Our Screwed Up Lives

Chapter 21: The Need to Live

WARING! THERE IS RAPE, MENTION OF RAPE! THE ACT WILL NOT BE DESCRIBED, THERE IS JUST TALK OF IT! For those of you who dislike this, we've had this planned since we started this story so please no flames.

Whitney blinked as the sun's rays blinded her momentarily. She closed her eyes quickly, shielding them from the evil sun. Snuggling her head into her pillow, she groaned. Whitney was definantly not a morning person, and it was way to early to wake up. She focused instead on the steady breathing of her pillow...wait. 'Pillows don't breath. At least not any pillows I've ever seen before.' Whitney thought, quickly opening her eyes. Her vision was obscured, however, by the white cover of her 'pillow'. As her eyes readjusted, though, she realized with horror that the snow colored pillow was no pillow. It was hair. Hair belonged to a person. Hair that belonged to Sesshomaru. Whitney blushed instantly, seeing her state of undress. 'Wait a second...I'm half-naked and he crawled into bed with me...'

"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Get away! Get off me you bastard!" Whitney screamed, kicking Sesshomaru as she struggled to get away. He quickly awoke, clasping his hand over her mouth so she didn't wake the entire neighborhood. Whitney calmed down seemingly, but as soon as Sesshomaru removed his grip on her mouth, she glared daggers at him. "WHAT are you doing here!" Whitney whispered loudly. Sesshomaru blinked.

"This Sesshomaru does not need to explain his ways." Sesshomaru declared finally. Whitney growled. She attempted to free herself from him, but was a bit...er...tied up. Her legs were locked in his, and it didn't seem that he was moving soon.

"Get up!" Whitney snarled, narrowing her eyes. Sesshomaru smirked.

"No." He replied. Whitney's eye twitched.

"What... did... you... say... ?" Whitney clenched her teeth in anger. Sesshomaru saw the angry glint in her eyes and shrugged.

"It's early. This Sesshomaru is tired. You are tired. Go to sleep." He declared, falling backwards promptly and plopping his head on a pillow, eyes closed. It seemed poor Whitney had no other choice. She wrenched and struggled valiantly, but it was no use.

"Sesshomaru, get off of me right now, or I swear I will scream as loud as demonly possible." Whitney threatened, but it fell upon deaf ears. Sesshomaru was out like a light. "Fine, have it your way. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sesshomaru instantly woke up and again covered her mouth, but it was a little late...

?With Har?

Harley shot up at Whitney's scream. Well, she tried to shoot up, but something was holding her down. 'What the?' she thought, tugging on one of the fingers wrapped around her waist. 'Wait, finger...' She turned her head slightly to look in the amber eyes of Inuyasha.

"Oh THANK GOD, it's you." Harley said, panting slightly. "Hey, InuYASHA! What the hell are you doing in my bed!" Her voice rasing at the third sylobol of Inuyasha's name.

Inuyasha buried his head into his pillow, trying to block out her screams. "I was sleeping. What does it look like?"

"It looks like you are sleeping in my bed, when I had nothing to say about it!" Harley hissed, emphasizing the words 'looks' and 'my'.

"Yeah, you could put it like that, but the only way I want to put it is that I was sleeping comfortably, and I want to go back to bed." Inuyasha grumbled, dragging Harley down with him and snuggling into her neck. Harley blushed, but began to struggle.

"Let me go, Inuyasha!" Harley said pleadingly.

"No, you make a good cuddle thingy." Inuyasha moaned, trapping her against his body.

"Cuddle thingy?" Harley asked, stopping her struggles for a moment. "CUDDLE THINGY! I am not your cuddle th-" She was interupted by Whitney running into her room, slamming the door, and diving under her covers.

?With Whit?

"Silence, Bitch!" Sesshomaru whispered, his mouth by her ear. "You will wake the whole house up!" Whitney glared over his hand covering her mouth, mumbling something itno his hand. He pulled it away to better hear what she said. "What?"

"I said, if you don't remove your hand, I'm going to lick it." She replied angrily, turning her head to look at her door, and she crossed her arms over her chest.

Sesshomaru smirked and retorted, "That's not all you can lick..." Whitney slowly turned her head to look at him, a horrified expression upon her face.

"W-what did you say?" she whispered.

"You heard this Sesshomaru... We are already in place, why not take advantage?" The next thing he knew, Whitney had put her hands on his chest, and pushed him over the bed, running out the door yelling, 'Aghh! His mating season is back!'

?Back With Whit, Inu, and Har?

"Gah! Will people just let me sleep!" Inuyasha grumbled as Whitney landed on the bed with a 'plonk'. Of course, Harley got pummeled the most, being closer to the door.

"What are you doing in here?" Whitney poked her head out of the covers, looking accusingly at Inuyasha's sleeping form.

"What are you doing here!" Harley gasped, shoving her cousin off of her. "What is wrong with you people! It is not 'sleep over in Harley's bed' day!"

"Sesshomaru attacked me! I was just sleeping, and I woke up, and BAM! He was there! And he was suggesting things!" Whitney shook her head back and forth slowly, her eyes wide.

"What time is it...?" Harley asked. Whitney glanced over her shoulder at the clock.

"7:30." The inu youkai answered. Harley's eyes shot wide open.

"WHAT! We're going to be late!" She jumped up, knocking both Inuyasha and Whitney onto the floor in her haste.

"Whoa, what's going on? What'd I miss!" Inuyasha stood up quickly, thinking someone was being attacked or something, since he had been sleeping during Whitney and Harley's conversation.

"Gonna be late!" Harley yelled, running out of the bathroom dressed in a pair of jeans and a pink top.

"What do I do! I can't go back to my room! Bad things will happen..." Whitney whined, stomping her foot on the floor, still in her sitting position.

"Borrow some of my clothes, and hurry up! You to Inuyasha" Harley ordered, pushing the hanyou out of her door and slamming behind him.

?In Homeroom?

"Okay class, I'll be out for a moment, so just talk amongst yourselves." Mrs. Sqwaky-Sqwaky announced, waddling out of the classroom.

"Sesshomaru, you better not do that EVER again!" Whitney warned, her gaze burning through the book he was reading. He ignored her, adding fuel to the fire. "Next time, spend your mating season in your own room!" Whitney huffed, while Inuyasha and Harley laughed at the two.

"Only if you join This Sesshomaru." He replied, his head poking up from behind the book to reveal him grinning.

"Why you-" Whitney started, but was cut off.

"You two fight like an old married couple." Inuyasha observed, smirking. Harley giggled, nodding her head in agreement.

"I'm not old!" Whitney looked insulted, but then just 'grred', crossing her arms over her chest and leaning back in her chair.

"Whatever you say, Whit." Harley commented, turning her attention to her studies as Mrs. Riss reentered the classroom.

?Gym Class?

Whitney and Harley walked out of the girls locker room, dressed in short red shorts and a white t-shirt. Harley grumbled and said, "Why do they make us wear such short shorts? It's not like Mr. Essman does it to look at us. The guy doesn't take a second glance at either one of the girls in class."

Whitney growled in annoyance, trying to pull the shorts down with out showing off her ass. "I think they're just encouraging teenage intimacy."

Harley grimaced. "That's really perverted, Whitney. I can't believe you act the way you do when Sesshomaru goes all freaky. You are a hypocrite."

Whitney glared as they sat down. "I don't mind talking about it, but when it comes to doing it... ew."

"Yeah, yeah. Whatev." Harley mumbled, waving her hand in dismissal. Just then Mrs. Friel and Mr. Essman walked into the room.

"Alright you maggots!" Mrs. Friel growled. She was a tiger youkai, and had dark brown, waist length hair, that was always up in a ponytail. She had two black stripes on each side of her face, and her body held an athletic build. Mr. Essman was a human, and was very laid back. He had brown boy-cut hair, with brown eyes. He was married, and always wore white t-shirts with khaki boy shorts. "The freshmans and sophmores will be with me, while the juniors and seniors will join Mr. Essman." She didn't see that almost all the freshmans and sophmores flinched in terror. "Now, move your behinds to the field!" She growled at her victims... err pupils. They all ran out the door, heading to the football field.

"Alright, you guys, today we will play dodgeball. The girls are on the right side, and the guys are on the left." Mr. Essman drawled, grinning at the way some of the girls whined, while others said, 'Shut it, whimp.'

"YES!" Whitney said, throwing her fist in the air. "I finally get to hit Sesshomaru! You're are sooo going down Sesshy!" Whitney said, grinning evilly towards the stoic inu-youkai.

"Whoever is left standing will get to skip the next gym period." A bunch of 'yes's and 'YAY's met that little gift. "We have two rules here." Mr. Essman said, walking over to the ball cart. "One, no special powers involved. That includes, fire balls, ice balls, and the occasional gas ball." Most of the students snickered at this. "There is also no mind reading, or control. Basically, no special abilities. Rule two, have fun." With that he tipped the cart and blew his whistle, signalling for the game to begin.

Whitney grabbed two balls and tossed one to Harley, throwing the one she still had at a human who was diving out of the way of another. Harley grinned and threw a ball at a badger youkai who was just running around in circles screaming, "I surrender! I surrender!"

Then Whitney spotted Inuyasha, who was purposely avoiding hitting Harley. She grinned and threw an orange ball at him. He dodged just in time, but the ball continued onwards, just barley missing Miroku's head. "Why, Lady Kyameron, why do you try to hit such a peaceful monk?" He asked dodging another ball she threw at him.

"Stand still you stupid monk, so I can hit you!" She growled playfully.

"Only if you bare my children!" He said, grinning. Two low growls came from each side of the room. Whitney turned to see a very red Sango holding a red rubber ball. With a loud scream she let loose her ball. It seemed to catch fire as it zoomed towards Miroku, and he had no chance to dive as it hit him in the head. The monk groaned and fell to his knees, clasping his noggin.

A wolf youkai, that Whitney knew as Kouga, was too busy laughing to notice that a bright blue ball had come flying towards him. He looked up just in time for it to hit his gut. He bent over slightly and looked in the direction the ball had come from, and his gaze landed on a blonde neko youkai. He growled low as he stomped off the court, grabbing Miroku by the shirt to drag him to the sidelines.

With a quick look around, Whitney and Harley realized that there was only three people left on each side of the court. Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Naraku on one side. Sango, Harley and Whitney on the other. Not to long after, Whitney smirked. "YAY! The three people I want to hit most."

Narkau glared and threw a ball at her. His aim was off however, because it sailed past her right arm and hit Sango in the chest. "OW!" She yelled, clutching her throbbing breasts. She glared at Naraku and flipped him off before strutting of the stage.

"HA HA! You only have two now!" Inuyasha taunted. Harley smirked and picked up a ball.

"Watch what you're saying, Inuyasha, you never know when my temper might slip." She said as Whitney also picked up a ball.

"You bitches better not think you can beat us." Naraku hissed. Mr. Essman ignored the language, as he heard it every day.

"Don't call me a bitch!" Harley growled, throwing a ball and just missing his left shoulder.

"You may not be a bitch, but she is." Narkaku taunted, pointing at Whitney who kept her gaze on Inuyasha. Whitney reered her arm back and aimed for Inuyasha's gut. She let loose, but at the last second, she turned her body and let her ball fly towards the unexpecting Naraku. The ball hit dead center, right between his legs.

"No one calls me a bitch unless I say so! Got that, half-breed!" Whitney growled, watching as Naraku limped off the court. She flinched slightly at hearing him mutter, 'Don't worry, bitch. You and that cat will get your's soon. Oh, you will.'

Finally, there was only a smirking Sesshomaru and a grinning Inuyasha left on the boy's side of the court. Inuyasha decided to do a commentary. "Here we are folks. The battle of the century! We have here on the left, the Almighty Takomi Brothers, and the challengers the Kyameron Cousins! Who will win! I guess you'll just have to watch and find out!" He fell out of his deep baritone voice, coughing slightly.

Harley huffed angrily. "GRR! Inuyasha! I wanted to do it! And why are we the challengers!"

"Because we are the Almighty Takomi brothers." Inuaysha replied, shrugging his shoulders. This bickering lasted about five minutes before two 'SHUT UPS!' were yelled into the room, and a ball came flying at each of them. Inuyasha was hit in the thigh, while Harley was hit in the chest.

Harley and Inuyasha glared at Sesshomaru and Whitney. Sesshomaru just shrugged his shoulders, while Whitney secretly picked up a black ball. They walked off the court together, Harley instantly turning and starting her own commentary. "Here we are, two immortal enemies fighting to the errr... death in order to... show each other who is boss! On the right we have the awesome and superior, Whitney Kyameron. On the left we have... Sesshomaru." Whitney giggled and Sesshomaru narrowed his eyes at the small title she gave him. "Let the battle begin!"

Sesshomaru stood still as he accessed the situation. He quickly realized that a green ball was only ten feet away from him, while the nearest ball to Whitney was twenty feet. He smirked and took a dive, grasping the ball and releasing it in Whitney's direction. He was hit in the chest before his feet landed on the floor. He skidded slightly when he did land, but he kept his balance.

Whitney watched as he dived for the ball. She swiftly brought the ball from behind her back, throwing it in the direction Sesshomaru was destined for. As she watched her ball fly towards his chest, she didn't realize that he had also released his ball. She was hit in the chest as well, and fell back to land on her butt. She glared at Sesshomaru, bur realized that he wasn't smirking but his eyes were staring at her in shock.

"It's a tie!" Harley and half the class yelled, jumping up from their places on the floor. "So who gets the reward?" Harley asked, turning to Mr. Essman as he assigned four boys to pick up the scattered balls.

"Since it was a tie..." Mr. Essman said as Sesshomaru and Whitney walked up to him, glaring at each other. "they both get tomorrow's gym period off."

Whitney grinned. "At least I got to hit, Fluffy!"

Sesshomaru growled. "It was a lucky throw." He glared almost playfully at her.

Inuyasha put his arm around Harley's waist, "You keep telling yourself that."

Just then, Mr. Essman was called on his walkie talkie. He walked into a far corner of the room, and spoke with one of the office personel for several moments. He then turned pale, and jogged over to Harley and Whitney.

"Girls, you will need to report to the office right away." Mr. Essman furrowed his brow in concern. Harley, Whitney, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru exchanged confused glances. Well, not so much Sesshomaru.

"Why?" Harley asked, the tone of dread in her voice barely concealed. Whitney felt it too. Something was definantly wrong. (DUN DUN DUN)

"Just report to the office." Mr. Essman declared softly. Whitney and Harley nodded, walking slowly out of the room.

"What do you think happened?" Whitney broke the tense silence.

"Whatever it is, it isn't good." Harley answered blandly. (GAH! I'm like Sesshomaru!)

When the two demonesses arrived at the office, they were bombarded by worried secretarys. 'Stupid, blabbering, gossiping, old hags...' Whitney thought.

"Ms. Kyamerons?" The assistant principal called, standing in the doorway of her office. She was a tall, middle-aged woman with a large build, and wore leoprad print head-to-toe. Harley and Whitney walked forward, brushing past the administrator and settling themselves in the two chairs before her desk. "I have some bad news." Mrs. Greene announced, closing the door behind them. "Your friend, Ashli Cinnamon, is it? Was injured severely just minutes ago. She is in the critical care unit of St. Mary's Hospital, after being attacked."

"What!" Whitney leapt out of her chair, shock and horror mixed in her face. Harley just sat there, wide eyed and unmoving.

Mrs. Greene sighed, rubbing her temples lightly. "Yes, and that's not all. Please take a seat." Whitney did as requested, grudgingly. "The doctors are not sure how she will fair. Her condition is horrible, but they believe that she'll be okay." This, of course, did not reassure the two girls at all. "The police are looking for her assaulter at the moment, but they have no leads. Perhaps she will tell you two something. The paramedics just informed the school that she has regained conciousness, and you are allowed to leave school early for today."

Harley and Whitney practically ran out of the school, not waiting for Mrs. Greene's dismissal. Luckily, the hospital was only two blocks away, so, with their demonic speed, they were there in no time. Taking the stairs up to level 6, they hurriedly searched for the room number the secretary had told them, 332.

"335, 334, 333, 332! Ha, it's this one!" Harley exclaimed, and the cousins skidded into the room, panting loudly. Jordan was seated next to Ashli, holding her hand sympathetically. The poor girl had a black eye and bruises over her arms, with four claw marks on the right side of her face. She looked up as her friends entered.

"Shouldn't you guys be in school?" Ashli asked weakly. Harley and Whitney were at her side immediately.

"Are you okay?" They asked simultaneously.

"I'm fine. Err, can I talk to you two... alone?" Ashli gave Jordan a sideways glance, and he smiled.

"No prob, I can take a hint." He said in mock hurt, walking towards the doorway. "I'll just be outside if you need me."

"Guys, you need to be careful." Ashli warned in a hushed tone. The girls gave her a look that read 'Are-you-crazy-you-maniac-we-weren't-the-ones-that-just-got-attacked'. "The person who did this, I didn't see his face. But he told me to tell you guys that you need to give him what he wants. I refused, and... well... " Ashli finished, indicating the IV in her wrist.

"Us? You mean... you got attacked... " Whitney started.

"Because of us." Harley finished, frowning. There was an awkward silence.

"Don't blame yourselves. It was my fault for walking by myself into a dark alley. I'm such a baka." Ashli laughed nervously. Whitney and Harley didn't buy it.

?After the visit at the hospital?

Whitney and Harley walked down the sidewalk, not saying a thing, just basking in the tense silence. They had spent three hours with Ashli before they decided it was time to end this game their enemies were playing with them. Finally, Harley spoke brokenly, the tears finally falling down her face. "Whitney, you know what we have to do, right?" She kept her face forwards, but her eyes scanned the downcast inu-youkai beside her.

Whitney nodded, tears also appearing on her cheeks. "We have to get away from everyone. Even the guys." Harley and her let out two broken sobs and leaned against each other for support. "It's not fair!" Whitney growled, trying to become angry instead of sad. "We're the one's they're after! But they go after Ashli! She lives in a different town! Why go after her!"

Harley shook her head, but suddenly stopped. "Whitney, they have to be watching us. I mean, we barely see Ash, but they know to go after her. Someone we know is against us..."

Whitney stopped as well, and turned to her cousin. Her eyes widened in recognition before turning red. "Naraku."

Harley looked up and gapsed. "What? He's a teenager like us! How would he give information to the psychos?"

Whitney clenched her teeth and fists. "Think about it. Kagura and Kikyou, who hang with him, know of our past, he's made threats to us about our past, and earlier I heard him say that we would get ours."

Harley thought for a second, sitting in the yard of some old person. All of a sudden she hissed and stood, her eyes glowing a deep purple, and her anger quickly resting with that of her cousins. "That bastard! He's the reason Ashli got beat up! He's the reason that we don't know if she will live life normally or not! I'll kill him! I'll kill him!" She started out strong, but by the next 'I'll kill him,' both her and Whitney were hugging each other, crying and clingling to each other like one was the other's life line. And in a way, they were.

After a few moments the girls realized that the wind was starting to pick up. They stood, wiping away their tears, and once again headed towards the Takomi House. They didn't get ten feet before a black Honda (don't own it) pulled up along side them, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru jumping out to stop in front of them. The girls gasped and took a step back. "No..." they whispered simultaneously.

The guys' eyes widened at this. They took a step towards their girlfriends, but it only caused for them to take two back. "What's wrong? You guys just left without saying a thing." Inuyasha asked. But to the inu brothers horror, both the girls were crying and shaking their heads, as if denying something.

Whitney spoke first. "O-our friend A-ashli was a-at-t-tacked." She sobbed, her chin falling to rest on her chest.

"Is she alright?" Inuyasha asked, taking another step forward, once again causing the girls to step back and turn their faces away from them. Sesshomaru watched, scanning the girls to see what was really wrong.

Harley shook her head. "We don't know how it will effect her. All we know is that she will live."

"But that's good right? She'll live. Everything will be okay." Inuyasha said, walking forwards and hugging Harley, who didn't respond.

"Don't you get it?" Whitney growled. "She was attacked because of us! She was attacked because she told those murderous bastards that she wouldn't make us speak with them! Because of us, EVERYONE! we know is in danger!"

Harley pulled herself out of Inuyasha's grasp, looking him in the eyes. "She's right. We can't stay. You're all in danger if we stay. These guys are capable of murder, and we won't have another body on our hands." She kissed him on the cheek, and then pulled away from him. Inuyasha made a grab for her arms, but he missed them. She stepped beside Whitney who was watching Sesshomaru watch her.

"I'm sorry, Sesshomaru." She said, turning around to walk away. "I'll see you in a year." With that the girls turned to fully walk away. Inuyasha growled in annoyance and went to grab Harley's arm. He caught it and pulled her back, slamming her against his chest. Whitney turned around to grab her cousin, her eyes wide and still mournful. Sesshomaru glared, promptly clasping Whitney's waist in his hands and lifting her so she was in mid-air, face-to-face with him.

"Listen to This Sesshomaru, bitch." Sesshomaru stated, his eyebrows in a slight frown. "This Sesshomaru will do as he pleases, and protect what is his. Do I make myself clear!" He growled, his nose touching hers menacingly.

Just then Inuyasha jumped back, letting out a yelp in pain. He waved his arm around, saying 'She bit me!' as Harley stood back and nodded at Whitney. Whitney nodded back and turned to Sesshomaru, who had his eyebrow raised questioningly, awaiting her answer.

Whitney shook her head at him. "I'm sorry, Sessh." With that, she kneed him in the gut. As he let her go, she dropped to her feet, turning around to stand with her cousin. The two darted off, looking like they were running for their lives.

The two brothers watched as the girls ran, and they didn't look back. Not once.

?With the girls?

The girls ran, tears falling in their wake. Harley was gripping onto Whitney's arm for dear life. They ran past stores, banks, a park, and even a pet shop. But they didn't stop. They didn't stop until they were grabbed and dragged down a dark alley. (Dun Dun DUN)

WARNING RAPE MENTIONED

The girls gasped as a hand covered both of their mouths. They tried to scream, but the sound was muffled by the digits in front of their faces. They squinted their eyes in fear as voices whispered in their ears.

"Hello, Harley," a smooth voice whispered into her ear. "I liked your preformance during gym today. It was oh, so arousing."

Harley gasped, and turned her head slightly to come face-to-face with the dark black eyes of Naraku Penisu. (Take off the u!) Her struggles began anew, but to no avail. Naraku licked the back of her neck. "Oh, the things I will do to you." With that he slammed her on the ground and straddled her thighs. He held her hands above her head with one hand and slid the other down her body. He used his mouth to cover her screams.

Harley tossed and turned until she was panting for breath. Then the grossest thing happened to her. Naraku extended a spider-like tentacle out from his back, and used it to carress her face, and then travel down her neck to the appex of her thighs. Suddenly, the weight on her body was lifted.

?With Whit?

"Ooo, you smell sooo good." The man holding Whitney captive groaned, pulling her back and up against the alley wall. Whitney finally got a good look at her soon-to-be rapist. He was a moth demon, with pale almost white skin. He had green waist length hair, with red eyes, outlined in blue eyeliner like markings. To top it off, he had red feelers sprouting out of his forehead. Whitney began to squirm even more at the thought of those things touching her.

"Get off me, yo-" She was cut off by his mouth crashing down on hers.

"Shh, my little dog, you wouldn't want this to hurt even more would you?" He whispered against her lips. He started to use his feelers to touch and rub every inch of her face. Whitney wrinkled her nose in disgust and tried to toss her head from side to side. She opened her mouth to scream, but he took his chance and plunged his tongue into her mouth. All of a sudden, he wasn't crushing her against the wall.

?With the Guys?

The Takomi brothers stood in shock for several moments as they watched their girlfriends run away. They exchanged glances briefly before chasing after them. The bad thing was, the girls were out of sight. The good news was, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru had super-sensitive noses. The bad thing was, the girls had dove through a fish market.

"Damnit! We lost 'em." Inuyasha plugged his nose, a look of disgust on his face at the rancid scent.

Sesshomaru just wrinkled his nose, his eyes scanning the market. "This Sesshomaru believes they went that way." Sesshomaru stated wisely, pointing down a dark alley.

"Why?" Inuyasha tilted his head in confusion. Sesshomaru blinked.

"Because, little brother, that is Whitney' hairtie." Sesshomaru's gaze landed on dark purple ribbon that lay on the cement.

"Well then, what are we chatting for?" Inuyasha growled, as he and Sesshomaru started down the alley. They stopped as soon as their noses hit a familiar scent. "I smell Naraku."

"And a moth demon." Sesshomaru suggested, his eyes narrowing. Then they caught the scent of Harley, Whitney, and fear. Turning the last end in the narrow alleyway, they saw a horrible sight.

Harley was on the ground, being straddled by Naraku, his brown tentacles slowly trying to peel off her clothes. Whitney was forced against the wall, a moth demon making her wrap her legs around his waist. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru's eyes widened before turning bood red. The red of their inner demon.

Inuyasha growled low as he jumped behind Naraku and grabbed one of the slimy brown appendages jutting out of his back, flinging him off his Harley and into the brick wall oppiste of Whiney. Harlay screamed as Inuyasha dove over her and began to punch, kick and claw Naraku's body. Naraku hissed and ducked a blow to his head, melting into the shadows. "This isn't over, feline, not by a long shot..."

?With Whit?

Sesshomaru snarled low in his throat, showing off a pearly white fang. (SHINY! Inu: you're being raped and you're talking about shiny! Good God!) He grabbed the moth by his hair, pulling him back from his bitch. He forced him up against the wall beside Whitney, pinning him by his throat, snarling, red eyed into the moth's face. Before he could inflict any more pain besides injecting a little poison into the man's throat, he began to disappear into the shadows. Laughing and grinning at Whitney. "I'll be back, my little dog..."

Whitney fell to the ground on her knees, crawling to Harley as Harley crawled towards her. Before they could reach each other however, both were picked up and pulled against two firm and hard chests. The girls screamed instinctively, but were silenced as the guys began to growl soothingly into their necks.

Inuyasha was slighly whimpering into the juncture where Harley's neck met her shoulder. He nuzzled her ear with his cheek, taking in her scent to calm his inner beast. Harley clung to his neck for dear life, not wanting to let him go.

Sesshomaru was doing his 'contented growl' to the side of Whitney's face, carressing her nose and cheek with his own. He inhaled deeply in order to calm his raging inner demon. Whitney just buried her face into his neck, her arms huddled in to curl around herself.

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha lifted their heads to look at each other. They nodded once and jumped to the roofs, sprinting to their home, where the girls would be safe. Well, as safe as they could be with three dog demons around watching their every move.

A/N...Wow, it's all like...dramatic. Sorry if the funniness has been on the 'down low', but yeah...this was our plot from the start...the funny parts were a surprise to us! We're regular comedians here, people!

Whit: Since when were we funny? And how come bad things have to happen to ME so it will be funny!

Har: Cause that's how it is in real life.

Whit: Oh yeah

Sessh: Ignorant bitch

Inu: She's gonna kick your-

Har: INUYASHA! Remember what I told you about your language! I don't wanna have to send you to obedience school...again.

Inu: NOOOOOO!

Whit: That's a good idea...wait, but I'm a dog too...

Har: It's for male doggys

Sessh: This Sesshomaru is no doggy

Whit: Don't contradict her! (Whit hits Sessh with newspaper)

Sessh: (Whimpers)

Har: Don't fall for the puppy dog face, Whitney! CLOSE YOUR EYES!

Whit: (closes eyes) It's burning through my brain! Sorry Sesshy! (Whit glomps Sessh)

Inu: Glomp...glompy, glompy, glompy!

Har: What the-

Inu: HARLEY! No bad language! I'll send you to a cat obedience school!

Har: Shut up you asshole!

Inu: GASP! (Inu sprays water in Har's face)

Whit: Haha!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru find this amusing.

Har: I don't! I'm gonna kill you!

Inu: (gulp)

Whit: RUN INU! RUN!

Inu runs, Har follows

Sessh: Soooo, whatcha wanna do?

Whit: Err...I'm bored. Entertain me! Dance, my little puppet, DANCE!

Sessh: This Sesshomaru is not little! He is buff! BUFF I TELL YOU! BUFF!

(Har beats Inu with shoe in background)

Whit: Okay, okay! You're buff, you're buff!

Harry Potter: Hello mates!

Harley: (stops attempting to murder Inu) HARRY! I LOVE YOU!

Whit: Give me Draco! NOW!

DM: Yo, what's up!

Whit: I love you, Draco!

HP: Kay...weirdness...

(Har glomps HP and Whit glomps DM)

DM: I have fallen in love with you, Whitney.

HP: And I you, Harley.

Har and Whit: YAY!

Sessh and Inu: HUH!

DM and HP: Let's run away together!

Har and Whit: OKAY!

Inu and Sessh: NO! Grrrrr

Sessh: Die.

(Sessh kills DM)

Whit: NOOO! I didn't even get to kiss him goodbye!

Sessh: WHAT?

Har: Kiss him now!

Whit: EWWW! He's dead!

HP: Very compassionate aren't you?

Har: I love you Harry! Let's leave Whitney with the freaks and go!

Inu: GRR! DIE YOU FRICKEN DUDE WITH A SCAR!

(Inu kills HP)

Har: NOOO!

Whit: Harry Potter is no longer the boy who lived, but the boy who died... by Inuyasha.

Har: NOO! Wait... Voldemort can rule now!

Whit: Bring them back to life so they can save their world

Sessh: Do you promise not to leave?

Whit: GRR! FINE!

Inu: What about you?

Har: AWWWW! FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Asshole

Sessh: (Brings back DM and HP sending them back to their world without letting them say goodbye) Happy now!

Whit and Har: Mostly.

Sessh: Good enough.

Inu: Don't worry, Sessh kills everyone he meets.

Whit: Correction: Everyone we meet.

Har: Yeah, I hate your boyfriend Whitney!

Whit: Me too.

Sessh: You know you lllllllove me.

Inu: You are one freaked up joe, bro.

Har: It rhymes!

Whit: Wah wah

Har: That's mine!

Whit: Just trying it out...

Inu: Hn

Sessh: That's This Sesshomaru's!

Har: AGHHHHH! Inu is acting like Sesshomaru!

Whit: What's so bad about that!

Har: Everything...

Sessh: Feh.

Inu: HEY!

Whit: MUST KILL SESSHOMARU BEFORE HE TURNS INTO INU!

Sessh: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Girly scream)

Har: SHINY-NESS!

Whit: Let's end this, it's getting scary.

Har, Whit, Inu, and Sessh: REVIEEEEEEEEW!

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