Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 18: The Duel for... the Evil Coconut
Harley and Whitney walked into the dojo, followed by Sesshomaru and Inuyasha. Inuyasha had a katana at his belt, against his red haori and ukatas. (Not sure if it is right but it's his pants okay!) Sesshomaru's haori was white with red sleeves with flowers into the design. His ukatas were also white, but they adorned a yellow and blue sash that reached his ankles. To make him seem intimidating, he wore chunky metal armor over his left shoulder, and his katana was without a sheath. It generated an enormous amount of evil aura.
Whitney walked to the right of the dojo, and pulled out her seighs from her own sash. Her outfit consisted of a one-sleeved, red tank top, with a golden neckline. There was a purple stripe that started at the base of the collar and went to the end of the shirt. It ended only an inch above her naval. The skirt went mid-thigh, and was all black, with flames adorning the hem. Her sash was red and black and reached her calves. Her feet were bare like Inuyasha's, except for straps that went to her knees and held a dagger in each.
Harley was wearing a pink and yellow shirt that ended inches above her naval. It held bell sleeves that reached her kness and flowed behind her as she walked. The pleated skirt ended mid-thigh, and was the color of daises. It had a bow-like sash that was bright pink in color. Tied to the sash was a yellow pouch. As she walked one could see black straps under her sleeves, that matched the ones ajoining her ankles and the outside of her thighs. She walked to the left of the dojo, Inuyasha trailing behind her.
InuTashio and Izayoi stood at the front of the dojo, next to him was Jaken who held one green flag in his right hand, and one red flag in his left. "The rules are as follows. You may not use mind powers, levitation, or project barriers. The winner will receive their reward, and the loser shall face what had earlier been decided. You will first bow." InuTashio said, gesturing to the teenagers on seperate sides of the rather large room. It was as big as three football fields, so it could accomodate them pretty well. Whitney bowed to Sesshomaru, bending at the waist, Sesshomaru almost only nodded his head, but caught himself, and bowed as deeply as she did. Harley bowed low, her hair falling over her shoulders and shielding her face from InuTashio and Izayoi.
"You are so dead Inuyasha." She whispered so only he could hear.
"Feh." He said as he bowed.
They all pulled up, Whitney and Harley pulling their hair up into messy buns at the same time. "You will start on my mark." InuTashio announced, his voice echoing around the room. "Wan... futatsu... mittsu!"
? Harley and Inu's battle?
Harley stood still and raised her fingers in front of her face, holding three stars between her fingers. Her legs were bent only slightly, as she watched Inuyasha charge towards her. Without a second thought she released her stars in his direction. One whizzed dangerously close to his right ear, while the other two went through the sleeves of his gaudy red, haori. "Watch where your throwing those things!" Inuyasha yelled, not stopping in his charge torwards Harley's being.
Harley smirked, but said nothing. She rolled as his sword swung where she had stood not seconds before. As she rolled up and backwards so she could face him as she stood, she threw four stars at him, one sticking into his right fore arm, and one going into his left thigh. He jumped back, and looked at his wounds, and then smirked. "Your gonna wish you hadn't done that." He said, smugly. "Kaza no Kizu!" He screamed, and four yellow flashes of power came surging towards Harley. Her eyes widened, before she flipped sideways, and landed only feet way from where the strike blasted into the wall.
"Are you trying to kill me!" Harley hissed angrily, throwing a dagger at his head. She knew he would dodge it, but she wanted to get her point across. He ducked easily, and sprang in the air, bring his sword down in a wide arch. He was surprised to see her not move at all, but before he could see his sword hit her shoulder like he wanted, a sword appeared in front of her face.
"What the!" Inuyasha said confused, at seeing her grab the sword and swing towards him. She brought the sword to his right side, but he blocked it easily. He caught her by the arm with his calws, bringing blood to his fingers. She flipped back and landed only ten feet away from him. He looked at her blood and then sucked his fingers clean. "Vampire!" Then he charged towards her, jumping in the air again. Harley sighed exasperated, he was doing the same move over and over again. She readied to block the large arch of his sword, only to have him kick her right side, and have her land on her back, with her sword feet away from her. With the sword out of her hands, it disappated. In less than a second, he was on top of her, his large sword at her neck.
?Whitney's annd Sessh's battle?
Whitney flipped back as InuTashio let out the word three. She wanted as much room as possible to start her incantation. As she flipped back she noticed Sesshomaru charging towards her. She had just enough time to land in the splits before the sword almost chopped her head off! She spun and tried to kick his feet out from under him. He, however, predicted her move, and jumped back twenty feet. She smirked at her chance and jumped up, her seighs crossed in front of her, framing her face. "Fukusha tomo tsuyoi kenpei." She glowed a bright green for only a split second before her eyes opened and focused on him. "Fuwafuwa hoippu!" A bright yellow light flew out of her right two main fingers and flew towards Sesshomaru.
Sesshoamru's eyes widened only slightly before he dodged the whip. The whip spun around and slashed him on the cheek. (Oops Sesshy got hurt! And on his pretty face! Sessh: Pretty! Whit: Gotta go!) He stopped and turned towards her, and brought his fingers to his cheek. As he pulled away his hand he looked at his crimson blood, he then flung his fingers, sending the blood splattering to the floor. He looked at her and then charged towards her, she flipped over him, only to have him jump up and reach her, using his sword to swing at her right side. She spun in the air, and used her seighs to block it. She had to use both hands, so he took the opportunity to do to her, what she did to him. He swiped two claws across the right side of her face. She hissed in slight pain, and brought her leg up and kicked off his chest, twirling to land only meters away. She looked at him angrily. "Jerk." He smirked slightly, well only enough for a little corner to lift up, and licked his fingers clean. "EWWWW! That's so gross!" He took the chance to flash before her inches from her face, and brought his claws to grab her neck.
He pulled her up so she was raised above his head, and she dropped her seighs to grab his wrist, but he didn't squeeze the air out of her. "Let me go!" Whitney squirmed and struggled. Her claws raked his skin, letting loose a little poison, just like his. He was surprised that she copied this ability as well, but ignored it for the time being. He didn't even wince in pain. "Cold, heartless bastard. You can't even feel pain." He squeezed a little tighter, so she couldn't speak any longer. She gasped and her struggles began anew. Her resistance was futile however, and so in the end, she ended up panting her tongue almost hanging out, as she moved her neck back to show submission.
? Battle scene over?
Jaken brought the scarlet flag down straight in front of him, indicating that both Takomi brothers had won the battle. InuTashio blew his whistle, announcing that the fight was over. Grudgingly, the boys let the girls go, Sesshomaru dropping Whitney as Inuyasha climbed off of Harley.
"Ha! We win." Inuyasha said triumphantly, returning Tetsaiga to its sheath.
Harley glared at her opponent. Apparently, she wasn't a good loser. "So! I would of won if I were able to use my mind powers! Anyways, I let you win." She huffed stubbornly.
"Yeah right."
"Does this mean we have to stay another week?" Whitney growled, upset at being defeated. "Must not swear, must not swear." She muttered.
"That was our agreement." Sesshomaru said blandly.
"Well, you guys had a pretty good fight." Izayoi smiled reassuringly.
"Yeah, right, we sucked." Harley growled. Whitney raised an eyebrow curiously. Unbeknownst to them, they were acting exactly like the inu brothers.
InuTashio shook his head. "You did lose, but you were fair in fighting. In all the times my eldest has fought, I have been the only one to touch him. You did well. And Harley, that was pretty amazing what you did with that sword."
"Yeah, yeah. Now we are stuck here, with the biggest hentais in Tokyo, for a week. My life could not get any wor-" Whitney exclaimed, but was cut off by Harley's hand.
"Don't jinx us!" She hissed into Whitney's ear. Whitney nodded and pushed herself away from Harley. "Anyways, that sword was called, Gaidansu, I'm able to do it because of my mother's blood. She had some strange powers..." Harley bent her head down, hiding her eyes. Whitney wrapped her up in a hug.
"It's okay, Har." She whispered into her cousin, and best friend's, ear. "We'll find a way to avenge her. I promise. No matter what, we will hunt down the one who did that to her. Your dad is as good as dead." Harley nodded. They both thought that they had spoken quietly, but Sesshomaru and Inuyasha heard every word she had said. To say they were surprised was an understatement. Their eyes widened, even Sesshomaru's (YAY!). They would have spoken if not for Whitney pulling away and turning to them.
"Since we have to stay, I am making a rule for you guys."
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow. "You can not order This Sesshomaru around in his household."
"Maybe not, but I can find many ways just to torture you if you don't comply." Whitney said, hands on her hips.
"And that is...?"
Whitney walked over to him and whispered into his ear. His eyes widened and he nodded his head. She whispered some more in his ear, and he flinched. She walked out of the dojo, giggling and smirking.
Harley noticed that she was alone with the Takomi family, and glanced around nervously. She smiled as she thought of an excuse to leave.
"Umm, wait, is that Whitney calling me? Yeah, I gotta go! See ya!" She ran off through the door.
"I didn't hear anything." Inuyasha said with a confused tilt of his head.
"You are such an idiot." Sesshomaru remarked, walking out of the dojo.
Harley walked hurriedly up the stairs, congratulating herself for her 'brilliant, flaw-proof' plan. She knocked lightly on her cousin's door before entering. She saw that Whitney was busy typing on her computer.
"Whatcha doin?" Harley asked, plopping down on the bed next to the inu youkai.
"Typing a new story." Whitney replied, not looking up from her work.
"On Cool. I still have to update 'One Mission', before someone kills me." Harley mentioned.
"Yeah! Meaning me! I'm still Whitney-colored gloop! Wait, what is Whitney-colored?" Whitney pondered, losing her train of thought.
"Use your imagination!" Harley laughed. Whitney closed her laptop with a click, and turned to face her cousin.
"So...what were you typing?" Harley asked with a curious look. Whitney sweatdropped.
"Uh...nothing...Just an update for 'Past Love and Memories'." She said quickly. Harley shrugged it off.
"What did you tell Sesshomaru to make him get all 'psycho' on us?" Harley inquired.
"Oh, that.." Whitney giggled. "Well the first thing I said was, 'Hey, Sessh, do you want me to lick every part of your body?' I have to admit his reaction was way unexpected. Then I said, 'If you look in on me again, I will take all your clothes off... and chop that dick of your's off with my own claws.' I think I got a pretty good reaction out of him."
"Oh my gosh, that is sooo funny! That baka actually believed you!" Harley lauhed. "You wouldn't do that, would you?" She suddenly turned serious.
"Of course I would!" Whitney replied. Harley looked shocked.
"WHAT!" The neko jumped up with a look of horror.
"Well, I mean, he IS hot..." Whitney shrugged.
"Whitney Ann Elizabeth Kyameron!" Harley scolded.
"I'm just kidding! Kami, get a sense of humor!" Whitney laughed at Harley's expression. Harley narrowed her eyes and punched her friend lightly.
Unknown to the two girls, Sesshomaru had heard the conversation. Well, most of it. Unfortunately, he had walked away after 'Whitney Ann Elizabeth Kyameron', with a smug look on his face.
Back in the room, Whitney sighed. "Hey, how about we go swimming? There's nothin' else to do."
"Sure! Let me go get my bathing suit." Harley squealed.
"Kay, just change in your room." Whitney said as the neko youkai ran out of the bedroom. She went over to her dresser and pulled out a bikini from the third drawer. It was a lilac halter top, with black trim. The bottoms were matching, with a black paw print charm on the side. After changing, she went downstairs to wait for her cousin. Harley was wearing a bikini top with horizontal stripes of different shades of pink. Her bottoms had an attached skirt, in hot pink.
"Okay, ready?" Whitney asked, jumping into the deep end. The pool was fourteen feet at the deepest, five at the shallowest. It was in-ground and indoor, and was absolutely huge! Harley was not as brave as her cousin, and walked hesitantly over to the water's edge. She glanced down skeptically.
"Okay, not gonna happen." Harley commented, wrinkling her nose. Whitney rolled her eyes. This happened every time they went swimming. Harley would get all excited to go swimming...until they actually reached the water.
"This Whitney demands that you get into the water!" Whitney impersonated the male inu youkai.
Harley giggled at her friends antics. "Feh!" She commented, playing along.
"Incolent fool! Get in!" Whitney ordered, pointing an accusing finger in her direction for effect.
"Make me, Fluffy-butt!" Harley continued with the charades. Whitney had to supress a smile.
"Grrr, that's it!" Whitney said in annoyance, tugging on Harley's tail and causing her to lose her balance and topple into the water. After regaining her ability to float, Harley glared daggers at Whitney.
"It's f-freezing in here!" Harley hissed.
"You'll get used to it after you've been in here for a few minutes!" Whitney commented. "Okay. Now, for the reason I brought you here. If Inuyasha asked you out on a date, would you go out with him?"
Harley gasped, forgetting the freezing water surrounding her, and turned to look her cousin in the eyes. "Huh?...Why do you ask? And why here?"
"Here because no one is around, and I ask because I think it's important. Now would you?" Whitney asked, all playfull antics forgotten.
"Er... if I answered truthfully, would you be angry?" Harley said, swimming a little further from Whitney.
"No. I just want to know..."
"Okay. I think I would... but it's not like it-" she was cut off by a very loud 'YAY!'
"YAY!" Whitney yelled, hugging her cousin. "I knew you liked him, I was just waiting for you to admit it! You should ask him out, Har. I have a feeling he'd say yes in a heart beat."
"I don't think so... you know how nervous I get." Harley said hesitantly. "I can barely manage around him now!"
Whitney giggled. "Then I will find away for him to ask you out... don't worry, I won't do anything to embarrass ya!" 'If i can help it...'
Harley just sighed, knowing that Whitney would probably tie her to a chair and gag her to get her way. 'I would just wind up like poor InuTashio.' "Fine. Just don't embarrass me...or him. Or else!"
Whitney nodded and splashed her friend. "I won't."
"So...now that we've gotten past that...do you like Sesshomaru?" Harley questioned. Whitney froze a little.
"Eh?" Whitney asked in confusion. "What do you mean?"
"C'mon, you can tell me! I just told you I liked Inuyasha, so you better tell me the truth!" Harley yelled demandingly.
"UGH! Fine! I like that heartless bastard...a little!" Whitney admitted, her cheeks flushing crimson. Harley grinned.
"I knew it! Why don't you date him?" Harley asked.
"I'm waiting for him! That's why I'm gonna try to get Inuyasha to ask you out! You know it's all about dominancy, it just wouldn't be right for me to ask Sessh out..." Whitney exclaimed.
"Yeah, but I'm gonna make Sesshomaru get the hint." Harley smiled as she splashed Whitney, ducking under the water to swim to the opposite end of the pool.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were hiding in a...strange place. So they were able to overhear the girl's conversation, they had hidden among the fake palm trees, their heads disguised as coconuts. Of course it was Inuyasha's idea, and Sesshomaru was becoming angry after realizing his head was stuck in a fake coconut. The brothers had no time to react to the cousin's words, for the next thing heard was...
"Whitney, since when do coconuts have dog ears?" Harley tilted her head in thought.
"I dunno, but that palm tree has a tail..." Whitney stared in awe.
Back with the guys, Sesshomaru was becoming extremely angry that his head was stuck in a plastic coconut. Inuyasha had cracked up in laughter at the sight of Sesshomaru banging his head against a palm tree to get the offending coconut off. Inuyasha's had already fallen off, but he didn't realize the girls were watching them. Sesshomaru suddenly whipped around, grabbing Inuyasha by the hair on the side of his face.
"Geh di thhn off eh theh Seshomoo!" He screamed from inside the coconut.
"What?" Inuyasha asked in confusion.
"GRRRRRR!" Sesshomaru started running around in circles, and accidentally fell into the pool.
"WAIT! You'll give away our cover!" Inuyasha yelled, jumping in after the coconut-clad inu youkai.
"It's too late for that!" Harley hissed. Inuyasha noticed that they noticed them, and forgot all about his brother, who was drowning in the coconut.
"Shouldn't you be helping him!" Whitney said anxiously. Inuyasha spun around and saw Sesshomaru splashing around helplessly. Unfortunately, the fake coconut that was imprisoning him had three holes in it, and it was filling with water.
"GAH!" Inuyasha hurried over to his brother, grabbing the coconut and pulling with all his might.
"Use Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Harley instructed, Inuyasha nodded, pulling his arm back in readiment.
"NO! Don't!" Sesshomaru called at the top of his lungs.
"You'll chop his head off!" Whitney screamed. She grabbed his head protectively, and only ended up drowning him more.
"Well, at least it would get rid of the coconut..." Inuyasha mentioned.
"Heyo! Ower ere!" Sesshomaru splashed indignantly, beating his fist against his head.
"Okay, Inuyasha, you grab the coconut, Harley, you grab Inuyasha, and I'll grab Sesshomaru!" Whitney said in determination.
"Ya know, if this wasn't such a dire situation, that would sound sooooo wrong..." Inuyasha remarked with a raised eyebrow.
"Just grab the god-damned coconut!" Harley yelled. Inuyasha did as he was instructed. Harley pulled at his waist, and Whitney tugged on Sesshomaru's trying to avoid the soggy tail that kept hitting her in the face.
"On three!" Harley yelled.
"One..." Inuyasha started.
"Two..." Whitney continued.
"Tweee!" Sesshomaru yelled impatiently.
Harley, Whitney, and Inuyasha pulled with all their strength, sadly, all their strength could not defeat a coconut. Whitney felt Sesshomaru's body go limp.
"AH! He's dead you guys, he's dead!" Whitney screamed, dropping him. He started floating towards the bottom of the pool. "Eww, I don't wanna touch him!" Whitney exclaimed.
Inuyasha grabbed him by the shirt before he reached the bottom. (Aw, he really does love his brother) "Mom'll kill me if I let you die!" (Okay, maybe not)
"Maybe we should get him out of the water!" Harley suggested, tugging on his tail in an attempt to help bring him to shore.
"Yeah, good idea!" Inuyasha yelled.
When they finally dragged him onto the hard concrete and flipped him over, they realized that his heart wasn't beating.
"Someone's gonna have to give him mouth-to-mouth!" Inuyasha said, looking around at the others.
"You do it! You're his brother!" Harley exclaimed.
"EW! NO! I'm not kissing my brother!" Inuyasha backed away with his hands held out before him.
"Whitney, he's your boyfriend!" Harley yelled. Whitney took a deep breath.
"Okay, fine." She had bent halfway down before she noticed something...he still had the coconut on!
"AH! How can we compete with this evil coconut!" Harley exclaimed, noticing the fruit on Sesshomaru's head.
"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!" Inuyasha yelled before anyone could stop him. Surprisingly, it worked, and the coconut flew off, along with...
"AGH! You cut Sesshomaru's ear off!" Whitney screamed in terror.
"Oh well, now do your stuff Whitney!" Inuyasha shrugged off the fact that he had just handicapped his elder brother. Whitney glared at him before applying mouth-to-mouth on her crush. It took several tries, but Sesshomaru finally woke up.
"AGH! I'm going to kill you Inuyasha!" Were his first words. Inuyasha darted around the pool, with Sesshomaru in chase.
"Sorry! Don't worry you won't miss that ear!" Inuyasha yelled frantically.
"My...ear...?" Sesshomaru froze. "What...did...you...do...to...me?" Sesshomaru said, his eyes wide.
"Heh, heh." Inuyasha laughed nervously.
"He cut it off! He's such a clutzy bastard!" Whitney cried, holding up Sesshomaru's right ear.
"Grrrr..." Sesshomaru snarled, and attacked Inuyasha. The two were scuffling and rolling around when Harley noticed something.
"Umm, Whitney, that's not Sesshomaru's ear." Harley pointed out.
"Heh?" Whitney asked, looking down. In fact, Harley was right, it was just a bit of the inside of the coconut. "Oh..." (Yeah, Whit wouldn't let me handicap Sessh...just so ya know, it's most likely me (Har) typing whenever Sessh is made fun of...it's just so easy...lol)
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru finally stopped their fighting, and Whitney sighed. "Geez, you guys are so immature!"
"Wait a minute...I just realized something," Harley started angrily. "What were you two doing in here in the first place?" (DUN DUN DUN...you haven't seen these in a while, have you?)
"Yeah! What were you two doing dressed up as coconuts? Not that you had to pretend or anything..." Whitney added.
"Er..." Inuyasha stammered.
"We were spying on you." Mr.-oh-so-blunt-and-got-a-coconut-stuck-on-his-head stated. Inuyasha shook his head in anger.
"You didn't have to tell 'em!" Inuyasha yelled in frustration.
"Hold on...did you hear everything we said?" Harley asked with wide eyes.(like this o.o)
"Umm," Inuyasha tilted his head back, trying to remember what he had heard. When it finally hit him, his eyes grew wide and he blushed.
"Aww man! He does." Whitney snapped her fingers. "Why'd ya have to mention it, Har!"
"What the hell? Your the one who went and said, 'Would you go out with Inuyasha?'!" Harley said, doing the finger quotes. "It's your fault!"
"Nuh-uh!" Whitney said, glaring at her cousin, and stomping her foot. "It's yours! You had to go and ask me about Sesshomaru over there!" She pointed over her shoulder at him, not looking over her shoulder to see his reaction.
"Yeah, at least I didn't kiss Fluffy!" Harley snapped back, crossing her arms over her chest. "Oops..."
Whitney looked shocked momentarily, then blushed horribly. "I did not kiss Sesshomaru! I saved him!"
"You kissed this Sesshomaru?" He raised an eyebrow and smirked.
"NO! It was just mouth-to-mouth!" Whitney exclaimed, her mouth thinking before her brain.
"Umm...that's sounds wrong." Inuyasha commented, scratching his head.
"Inuyasha, you are such a hentai!" Harley admonished the hanyou.
"Geesh, it's your fault!" Inuyasha responded.
"What's her fault? You being a hentai?" Whitney pondered, avoiding the 'other' subject. Inuyasha growled.
"NO! You kissing Sesshomaru!" He retorted, then realized that he had just did exactly the same thing that Harley did, and sweatdropped.
"Okay, time to change the subject! Anything you wanna talk about, Whit?" She asked with a fake smile that looked kinda scary, but an insistant raise of her eyebrows that told Whitney she was trying to save her sorry ass.
"I know, pancakes!" Inuyasha asked happily.
"Pancakes do sound good." Harley agreed.
"Yes, yes! Pancakes are good! They save people's butts!" Whitney chirped enthusiastically.
"Then we are in an agreement! We will make pancakes!" Harley stated in a matter-of-factly tone. She started walking towards the doorway, when Whitney grabbed her tail, pulling her to a halt.
"Whitney! Wait! I have something to tell you!" Sesshomaru stated. Whitney looked around in confusion.
"Uh, yeah?" Whitney asked nervously.
"This Sesshomaru would like to go on a date with you." Sesshomaru said blandly.
"Uh...okay." She replied, her face pink as she retreated with a bubbling Harley.
"That was weird...that was really really really weird." Whitney stated.
"But it was sooooooo kawaii!" Harley exclaimed with hearts in her eyes.
"Oh yeah. Very." Whitney sighed, "What have I gotten myself into?"
Harley shrugged as she continued to blather about useless...stuff.
"NANANANANANA! You are dating a girl you fag-no-more!" Inuyasha smirked. "After your date with Hojo, I was wondering which way your gate swung..."
"This Sesshomaru swings one way." Sesshomaru growled, the added. "That is towards Whitney. So unless she is a guy in disguise, I only do girls!"
"Yeah, sometimes I wonder about her too..." Inuyasha added. (Cue Whitney tackling Inuyasha) "I thought you were gone!"
"Grrrrrr, I have good hearing, baka! I am going to kill you Inuyasha!" Whitney tried to beat the ever loving crap out of the hanyou beneath her.
"No! Don't kill him." Harley screamed, running over and pulling on Whitney's tail.
"YOW!" Whitney yelped, jumping into the air, and landing behind Sesshomaru. She began to rub her tail. "That fricken hurt!"
"Well don't try to hurt Inuyasha!" Harley screeched, stomping her foot and glaring at her cousin.
"Well if he didn't call me a guy, we wouldn't be in this mess now would we...?" Whitney growled angrily. "As a matter of fact, if they had stayed AWAY we wouldn't be in this at all!"
Harley hissed. "That's besides the point."
Whitney smirked. "Gee didn't know you cared so much, Har?" She put her hands on her hips and leaned forward, trying to get her friend to say something. Harley fell for the trap.
"Of course I do! I already told you that I want to date him! Whitney no baka!" Harley screeched.
Whitney grinned. "First off, you're the one that just went and told Inuyasha you liked him, and second... I think your heat is making you all emotional and the like."
Harley growled and then blushed. "Heh heh... oops."
Inuyasha grinned. "So, you like me huh? Well that's a relief. I thought I was going to have to wait to ask you out."
"Eh?"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes playfully. "Harley Anastasia Kyameron, will you do the honor of going to the movies with me after school tomorrow?"
Harley paled, then blushed a deep red. Whitney was giggling, while Sesshomaru, well, he just stood there.
Before she knew what she was doing, Harley answered him. "Sure."
A/N... AWWWWWWWWW! That was such a kawaii ending! And just awwww...well, so yeah...all I have to say is FINALLY! Man that was getting weird with the whole peeping thingy. And then the coconut thing... that was just plain... FUNNY!
Whit: OMFG! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
Sessh: No, it wasn't!
Whit: Yeah, you're right..
Har and Inu: Eh?
Whit: The mouth-to-mouth part was a little much...
Inu and Har: HA HA! Sessh has a girl that doesn't want to kiss him!
Sessh: Grrr... Bitch! You liked it!
Whit: Pa-lease... you were like unresponsive dude... how is that something to enjoy
Sessh: I was like dead there. Brain not conneted to body.
Whit: Point?
Sessh: GRR!
Inu: Anyways, now that we are officially dating, what's gonna happen?
Har and Whit: We dunno...
Sessh an dInu: Grrrr...
Whit: Whatever... anyways... Inuyasha, I wanted to tell you about Harley saying that it would have been funny if the dagger she threw at you actually impaled your head... I find it quite funny!
Inu: WHAT!
Har: I didn't mean that your head blowing into a thousand chunklets would be funny, I meant the 'situation' would be funny
IT: Why is it funny that my son would die?
Har: I think it'd be funny if Sesshomaru's head was blown off and went 'bye-bye'!...Then some kid in a park found it and kicked it, and it went 'bye-bye' again...least that's what Whitney says...oops...my bad...
Whit: Big mouth
Sessh: Grrrr
IT: You two are pure evil!
Whit and Har: Thank you! We try...
Inu: I can't believe that Harley and Whitney are so evil under such innocence...
Sessh: I'm not surprised! She's evil, I knew it from the beginning, and that's why I love her so much! We are evil together, and we will birth one evil family! BWAHAHAHA!
Har: He's scaring me...
IT: He does that a lot...
Nar: Hey, it's me, Whitney's plaything!
Whit: Where's my other plaything?
Kou: Yo, wuzzup?
Har: I need to get a plaything...wait...Miroku!
Mir: Yes my love?
Har: Yay, I have a plaything!
Nar: Why am I so evil in your story? I'm supposed to- (Whit claps hand over his mouth)
Har: Shut up! You'll give away the surprise!
Nar: Grrrr...yeah some surprise. I don't even get any good roles, because I have to r-
IT: Shut the fuck up.
Nar: Okay
Whit, Har, Inu, and Sessh: Well, looks like we found Naraku's weak spot
Kou: How come I didn't get to say it too?
Har: Because in this convo, I'm making you the outcasted emo
Whit: Don't make fun of my plaything!
Inu: THAT SOUNDS SOOOO WRONG!
Kou: I am an emo...I cut my nose and rub my throat...oh yeah...
Whit: Why, Harley? Why? Why did you have to make fun of my playthings? Don't you get enough from making fun of Sessh?
Har: Nooooo...it's so much fun...
Inu: I just realized that you have a plaything Harley. You are not allowed a plaything!
Har: (pouts) Why! Whitney's got two!
Whit: What took you so long to realize that?
Inu: Sorry, my Inu-translator was down temporarily...
Sessh: Wait! This Sesshomaru (happy whitney, huh? happy are ya?) will not allow for his Whitney to have TWO playthings!
Whit: You mean I'm allowed one?
Sessh: Why not? I have one.
Whit: WHAT!
Sessh: Inuyasha has one too
Har: WHAT! WHO!
Sessh: Mine is Kagura, and Inuyasha's is Kikyo.
Har: Huh? That dead bitch? I'll kill her! Again!
Whit: Well I'm keeping both of mine!
Har: And I'm keeping Miroku! Why can't I have one if you do!
Inu: Because! I said so!
Har: Oh no you didn't! Grrrrr (hugs Miroku)
Inu: Grrrrrrr...
Sessh: You can't have two!
Whit: No one rules the bitch of the story!
Har: Geez, aren't you all high and mighty!
Whit: I'm the only female dog demon if you don't count Sessh...
Sessh: Grrrr...
(Just for your info, IT died...so did Kouga and Naraku)
Whit: NOOO! My playthings are gone!
Sessh: YES!
Whit: Life is a bitch
Har: Just like you
Sessh: How is life like a female dog?
Inu: Idiot
Har: Whit says she doesn't want to talk to you anymore
Sessh: Why?
Har: She says she's finishing this story and then she's officially moving on to Kouga and Naraku...for good...
Whit: I never said 'for good'
Inu: You're supposed to be shutting up right now
Whit: Oh I'm gonna kill you
Har: Oh, sorry to tell ya, Inu, but I just finished killing Kikyo...now both you and Whit are without playthings...
Inu: You killed her!
Har: YES! BWAHAHAHA!
Whit: I want a plaything back!
Sessh: Fine. Pick one.
Whit: Don't talk to me, bitch! I was talking to Harley!
Har: Which one?
Whit: Ummm...Naraku
Nar: Oh yes, I knew I was your favorite!
Whit: Duh!
Inu: Wait, now I'm the only one with no plaything!
Har: Only us authors can have playthings! That's why I took Sesshomaru's away.
Whit: Yes, I kicked her butt back to San Fransisco...
Har: San Fran?
Inu: Yeah, the directors found her in a box there
Whit: I didn't do that
Sessh: I don't care
Mir: Hello, ladies...will either of you consider telling me WHY YOU LIED TO ME AND LEFT ME OUT OF THE STORY:(
Har: Oh my god! I'm so sorry Miroku! We forgot!
Whit: We didn't mean too! I'm so sorry!
Har: We'll bring you in the next one for SURE!
Mir: I hope so...or neither of you will be allowed to bear my children.
Nar, Inu, and Sessh: (BONK!)
Mir: OW!
Har: Why'd you hit him, Naraku?
Nar: Cause it seemed like fun.
Whit: Naraku's new nickname is Raku
Har: Why not Nark?
Whit: Cuz I said so...
Mir: I want a nickname!
Har: Umm...your new name is Roku!
Whit: Aw, it's Raku and Roku!
Har: How cute!
Inu and Sessh: Hello?
Whit and Har: (ignore)
Inu: HEY!
Har: I'm playing with my plaything!
Whit: And I'm mad
Sessh: Review
Whit: No! Raku and Roku are going to do it!
Raku and Roku: Review or face our tentacles and perverted hand!