whitney pouted.
"Grrrrrr, go away you evil bitch! No, wait, scratch that! Come here, let me go, and run." Sesshomaru growled.
"If I let you go, you have to promise not to kill me!" Whitney compromised.
"Fine, I promise I won't kill you." Sesshomaru bargained.
"I don't smell a lie on him..." Harley said suspiciously.
"PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! Let me go first, DON'T TRUST HIM!" Inuyasha pleaded.
"Okay, okay, I'll let you go first." Harley sighed, unbinding the raging inu hanyou with a simple spell. Unfortunately, that also let Sesshomaru go.
Harle gasped. "You used the same spell?" she yelled at Whitney as the two brothers stood up and shook their hands to bring some life to them.
"How the hell could I have known you used the same one!" Whitney said, glaring at Harley, and not noticing the approaching inu-youkai.
"Bitch. This Sesshomaru told you to run." Sesshomaru growled out, his eyes flashing between anger and excitment.
"I TOLD YOU TWO NOT TO TRUST HIM! BUT NO, DO YOU LISTEN TO THE HANYOU, DON'T THINK SO! Oh and Whitney, he's not going to kill you. He at least said one thing truthful." Inuyasha yelled, and then grumbled something like, its nice to see his words are heard.
Whitney backed up from the slowly approaching inu-youkai. "Okay, Sessh. We're even now. You said your not going to kill me, so let me go. Just calm down." She held up her hands in a peaceful manner.
"This Sesshomaru is not going to kill you. But I give you two options." He smirked maliciously. "Submit...or run."
"SHIT! Ain't no way I'm submitting to you, asshole!" Whitney yelled, her face getting red.
"Fine. I was hoping you would run anyways. It will make this all the more fun." His eyes flashed with anticipation.
"Uh-oh...Inuyasha, we should help her!" Harley declared.
"Ain't no way I'm gettin up in there!" Inuyasha said frantically.
"Get up in what?" Whitney said in confusion. "I'm scared!"
"You should be, bitch." Sesshomaru smiled. (creepy)
"We won't let you hurt her! RIGHT Inuyasha!" Harley glared daggers at him, who nodded fearfully.
"Who said I was going to hurt her?" Sesshomaru asked. He advanced on Whitney, grabbing her elbow. He pulled her close to him, but Harley started to attack him, with a reluctant Inuyasha.
"You won't hurt my cousin!" Harley yelled, but Sesshomaru just dodged the attacks, carrying Whitney bridal style.
"What do you plan on doing to her?" Harley asked in a rage.
"Let's just say it involves skin-to-skin contact." Sesshomaru smirked. Inuyasha and Harley sweatdropped.
"Is he talking about 'that'?" Inuyasha asked in disgust.
"I hope not." Harley answered.
"Don't worry, you two can be my witnesses...you'll watch the ENTIRE thing." Sesshomaru grinned.
"NOOOOOO! WE DON'T WANNA!" Harley and Inuyasha quickly responded.
"Oh well, here it goes." Sesshomaru said, setting Whitney down.
"AHHHHHHHHH! My innocent eyes!" Inuyasha cried.
"What about me! Hide me!" Harley ducked behind a flailing hanyou.
Sesshomaru leaned down until he was mere centimeters from the paralyzed Whitney. He closed his eyes, and then...rubbed his nose against Whitney's.
"That's it?" Inuyasha asked through his hands. Harley peeped out from behind her 'protector', afraid of what she might see.
"Why, what did you expect?" Sesshomaru inquired, tilting his head to the side in a confusion.
Inuyasha and Harley exchanged glances before anime falling.
"Er..." They said in unison.
"What the fucking hell of shitty god-damned assholes is wrong with you?" Whitney yelled.
"What did you expect me to do?" Sesshomaru said in mock confusion.
"Well, er..uhhh...ummm...I though you were going to uh...you know what? Nevermind. I need to go and work off some steam. I'm going to go and work on our dance, Har. When Inuyasha is done with you, meet me in my room."
Inuyasha grinned. "Oh, yeah! Come here Harley!" before Harley could react, Inuyasha had her beneath him. He gripped her arms with one hand and...tickled the shit out of her.
"AGHHHHH! Stop it! Whitney get back here!" Harley yelled, laughing uncontrollably.
"Sorry, Har. But your on your own...for now." Whitney waved behind her, walking past Sesshomaru as if he weren't there. "See ya in a few!" And she was down the stairs and gone.
"Inuyasha! Get off! You deserved every single second of it!" Harley panted, her tail swishing about wildly.
Inuyasha just laughed and rolled off of her. "Yeah, but what tou did was beyond cruel."
"What did I do?" Harley said innocently, with big round eyes.
Sesshomaru looked on at the couple in boredom. He shook his head and followed Whitney down the steps.
"You know damn well what you did." Inuyasha mumbled. Then he was tckling her again. "And don't let it happen again!"
A/N...Okay! That was the longest chapter ever! YAY! And now we are able to find out that...Inuyasha loves Harley!..we think...and Sesshomaru..well we may never know...
Whit: What the hell was that nose thing! It was like weird! A nose? Okay! That's almost as bad as feet!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru would not do such a thing as rubbing noses.
Whit: That sounds funny! HA HA!
Har: I thought it was cute!
Inu: 'Cuz you wrote it!
Whit: No duh, DipSHIT!
Inu: Who me?
Whit: No, Santa Clause!
Har: Don't make fun of Santa!
Sessh: Who is this Santa?
Whit: He brings toys to good girls and boys. Which means you never got anything.
Sessh: This Sesshomaru was a good boy
Whit: That's right my litte doggy! Time for a treat! (Give Sessh a cookie)
Har: Errr...I feel violated!
Inu: SAY WHAT?
Har: Nothing, just saying stuff out of the ordinary.
Santa: Hohoho! Merry Christmas!
Har: Uh, it's July.
Sessh: What did you call this Sesshomaru?
Santa: What?
Sessh: Did you call this Sesshomaru a hohoho?
Whit and Har fall to floor laughing
Inu: Santa called Sesshomaru a hoe! See even the old fat guy agrees with me!
Sessh: This Sesshomaru is not a hohoho! DIE!
Sessh killed Santa
Whit: I cannot believe you killed Santa
Har: What about the millions of children who have lost their dreams!
Little girl: Sant-y Claus! WAAAAAAAA!
Sessh: You are annoying, dreams are for weaklings. DIE!
Little girl is no more
Whit: Does that make me a weakling for dreaming of u last night?
Sessh: Shutup, do not make a fool of this Sesshomaru!
Har: huh?
Inu: me confused
Har: So what did ya'll think of our chap?
Sessh: It was cruel
Whit: Harley should die cause nose rub is stupid.
Har: Sorry I'm no hentai like you
Inu: After this story I will kill you for this. Tickle? Come on!
Ressurrected Santa: Little boys and girls should touch each other until they are married.
Ressurrected little girl: You do not live in this world Santa
Sessh: How are you back fat guy and incolent little girl? I will kill you until you stay dead!
Sessh proceeds to kill little girl and Santa, who mysteriously keep coming back to life
-45 minutes later-
Inu: And thus ends the epic battle between the Great Lord Fluffy of the West and Santa and the little girl.
Har: Whitney says that it would have been funny if you died instead
Sessh: Traitorous, BITCH!
Whit: I just thought itd b funny to see what life would be like without you, the Great Lord Fluffy
Sessh: It would be depressing, sorrowful, and angst filled
Inu and Whit: What is angst
Har: It means full of tragedy
Inu: Oh
Whit: So my life would be a lot better?
Sessh: Do you not love this Sesshomaru?
Whit: Yeah, but your to...whats the word Im thinking of
Inu: Gay?
Har: Fagidelic?
Inu: Heartless?
Har:Cruel?
Inu: Murderous?
Har: Girly?
Inu: All of the above?
Sessh: I am none of those things
Whit: First off...Har and Inu..SHUTUP! And Sessh you are cold, heartless, and cruel..but I will not call you any other faggish names.
Har: Like fagedelic?
Whit: Yes
Sessh: Shut that hole of yourd, feline.
Har: one of these days im going to kill you. and inu will help and we will have fun
Whit: I will protect him!
Har: YOU! You couldn't even save yourself from a nose rub!
Whit: You know what I have one thing to say before we close this off...well two...I love ya sessh, and pancakes!
Har, Inu, Whit, Sessh: REVIEW or face Santa Clauses Vengence!