Our Screwed Up Lives

Chapter 14: Things Go Bump in the Night

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha looked on, in the living room, as the girls discussed what happened, not an hour ago.

"I still can't believe that you were going to let him go!" Harley said laughing. "I mean, Kami, he told you to let him go, and run!"

Whitney laughed nervously. "Yeah, well, we didn't smell a lie on him, soo... And besides," she exclaimed. "Your the one who let him go!"

Harley just shrugged. "Well, like you said, he wasn't lying."

Whitney laughed and said, "Yeah. But it was fun actually setting them up to be tied down. I mean, did they actually think that we would do that! On a roof no less!"

Harley shook her head in disbelief. "Not to mention, you guys were right there. If I do that, I want to be in a relationship, I want it to be somewhere dark, and in a bed." She giggled. Apparently they both forgot about the guys sitting not ten feet away.

"I don't know," Whitney said, tapping her lip with a finger. "I think id would be nicer, if he had it planned, but it was a total surprise to me. Oyu know, no hints or anything? Oh, and I think it should somewhere less tradiotional." she sighed wistfully.(Okay people! Listen to me! Although we are discussing this, we will not go into detail. We do not care to write lemons, so there for we will only do limes. Thank you.)

The guys stared in shock. Here they were, just sitting there, listeing to girls have a girl talk. And about 'it' no less.

'This is very interesting, indeed.' Sesshomaru thought with a mental smirk. 'This Sesshomaru will remember these things.'

'Kami must be smiling down at me!' Inuyasha thought, grinning like a wild man. 'I can't believe they are tlaking about this stuff right in front of us!' They were brought out of their musings bye Harley's next words.

"Huh?" Harley said, confused. "Tradiotnal?"

Whitney shrugged, "Something different, I guess." A huge yawn split her face. Which, of course, set Harley into a yawn right after her.

"I'm gonna go catch some z's." Harley said, and Whitney nodded.

"Me too." The inu youkai left the room with the neko following behind her. The brothers sat in silence for a few moments, until they felt quite awkward.

"Maybe This Sesshomaru should go to sleep as well." Sesshomaru stated, though he had no intentions of doing so. All he wanted at the moment was to be out of the tense room.

"Yeah," Inuyasha replied quickly, getting up and leaving even though he wasn't tired.

?With the Girls?

Whitney and Harley walked up the stairs, not really talking, but staying in a comfortable silence. Well that was until, "Hey, Har? Where did the guys go?"

Harley thought for a second, and then paled. "Uh...heh heh...they were...um...in the room with us while we...were ...uh..discussing..um yeah."

"Oh." Whitney answered, not seeing why her cousin was so shaky. Then in hit her. "Oh my god! We talked about all that right in front of them!"

"Yeah, we did." Harley whispered, depressed.

"Oh, well." Whitney sighed. "It's not like we can take it all back. We'll just have to deal with their teasings tomorrow."

"Yeah." Harley said, shking her head at how long the day was going to be tomorrow. "Well, see you in the morning." Harley said, making her way towards the bedroom Izayoi had assigned her. Whitney nodded and entered her own room, looking around to see a large bed, dresser, and bathroom.

"YAY!" She skipped over to her suitcase to unpack, placing her clothing in the dresser.

"Okay, now I'm bored." She added after putting everything in its proper place. "I guess I might as well take a bath."

?With Harley?

Harley opened her door to reveal a large room with all necessary items, and a balcony. She hung her clothes in the small closet.

"I wonder what to do now?" Harley asked herself. "I'm not really as tired as I thought. Oh well, I'm sure we'll have to wake up early tomorrow." She changed into her pajamas and climbed into bed, turning off the lamp on her nightstand.

Harley bet she had been lying there for about ten minutes efore she had to use the bathroom. 'Yep. As soon as I lay down, I have to get up. Fricken pain in the ass bladder.' She got up and padded to to the bathroom ajoining her room. It was beautiful, with a golden and silver design. The sink was silver, but the mirror's trim was gold. The bathtub was seprate from the shower and was silver, while the shower was painted gold. 'Wow. Rich people are good at decorating...Wait Whitney will take offense to that. Nevermind. She doesn't have a fancy streak in her.' She snorted mentally and, out of habit, closed the door.

When she was done in the bathroom, Harley silently walked to her bed. She lifted up the comforter and slipped in. She was almost asleep, when the bed started shaking. At first it was just a couple of small movements, that only caused her to yelp in surprise. Then it started to shake violently, and almost lifted of the floor. She was immediatly reminded of the movie The Exorcist and started to scream, hiss, and yowl intot he night.

"AGHHHH! Someone help! It's the devil! He's gonna get me and make me kill all of you!" She screamed her claws digging into the sheets. "AGHHHHH! He-e-e-e-lp!"

Suddenly the bed went still, and she instantly stopped making any sound. Harley looked was shaking and wasn't sure if she wanted to move. but she decided that she would rather die, seeing her attacker.

She slowly climbed of the bed, and nelt down, with the grace of the feline that she was. She peered under the bed to be me with amber eyes. "AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She fell back on her butt, and used her hands and feet to move back against the door.

Harley tried to put up a string front. "Y-you better leave! M-my cousin is n-next door and she'll b-be coming any m-minute!"

She was met with laughter. "Did you see your face! Priceless!" A gruff voice stated. Harley's eyes narrowed at the recognition of the voice. "And your cousin can't hear you, Har. I put up a silent spell." Inuyasha crawled out from under the bed. His face red from laughter, and his eyes shining with mirth.

?With Whitney?

Whitney stepped into the bubble bath she had prepared herself with a sigh. She was not the type of person who took many baths, and this wasn't as relaxing as it was boring for her.

After about ten minutes of soaking, she decided to get out, but was jolted from her thoughts when she heard a strange noise coming from her room. It sounded like a window fluttering open. Must be the wind she thought. Then she heard a different, more pronounced noise, the jingling of the door handle.

Now Whitney was scared. She ducked under the water up to her nose, peeking around the curtain.

"H-Harley, is that you?" She asked nervously, knowing quite well that her cousin would knock before going into a bathroom. That's when she heard it. She heard Harley scream from the room over, though she couldn't distinguish the words. Now she was really scared.

Suddenly, the door opened with a slow creak, revealing...none other than...(Hey look at all the dots)...(they look like ants)...(hmm..this seems vaguley familiar)...(okay Im done)...Sesshomaru! (ha thought it was Naraku didn't you!)

"AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Whitney yelled.

Sesshomaru clasped his hands over his ears, in order to block out the scream. "Quiet, bitch. You are giving This Sesshomaru a head ache!"

"Bitch!" Whitney growled, standing up and glaring. (uh-oh) "Don't you dare call me that you fucking asshole! What the hell are you doing?"

She went unanswered as Sesshomaru stared at her. "What the hell you looking at, pretty boy?" She looked down at herself and, "Eeeeeeeeeeep!" She dove for a towel and put it on. She turned to him, her face red. "You don't have to stare ya know! And you have a little drool on your chin." she pointed at the designated spot.

"This Sesshomaru does not drool." He said, turning away so she couldn't see him wipe his chin clean.

"Whatever, Perv! You fucking Hentai! I'm so gonna rip your eyes out!" Whitney yelled, chasing Sesshomaru out of her room and into the hallway.

?With Harley?

"I...am...going...to...kill...you!" Harley said slowly and emphasized. Inuyasha gulped at her tone.

"C-come on, Har, it's just a game...you get us, we get you...heh heh." Inuyasha stuttered out. Harley walked over to him with clenched fists.

"I'll give you to the count of three...one...two...THREE!" She started after the hanyou, who had already made it to the door. Harley tackled him, and they tumbled out into the hallway.

?In the Hallway?

As Harley and Inuyasha rolled in the hall, banging against the wall, Whitney circled Sesshomaru. He was in a fighitng stance, but he was smirking. 'Probably thinking about seeing me naked! Fucking, Hentai!' "So, Sesshm any last words?" whitney said, her fangs glinting in the dimly lit hallway.

"Does This Sesshomaru get a last request?" He said, tilting his head slightly.

"Fine, but make it snappy. I'll hav eto take a bath after I rip your guts out." She sighed, in dissapointment. "And I just got clean."

"Stupid, Dog!" Harley yelled angrily. She punched in the guit, need him in the back, yanked on his ears. "I'm so going to kill you! Stupid, stupid, stupid, dog!" She hit his head with every 'stupid' she yelled.

"AHH! Harley! It was justa joke!" Inuyasha whinpered. But Harley ignore him and continued to beat the crap out of Inuyasha.

"This Sesshomaru wishes for you to lose the towel." He said eyeing the know that tied the towel together.

"WHAT! You fucking hentai!" She grabbed his arm and flipped him over, leaning over him and whispering. "I am going to make you pay for soming into my bathroom, Sesshomaru."

"Technicaly, it is mine." He said, not wavering in his amusing glint of his eyes.

"Why you-" Whitney growled, but was cut off when she was suddenly flipped on to her own back, and straddled by a very amused and quite happy inu-youkai.

"Why me, what, Whitney?" he cooed into her ear. "What are you going to do to me? I don't see you moving any time soon."

"Oh yes I wi-" she was cut off by an "Ooof!"

She craned her head back as far as she could to see Inuyasha, once again, on Harley with him hoding her hands above her head, and him using his body weight to hold her legs down. Much like her position, except her hands were pinned at her sides.

"Let me up, Inuyasha." Harley hissed. "So I can kill you."

"Now, now, Harley." Inuyasha whispered. "You wouldn't really do such a thing would you?"

"Do what?" a loud voice said, and the lights came on. THey revealed a avery confused InuTahio. (Dun Dun Dun)

"Er..." Sesshomaru said.

"Eh..." Inuyasha added.

"Um..." Harley replied.

"Uh..." Whitney stated. (Very intelligent, aren't we?)

"What's the ruckus in-oh my." Izayoi stepped into the room, immediately cut off her sentence at the scene before her. Her sons were straddling those two nice girls!

"What do you think you're doing?" Izayoi said sternly, while InuTashio held in laughter.

"It isn't what it looks like, mom!" Inuyasha said quickly. Apparently he didn't realize he was still on top of the neko, and still had her arms tightly grasped in his.

"Okay that's it! You two are grounded!" Izayoi yelled, glaring daggers at the two boys, especially poor Inuyasha.

"This Sesshomaru did nothing." Sesshomaru said casually. He immediately dropped the 'superior' act when the mother's narrowed gaze was turned upon him.

"Two weeks! I thought I raised you better than this! And WHAT are you still doing on them!" She exclaimed. The brothers jumped off quickly, but the girls kept on the floor.

"To your rooms, all of you! NOW!" She demanded in that motherly way. The four gulped and did as they were told, scurrying off in seperate directions.

A/N...That was soooo funny! and me (whitney) the hentai, am so proud of myself. And har agrees dont ya har? Yes, yes i do. It was so funny.

Whit: You guys seem to like straddling us...

Har: And pinning our bodies against yours...

Inu and Sessh: So?

Har: SO!

Whit: So! What we mean is that you guys are doing it on perpose!

Inu: Er...

Sessh: Darn, you caught This Sesshomaru!

Har: Sesshomaru said darn!

Whit: Wow! Sessh is learning knew words every day!

Inu: Go, big bro!

Sessh: Go, Sessh. Its my birthday, We're gonna party like its my birthday.

Whit and Inu: o.0

Har: Now I know your a fag! HAHA!

Sessh: Oh, but it's okay when YOU do it!

Whit: Yes, because we are FEMALE!

Har: Remember in the AIM covo he said his name was Maru?

Whit: YEAH! And that means female demon!

Inu: My bro admitted hes a girl! YAY!

Sessh: Shutup, Insolent fools!

Whit: You didn't deny it...

Har: You ARE gay! I'm going to make fun of you for the REST of your life!

Inu: NOOOOOOOOO! Wait...you arent attracted to me... are you?

Sessh: This Sesshomaru is not attracted to any male. Especially the likes of you, half-breed.

Whit: HEY! That's my word!

Sessh: I said it first!

Whit: Nuh-uh!

Sessh: Uh-huh!
Har: Babies...

Inu: YEAH! Now your a baby and a FAG!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru will kill you

Har: I'll protect him!

Sessh: Shutup, Feline!

Whit: YEAH!

Inu: Aww you protecting your Fluffy-kins!

Har: Awwwww

Whit: Shutup!

Sessh: We are going to kill you now!

Sessh and Whit chase Har and Inu around.

Har and Inu: I think this a good time to end it! REVIEW!

Sessh: Lets kill them first!

Whit: YEAH!

Sessh and Whit kill Har and Inu

Whit: Uhhh...it seems awful quiet without them..im bored

Sessh: I know a way of having some fun!

Whit: Hentai! OKAY!

Har:Whitney!

Whit: AGHHHHHH! Sessh! Save me from the ghost!

Inu: We're not ghosts! Those were claypots like Kikyo

Whit and Sessh: Ohhhhhhhhh

Sessh: Perhaps it is time that we review. This Sesshomaru is bored!

Whit: Me too!

Har: Ditto!

Inu: FINE!

Har, Inu, Whit, Sessh: REVIEW!

Sessh and Inu: Time to play!

Har and Whit: AGHHHHHHHHH!