Our Screwed Up Lives

Chapter 15: Sessh shows his hentai side!

The girls woke up the next morning, forgetting about the night's... activities. Whitney and Harley bounced down the steps, giggling and laughing at a joke Harley made. "And then poof the gay guys gone!" Whitney started laughing. "I can't believe you knew that joke! I never thought you knew that one!" Then she paused on the her decendings. "I have one!"

"Yeah, but I bet mine is funnier!" Harley said playfully.

"We'll see about that..." Whitney said. They were unaware that the whole Takomi family, Rin included, was listening to their coversation. "Okay. There were three guys on a beach. The Arab was lying there when all of a sudden his pinky started beeping. The guys were like cool! You have a beeper in your finger. Then the Japanese guy's leg started ringing and they were like cool! You have a phone in your leg. Then the American walked off for about ten minutes or so and came back with toilet paper hanging out his butt and said, 'I just got a fax.'" (We just made fun of ourselves! Actually Whitney did. She hates our country! Whit: Do not! Har: Uh-huh...Go red white and blue! Whit: Pa-lease!)

Harley instantly started giggling, but that was drowned out by the laughing and slight giggles from the kitchen around the corner. The girls walked in and stared wide eyed. "Did you guys hear us?" Harley said suspicously. "Eavesdroppers! That's the last time I have a personal conversation in this house." She grumbled.

Whitney shook her head and was about to say something when Sesshomaru spoke up. "Like the coversation you had in the living room? That was a most interesting subject for you to speak of. Especially in our presence."

Whitney's mouth dropped open and her eyes widened impossibly. Harley's face went beet red, and if you happened to look below her pajama shorts you could see it went all the way to her ankles. Whitney was the first to break out of their stupor. "Heh..heh. Er...Uh...You should have said something! I forgot you were sitting right there." She huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.

Inuyasha just had to butt in..."All the better for us. We now have what three things against you guys?"

"And some welcome information, little brother. We musn't forget how much this information is worth." Sesshomaru said with an amused arch of his eyebrow.

The rest of the Takomi looked on in utter confusion. Harley was about to retort when Rin said, "Who are these pretty ladies?" She looked toward Sesshomaru, her idol, expactantly.

Whitney and Harley blushed and turned away from the guy's eyes. Inuyasha was the one to speak up this time. "That's Harley-" he pointed to the neko. "-and that's-"

"That's Whitney-"Sesshomaru cut in, waving his hand at the inu. "They are cousins Rin." Rin just nodded and giggled.

"COOL!" Rin chirped, unkowingly hurting the youkai and hanyou's ears. "You can sit next to me and mama." She pointed to the seats. Unfortunately, there was only one seat left so Whitney hurriedly took it. Harley mentally thanked Whitney.

.:Thanks, your so much better at playing with kids:.

.:Fine by me! Besides, there's only one seat left. MWAHAHAHAHA:.

Harley flinched and looked across to where the last seat was. Her eyes widened...The only seat left was right between the inu brothers! Harley growled low in her throat towards her cousin, but walked over as if nothing had happened. As she sat down she glanced at the two beside her. Sesshomaru was just staring at his bare plate, while Inuyasha was shoveling food from every bowl and platter into his plate. Except, of course, the dish of fruit and veggies.

InuTashio seemed to have the same habits as his younger son because he was doing the exact same thing. Except his was done in a more graceful manner. But Harley could see the hungry look in his eyes, and for once, it was for food! She was brought out of her musings when Inuyasha said, "Are ya gonna eat or are ya gonna stare."

"Shut up, Inuyasha." Whitney said. "I was in a conversation and then your annoying little voice happened to pop in my head." She ignored Inuyasha flipping her the bird and went back to giggling with Rin. Harley had to hide her giggles in her sleeve. She watched as InuTashio just stared at Whitney and Izayoi just giggled.

Inuyasha grumbled something about ugly bitches and Harley elbowed him with the blunt end of her butter knife. "Listen for once! And you'll see that she is about to embarass the crap out of herself." She whispered at him after delving into Whitney's thoughts when seeing an evil glint.

She glanced at Sesshomaru to see if he was watching, and to her amusement, he was staring at Whitney as if he wanted to eat her up. But if Harley had been paying attention to the hanyou to the left of her, she would have seen the exact same look in his eyes.

Aftre only a few seconds of waiting, Whitney's plan went into action. "Rin, watch this." She whispered into the little human's ear. She reached across her plate and grabbed two baby carrots. She then turned away from the girl, not realizing that everyone else was watching as well. When Whitney turned around she had her hand over her mouth. She bent real close to Rin and bared her orange fangs...Wait?...orange fangs?...er... She then said in a very deep Dracula voice, "I vant to suck your vlood." She then bit down on her neck.

Rin instantly fell into giggles and then hysterics. She fell to the floor holding her stomach. After a few minutes she was ready to stand up. That was until Whitney bent over her, carrots still in place, and said, "Rin, you okay?" Rin fell back into laughter.

Both her and Whitney were unaware that InuTashio had his head ducked and fangs piercing his lower lip to keep from laughing. Izayoi had hidden her laughter by pushing her face into her husbands shoulder. Harley was just outright laughing, along with Inuyasha. Sesshomaru, on the other hand, was only chuckling lightly. (Stupid cold bastard! Sessh: Bitch and Puss! Har: Freaker! Whit: The word is fucker Harley. Say it with me, Fuck-er. Har: Freaker.)

Whitney finally glanced up when Inuyasha snorted. (He snorts! Inu: HEY!) Her eyes were wide and her mouth agape, and the carrots stood out like a bug on a windshield.

"W-whitney, you a-a-amaze me with how well you c-can embarass yourself!" Harley wheezed out with difficulty. Inuyasha was unable to do anything but laugh.

"That was...quite amusing," Sesshomaru said, trying to keep a straight face.

Izayoi smiled warmly. "Where in the world did you learn something like that?" She shook her head in a bemused way.

Whitney shrugged, (carrots still in her mouth) "I made it up." She said simply. The table burst into another round of laughter. "WHAT!" (A/N: I smell cold hotdog...&looks at Whitney& Whit: So what, I'm eating a hotdog, ya gotta problem with that!)

InuTashio, still trying and failing to hide his laughter, pointed at his fangs. Whitney FINALLY got the hint, and blushed, taking the carrots out of her mouth, then ate them quickly.

After the table quieted, there was an awkward silence. Until Rin broke it by saying, "DO IT AGAIN!" Whitney hesitated.

"I dunno..." Whitney said, trying to avoid Rin's infamous puppy-dog eyes.

"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?" Rin said in a sad tone.

"Somebody help me out over here!" Whitney whispered. Harley raised her eyebrows.

"You got yourself into this mess, you get yourself out." She stated with amusement. Whitney snarled at her cousin.

"Don't we have to go do something guys?" Whitney pleaded with her eyes at the two inu youkai brothers. Inuyasha shook his head 'no', while Sesshomaru came to her rescue.

"Rin, why don't you play dress-up with Jaken? He has been smelling quite disagreeable lately, so you can put flowers in his hair." Sesshomaru bargained with his youngest sibling.

"Or where his hair should be..." Inuyasha added. Rin nodded excitedly.

"Really?" She asked hopefully. At Sesshomaru's nod, she leapt up from her seat, racing to the servant's quarters. Sesshomaru sighed as Rin ran out of the room. Jaken would be extremely angry now...this made the inu youkai smirk in content.

"I'm full!" Whitney said, pushing her chair back and glancing towards Harley.

"Me too," Harley stated, standing up. "Thank you for the meal, Mrs. Takomi."

"Yeah, thank you." Whitney added.

"It was no problem, girls." Izayoi smiled. "Besides, Whitney has already provided the entertainment for this morning." Again, the inu cousin blushed as the girls bowed respectfully.

"Thanks for the chow mom." Inuyasha said, following the neko and inu's leads.

"The meal was satisfactory." Sesshomaru commented flatly as the four teenagers made their way out of the dining room.

"Sooooooooo...what do we do now?" Harley asked, looking at the others expectantly.

"How should I know?" Inuyasha retorted. Harley narrowed her eyes at the hanyou that stood beside her, angered by his blunt remark.

"Well you are the host, so you should know!" Harley said in a 'I-am-so-much-smarter-than-you-and-one-day-I-will-rule-the-world-and-you-will-be-my-slave-so-ha!' voice. Inuyasha noticed her 'I-am-so-much-smarter-than-you-and-one-day-I-will-rule-the-world-and-you-will-be-my-slave-so-ha!' tone and look, and grumbled something about stupid bitchy cats who think they're the best thing on Kami's green earth.

Sesshomaru glared at the two and turned his head to see Whitney running up the stairs. He distinctly heard "Stupid cat arguing with the half breed. And the cold bastard, laughing at me! They will pay. Oh yes they will pay...dearly." he thought he heard a giggle afterwards, but shook his head, dismissing the idea.

"I am the best thing on Kami's green earth. Well at least to you anyways." Harley said, avoiding his eyes. "Well, Whitney thinks so. She says that I should go out with you and kiss you and hug you. But that's not my thing. So I don't think so." She glanced at his gaping mouth and wide eyes. (like this 0o0..he looks like a clown! Especially in that gaudy red outfit! Har: I like that outfit. Sessh and Whit: You would. Har and Inu: And what is that supposed to mean. Sessh and Whit: Nothin') Then she darted past him, and completely ignored Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru took one look at his little brother and smirked evilly. "I think the feline has a liking towards you, Inuyasha. I feel sorry for her."

A yell came floating down the stairs. "Shut up, MARU!" He could easily tell it was the feline, Harley.

"Good one Har!" Whitney yelled back. Then he heard, "I know!"

"Shut up, Fluffy!" Inuyasha growled. Then he raised his voice. "Well, I feel bad for the bitch! I can see, feel, and smell her attraction to you Fluffy-butt!"

Sesshomaru had just enough time to move out of the way of a very pissed, embarrassed and angry inu demoness. "INUYASHA! I'm going to kill you!" Whitney yelled, running down the stairs.

"Why is everyone wanting to kill me!" Inuyasha wailed as Whitney chased him around the couch.

Harley appeared next to Sesshomaru, "Oh, my God don't kill Inu!"

That gave Whitney pause as she stopped to giggle. "I love that sh-" Inuyasha had run into her while she had stood there. Apparently, the inu-hanyou didn't see the demoness stop and kept on running around the couch.

"Get off me!" Whitney yelled. And surprisingly her face did not turn red. "I'm going to rip your ears off!"

"NO! I like his ears!" Harley yelled. Her hand instantly went to her mouth after she realized what she said. "Oops."

Whiney glared at Harley as she stood up, and said "Then fricken ask him out already. Every one is waiting for you to ask him out so our lives can continue! KAMI!"

Harley gasped and her right eye began to twitch. "WHITNEY!"

"Gotta go." Whitney said. The couch was once again the center of cat and mouse. Well...cat chasing dog, but we won't get technical. "Harley! I was just playing. If you don't have the guts to ask him out, I'll do it for you!"

Harley hissed and went faster. "I'm going to kill you, Whitney! I'll tell Jordan that he can have your Naruto mangas, 'cause you won't need them in the afterlife!"

"AGHHH!" Whitney yelled as she once again was forced to the ground. "What is up with me and the ground? We gotta stop meeting like this!" She talked to the floor.

Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looked on as the girls struggled with pinning the other on the ground. Harley seemed really pissed, not to mention embarrassed. And Whitney was only making it worse. "Let me go so I can ask him out for you!"

"You're digging a hole that you can't get out of, bitch!" Harley growled into the back of Whitney's head. Who seemed to finally be subdued. Her face was being pressed into the floor, and Harley was on her back, using her tail to hold Whitney's down. Her hands were currently holding Whitney's hands, and her weight was being used to hold her legs still. She could hear Whitney mumbling something like, "You know, you could make a great date by not saying anything and just sitting there. Hmmm..." She was talking to the floor.

Harley couldn't help but giggle as she hears the words. Whitney was TRYING to ignore Harley's body, by occupying herself with the floor. This unfortunately, gave Whitney the time to switch positions. In a matter of seconds, Harley was under her, her tail between her legs, and Whitney's swishing wildly through the air. "Now, listen to me!" Whitney growled. Although there was a very happy smile on her face.

"I don't have to!" Harley hissed defiantly.

"You don't have a choice, feline." 'Damn I spend to much with Sessh. Wait! Did I just call him Sessh? And Harley called Inuyasha Inu! Yep! We are hooked. Stupid inu guys always...DAMN...GRRR!' She was brought out of her thoughts when she felt a tug on her captives hands. 'Oh yeah...heh heh..Harley was sitting there..he he!' "Now listen to me. Inuyasha likes you, you like him. End of story! Ask him out, kiss him, whatever! I don't care. Just fricken ask him out!" She paused to see Harley's cherry red face. "Better yet. Inuyasha can ask you out. Inuyasha-a-a-a-a-a!"

Whitney hopped up and slowly walked towards Inuyasha, who was too preoccupied thinking over her screams and yells to hear her. Harley to the rescue! "Inuyasha look out!" She yelled. Inuyasha looked up to see Whitney staring at him critically. "Uh-oh. Not again!" He was about to run when Harley got a plan.

"Oh, Whitne-e-e-ey, I wouldn't do that if I were you." Harley said in a sing-song voice. Whitney gave her cousin a suspicious look. That evil, conniving little brat is planning something...

"Oh, yeah, and why is that?" Whitney asked in a mocking tone.

"Because...I have...your...(I'm stealing Whitney's creepy, annoying dotty thingy-ma-bobs)...(nope, this isn't the end)...(this is more fun then I thought)...(I have to do this in One Mission)...(maybe I should stop now)...(nah)...(I'm sure you are tired of these)...(Whitney says I'm worse than her)...(what do you think?)...diary!"

(commercial break, Har is using the bathroom, and I'm thirsty...be back in a few!)

Whitney's jaw dropped. "You...read...my...diary..." She said in shock.

"Oh, how the tables have turned..." Harley grinned wickedly in triumph. "Not only have I read it, I have it, right...here." Harley pulled the small journal out of her jeans pocket. (The diary is small and the pockets are big, work with us here!)

"Give me that!" Whitney grabbed at the book, but Harley pulled it away quickly, a very cat-like smirk crossing her features.

"Not so fast! I think Sesshomaru would like to hear some of this!" Harley ran around the two boys while flipping towards a marked page, the whole time with Whitney chasing after her.

"You marked the pages of my diary! You MARKED the pages of my diary! YOU MARKED THE PAGES OF MY DIARY!" Whitney screamed, never ceasing the pursuit of the thieving feline.

"Uh, we get it now Whitney." Inuyasha remarked, earning a glare from the pissed girl.

"This Sesshomaru would like to see the diary." Sesshomaru mentioned.

Harley finally found the page she was looking for, and recited. "'Today Sesshomaru was so freaking hot! I just want to kiss him all day long...I wonder how good of a kisser he is? I remember that Hiten was just okay...no passion there. Of course, I've never Frenched anyone before, but Sesshomaru would be a good first. I'm not a whore like Kikyo and Kagura, so I haven't gone further than a chaste kiss. But I guess I can make an exception for Sesshomaru...oh my gosh, I just wrote that down! Bad Whitney, bad! I shouldn't think these things...oh well, that doesn't mean I can't dream tonight...' Remember writing that Whitney?" Harley said, smiling at the redder than red youkai.

"Harley, trust just flew out the window. It went 'bye Whitney!' Now it leaves anger. I'm going to choke you to death! Or better yet, I'll get REVENGE!" Whitney declared.

Inuyasha just stood there with his jaw hanging open, while Sesshomaru looked...(ya wanna know?)...(ya really wanna know?)...(ya really really wanna know?)...surprised, yet slightly pleased.

Whitney didn't dare look over at them, so instead she stared daggers at Harley. Then an evil grin split across her face. "Harley...I have finally found a way to use this delightful information I learned last Saturday!"

Harley backed away. "Huh?"

Whitney shook her head and waved her hand at Harley as if she were telling a really good joke. "You know what I'm talking about. You know the night you were moaning Inuyasha's name in you sleep. Something about get back here and finish or something. I dunno. But it seemed real intense. Like a very bad dream. Naughty, naughty Harley! I never thought you would dream such things." She waved her finger in her friends face.

This time it was Harley whose face turned red. But this was red from anger, not embarressment. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!" she yelled angrily.

Whitney smirked, still avoiding the inu brothers faces. "I didn't have to. I heard you in my room. I wonder if Jordan could hear you? Hmm...possibilities." The next thing Whitney knew, she was on the ground being strangled by her cousin.

"I...am...going...to...slowly...choke...the...life...out...of...you!" Harley hissed.

Sesshomaru quickly came to Whitney's rescue, pulling the furious neko off of her. "Let me at her! Let me at her! I'll kill her!" Harley snapped.

"This Sesshomaru will not allow the bitch to be pummeled." Sesshomaru said blankly.

"Er...pancakes?" Inuyasha said, trying to change the subject. Of course, it didn't work.

"Pancakes? PANCAKES! You just heard everything she said, and all you can talk about are fucking pancakes!" Harley exploded on the hanyou, who cowered in front of her.

"Heh, heh...I like pancakes..." Inuyasha stuttered out. That was it. The end of the line. You see, Harley has a very, very short temper. Maybe that's why she cannot stand little kids...who really knows? But if you think you've seen her angry, you've got another thing coming.

"Okay, this is someone's fault. And I know who it is! SESSHOMARU!" Harley screamed.

"That was unexpected." Whitney and Inuyasha said simultaneously. "Good luck, Sesshomaru." Whitney patted the doomed inu youkai on the shoulder before backing far far away, dragging a still-stunned Inuyasha with her.

"Me? What did This Sesshomaru do?" Sesshomaru was also in a bit of shock.

"If you hadn't have made Whitney fall for you, then I wouldn't have to be standing here listening to Whitney get revenge on me! Die Sesshomaru!" Conveniently, the Takomi parents walked in at 'Die Sesshomaru!', but kept their prescence unknown. Harley pounced on the unsuspecting inu demon, tackling him to the floor in anger. This surprised everyone in the room. No one had EVER been able to bring Sesshomaru down before. (This was a Kodak moment.) Sesshomaru struggled with the neko for several minutes before regaining his footing. He stood up, flinging Harley over his back and into Inuyasha, who landed on the floor with a thump.

"Take your feline, little brother." Sesshomaru said coldly. Whitney just burst into laughter at her cousin being flung into Inuyasha, both of which were now standing and glaring at Sesshomaru. Harley looked ready to attack again when InuTashio decided to intervine.

"What's going on here? Why are you attacking my eldest son? And why did Sesshomaru call you Inuyasha's feline? Why is she laughing? Why am I asking these questions when I know I can just get Izayoi to make you answer?" InuTashio said, ending with a glance at his mate. (Dun Dun Dun)

The teenagers all hopped up and stood straight at that. Inuyasha started first, trying to save his sorry ass. "Er...we were teasing each other, yeah that's it."

InuTashio shook his head. "My son, you are doomed."

Izayoi stepped out in front of him, her hands on her hips. A flash of lightniing sounded in the window. (DUN DUN DUN) "I want a full explanation. NOW!" Her aura flashed angrily red, while her eyes danced with an inner fire.

Whitney decided that she didn't want to get yelled at even more so she readied herself to tell the story. "Okay. It started with Sesshomaru. It's all his fault." Sesshomaru gave warning growl. "Okay! I was just playing. You know, lighten up the mood." 'Tough crowd.' "It started with Inuyasha saying something about Harley thinking she was the best thing on earth, and then something about her saying yeah and being the best to him. Then SESSHOMARU had to go and say something about her likeing him and being sorry for her." She glared lightly at him, but smiled to show she was playing. "So, Harley called him Maru, and I said good one. Then Inuyasha had to go and say something about smelling my attraction to Sesshomaru. Er...Uh...you know what I'll just skip that part. Well I got mad at Har 'cuz she won't tell Inuyasha she likes him and he found out which made her mad. Then she pulled out my diary and read a passage, of which I will not repeat, and so I said something that made her mad and yeah she blamed it on Sesshomaru." She sighed in relief at telling her story. She looked at the three next to her to see them nodding in agreement. Well, Sesshomaru only nodded once.

"Uh...okay...just keep your teenage hormones under control in this house...wait, strike that, anywhere you go!" Izayoi said strictly. InuTashio just shook his head, muttering something about teenagers.

As soon as the parental advisory was gone, the three fell into silence.

"So, you like Sesshomaru, huh? It's good to know the fag has a lover. Wait, that sounds wrong..." Inuyasha said. (Nice one, Inu) Whitney glared at him.

"I don't have to answer that." Whitney replied. "Besides, you're one to talk."

"I like to move it, move it, I like to move it, move it, you like to...move it!" Sesshomaru danced around. (It shouldn't be this easy to imagine him dancing to that song!) Whitney, Inuyasha, and Harley gave him a weird look. "What? I was just lightening the mood? And don't tell me you didn't like it, bitch. You wanna see me move it, don't cha?"

"Shut up you dick with legs!" Whitney retorted.

"So you've noticed?" Sesshomaru inquired playfully. Whitney's jaw dropped.

"NO! I...er...don't look...I mean...not that way...GRRRRR!" Whitney became frustrated, pulling at her hair in anger. "You are such a hentai!"

"Wow, I never knew Sesshomaru was like that. I mean, he used to sit upstairs in his room all alone, but I never knew he was such a pervert." Inuyasha remarked.

"Um, that implies one of four things, or all of them...A) Sesshomaru listens to 'Move It' all day long. B) He reads porn magazines. C) He watches porn. D) He...er...ya know...the guy thing...yeah..." Harley explained. Inuyasha turned red and nodded.

"Or E) All of the above." Sesshomaru smirked.

"What the fuck!" Whitney said loudly, Sesshomaru winked at her.

"Images! IMAGES! Get them out!" Inuyasha grabbed his head and squeezed his eyes shut.

"AHHHHHHH!-Wait, does he even have anything down there?" Harley questioned. Inuyasha stopped his screaming to ponder this as well.

"This Sesshomaru has plenty!" Sesshomaru snapped. Whitney's eyes twitched and she looked stunned.

"Well...er...that was blunt there..." Whitney said bluntly. Sesshomaru growled in annoyance.

"I am a blunt demon, bitch." Sesshomaru said coldly.

"Don't call me a bitch!" Whitney yelled at him, anger blazing in her eyes.

"But you are a bitch, bitch." Sesshomaru replied.

"Well, Whit, technically you are a bitch." Harley giggled. "I love that word!"

Inuyasha tilted his head in confusion, "I for one like the word 'fuck'. For example: I am very fucking confused that Harley likes the word bitch, even though she's a fucking cat."

"Shut up, bitch." Harley commented casually.

"Did you just call me a fucking bitch!" Inuyasha growled.

"No, I called you a bitch, not a fucking bitch, bitch."

"Don't call me a fucking bitch you fucking cat! I am not a fucking girl!" Inuyasha snarled.

"Whatever, bitch." Harley yawned.

"I said not to call me a bitch! What the hell is wrong with you!" Whitney said in exasperation.

"Nothing is wrong with This Sesshomaru, bitchy bitch bitch." Sesshomaru taunted.

"Oooh! Cold bastard, hentai! Go back to your room and do whatever you do in there!" Whitney said pointing at the stairs.

"Only if you join This Sesshomaru." He paused at her wide eyes. "Do not be afraid." He whispered, holding out his hand.

Whitney stared at him for a second and then said, "What kind of crack you smokin' Sesshomaru?"

"It's my mating season." He said with a simple shrug.

"Okay, Whitney girl," Whitney said slowly. "If you get past him you can get to your room and lock the door. And never come out!"

"I AM NOT A FUCKING BITCH YOU MOTHER-FUCKING, ASS-CHEWING, PANSY-ASS CAT!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Ass-chewing? Where did that bitching come from, bitch?" Harley asked.

"Out of the fucking blue you fucking puss!"

"Is that the best you can do, calling me a puss? Here I am calling you a bitch, and all you can come up with is my cousin's insult for me! I'm disappointed, bitch." Harley sighed.

"Oh, I can think about a whole fucking truckload of fucking words, you fucking fuckwit!" Inuyasha insulted.

Harley glared at him and said, "You are such a dumb-ass, BITCH!"

"What-fucking-ever, fuckhole."

Harley gasped. "Inuyasha! I can't believe you said that! Do you not know what that means!"

"Er..."

"Think, baka." Harley said.

"This Sesshomaru would like for you to run." He smirked and Whitney was reminded of the ritualistic chase.

"Uh, never mind!" Whitney said quickly.

"Hn. This Sesshomaru could find a way for you to run. It would not be that hard." He took a step forward, which Whitney took a step back. He smiled triumphantly.

"HARLEY!" Whitney whimpered. But she went unanswered. "Shit!"

"Run, bitch. You know you want to." Sesshomaru said, again taking a step, which Whitney automatically took a step back.

"This is so not fair!" Whitney said stomping her foot.

"What is not fair, little bitch?" Sesshomaru said, only slightly paying attention to what she was saying.

"You! I mean come on! How weird do you have to act! I knew one day you would break down, but not go all freaky-deaky on me!" She yelled waving her hands at him.

"Hn." Was his reply as he took another step closer.

"Stop, Sesshomaru! You don't want this! I don't want it!" Whitney yelled pointing at herslef.

"You know you do." Sesshomaru said, once again forcing Whitney to step back.

"Stop RIGHT now! Your only doing this because your freaked up on demon hormones!"

"Who says?"

"GRR...Asshole!" Whitney growled, again being forced back. "Okay, Sesshomaru, you left me no choice..."

"You have no choice." Sesshomaru snarled.

Inuyasha suddenly blushed and said, "Oh."

"YEAH, 'oh'!" Harley yelled. "You're so crude!"

"Whatever. You're the one who kept calling me a bitch." Inuyasha growled.

"Yeah, well...Grrr." Harley hissed.

"Uh-huh! Thought so!" Inuyasha said, smiling with male pride.

"Bitchin' Bastard!"

"It's not gonna fucking work!" Inuyasha said, unknowingly falling into her trap.

Harley smiled happily. "You ju-" She was cut off by a very loud and scared...

"MR. TAKOMI!" Whitney yelled, her eyes never leaving Sesshomaru's.

Sesshomaru stopped suddenly, and stared at her. Then he growled in annoyance. "Stupid, bitch. He cannot sa-"

"What is it? What's going on?" InuTashio said as he hopped from the top of the stairs to land in the middle of the group.

Harley and Inuyasha shrugged. "I dunno," they said together.

"Er...Mr.Takomi?" Came the very...um...dare I say...scared voice of Whitney. "Er...Sesshomaru is acting really weird. Er...he...uh...umm...suggested...stuff."

InuTashio's eyebrows shot into his hairline. "What exactly has he done?" He said, eyeing his angry son, who was glaring daggers at the female inu-youkai.

Inuyasha fell into laughter, remembering what his older brother did. "He was dancing! To a song called 'Move it'!" He held his stomach as he fell into another fit of laughter.

Harley decided to join in as well. "He was hitting on Whitney in like, the most vulgar ways." Her eyes widened, showing her disbelief at the situation.

InuTashio turned to Whitney. "What exactly did he say?"

Whitney turned red. "Don't make me repeat it! Please!"

"You must."

She sighed exasperatedly. "Fine. He said some stuff about me running and him being in mating season. He also said something about me going in his room. Okay! That's it! No more detail!"

"Stupid, BITCH!" Sesshomaru growled. (DUN DUN DUN) "We will finish this later. Not to much later."

Whitney whimpered. "I wanna go home!"

InuTashio shook his head, in slight amusement and wonderment. 'Well, guess my heir finally knows what it's like to lose control. Heh heh.' "Come, son. We must get you away from the female."

Sesshomaru growled. "No."

InuTashio sighed. "So be it." Whitney and Harley paled. Then InuTahsio grabbed a hold of the very pissed off Sesshomaru, and proceeded to drag him to the other wing of the house.

"Well, that was awkward." Inuyasha stated, obviously.

"Er...yeah...uh...lets just go and start on the project." Harley grabbed Whitney's wrist and Inuyasha's hand, and pulled them to the roof.

A/N..That was long! And very disturbing. It was long because Harley was gone in Texas, YA'LL, for a week. And it was disturbing becuase I have a slight hentai mind.

Har: Sesshomaru's the biggest perv ever!

Mir: Have you forgotten about me!

Whit: Is that possible?

Mir: And why is it that I am not in your story save a small tidbit?

Har: Er...don't worry, you'll be in the next one!

Mir: I should hope so. I have yet to meet you two lovely ladies in the story. Will one of you two consider bearing my children?

Inu and Sessh: NO THEY WON'T!

Whit: Oooh, jealousy

Sessh: This Sesshomaru is not jealous!

Har: Ya right, and my gramma is Einstein! Nothin against ya, G!

Inu: G!

Har: Ya, homeskillet biscuit!

Inu: Food?

Whit: Nevermind.

Sessh: As I said before, monk, she will not bear your children

Inu: And Har wont either!

Mir: Er...Sango dear! (Miroku is gone)

Whit: Well now that that's out of the way...what the frick was up with you? Are you on crack?

Inu and Har: YEAH!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru does not do drugs, and neither should you. Be cool, stay in school.

Inu: What the fuck was that crap-load?

Har: Yeah, I agree with the bitch.

Inu: I told you not to call me that!

Whit: Sessh is for school! What else could be wrong with the guy?

Inu: Oh, plenty of things, like-

Sessh: I got paid fifty bucks to say that, so shut it!

Har: Oh, whoop-de-freakin-doo!

Whit: Ya, it's fifty bucks

Inu: Tightwad

Sessh: I am intelligent

Har: Whatever

Whit: And thats why he couldn't control himself-?

Sessh: It was not This Sesshomaru's fault.

Inu and Har: Su-u-u-re.

Whit: Whatever. As long as that shit don't happen in real life, or in the story for that matter, I don't care.

Har: It did happen in the story! BAKA!

Whit: I meant THAT!

Inu and Har: Oh...

Whit: Yeah 'oh'

Sessh: It has happened before...

Har, Whit and Inu: Huh? What has?

Sessh: (Rolls eyes) THAT, stupid. You two were doing it last night,

Har: WHAT! How do you know?

Sessh: Smell yourself and you can see.

Har and Whit (sniff)

Whit: Ewww...I smell him on you...that's gross. IMAGES! AGHH! ARGH! GAH! GET EM OUT!

Har: Oh shut up! Anyways, Sesshomaru is all over you, so you can't talk.

Sessh: That is true

Whit: You're supposed to be on MY side!

Inu: Why the hell should he be on your side, cause ya do smell like the fucking bastard

Sessh (Growl)

Whit and Har: UGH! Just shut up! Both of you!

Whit: And you (points to reader) REVIEW!

Har: Or I'll tackle you like I did Sesshomaru!