Our Screwed Up Lives

Chapter 21: Escape… or Cry Trying

One month later… Whitney sighed, running her hand through her hair. After her and Harley had asked InuTashio to run their company, their stress had been lightened considerably. But, the cousins were facing one very large problem at the present. They were being imprisoned by four evil people.

"Harley…are you packed?" Whitney whispered, her eyes darting around the dark room.

"Whitney, you know me better than that. Of course I haven't packed!" Harley gave Whitney a confused stare. Whitney growled, rolling her eyes.

"Hurry up! You don't want project 'dead albino rodents' to fail, do you?" Whitney asked.

"I guess…why did you name it 'dead albino rodents'? Why couldn't we go with 'project run away' or something normal?" Harley questioned, dragging a backpack out of the closet quietly.

Whitney stared at her for a moment. "Don't judge me."

Harley tilted her head in wonder, then shrugged. "Okay, go get your suitcase."

"Fine…but come with me!" Whitney called, dragging her cousin with her down the hallway. They crept down the corridor in a manner that even Santa Claus would be proud of. Whitney opened the door, peaking her head around the door in slow motion while humming the mission impossible theme song. Harley rolled her eyes, and pushed the inu youkai through the doorway. After Whitney recovered and shot a glare at her friend, she looked towards her bed in bewilderment. Her clothes weren't packed into a suitcase, as she remembered doing, but they were neatly folded on her bed. And her suitcase was nowhere in sight. But her window was open. Get it?

"I thought you said you packed!" Harley punched Whitney lightly on her shoulder.

"I did! I swear! I had it all packed into a suitcase." Whitney looked wide-eyed at Harley. "Do you think my room is… haunted?"

Harley gulped. "Uh… let's go to my room." They ran at top speed out of the room, clambering recklessly. Upon reaching the neko's bedroom, they raced in and shut the door behind them with a sharp bang.

"Phew! That was a close one!" Whitney turned around, and stopped immediately, her right eye twitching slightly. Harley gave her an inquisitive glance before she was scared stiff. All her clothes were scattered around the room like a tornado hit it, and her lap top was open and laying on her pillow.

"W-Whitney… I'm scared!" Harley whispered, and Whitney nodded.

"Me too." Whitney said, then both demonesses heard a rather unusual noise.

"Affoo!" It sounded like a sneeze that emitted from Harley's closet.

.:Hey, since when do ghosts have sinus allergies:. Whitney looked at the closet door suspiciously as she spoke to Harley in her mind.

.:They don't:. Harley answered.

"Shut it, imbecile!" The closet snapped in a hushed tone.

.:SESSHOMARU:. Whitney glowered, furious as she instantly recognized the proper speaking of her boyfriend.

.:Hmm… Let's have fun with this…:. Harley responded. After her and Whitney quickly conjured a plan, they smirked internally.

"Whitney, I'm really freaked! Let's go get the guys!" Harley whimpered. Whitney nodded instantly.

"Yeah, they can perform some kinda exorcism thingy!" The two ran out of the room in a mock panic, but hid at the door's entrance. It wasn't long before they heard exactly what they were expecting.

"That was close!" Inuyasha said casually as he stepped out of the wardrobe. Sesshomaru followed briskly, straightening his shirt.

"Yes, despite your barbaric sneezing, our plan proceeded quite well." The older brother brushed his hair with his hand.

"How can sneezing be barbaric! It's dusty in there!" Inuyasha defended himself, arms crossed over his chest. The Takomi brothers walked out of the doorway casually.

"Perhaps…" Sesshomaru was cut off however. For at that very moment, both him and his brother… took a little trip. Literally. Unknown to them, Harley had stuck her foot out in Inuyasha's path, and Whitney had plunged an arm before Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru flipped right over the inu demoness's arm, landing on his butt. Inuyasha tripped, falling flat on his face.

"NOW HARLEY! RUN! TO THE BAT MOBILE!" Whitney yelled, and the two girls ran down the hallway, jumped out the window, and landed safely in the seats of their black Convertible. Harley, who was in the driver's seat, revved up the engine, and sped down the driveway in the direction of their apartment. "How come you always get to drive!"

"You're ruining the moment! Now would be a good time for that mission impossible music!" Harley replied, keeping her eyes on the road. Whitney nodded as they ran over a trash can. She hummed it loudly, bobbing her head to the music.

Harley turned the wheel sharply, pretending to miss a speeding car, while she making gun shot sounds. Whitney leaned out the window, making a gun shape with her pointer finger and her thumb, waving it around.

Harley smirked evilly and did another sharp turn, making Whitney hit her head in the roof of the car, sliding back into her seat. "OW!" Whitney growled, rubbing her head. "That fricken hurt. Watch that you're doing."

Harley nodded absentmindedly as they turned into the parking garage of their condo. "Whew, we made it." Harley whispered.

"Yes. Mission One complete." Whitney grinned as she stepped out of the car.

"Yeah." Harley stated, walking to her cousin's side. "Uh…. Whit. We forgot our stuff. What if they get into our laptops and other things?"

"They can't get into our laptops. My security system was designed by me, and I upgraded yours. So they can't learn shit." She grinned, sinking into self -congratulation. Harley rolled her eyes and walked to the elevator, the smug-high Whitney following behind her.

When they got into their room, they weren't surprised to find the stale scent of Jordan. He had moved out about two weeks ago. Claiming he thought he shouldn't live of his cousins. But they knew better. He was asking Ashli to move in with him. (Sooooooooo Romantic! Inu: Gross… Whit and Har: Talk to the hand.)

Whitney sighed as she laid on the couch.. Harley smiled as she thought of the inu brother's predicament. "So… do you think they're gonna be mad at us for doing that to them?" Harley asked, throwing the keys on the counter.

"Yeah, and for running away." Whitney whispered, her eyes closing. "But mad is an understatement. They're probably gonna grab our arms tomorrow and drag us back to their house." She sighed again, adding a 'bastards' at the end of her sentence.

Harley nodded, not caring that her cousin couldn't see her. "You sleeping on the couch tonight?" She didn't get an answer. Well she did, but it was to jumbled to make out. She smiled as she walked into the room, setting her alarm clock. After changing clothes, she climbed into her queen sized bed.

Meanwhile, at the Takomi mansion, Sesshomaru was glaring at the wall in front of him. Somehow, this was Inuyasha's fault, he decided. Yes, it was his fault. Even if it was Sesshomaru's plan, Inuyasha had screwed it up.

"Yes, your imbecilic sneezing ruined our plan, little brother." Sesshomaru growled, standing up and walking over his brother. Who was still lying, face down, on the lush carpet.

"Yeah, yeah, Mr. Perfect." Inuyasha grumbled, standing up and leaning against the wall. "Should we go and get them?"

Sesshomaru tilted his head in thought. Finally he looked at his brother. "Yes. We shall bring them back tonight," he smirked, thinking of a plan. "After all, we know what is best for them."

Inuyasha smiled, showing a fang. (SHINY!) "Alright, lets go."

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha quickly got into Sesshomaru's Honda, (Don't own it) getting to their condo in about twice the time the girls did. They made their way up to the apartment, Inuyasha pulling out the key Harley gave him. They both smirked as the door clicked unlocked, and slid open as Inuyasha turned the brass knob.

They stalked into the room, taking care to watch for anything along the floor. Suddenly a mumble came from the far wall of the room, making them freeze on the spot. After a couple seconds of nothing happening, they turned their heads to the sound, instantly seeing the purple hair of the inu-demoness.

Inuyasha nodded to his brother as he walked to Harley's room, and Sesshomaru silently 'glided' to the side of the couch. After picking her up, and wrapping his tail around her, and constricting her own tail, he walked to the door. He leaned against the wall in order to situate her against his body. He was just getting done with setting her head on his shoulder when Inuyasha walked out, the neko in the same position of the hanyou's arms. Said neko, had her tail wrapped around Inuyasha's wrists, purring lightly.

Inuyasha followed his brother into the apartment building hallway, closing the door, and just barely locking it without waking or dropping his little neko. All of a sudden a slight punch came flying at his jaw, making his head jerk to the left.

"Stupid bug." Harley mumbled into Inuyasha's neck. After testing his jaw to see if it still fully functioned, Inuyasha jogged after his brother, clutching his prize to his chest.

He finally reached his brother, who was standing outside of the vehicle, seemingly deep in thought. "What's up?" Inuyasha asked in a hushed voice.

Sesshomaru just barely turned his head to his brother before answering. "If we place them in the car, they will surely awake." Inuyasha nodded grimly, thinking that their plan had foiled... again. Sesshomaru pulled Whitney closer to his body, crouching low before whispering to his brother. "We shall run there." With that Sesshomaru ran, out of Inuyasha's sight in less than a second.

Inuyasha sighed exasperatedly before also clutching Harley and darting off. Inuyasha ran through the streets, a blur to the few cars on the now sleeping highways of Tokyo. Just as he reached his home, he heard light smack. He frowned, thinking that Whitney was awake. That was before he heard, "I told you to close the damn door! It's fricken cold."

Sesshomaru smirked at his 'treasure' as his brother walked next to him. "Where're we putting them? Harley's room is a mess."

"Thanks to you," Sesshomaru sneered. Inuyasha snorted. "We shall have them lay with us." he shrugged lightly before turning on his heel and walking towards the door.

"What do ya mean 'them' and 'us'?" Inuyasha asked catching up to his brother. "Did you destroy Whitney's room too?" he raised an eye brow in curiosity.

"No." Sesshomaru opened the door, holding Whitney up with his tail, and walked into the mansion. "Good night, little brother." With that, Sesshomaru walked down the hall and into his room.

After closing and locking the door behind him, he walked determinedly over to his king size bed. Setting his mate-to-be down beside him, she grumbled in her sleep. "What's taking so long? SHUT THE DOOR! Fine, I'll do it myself." With that, she pushed herself up off the covers, eyes still firmly closed. Walking towards the already shut door, she slapped it lazily, turned around, and climbed back into the bed. Sesshomaru watched the whole procession in amusement.

Meanwhile….

Inuyasha stared at his brother's retreating form before making his way towards his own room. Closing the door, he deposited the neko on his bed, sitting next to her. Her tail was still wrapped around his wrists, and started the process of attempting to gently detangle them. "Go away, bug!" Harley muttered, pushing him slightly in her sleep. Inuyasha had to contain his laughter, but a small chuckle escaped. "Spider… SPIDER! AGH!" Harley shot up, smacking the hanyou across the cheek as she called him a 'spider'. "It's dead…" She mumbled, falling back into a deep sleep on the bed.

Meanwhile…

Sesshomaru lay next to Whitney as she slept, watching her steady breathing. She tossed so she was lying on her side, and yawned. Making a 'hmp' noise, she began snoring slightly. Sesshomaru smiled softly, and brushed the hair away from her face. "Rockaby, and goodnight, go to sleep little baby, close your eyes, say goodnight, go to sleep little one… go to sle-e-ep, go to sle-e-ep, close your eyes, when you wake, the sun you shall greet…" Sesshomaru sang gently, keeping a low and tender tone until he had finished the song. "Your tomorrow's are new…"

Whitney tossed a bit, opening her eyes sleepily. "Sesshomaru? Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! What are you doing here?" She was wide-eyed.

"Why would This Sesshomaru be anywhere else?" Sesshomaru stated casually.

"I dunno, it's kinda breaking and entering!" Whitney furrowed her brow as she sat up. "Wait… I thought I fell asleep on the couch…? And this isn't my bed… uh-oh. Where's Harley?" Whitney was starting to become frantic.

"First, This Sesshomaru did not 'break and enter', second, you did, third, you are correct, and fourth, elsewhere." Sesshomaru returned to his bland monotone.

"Oh." Whitney replied simply as she absorbed all this information. 3...2...1... "WHAT DID YOU DO!"

"This Sesshomaru has no idea-"

"Don't you 'This Sesshomaru' me! Why am I in your room? How'd I get here?" Whitney demanded, hands on hips.

"I placed you here." Sesshomaru answered in a slightly annoyed tone.

"You kidnapped me!" Whitney exclaimed, her mouth agape.

"You aren't considered a 'kid', so no, This Sesshomaru did not 'kidnap' you." Sesshomaru pushed his chin in the air.

"Aheh. Whatever, 'Mr. I-Think-I'm-So-Good-That-I-Can-Go-Around-Kidnapping-Innocent-Whitney's-And-Get-Away-With-It-By-Blaming-It-On-My-Freaky-Demon-Hormones'!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"WELL?" Whitney said in frustration.

"… This Sesshomaru believes that cheddar is the powerhouse in the cheese business…" Sesshomaru muttered, his eyes darting around the room like a trapped rat.

"Huh?" Whitney tilted her head.

"Squeak! Squ-EAK! SQUEAKY!" The male inu youkai exclaimed, as he looked Whitney in the eye with the glint that Miroku was infamous for.

"No… please… tell me… it isn't… HELP!" Whitney ran over to the door, pulling and twisting the handle.

"I'm happy that you are complying." Sesshomaru grinned, pinning her against the door. In one hand, he held the door key, dangling it and taunting her.

"Sesshomaru, go away!" Whitney slid down, and rolled under his legs. Unfortunately, he promptly sat down, squashing the inu demoness beneath him.

"Harley! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY! THE FAT FREAK IS SITTING ON ME!" Whitney managed to push him off of her and ran over to the window, pushing with all her might against the Plexiglas. "Damn, stupid Plexiglas."

"Come! We will steal into the night!" Sesshomaru walked towards her. Whitney, becoming more desperate by the moment, ran at full speed towards the window, and managed to break through. She landed on her feet, jumped up, and jumped into Harley's room, which was, unfortunately, empty. She darted down the hallway, Sesshomaru on her heels.

"Where could she be!" Whitney cried, and decided to try her last resort, which was…. "INUYASHA!" She swung his door open, jumping on his bed with her hands over her head. To her surprise, Harley was there too, and the raging Sesshomaru just ignored both his brother and his brother's girlfriend.

"Help me, Inuyasha! Harley! Someone!" Whitney dived behind the others, peeking over their shoulders at her pursuer.

"GRRR! You are mine!" Sesshomaru tried to grab her arm, but Harley pulled her away.

"You're a weirdo. I have no idea what she sees in you. Just wanted to get that off my chest." Harley said, sighing.

"I agree, but right now we gotta get away from the deranged man." Inuyasha pointed out.

"YES! LET'S!" Whitney yelled.

"NO! Let's not!" Sesshomaru grinned, and Whitney whimpered.

"Why me?" Whitney asked helplessly. "Sesshomaru, go away, and I'll… bake you brownies!"

Sesshomaru hesitated, for, though few knew it, he had a major sweet tooth. "Fine. But next time, you're mine!" He stalked off bitterly.

Whitney sighed, falling back next to Inuyasha. Harley smiled and also fell back. Inuyasha looked at both of them for a few seconds, realizing that they were falling asleep. He shrugged, lying down and between the girls and snuggling against Harley's back. Whitney turned and snuggled into his back as Harley buried her face into Inuyasha's neck. Inuyasha, Harley, and Whitney sighed as one and fell asleep, dreaming of cookies and cream.

Suddenly, "BACK ME MY BROWNIES WOMAN!" Sesshomaru growled, grabbing Whitney and stomping out of the room.

"GRR! SHUT IT!" Harley hissed, pulling the blanket over her head. Inuyasha growled low as they walked out of the room, Whitney mumbling about freaked up people and brownies. The two 'love birds' fell asleep together, happy to have some peace and quiet.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Whitney was busy looking at a recipe for brownies, snarling the whole time. "This is NOT my cup of tea. I swear, if I get KIDNAPPED out of my own home again, I will chop of some damn heads." She began to place the mix into the glass pan. "I mean, how the hell did I end up here anyways. I thought we were finally going to get out, but no, bastard and bastard-er had to go and ruin my plan. Bakas."

Sesshomaru just sat at the dining room table, listening to the demoness mutter about him and his brother. He smirked, thinking that his plan had worked. Yep, mating season wasn't coming for another week. Well, at least for him.

Whitney came into the dining room, pointedly sitting the farthest seat from him. Which was the other end of the table. "So…. You like brownies? That's good, 'cuz I can make them any time. "

Sesshomaru didn't say a thing, knowing that brownies wouldn't always work. Whitney just continued to prattle about brownies for several minutes before she went silent, and a large malicious grin spread across her features. Sesshomaru raised an eye brow in question. "What is so great to make you smile like that?" he asked.

"Oh nothing. I just can't wait until Inuyasha goes into mating season. Then I can have some fun." She giggled just as the bell from the oven went off, signaling that the brownies were ready to eat. She sighed and walked to the kitchen. About five minutes later she came back out with a plate full of brownies.

Here ya go. Now eat, and let me sleep, " She walked away adding one last thing to their little conversation. "You brownie eating hormonal freak."

Sesshomaru growled but ate all his brownies, smiling slightly. After finishing his brownies, in record time, he put his dish in the sink. Just as he turned, his golden eyes caught the half eaten batch of brownies. He grinned a very un-Sesshomaru like grin and grabbed the glass pan and ran to his room, noting that Whitney's scent traveled to her room. After smirking, AGAIN, he continued on to his room.

Whitney snickered as she heard Sesshomaru's door close. After checking the halls one more time, she ran to Inuyasha's room, face contorted in slight fear and excitement. As soon as she was at his door, she ran in and dove under the covers.

She slowly inched her way to the back of Inuyasha, taking care not to brush his ears. After finally settling down, she fell asleep, a contented smile on her face.

Sesshomaru stuffed the last brownie in his trap hole, wiping his mouth with a wash cloth from his bathroom. After returning the pan to the kitchen, he checked the clock. It was only 1:30 AM, so he decided to grab his courting partner. He quickly sauntered up the stairs, but realized that Whitney's scent seemed to travel down the hall to his brother's room. Tilting his head in question, he began to walk down the hall. His curiosity started to change to anger when the scent got stronger. He growled when he realized that the door was closed.

After a quick second of thinking, he decided to just open it, not break it down. Which would be something his brother would do. Slowly, he opened the door, revealing a sleeping Inuyasha and Harley, curled together. His anger dissipated as he searched the room for Whitney.

Sesshomaru slunk to the other side of the bed, trying to figure out what the hell his girlfriend was doing in his brother's room. He got his answer when he saw a purple haired inu-youkai curled up and gripping Inuyasha's shirt.

He sighed and tried to pull her away from Inuyasha, but to no avail. In fact, she kicked him in the shin. "My pillow." Sesshomaru growled and tried pulling her again, but she dragged Inuyasha with her, who dragged Harley who punched Inuyasha saying, "The spider's children are back for revenge. REVENGE!"

Inuyasha shot up, holding the top of his head, a confused look on his face. Whitney shot up with him, still clutching his shirt, and Harley just rolled onto his lap. "Hey! What's going on! Can't a guy sleep in peace!"

Whitney smacked him in the head. "Stop moving! I'm trying to sleep." Harley opened her eyes to come face-to-face with bright red silk………………………… boxers.

She blinked a few times, trying to discover where she was. Finally, she jumped up, pushed Inuyasha off of her, and onto Whitney, and launched herself at the nearest person. Who happened to be a very angry Sesshomaru.

"Hey. Who are you?" Inuyasha mumbled not seeing who he was on top of.

"Oh, gee, I dunno, maybe the girl who is going to chop your ears off if you don't get off of me!" Whitney growled, pushing Inuyasha off of her and onto Sesshomaru and Harley.

"OW!" Harley hissed as she got squished between Sesshomaru and Inuyasha.

"Get off of This Sesshomaru." came an angered reply.

"It's not my fault!" Inuyasha grumbled.

Whitney crawled to the side of the bed, hoping to see them all scrambled and the like. She grinned as she caught the site of them, and then fell into laughter. "Ha ha! Do you guys see yourselves!" She giggled, rolling around on the bed, and falling on Inuyasha. "Okay, never mind," she whispered as they all let out an 'oof'.

"As much as I like having the neko crushed against me," Sesshomaru growled, his voice dripping in sarcasm, "I would very much like to GET UP!"

Everyone scrambled off of the raging inu-youkai, tripping over each other and the blankets in the process. When they were finally standing straight, Inuyasha growled. "What are you two doing in here?" He was ignored, however as Sesshomaru glared daggers at Whitney.

"What'd I do?" she asked, holding her hands up in a helpless manner.

"It is all your fault." Sesshomaru snarled, grabbing her arm. "Come, we are going to bed." He dragged a completely confused Whitney out of the room, as Harley and Inuyasha left their friend to her fate.

Whitney grumbled as Sesshomaru forced her to lay in front of him in his bed, locking her in the spoon position. Sesshomaru just smirked at his 'catch' and pulled her closer. Whitney finally sighed and fell asleep, unconsciously snuggling into his warmth.

?At School?

Harley and Whitney sat in the back of Sesshomaru's black Honda, jamming out to Harley's ipod. " You know everything that I'm afraid of . You do everything I wish I did. Everybody wants you everybody loves you.
I know I should tell you how I feel. I wish everyone would just disappear ever-" the girls were suddenly cut off when Inuyasha pulled the ear plugs out of Harley's ipod.

"HEY!" Harley yelled, reaching for her possession. "Give it back."

"No."

"And why not?" Whitney growled.

"Duh. We're at school."

"Oh." Harley stated. "Don't say 'duh' again." Inuyasha grimaced as Whitney and Harley giggled and ran up to Sango and Kagome, walking into the school.

"Well, wasn't that nice of them," came the silky voice of Naraku. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha growled, baring their fangs at their enemy. "Now, now wouldn't want to cause anything, now would you?" he chuckled darkly before walking off to join Kikyo and Kagura.

"I hate that guy." Inuyasha snarled, grabbing his books and walking along side his brother.

"As do I." Sesshomaru stated blandly, walking through the doors. The two inu brothers scanned the hallways, looking for their girlfriends. When they finally found them they were just heading into the girl's bathroom. Inuyasha sighed while Sesshomaru just rolled his eyes slightly.

They waited patiently for the girls to come out, and as they did the could distinctly hear them talking as their voices echoed on the walls.

"So, again tonight?" they heard Harley say above the sound of a sink.

"Yep. We leave around four and we can head there and back home." came the voice of Whitney.

"How we gonna get past Protector and Protect-ie? As you know, last night didn't work out so well. In fact, it turned out worse."

"Yeah, well I didn't think they'd follow us. Plus, I forgot you gave them a key."

"Yeah, well, we'll just have to try harder tonight." Harley stated. The boys could just picture Harley and Whitney nodding approval to their plan. The guys quickly stepped away from the door way as the girls walked out of the pink room.

"Time for class." They chirped, practically skipping in glee.

A/N… YAY! We're back. Well Harley's back, and I just wasn't typing….. Heh heh. Yeah so a little humor, finally. The last chapters were like ….. Bleh.

Har: Man, Whit you have a freaked up boyfriend!

Inu: No kidding!

Whit: Hey! It's not my fault he's a fag!

Har and Inu: We weren't talking about him being a fag…

Sessh: GRRR

Whit: Well ya see that umm…. There's this thing that… errr…. Harley thinks Sessh is hot!

Har: Whitney! I'm gonna kill you!

Inu: Not before I kill Sesshomaru!

Sessh: You think This Sesshomaru is hot?

Har: Errr…..

Sessh: We shall run away together!

Whit: Well… I feel used.

Inu: What the hell?

Har: Freak! You don't seem bothered by it, Whit.

Whit: Point?

Har: Well he is your boyfriend….

Sessh: Now I feel used.

Inu and Whit: Confusion!

Har: What the hell is going on!

Rin: Hi Whit, Har, Inu and man that looks like Lord Sesshomaru.

Whit: Hey

Har: Hi

Inu: Keh

Sessh: How did you know about my disguise?

Rin: I know my Lord Sesshomaru anywhere.

Inu: Who are you!

Sessh: I am…. Ryuura!

Inu: AGH! DIE!

Ryuura dies

Whit: He killed my Ryuura!

Har: Oh my gosh! He killed Ryuura!

Rin: GO LORD SESSHOMARU…WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Inu: Where is that weird bag of fluff, anyways?

Whit: Who cares?

Har: You're not a very good girlfriend.

Sessh: I'm ba-a-a-ck! Bwababababa!

Har: Err… it's bwahahahaha…

Sessh: Do not judge me!

Inu: I am a question to the world…

Har: Not an answer to be heard.

Whit: Or a moment to tell to your own.

Rin and Sesshomaru: …?

Ryuura: I'm back, my dudes!

Hojo: Sesshomaru, why did you leave me?

Sessh: I told you, I didn't want anyone to know about us.

Whit: What…?

Hojo: You better back up, girlfriend! Sesshy's my man!

Whit: IMAGESSSS!

Har: EWWWWWWWWWWWW! I was right!

Inu: I'm not related to you.

Ryuura: See Whitney! Come with me!

Whit with tears in her eyes: But…I love Sesshomaru!

Sessh: Love…?

Whit: I love you, my dearest!

Har: Corny, much?

Inu: HAHAHA! That's hilarious!

Ryuura: FINE! Go off with gay wad! You're not worth it, anyways!

Whit crys

Sessh with red eyes: What did you just call my bitch?

Ryuura dies again

Har: Bye-bye!

Hojo: Fine Fluffers, but I'll wait for you…I will wait!

And Hojo goes bye-bye

Inu does ear dance

Har: Okay, boredom settling in…

Whit: I want coke! Coke makes me happy!

Cue weird looks

Whit: What?

Har: You know that could mean two things?

Whit: … … … Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. HEY!

Sessh: You are the baka who said it.

Whit: I hope you're happy! My self-esteem is now at two!

Inu: Wow, that's almost suicidal! Cool!

Whit: COOL?

Inu: Eh…

Har: If you do commit suicide, I'll kill you!

Whit: Won't that be a bit unnecessary?

Har: Shut up.

Rin: LALALALALA!

Sessh: Rin is soooooooo cute!

Har: God dude, you need to go to therapy for severe mood swings!

Whit: TELL ME ABOUT IT! GOSH! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO DATE HIM!

Inu: True dat, true dat. My brudda from anutha motha is weird!

Har: It must run in the family…

Whit: Maybe I should become a lesbian…

Harley hits Whitney with shoe…hard.

Har: NO! BAD WHITNEY! YOU ARE LETTING FREAKO RUIN YOUR MIND!

Whit: Thanks! I scared myself for a minute there…

Inu: Let's go! Harley has to make my shrine in her closet!

Har: Oh yeah, forgot about that.

Sessh: What a weirdo…

Whit: Oh yeah, one to talk…

Har: Come on! Let's end this! My shrine is calling!

Inu, Sessh, Har and Whit: REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!