Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 17: PEEPING TOMS!
The girls were awake, and after a large breakfast, they decided to help Izayoi with the dishes. It wasn't like the Takomis couldn't afford a dishwasher, but Izayoi said she 'didn't trust those machines, and could handle housework by herself'.
"Thanks for your help, girls." Izayoi said gratefully, placing the last plate in its holder.
"No problem, Mrs. T." Whitney smiled. Izayoi perked up as she remembered something.
"Are you two still willing to go shopping with me? I'm sure your project can wait till later..." Izayoi said hopefully.
"We'd never turn down an invitation to shop!" Harley exclaimed cheerfully.
"Great! I'll just have to go get Jaken to drive us, and borrow some credit cards from InuTashio, of course." The mother ran off to find her husband, who, with his demon ears, had heard their conversation and hidden behind a vase at the mention of 'borrow some credit cards from InuTashio, of course'.
"Let's go get our purses." Harley remarked to Whitney as Izayoi chased InuTashio in the background. Whitney nodded and they headed up the stairs. They also changed into some tennis shoes, knowing that 'power shopping' was not something to be taken lightly. Once they had arrived downstairs, they saw something they would never forget. InuTashio was strapped to a chair, and looked utterly defeated, while Izayoi scavenged through his walet.
"Okay girls, let's go!" Izayoi said brightly, and they left, leaving a disgruntled father muttering about cruel wives.
The girls got in the car, with Jaken as the driver, again. Seeing Jaken made the girls remember their visit to their condo.
?FlashBack?
Harley walked up to the door, and used her key to unlock it, without a backward glance, she stepped into her and Whitney's home. Inuaysha followed closley behind, then Sesshomaru, with Whitney bringing up the rear. When she stepped into the house, she had to cover nose with her hand. The dog demons behind her, who had a slightly superior smell to her own, covered their noses with their hands and clothes. Well, Whitney and Inuyasha did, Sesshomaru just wrinkled his nose. (Pathetic)
"Eww... the place smells weird!" Whitney said.
Harley nodded grimly. "What is it?"
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looked at each other, and nodded slightly. The girls were indeed innocent. They didn't know the smell of arousal.
"It doesn't even smell like us!" Whitney said, walking into the house and taking another sniff. She quickly placed her hand back over her nose. "In fact, it smells like Jordan and Ashli."
Harley nodded after taking another whiff as well. "It does, but it's different. More earthy, and heavy. What is it?"
Inuyasha couldn't help it. It was just to funny, and he couldn't wait to see their faces. "It's their arousal."
"Their what?" The girls said together.
Sesshomaru sighed. "Their arousal. You know the feeling you get when you want to ingage in s-"
"AGHH! Shut the fuck up!" Whitney yelled, holding her head. "Mental images!"
"We know what it is, Maru." Harley hissed. She delved into Whitney's thoughts to see if she really was having images. She was blasted with a picture of a very er... half-naked Sesshomaru. "Whitney! What the hell you thinking! You freakin weirdo! That has nothing to do with Jordan or Ashli!"
Whitney paled. "Er... uhh... It's not my fault. They just appeared okay! They pop in my head whenever somebody mentions that stuff! It's not like I welcome those things!"
Harley shook her head. "I think you do. In fact, I bet you do it all the time all on your own. Tsk, tsk. Never knew my own cousin was such a horny-dog."
"HEY!" Inuyasha yelled. "I take that as an insult!"
Sesshomaru had to contain himself from rolling his eyes. "You would."
"What exactly is that supposed to mean?" Whitney and Inuyasha yelled.
Harley shrugged her shoulders. "Nothing. Nothing except the fact that my own cousin is picturing half-naked men, while my hanyou friend here pictures naked women!"
Inuyasha blanked while Whitney blushed. Unfortunately for her, another image popped up in her head. But, luckily, Harley didn't join into her thoughts. "Shut up, cat!" Inuyasha yelled.
"YEAH! Stay out of my head! Those are my thoughts, and I will have them whenever I want! So nah!" Whitney stuck her tounge out at her cousin.
"We-" Harley started.
"Will you guys shut the hell up!" Jordan yelled from the hallway. "I have to work a midnight shift and I need my sleep!"
Whitney growled while Harley huffed. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha however, smirked. "Why would you need to sleep? You are a demon. You would not need such rest, unless you involved yourself in... strenuous activities." Sesshomaru said, with a cold and bland voice.
"What the fuck you talking about?" Jordan said, confusion written all over his face.
"We can smell it. Your arousal is everywhere in this place. It stinks." Inuaysha shrugged his shoulders.
"HUH!" Ashli yelled, walking in behind Jordan. "Arousal? What the hell you creeps talking about! I am not aroused!"
"Er..." Harley replied.
"Umm..." Whitney responded.
"Than what is that disgusting smell?" Sesshomaru stated matter-of-factly.
"YEAH!" Inuyasha yelled indifferentley.
Jordan sighed. "Do you really want to know?" Whitney and Harley nodded. "Adam and his girlfriend Kasandra were over. They called saying they would be over, and we left to get something to eat. We left the door unlocked, and they were here about an hour by themselves. Happy?"
Whitney glared. "NO! Why does it smell like you then? HUH?"
Ashli paled. "Err...possibly because... well... I'mattractedtoJordan!" She yelled it out in one breath.
"Huh?"
"I'm attracted to Jordan. Happy now?" She turned around and marched into her room, slamming the door.
"Hn." Was the only reply to that, and by Sesshomaru. (Who else would say 'Hn'?)
Harley fell out of her shocked state before Whitney so she asked the question that was burning in her and her cousin's minds. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING LETTING THEM HAVE SEX IN OUR HOUSE? YOU FREKAING BARBARIAN! OH, LETS GO TO HAR AND WHIT'S HOUSE AND HAVE A GOOD BANG SINCE THEY'RE NOT HOME!"
?Flashback Ends?
Needless to say, it all went downhill from there. Jordan wouldn't stop glaring at the Takomi brothers, while they stayed close to the girls, and the girls kept glaring at Jordan as they gave him the silent treatment until he apologized. Whitney thought it was a good start to a very comprimising relationship, and said so. She was immediately bombarded with. "Hell NO!" "We will see." "Stop being a friggin optimist!"
Anyways, back to the present day. Jaken's driving to the mall was a small adventure in itself, seeing as he is probably the WORST driver on the face of the planet. I mean, he is only about two feet tall, so he can't see over the steering wheel and can barely reach the pedals. The only reason he is able to drive half as well as a drunk man is the fact that Myouga, an old flea demon servant, sits on the dashboard and tells when to turn, stop, and not kill an elderly woman crossing the street. Unfortunately, that has happened before. So, as they ran over their fifth armadillo that week, the girls were fearing for their lives. Izayoi, on the other hand, seemed totally comfortable, and even happy that Jaken had only killed several beings today.
Upon reaching the mall, the three women climbed out of the limosine, the two younger ones stumbling around dizzily before regaining their balance.
"Well, Jaken, you may go where you please now. We will be busy for quite a while." Izayoi demanded calmly.
"Yes, ma'am." Jaken did a small bow, while Myouga hopped out of the car and joined the small band of girls, hiding in Harley's purse. Unbeknownst to Izayoi, Harley, and Whitney, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru had sent Myouga to spy on them. Well, actually, Inuyasha had sent him, but Sesshomaru had nodded his head. Inside the purse, Myouga settled himself quite comfortably on a cell phone and perked his ears up (if he even has any).
When the three females got into the store, they stopped for a second, looking around and wondering what store to hit first. When their eyes landed on a store called 'Baker's Shoe store' (Nope we don't own them) they all grinned. They ran into the store, trying on different high heels, and giggling at some of the odd colored and decorated ones. Whitney and Harley were surprised to see Izayoi laughing like them. It was like she was eighteen. They were happy though, so they didn't say anything. One hour, and six pairs of shoes later, not to mention a bump from where Harley bopped Whitney on the head with a shoe, and they were heading to the next store.
However, before they could reach a store, a delicious smell wafted through the youkai's nostrils. "Pretzels." They muttered together. Izayoi somehow heard them, and beamed at them, dragging them to the food court.
After their pretzels the three females decided to check out the lingerie store. "Victoria Secret!" (nope don't own it, I have a bra from there though.. Whitney is typing right now... so Whit: HI Y'all!) Whitney exclaimed giggling. Harley smiled at her cousin, she always seemed to get bubbly when she was just around girls. It was quite funny actually. Almost as funny as the images Whitney had yesterday.
Izayoi smiled warmly and began to walk with the girls to the said store. When they got in, all the girls dived for the section they were destined to be in. Izayoi went to the make up and powder section, Whitney went to the bra and night gown section, while Harley went to the underwear section. (HA HA HAR! I made you go and get panties! He he... I said panties!)
Izayoi and Harley were having a pretty enjoyable time when all of a sudden they heard a very feminine squeal. "I have to have this!" Harley and Izayoi jogged to the bra section to find Whitney looking at an all purple, barely any coverage, lacy, backless, night gown. "It so kawaii!"
"Er... Whitney? Isn't that a bit, ummm... revealing?" Harley stuttered.
"No. It's not much different from when I sleep in my bra and underwear. And you know, I do that all the time. My tail is just so suffocating..." Whitney mumbled the last sentence, eyes averting back to the gown. "Besides, it's my favorite color."
Izayoi smiled a shaky smile. She could just imagine one of her sons walking in on the girl while she walked around in the thing. But she did have to admit, that it was cute. Maybe she could find one in red?
Harley nodded absentmindedly, her eyes just caught onle just like Whitney's, except for it was pink. "Ohh... maybe I'll get one too." She grabbed it and went to try it on. It was very fitting and showed off her curves. NOT THAT SHE WOULD SHOW ANYONE! But she liked it, and decided to buy it. When she got out of the changing room, she noticed that Whitney had already bought one, and so had Izayoi, who was admiring her red lacy night gown.
Harley bought the gown, paying with her credit card, and walked out of the store giggling about how funny it would be to see InuTashio's face when he saw Izayoi in her new attire. "So, what store should we hit next?" Harley said happily. She noticed Whitney eyeing a store called "Animaxis" (Nope don't own it) She sighed, Whitney would want to get her the new Kingdom Hearts (Nope dont own it, but I wish I owned his shoes!) game. 'Oh joy! More Playstation games!' She smiled warmly though. "Go ahead, Whit. We'll wait outside." Whitney grinned and ran into the store saying 'Kingdom Hearts here I come!'
Whitney ran into the store heading right to the games section. She scanned the wall, looking for the game she wanted. When she got to the K's she noticed the slot being empty. "Grr... just my luck." She walked up to the counter, and noticed someone familiar behind it. "Mariska? Is that you?"
The said girl looked up, and paled. "H-hey, Whit. Long time no see."
"It is you! What are you doing here? I thought you were becoming an actress using your dad's company connections." Whitney said, although deep inside she was smirking. She never liked this girl, but she endured her. She was a freind of Ash and Har's, so that made her a friend of hers.
"W-well, they said I should get out in the real world, for my look you know? So here I am." Mariska said, looking forelorn. Whitney could tell it was a lie. She was being two faced again. 'Two face is back again!' She thought.
"Oh, that's cool. I hope everything works out for you." She smiled. "Anyways, I was wondering if you had any 'Kingdom Hearts Two' in stock?"
Mariska smirked. "Still being weird as usual, Whit? I would have thought you would have given up being different by now."
Whitney glared, but kept her mouth shut. (That's almost impossible for me to do!) "Yeah, well, old habit's die hard. I'll just come back another time."
"You should really stop doing such odd things, Whit. They will ruin your reputation." Mariska smiled warmly. But Whitney could see the stress lines, showing that the smile was indeed not a genuine one.
"I'll keep that in mind." She called cheerily as she walked out the door. "Fucking, bitch. I knew there was a reason I hated her."
"My goodness, Whitney! You swear like a sailor!" Izayoi exclaimed, her hand over her mouth.
Whitney blushed sheepishly. "Sorry, Mrs. Takomi. I only do so under deress."
Izayoi smiled, and nodded her head. "So what is troubling you, dear?"
Whitney grimaced. "I saw an old friend. Her name is Mariska. She just so happened to mention that I should give up playing video games. The little..." She trailed off, stopping herself from swearing.
Harley sighed. Just what she needed. One of Whitney's unkown enemies to grace her life. Yep, life looked like it would be eventful. She smiled warmly though. "What's she doing in there? She the cashier or something." She mocked in sarcasm.
"Actually yeah. She didn't tell me the truth about why she is, but yeah that's what she's doing." Whitney shrugged her shoulders.
Harley's mouth went agape in mock surprise. "How did I know this would happen? I must be psychic."
Whitney laughed. "Wow, I can't believe it! How about you get your own tv show, and I'll be your co-host?"
"Oh yes! It can be called, 'How To Predict A Failure In The Making'," Harley giggled. Izayoi just shook her head in mild amusement. Meanwhile, inside Harley's purse...
"Geeze those two are loud!" Myouga said to himself. "But they are pretty funny. No wonder my Lords are interested in them."
The little flea demon then proceeded to invade Harley's privacy. "Hmm, bubble gum? Ooh, it's strawbeary, my favorite!" Myouga exclaimed, eating the piece that was larger than him. Next, he used his mighty flea strength to open Harley's cell phone.
"Phew! I'm beat!" Myouga flopped down on the three button. 'Beep!'
"What was that?" Harley broke off from her laughter when she heard her cell phone.
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! I must not be seen!" Myouga looked around frantically before hiding himself inside a mint tin.
"I think it was your cell phone." Whitney remarked. Harley nodded, reaching inside her bag.
Myouga felt the purse shake violently. (Remember, he's a flea, so violent would be a little jiggle.) "Earthquake! I'm gonna die! Wah!"
"Okay, now I know I heard a little voice." Harley said, glaring suspiciously at her purse. Whitney nodded.
"Me too. I hope its not a leprechaun! Harley, you know how I am with leprechauns!" Whitney gulped. Izayoi gave her a confused look.
"Whitney, leprechauns aren't real! Now go to your happy place." Harley instructed. Whitney curled into a fetal position, sucking on her thumb. Harley reached around in her purse, placing each item she grabbed on a nearby bench, until Izayoi decided to chime in on whatever Whitney was blubbering about. "Err.. What's wrong with her?"
Harley looked towards her as she dug in her purse, "Ever since she watched the movie 'The Leprechaun' she's been afraid of them. She also had a dream that this tiny little leprechaun in all green decided to kill her with a huge knife, and she couldn't get away. She's been like this since she was six. I think it's funny." She finally pulled out her phone and looked at it. The number three was on her screen as if someone was dialing it.
Myouga was happy for her hand to finally leave his sanctuary, but unbeknownst to him, Harley had felt the bump in her empty mint can, and knew that something was in there. She ignored it however, well she seemed to ignore it. She placed the phone back in her purse, purposely placing a pen between it to keep it open. When she was done she turned to Whitney.
Whitney was still in her fetal position, sucking on her thumb, mumbling something like, "Don't let the green guy get me! It's a leprechaun! And it's so little, but it carries a huge knife!" Harley walked over to her, and noticed that Whitney was giggling a little. She smirked, knowing that Whitney's plan was working. "Come on, Whit. The leprechaun is gone. He won't get you."
Whitney looked around frantically, almost laughing at the weird way people were staring at her, and parents dragging their kids away shielding their eyes. "A-are y-you sure? Y-you sure he won't chop me up?"
Harley also almost laughed at Whitney's acting skills. She knew that "Little Pig" play in eighth grade would pay off! "I'm sure. Now come on." She hauled Whitney to her feet, and dragged her to the gaping Izayoi. "She's alright now. But I don't think you should mention this to anyone, they might use it against her." Unfortunately, she wasn't aware of a little flea talking to his Lord, relaying every detail... or was she?
"Okay, dear. How about we raid one more store, and then go home?" Izayoi smiled warmly. "How about that weapon store over there? I was thinking of getting a new bow..."
Harley and Whitney gasped. They had no idea Izayoi used a weapon. Although, they weren't as surprised as they should be. We mean, the woman tied the great InuTashio to a chair for Kami's sake! Needless to say, the girls nodded eagerly. "Let's go!" The three girls ran to the nearest weapon store. It was called "Shogun Weapons Dojo." (Don't own it) Fitting name if I say so myself.
The girls wandered through the halls marveling at the bows, cross bows, seighs, maces, throwing stars, kamas, fans, war hammers, battle axes. You name it they have it. Izayoi made her way to the bow section, marveling at a five and a half foot, silver bow with dragons on it facing a sun. Harley darted to the long aisle of ninja stars. A box of two thousand, chrome colored, stars, that were as sharp as raisers, and flew like the wind caught her wandering eye. Whitney dashed to a pair of one foot and a half long seighs. They had lilac tint to the hilt with dark red trim, and seemed to glisten like the sun.
Whitney and Harley swooned over the magnificent weapons. They grabbed their destined items, and ran to the the counter. However, before they reached it, a row of centimeter thin, six inches long, and glistening chrome colored throwing knives caught their eyes. They were as sharp as razors, and could fly through a person like butter.
Harley and Whitney each grabbed pack of fifteen hundred, and raced to the counter, both trying to get there before the other. Harley happened to be there first and stuck her tounge out at Whitney, who surprisingly only glared. After paying the 1,150 for her items she sauntered to the side of the counter, waiting for the others. Whitney paid 825 for her items, and then stood by the counter with Harley, waiting for Izayoi.
The Lady of the West proudly walked up to the desk, steadily holding her treausre in her hand. "This is a fine bow." The clerk had green hair that was tied in a low pony tail, that reached his lower back. His eyes were a deep brown, alomst black. He had a single dot at the corner of each eye to indicate his youaki markings. "Are you sure some pretty little thing like you can handle it?" Whitney and Harley growled, but went silent when Izayoi held up her hand.
"I can handle it just fine. I have been using a bow since I was young. It will be in good hands." Izayoi said kindly, but Whitney could see the slight twitch of her eye, indicating that she was annoyed. The stupid clerk narrowed his eyes at the women.
"Somehow I doubt that a simple human female could handle a weapon at all, let alone a bow like this..."
Whitney and Harley wasted no time in pouncing on the guy. Harley forced him to the ground, while Whitney brought her face inches from the demon's face. Myouga almost screamed at the jostling he was getting. "You better watch your mouth, you slimeball. You are speaking to the Lady of the West." Whitney snarled into the poor youkai's face.
Harley hissed. "And I don't think that Lord InuTashio would like to find out that his wife was made to be less by some pitiful youkai."
The said youkai flinched and began to sweat. He nodded dumbly, and stood up only after the girls had jumped back over the counter, picking up their discarded boxes of their precious weapons. After their little outburst, the demon was more than happy to give Izayoi the bow, saying he would pay for it himelf, and placing the cash in the register right before their eyes.
Whitney growled as they waited outside the mall for Jaken. "What is wrong with that little toad? We called him ten minutes ago!" She yelled impatiently.
Just then, their limousine screeched to a halt before them. Jaken ran out of the driver's seat, huffing and puffing, and opened the door for them.
"Took ya long enough." Harley growled. Jaken sweatdropped.
"Sorry ma'ams, but Jaken ran over a cat on the highway and-" the toad youkai started to defend himself, but Harley was out of the car in a flash and holding the green thing up by its throat.
"You...ran...over...a...WHAT!" She hissed angrily.
"I meant a turtle! Yes, I ran over a turtle! Please don't kill me!" Jaken gasped.
"Liar! Run over anything else and you'll be roadkill!" Harley dropped Jaken on his head, and climbed into the limo angrily.
"What was that all about?" Izayoi asked. Whitney shrugged.
"She's a bit overprotective of her species." Was the inu youkai's response.
When they made it back to the house, Myouga sighed. He made a mental note to never harm a cat, and to stay away from Harley when she was mad. "The things I have to go through...geez it was getting hot in that purse! Can't she air it out! Whoo." Myouga grumbled, accidentally stepping on the six button on the phone. He froze momentarily, but relaxed when he realized she hadn't heard...or had she?
As the three...er, four if you count Myouga, walked in the door, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were attempting to get their father out of the chair Izayoi bound him to without killing him. You see, Izayoi was in girl scouts, and she could tie one mean knot. Apparently, she tied it to tight, and now Inuyasha was trying to use Iron Reaver Soul Stealer on the ropes, but InuTashio was running away (still tied to the chair) in fear that his youngest son would miss.
When Harley and Whitney walked into the room, they stood in shock. Their eyes followed the frantic InuTashio who was being chased by an angry Inuyasha. "Come on, old man! I can do it! Just hold still!"
"No way! My son, you have gone insane if you think I'll alllow you to do that." InuTahsio said over his shoulder. Sesshomaru was on the rather large sofa, enjoying the scene that played before his golden eyes.
"Well... this is something unexpected. I thought you would have gotten him out of them by now..." Izayoi said, giving her boxes to Jaken.
InuTahsio and Inuyasha halted at her voice and turned around. "Hey mom!" was Inuyasha's cheery reply.
InuTashio however, flinched and said, "H-hey, honey. You think you could untie these things? They are cutting off my blood flow." Whitney and Harley couldn't control it any longer. They fell to the ground laughing their asses off. Whitney was on all fours, while Harley rolled around clutching her stomach.
"Oh, my GOD!" Whitney gasped. "That is the funniest thing I have EVER seen in my whole life!" She once again fell into hysterics.
"I know!" Harley exclaimed. "InuTashio runnning around tied to a chair! And then add Inuyasha into the mix saying 'hold still'! KAMI! That is too funny!" She rolled on the ground some more, before finally stopping to gather some air into her deprived lungs. As she stood up, she noticed Whitney already standing, but with a hand over her mouth, trying to surpress her giggles.
Izayoi sighed exasperatedley. "Come on. I'll do it upstairs. I have to put away my things." She walked up the stairs, Jaken following with her things, and InuTashio trailing behind in all his trapped glory. His face however, was set in a very determined look, and his chin was held high.
'Damn! He still looks intimmidating with a chair strapped to his ass!' The girls unknowingly thought together.
As their demon hearing picked up the sounds of the door closing, the girls turned to the inu brothers, smiling warmly. "So how was your day?" Harley said conversationally.
Inuyasha shrugged. "It was alright. About the only thing that went wrong today was some hellcat walking in our yard. But I let Ah-Un take care of it..." In a flash Inuyasha was up against the wall, being held up by his throat. Harley's eyes were tinted a dark purple, almost red, as her grip tightened. She didn't say anything however, because she was busy trying to contain her inner youkai. Two cat's in one day was enough to make smoke blow out her ears.
"The half breed will never learn. Inuyasha no baka." Whitney mocked, shaking her head in mild disgust and high amusement.
"Yes, my little brother is rather stupid, is he not?" Sesshomaru drawled out in a bored tone. Then his eyes met Whitney's. "You know what I saw today? I saw a little green guy run into your room. I could of sworn he had a knife."
To his utter shock, Whitney didn't even flinch. "Huh? Little green guy with a knife. You must still be high on mating hormones, Sessh. Your seeing things." She began to walk away, when she decided to grab Harley's things as well. She walked by Harley and said. "Put him down, Har. You don't want to hurt the guy... yet."
After a few seconds, Inuyasha was slumping to the ground, face a little red, and neck slightly punctured, but nothing big. "Don't you ever hurt a cat again, Inuyasha. You know what they say, 'a cat's revenge lasts seven generations'..." Harley ran up the stairs giggling with Whitney.
The guys stared at each other in shock. The reaction to Harley's teasing was somewhat expected, but Whitney just stood there and even insulted Sesshomaru when the leprechauns were mentioned. Something was not right. The boys silently agreed to see what ws going on, and just as silently began to walk up the stairs. When they got there, however, they realized that the demonesses' scents only led to Harley's room. They followed the mesmorizing scents, and stood out Harley's door, that was open just a few inches. "Stupid, jerks." Whitney grumbled. "How stupid do they have to be, to send someone in your purse to spy on us? And why would they spy on us?"
Harley shrugged as she pulled out her ninja stars. "I don't know. But I do know, that that flea had better stay out of my things. Although, I think flinging my purse out the window wasn't necessary, Whit."
Whitney rolled her eyes and pulled our her seighs. "He had it comin'. We could have been talking about Kami know's what, and they would have heard it all. I mean, we could have been talking about how hot the guys are or something. I don't know about you, but I'm already peeved enough about Sesshomaru knowing I like him just a little." Sesshomaru blinked a few times at this statement, not willing to say or do anything.
Harley nodded. "Yeah, I guess your right. But I hope he doesn't get hurt. Oh, and one more thing... you didn't say one swear word in that whole sentence."
Whitney shrugged. "Well, since Inu-brat's mom had to go and make me feel all embarrassed about it, I decided to cut back. I'm not promising anything though. He'll be fine, and I'll just go and buy you a new purse. One even better." She giggled and then turned to the shopping bag labeled 'Victoria's Secret.' "Hey, Har. Why don't we try on our gowns? I didn't get to see your's and I didn't even try on mine."
Harley smiled. "Sure!" She reached in her bag and pulled out her pink gown. Inuyasha's mouth dropped open and his eye's flashed with lust, as he saw how revealing, and damned sexy, it was. Then Whitney pulled her purple version of the lacey garment, and hell almost broke loose. Sesshomaru's eyes flashed red, and he let out a very low, and predatory growl.
Luckily, for the guys anyways, the girls were to busy chatting to hear it. The guys watched as the girls began to tug on their clothing...
"Hey, girls, do you wanna try out our weapons?" Izayoi said, walking in to see her sons spying on the girls. Her face grew red with fury as the two boys failed to notice her prescence. She walked right behind them, grabbed one of each of their ears, and tugged mercilessly.
"Aww! What the fuck-?" Inuyasha yelped in pain, then noticed, to his horror, that his furious mother was the cause of his suffering.
"OW!" Sesshomaru glared at Izayoi as he grabbed his pointed, now throbbing ear.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! AND WATCH YOUR MOUTH!" Izayoi screamed in the youkai and hanyou's sensitive ears.
"It isn't what it looks like, mother!" Inuyasha said frantically, trying to look innocent.
"DON'T YOU DARE TRY THAT 'I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG' LOOK!" Izayoi was interrupted though, when the two imbecilic demonesses ran out of there room.
"Who's under attack!" Harley skidded to a stop before the three.
"What's going on!" Whitney asked frantically, joining her cousin. Apparently, they didn't notice that they were only half dressed. Unfortunately, everyone else did.
Harley was confused as to the shocked and somewhat wanton looks she and her cousin were recieving. "What?" Harley stated shrugging her shoulders.
"What are you looking at?" Whitney said, tilting her head to the side. Izayoi cleared her throat and pointed at their bodies. Whitney and Harley looked down. "AGHHHHHHHHH!" Harley was missing her shirt, while Whitney was misssing her jeans that she wore earlier! "AGHHHHHH!"
The girls turned around, and in less then a second the door was slammed in the inu brother's faces, as a shake went through the house, knocking bits of dust onto the Takomi brother's hair. They stood in shock until Izayoi remembered what she had witnessed. "INUTASHIO! Get over here right now!"
"What! What happened? Why did the house shake!" InuTashio exclaimed as he leapt up the stairs. Spotting his fuming wife and cowering sons, he sighed. "What'd you two do now?"
"YOUR sons were just PEEPING on those two girls while they were UNDRESSING!" Izayoi emphasized 'your' more than any other word.
InuTashio blinked a few times, his gaze switching from his angry wife, to his err... disturbed sons, and the door, which was barely letting out screams and yells, not to mention the distinct sound of china breaking.
Finally all the information sunk into the confused brain of InuTashio. "WHAT THE HELL! Do you have no honor? You do not PEEP on unsuspecting women!" InuTashio exclaimed, stepping closer to his sons, who stood their ground; knowing they could not get away. "I think I have a proper punishment for you."
He turned to the girls door. After a few seconds of listening in on the girls conversation, he decided to knock. "Girls, could you open the door?"
"NO! Those pigs are not putting their nasty eyes on any part of my body, clothed or not!" Harley hissed.
"I am not interested in seeing those ugly-ass faces!" Whitney snarled, and she hit the door with her fist. "Oops. I can pay for that."
InuTashio chuckled. "It is alright. You can repay me by opening the door." He heard the girls sigh and then the almost inaudible 'fine.'
The door opened to reveal a very red inu-youkai. "Yes?" She said, between her clenched teeth.
"Will you girls please join us out here for a moment or two?" InuTahsio asked politely. Whitney nodded and stomped past him and going down the hall, stopping ten feet away from the Takomi brothers. "I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully until your blood is stained on my hands." She whispered.
Harley walked out and stood next to her cousin, hissing at the brothers. "Let me help you, Whit. It will be fun."
InuTashio turned to the young teenagers, Izayoi standing next to him, arms crossed over her chest, and glaring at her 'sons'. "I have decided on your punishment. I will let the girls choose."
The boys flinched and shivered involuntarily. Whitney grinned evilly. "Let's castrate them!"
All three men flinched and paled, while the girls, Izayoi included, began to laugh maniacally. "I think that is a little drastic." InuTashio said, shivering slightly.
"Awww, man." Harley said pouting.
Whitney grumbled. "Oh, no little Sesshomarus and Inuyashas running around. The world would come to an end." She bit out sarcastically, making her calws glint in the light to catch the inu boys attention. "Fine. Umm... what do you think, Har? I wanna make them suffer. It's the third time he's seen me either half dressed or undressed, and he is so gonna pay for it all." She growled at Sesshoamru.
Izayoi, InuTashio, Harley, and Inuyasha looked at her confused. "Undresssed?" they said simultaneously.
Sesshomaru glared at her, silently telling her to keep her mouth shut. She smirked. "Oh, I thought I told ya, Har. The night we ended up in the hallway, he walked in on me taking a fricken bath! Baka no hentai!"
Everyone's eyes got wide, and to their utter amazement, Sesshomaru was like, lost in dreamland. "Er... Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha said, tapping his brother on the head. "You still there?" Sesshomaru growled, and in less than a second, Inuyasha was on the ground.
"Do not touch This Sesshomaru." Sesshomaru glared down at his brother and stepped back, leaning against the wall, crossing his arms in a lazy and bored manner.
InuTashio shook his head. "My sons are complete idiots. Anyways, what do you girls wish to do to them?"
Harley thought for a second and then snapped her fingers. "I got it. Why don't we use our new weapons?"
Izayoi thought it was a good idea. "Okay, how about you two face them in battle?"
Whitney and Harley went further down the hall and started whispering to each other. When they pulled a part, they high fived each other and jumped in the air. Then they bumped asses and jumped in the air again. The two inu brother's eyes widened at their rememberance the last time that happened.
?Flashback?
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha watched as the girls high fived and jumped in the air. "Go us! Go us! It's our birthday! Oh yeah!" They bumped asses and jumped in the air again.
"What the hell?" Inuyasha yelled, still pulling on the binds. "What the hell is going on?"
Sesshomaru grunted and stood straighter, he could tell that, like him, his brother was angry for not finishing what they started. "This Sesshomaru would like to know as well."
Harley huffed and glared at the inu borthers, Whitney just looked away and laughed. "Well duh!" Harley said, also giggling. "We decided to get revenge."
Whitney pulled herself together long enough to say, "Yeah! We just decided to do it in the most painful way. Sexual Attraction!"
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha growled. "How long will we stay like this?" Inuyasha said, trying to hold back the anger in his voice.
Harley shrugged. "Until we say the counter spell. Now, if you'll excuse us, I am hungry and we are going to eat. See ya, later." She waved at Inuyasha in a playful manner.
Whitney laughed and said. "Yeah. I'm hungry too. We'll come back in a bit. Buh Bye!" She blew a kiss in Sesshomaru's direction
?Flashback Ends?
Whitney and Harley walked towards the Takomi family, grinning wildly. "Okay, but under one condition." Harley said, holding up one delitcaly clawed hand. "We get to make a bet."
"What kind of bet?" Inuyasha said, both him and Sesshomaru sitting up sraighter.
"Simple. If we win, you have to say the whole report for Science. No help from us." Whitney said, her eyes flashing. "But if we lose..."
"You have to stay here for another week." Sesshoamru said, coldy, not looking at anyone of the people in the hall.
"WHAT!" Harley hissed and Whitney snarled. "No way!"
InuTashio started to laugh. "They do get to choose, girls. It is after all a bet..."
Izayoi smiled. The thought of the girls being there wasn't so bad. It was her hentai sons that bothered her. "How do you plan to do the battle?"
"Well, we could do it so that if one loses, they have to stay, and the other goes home. BUT, we are allowed to visit." Whitney said, stomping her foot. "Whenever we want."
InuTashio nodded, accepting the idea. He then turned to his sons. "Do you accept the terms?"
They both nodded, and turned to the smug girls. The boys smirked, they had no idea what they were getting into.
A/N... WOW! The next chapter is going to be great. Whit's bro Billy is going to help name the moves and stuff. Oh and the chapter is dedicated to him for helping us name all the weapons. THANKS BILLY!
Whit: I can't wait to fight Sessh! I'm going to kick his ass!
Har: I know! Inu is going down!
Billy: Do you really think you can beat them?
Whit: How'd you get in here?
Billy: The little leprechaun let me in...
Har: Yep, weirdness runs in the Cameron family...
Billy and Whit: Shut up!
Billy: And I'm not even related to her by blood so ha! Oh, and where the fuck are Sesshomaru and Inuyasha?
Whit and Har: We dunno
Billy: Idiots
Whit and Har: Shut up!
Billy: Make me!
Whit: Fine! I'll go burn your Playboy magazines!
Billy: NOOOOOOOO! Alright, I'm sorry. Damnit... Anyways... why don't you know where they are?
Whit: 'Cuz Keith took them.
Billy: Keith?
Whit: My muse
Billy: Okaayy
Har: Hey I was thinking about getting a muse... a girl tho...
Whit: REALLY! Keith's been looking for another muse to hang out with...
Har: Awww... now what should her name be?
Billy: I know... Shithead
Whit: What?
Har: Ah NO. My muse will be named Chula
Whit: I like it! Now off to find Keith! Ke-e-eith!
Keith: God damnit woman leave me alone. I have to find another muse to hang with...
Har: I have one! Chula!
Chula: Hey! What's up?
Whit, Billy and Keith: She looks like Sango.
Har: Duh! She's her reincarnation. 'Cuz she's awesome!
Chula: YEP! Now let's go get some ice cream! (Drags Keith away!)
Whit: Bye Keith! See ya in 'I Lost You Once But I WONT Lose You Again' They grow up so fast (wipes away tear)
Har: WAAAAAAAAAA!
Billy: Come on!
Har and Whit: Jerk!
Billy: Whatever, you guys are just a bunch of stupid bitches who-
Sessh and Inu: What did you just say!
Billy: What ya gonna do about it?
Whit and Har: He's dead!
(Billy's dead)
Whit: Oh my god! They killed Billy! Give me back my brother!
Inu and Sessh: He's not even your brother!
Whit: GRRRRRRRRRRR
Har: Where were you guys anyways?
Whit: Way to go off the subject Harley... but where were you?
Inu: No where...
Har: TELL ME!
Inu: NO!
Har: Tell me or else!
Inu: What ya gonna do?
Har: (smirk) No ramen.
Inu: okay ok-
Sessh: Do not tell!
Whit: Shut up, Lord Fluffy!
Sessh: What did you just call This Sesshomaru?
Whit: Lord Fluffy. Pretty fitting don't ya think?
Har: TELL ME INUYASHA!
Inu: Errr... I can't
Whit and Har: And why not?
Inu: Sesshomaru will hurt me
Whit: If he touches you I will hurt him
Sessh: (scoff) Like to see you try
Whit: there are many ways to cause pain Sesshomaru...
Har: What are you talking about?
Whit: (whisper in Harley's ear)
Har: Oh... he he!
Whit: Yep. Now tell me right now!
Sessh and Inu: NO!
Whit and Har: Fine! You guys are sleeping on the couches for the rest of the month, and you are not allowed in our rooms at all!
Sessh and Inu (wide eyed like this Inu 0.0 and this Sessh o.o)
Inu: FINE! We went to the strip club.
Har: Huh?
Sessh: Stupid big mouth.
Inu: Like you wanted to stay out their rooms for a month!
Sessh: Hn.
Whit: Whatever... you said the strip club?
Inu: Ye...
Har: Why?
Sessh: The obvious reason.
Har: You mean you dragged my boyfriend to look at naked guys?1
Whit: HA HA HA LOL! OH MY GOD! LOL!
Sessh: What? This Sesshomaru does not look at naked men.
Inu: YEAH!
Whit: Well you'll have to for now on...
Har: Yep
Sessh and Inu: Why?
Whit: After the fic, I'm moving on to my playthings Naraku and Kouga and Harley...
Har: Miroku is going to run away with me!
Sessh and Inu: WHAT!
Whit and Har: What?
Sessh and Inu: You know what.
Whit and Har: No we don't.
Sessh: Don't mock me women
Inu: Bitches.
Har: That's my word!
Inu: Feh
Whit: Whatever... I'm calling on an old buddy of mine
Har: Or both?
Whit: You got me!
Sessh: Oh no you don't
Har: Go Whit go!
Inu: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Whit: NAR-
Sessh: (glomps Whitney)
Har: Mir-
Inu: (glomps Harley)
Whit: ha ha!
Har: he he!
Sessh: What are you laughing at, bitch? You aren't getting anywhere and you aren't calling your playthings
Inu: Yeah, what's so damn funny!
Har: Weeeeeell
Whit: Ya see...
Inu and Sessh: WHAT!
Whit and Har: It was a joke!
Sessh and Inu: WHAT!
Whit: A joke. you know, 'Mr. I never laugh except when I go all freaky-deaky on demon hormones'
Har: Inu only laughs when he is possessed by that woman flea demon.
Inu: Whatever
Sessh: Bitch
Har: You can get off now...
Inu: No
Har: Now
Inu: I rather like it here...Ichigo
Har: Oh great... This is all your fault...
Whit: You didn't have to go along with it...
Sessh: So it was your idea, koi?
Whit: DAMNIT!
Sessh: HA HA!
Whit: Er... I wish Billy were here...wait he's dead! Bring him back! My dad will kill me if he finds out that my boyfriend killed my brother!
Sessh: fine (snaps fingers) Billy's back and he is running away)
Har: BYE BILLY!
Whit: Brother, DON'T LEAVE ME!
Sessh: Time to end this and move on to more important matters
Har: asshole
Whit: Bastards
Inu: Now now, Ichigo, you don't want to be mean to your mate
Har: Whatever
Whit: Just end the god damned story this is getting really long...
Sessh: Are you sure that you want me to do that, koi?
Whit: Harley?
Har: I have to go and get my bike so go away!
Inu: It can wait
Whit: GRRR! It's going to be dark soon!
Sessh: Fine, but you must come back and do another chapter...
Har and Whit: WE WILL, now go and REVIEW!
Sessh and Inu: OR DIE!