Our Screwed Up Lives
Chapter 22: New Pets
Whitney and Harley sat in English and reading class at their desks. Their group consisted of four people, desks facing each other. Miroku and Sango sat at one side, while Whitney and Harley on the other.
They were supposed to be reading, but the girls were getting head aches, so they were pretending they were reading, by hiding their faces behind their books and whispering to each other.
Suddenly, Whitney felt something creeping up her leg. Her eyes widened and her voice came out in a hoarse whisper. "Harley… I think a bug is crawling up my leg."
Harley instantly jumped up and started shrieking, Whitney falling out of her chair to get a away from her cousin and the 'bug'. "SPIDER!!!!!! GET IT AWAY!! It's got fangs!" Harley shrieked, waving her arms around, and mouth wide.
Whitney was frantically rolling on the floor, trying to get the insect off of her. "It's slimy!!" she yelled.
"Miss. Kyamerons!" Mrs. Katchmar yelled, "What are you doing?!"
"It was a spider!!" Harley defended herself and her cousin.
Everyone looked towards the 'fallen' Whitney, wondering where the supposed 'spider' had creped off to. Everyone burst into laughter as they caught a big black shoe sticking out from under Whitney's desk.
"Oh." The girls muttered simultaneously, not seeing the shaking of their boyfriends heads as they chuckled quietly. Suddenly both their faces got red and the each picked up a book.
"So, you like to play spider?" Harley asked Miroku, stepping closer to him.
"Then why don't you get squashed like one?" Whitney glared evilly before they both brought their books down on his head. Miroku groaned before tipping over in his chair, eyes swirling with dizziness.
Mrs. Katchmar just shook her head before going back to looking up books on the internet. Whitney and Harley dropped their books on their desks, brushing of their hands before high fiving and glaring at the unconscious Miroku again. Sango shook her head before dropping her book on his head. "Just an extra reminder…" She grinned.
The girls fell into laughter, walking out of the room when the bell rang, again forgetting about their boyfriends. The guys growled in annoyance before also following them to lunch.
"What's for lunch today?" Harley asked, grabbing a plastic tray as Whitney shrugged.
"Mystery meat?" Whitney glanced suspiciously at the gloopy meat-like substance the cafeteria ladies were passing out.
"I'll pass." Sango gave a 'yucko' face. Kagome walked up at that moment, and smiled widely.
"Hey guys! Guess what? The bulletin board says that juniors and up can go off campus from now on!" Kagome said matter-of-factly.
"YAY!" They all, excluding Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, squealed.
"Let's get out of this rathole!" Harley cheered, as one of the lunch ladies glared.
"Not like she meant any offense or anything…" Whitney laughed nervously.
"Who's driving?" Miroku commented, hoping to mooch off of someone else's gas.
"Let's walk!" Whitney suggested, happy and cheery as always.
"Yeah, and it's good for the environment." Harley perked up.
"Agreed!" Kagome skipped out the door, Kouga quickly running after her. Harley, Whitney, Sango, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru and Miroku followed, the girls taking the lead.
"So, where are we going…?" Sango asked, stopping immediately, and causing Miroku to run into her. Leading to a loud smack, and unconscious Miroku.
"What about Dairy Queen?" Sesshomaru commented.
"ICE CREAM!" Inuyasha cheered.
"Cookie dough sounds really good right now." Whitney added.
"Then why are we standing here talking?!" Harley pointed out. Simultaneous shrugs. Everyone started walking away, until Harley stopped. "WAIT! We can't leave Miroku there, it's littering!" She walked back and dragged the unconscious monk to the group.
"You were a hippie in your past life, weren't you?" Whitney said as they continued on their quest for ice cream.
"Shut up." Harley narrowed her eyes at her cousin as she shifted Miroku's weight. "Gosh he's fat! You carry him, Inuyasha!" She dumped the monk on her boyfriend, who caught him with ease.
"Wha?" He muttered.
"He's fat, I'm not carrying him!" Harley dusted her hands off, a slight smirk on her face.
The six continued on their journey, that was until Inuyasha felt a 'presence' over his butt. Miroku was smiling in his sleep. "Please bare my child…" Inuyasha's eye twitched, and then he did something surprising. He threw him.
"GET THIS WEIRDO AWAY FROM ME!!!" He yelled as Miroku went flying. Whitney grinned.
"I'll catch him!" She ran towards Miroku, arms outstretched as she caught him football style. Then she went smack on the ground. "GAH! He is heavy!"
"Who needs ice cream, we'll just have a Whitney pancake!" Sesshomaru chuckled at his own joke. "Whitney… heh-heh… pancake… heh-heh… funny stuff."
"Whelp mwe!" Whitney mumbled from under Miroku. Inuyasha was too traumatized, Sesshomaru was too busy laughing, Sango was too busy shaking her head, and Harley was too busy laughing at Whitney's situation. Finally, she was able to wiggle out from underneath the boy and she gasped for air. "Thanks a lot people!"
"Whatever! We're gonna waste our entire lunch period! Pick him up Inuyasha!" Harley commanded in her 'ruler of the universe' tone.
"No way!" Inuyasha backed up, his hands held up in front of him defensively.
"NOW!" Harley demanded. Inuyasha ran away. "Grr."
"Hey, Sesshomaru can do it… since he's sooo strong." Whitney said sarcastically.
"This Sesshomaru finds that you are correct…" Sesshomaru held his chin up high and puffed out his chest (think rooster). He picked Miroku up and slung him over his shoulder.
???At Dairy Queen???
Whitney and Harley finally arrived and met their friends at a booth near the back. The two girls had separated from the group after excuses that they had to do some quick shopping, and came back nearly twenty minutes later.
"Where did you girls go?" Kouga asked, a suspicious gleam in his eyes.
"Oh, nowhere." Harley answered casually as she and her cousin slid into their seats.
"What did you order?" Sango asked between bites of her banana split.
"Cookie dough!" Whitney said happily.
"Fudge sundae." Harley replied. Sesshomaru was hurriedly devouring an extra-large brownie sundae, and had it all over his face.
The pig looked up, and glared at them. "I am not fat!"
"No one ever said you were, buddy." Inuyasha mumbled through an ice cream cone.
"Hey, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, come with us real quick." Whitney smiled. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru looked confused, but shrugged and followed the girls out of the ice cream parlor.
"Okay, now close your eyes." Harley grinned. The boys looked surprised, but obeyed, once again. There was a quick clattering.
"Open up." Whitney chirped.
"GAH! What are these things?!" Inuyasha attempted to pull off a purple bead necklace with white fangs on it, but failed. At the same time, Sesshomaru was examining the pink and blue beads around his own neck.
"Inuyasha…sit." Harley said happily, and Inuyasha slammed into the ground face first.
"Sesshomaru…" Sesshomaru knew his doom was pending. "Beg." The inu-youkai was pulled down onto all fours, nearly making his knees collapse.
"That was so much fun!" Harley giggled.
"I know! REVENGE IS OURS!" Whitney thrust her fist into the air in victory.
"This Sesshomaru demands that you take this off his person." Sesshomaru growled as he stood.
"Yeah! You had your fun, so take 'em off!" Inuyasha yelled as he rubbed his sore face.
"Uhm…let us think about it." Whitney glanced at Harley questioningly.
"No." They decided simultaneously, walking back into the shop and leaving two very stunned and angry boys behind.
"Where'd you go?" Kagome asked curiously.
"Never mind… uh, what happened to Miroku's face?" Whitney furrowed her brow at the (still) unconscious Miroku. He had a banana moustache, chocolate goatee, and strawberry syrup lipstick.
"We just had a little fun…" Sango smiled at her boyfriend.
"O-ka-a-ay…" Harley replied, her eyes a little wide. "So… you guys done eating? We should get back to school."
"Yeah." They all supplied simultaneously. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were just coming in when suddenly, four people, Harley, Whitney, Sango, and Kagome, came barreling through, pushing them back.
"What the?" Inuyasha asked, a dumbfounded look upon his face.
Kouga walked out of Dairy Queen, carrying Miroku over his shoulder. "They're headed back to school. We only have about fifteen minutes until the next class." He shrugged carelessly and then followed the girls, jogging to stand beside his girlfriend.
"Oh…" Was Inuyasha understanding reply.
???At the Takomi Mansion???
Harley sighed as she walked into her room, looking at the mess she dejected that morning. "Stupid, Inuyasha. I should 'sit' him to hell and back."
"GAH!" Thump. Harley quickly turned to find Inuyasha face first in her door way, apparently becoming reacquainted with the floor.
"Oh, hey Inu."
"Hey? HEY?!?!? You just 'sat' me and all you can say is hey?!?!" He growled jumping up to glare at her.
"Ah-ah-ah-ah… I also said 'Oh' and 'Inu' so NAH!" She stuck her tongue out at him before pushing him out the door. "Now leave. I have to pick up this mess YOU made in MY room."
The door shut in Inuyasha's face, almost hitting his nose. "Stupid cat."
"Sit. I heard that!" Harley yelled through the door.
"Keh." he groaned into the floor.
A pair of black sandaled feet came into the hanyou's limited vision. "Hey, Inuyasha. What ya doin'?" Whitney asked, crouching to his level.
"What does it look like?" He slowly came to a sitting position. Pouting in his 'doggy' way.
"HA! You look like a puppy begging for more food!" Whitney chirped, stifling giggles.
"Oof." Came the voice of a disgruntled taiyoukai as he walked up the stairs.
"Oops. Gotta go!" Whitney ran into Harley's room, slamming the door behind her.
Whitney sighed heavily as she leaned against the door, wiping sweat from her brow. "That was close. I think he might have killed me if he caught me!"
"Who?" Harley asked as she folded clothes into her suitcase.
"Sessho-"
The door swung open with a bang, Inuyasha's hand on the door knob, with Sesshomaru beside him, glowering angrily.
"Scary…" Harley whispered.
"So… what are you two doing?" Sesshomaru growled, his eyes darting between the two demonesses.
"Eh…. Unpacking?" Whitney suggested.
Harley smacked her head. "Smart."
"Why would you be unpacking? Aren't you already staying here?" Sesshomaru sneered, as he and Inuyasha stepped closer to the frightened girls.
"I dunno." Whitney muttered, grabbing Harley's wrist and pulling her to the other side of the room.
"Exactly." Sesshomaru smirked.
"Weird…" Harley muttered.
"Are you gonna keep talking in one word sentences?" Inuyasha asked as he raised and eyebrow in the neko's direction.
"Depends."
"On what?"
Whitney grinned. "If we can leave!"
"TO THE WINDOW!!!" Harley yelled, holding on to her cousin as they jumped out the window. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha ran to the window looking out as the girls jogged to their car.
"Damnit!" Whitney growled as she patted her jeans.
"What?" Harley asked frantically., eyes darting to the two sneering inu brothers.
"I forgot the keys…" Whitney whispered, turning her head to see her boyfriend dangling her keys in front of his face.
"WHAT?!?! What ever! Walking is better for the environment! Let's go!" Harley began to run down the long driveway and out of the Takomi estate.
"HIPPIE!!" Whitney yelled as she ran next to her cousin.
"You know what? Shut up." Harley growled as they kept running. The girls ran for about fifteen minutes before they slowed to a walk. As they finally crossed Third Avenue, the girls stopped in front a of a big brick building with little animals painted on the sides.
"This is the place." Whitney muttered, looking up at the tall ominous building. "It's cruel how they keep animals locked up in there."
Harley nodded. "Specially the cats and dogs. But we're about to give two little furry animals a home so lets go!" She thrust her hand in the air and began to stomp into the building, a giggling Whitney behind her.
They walked up to the puke colored desk that sat in the middle of the blue room, and Harley dinged the bell. Whitney glowered. "I wanted to ding the bell." she crossed her arms over her chest and stuck her lip out.
"You can do it next time." Harley commented, which earned a 'Yay!' from Whitney. Just then a brown haired woman with large glasses came out of the door behind the desk.
"Hello, ladies." she sang in a sweet voice. "What can I do for you today?" She bent down and grabbed a clipboard, placing a piece of paper on top of it.
"We're here to adopt a cat-" Harley started.
"And a dog." Whitney finished.
"I see. Is there any specific breed you would like?" She grabbed another stack of papers an took the pen from behind her ear.
"Not really. But I would like a cat with long hair." Harley tilted her head, tapping her chin.
Whitney tapped her lip. "I want a Siberian Husky." Whitney grinned, liking the choice she made.
"You've had this planned ahead of time didn't you?" Harley asked her cousin.
"Yep. I've been wanting a dog for a lo-o-o-ng time. But we never had an excuse to get one." She shrugged as the lady smiled at them.
"Well, we have three huskies, and around five or six Persians. Would you like to take a look?" She walked behind her and opened the door. Harley grinned and Whitney nodded eagerly, both girls practically jumping in excitement.
They walked through the door and were instantly frozen in place. On each side of the room were a bout fifteen cages, set side-by-side. There were about three dogs in each cage, and barely any of them looked like they were enjoying there life.
The dogs started barking and yipping at them as they walked by. Some even tried to jump over the cage in order to get to their 'blood' relative. Whitney sighed, she wanted to take all of them. Suddenly she heard "I like you." Whitney looked to Harley.
"Gee, Har since when didn't you like me?"
Harley raised an eyebrow. "I didn't say anything."
"Eh?" Whitney tilted her head. "I think I have lost my mind."
"No you haven't!" She heard the hyper voice again. It sounded like a little kid. "It's me!" Whitney looked all around her wondering where the voice is coming from. "Down here!"
Whitney looked down to her right, and her mouth dropped open and her eyes widened to the size of plates. There, looking up at her as if she were it's world, was an all white Siberian husky, puppy. "See! You're not crazy!" It barked, but Whitney could understand every word it was saying.
Whitney fell to her knees, getting really close to the puppy. "How are you talking to me?"
"I dunno. I never talked to anyone before. I think it's cool!" the white doggy replied. "So… are you taking me home?"
Whitney shook her head in amazement and ut her hand up to the cage. "I dunno. I feel weird talking to a dog."
"Well, you are a dog demon. So obviously you should have some cool abilities with the canine breed. Duh. And are you gonna pet me or not? I have a really bad itch behind my ear." Whitney giggled na forced her hand through the cage spaces, and scratched the dog behind it's ears. It began to wag it's tail and thump it's leg on the ground.
"Awww. I'm taking you home. I'll be right back." Whitney jumpe up and ran to the cat section of the building.
Harley, who had walked ahead of her, didn't bother looking back to see if Whitney was following her. She took a left and came into a halt as she saw the little cats poking their paws out of the cages. "Poor things." She said sadly, and was about to approach the kitten cage when she heard a voice.
"You don't want them, they're not litter-trained yet." Said a bored, female voice from behind her.
"Heh?" Harley looked around, knowing that tone was impossible for Whitney to create.
"Yeah, kittens are a pain. Trust me, you would be better off with a cat past that whole 'I-don't-know-where-to-go-the-bathroom-so-I'll just-go-on-your-cashmere-sweater' phase." The voice came from a young white Persian with streaks of gray. It was about one year old, and it's green eyes were set upon Harley.
"Since when am I able to talk to cats?" Harley wondered out loud, kneeling before the cage. The Persian rose neatly, walking over to Harley and sitting down promptly.
"Do you see any of these other flea-bags speaking? You can only talk to me." The Persian replied.
"Oh…um, why?" Harley felt really stupid being bested by a cat.
"You are a cat demon, correct? You're no dog demon, so you should be smart enough to figure it out." The cat answered, licking her paws tidily.
"So, what's your name?" Harley asked, testing, petting the cat's head.
"Don't have one…yet." The Persian looked at her pleadingly.
"Well…so you want to live with me?" Harley felt she had to ask, and thought of the cat as too human-like to just take.
"Why else would I speak to you?" The Persian asked sarcastically. "Now let's go, I might get fleas if I stay here any longer. Oh, and about my name…?" The cat looked at her expectantly.
"What about Kisaki?" Harley suggested, and that cat smiled.
"Perfect." Kisaki answered.
"Harley! HARLEY!!!" Whitney came running down the hallway anxiously.
"Please tell me I'm not living with that noisy thing." Kisaki whimpered, as Harley plucked her out of the cage.
"I just spoke to a cute little puppy!!!" Whitney giggled, "I'm gonna go get the lock for his cage… is that your new cat? It's so cute!" Whitney reached her hand out for Kisaki's head. The Persian jumped out of Harley's arms and onto her head, looking reproachfully down at Whitney.
"I'm a she, not an it, mutt!" Kisaki hissed, though only Harley knew her words.
"Jumpy, isn't it?" Whitney tilted her head in wonder, but then bounded away. "Meet me at the front desk!" She called back.
Kisaki hopped down from her place between Harley's ears. "Hmm, I like that spot better." She then jumped back up onto Harley's head, her face sticking out between Harley's ears. "I am queen of the world! Dogs will bow down to me." The cat smirked, as Harley shrugged and walked after Whitney with her new furry hat in place.
Whitney ran to the veterinarian and asked her to come with her to get her dog. The vet grabbed a set of keys and walked back with Whitney to the dogs cage. "Ah, I see you got the puppy. Good choice, he's so adorable. But I've never seen him so excited." She opened the door and the dog came barreling towards Whitney, yipping excitedly.
Whitney bent down and scooped up the little white puppy. "Aww. You're so cute!"
"I'm not cute. I am exceptional." The dog tried to glare at her but it failed and began to lick her face.
"I don't think so. I think you're cute." Whitney commented.
"Fine. You can call me cute, if I can think of a name for myself."
"Deal." Whitney waited as the puppy tilted his head in thought, one ear bending slightly.
"How about….. Masurao?" He looked at her, brown/black eyes sparkling with hope.
"I like it. Now lets go and get you some stuff, and you can meet Harley." Whitney began to leave the hall of cages, Masurao asking question after question along the way.
"So… As you can see, some youkai are able to make a certain connection with the animal of their breed." The veterinarian was saying o Harley.
Whitney walked up to them. "So that's why I can hear Masurao." she commented.
"Yep. Wait, you can talk to your dog too?!" Harley asked excitedly.
"I already said that ya dolt." Whitney said, poking Harley.
"Hey! You got a cat! Cats are fun to ply with!!" Masurao yipped playfully.
"Don't even think about it dog boy!" Kisaki hissed, only Harley and Masurao hearing what she said.
Masurao whimpered and dug his head into Whitney's chest. "The cat is being mean to me, Whitney." Whitney glared at the cat and pet Masurao's head. "You poor baby. It's okay. Mommy will be nice to you. What'd your cat say Harley? It hurt my puppies feelings."
Kisaki rolled her eyes. "Tell the bitch that I did not do anything, he is just buttering her up. And that I am a SHE!"HArley giggled and relayed the message to Whitney.
Whitney glared at Harley for a moment, but then it resided. "Lets adopt these guys and get ome stuff fro them so we can get home. I wanna set my place up for Masurao."
"Alright." The two girls paid the vet thirty each for the adoption papers and another eighty for beds, food bowls, toys, and anything else they could think of.
The four returned to their home, and popped 'The Lion King' into the DVD player. "A damn cat movie," Masurao said in an upset tone.
"Masurao!" Whitney scolded, "Don't say those words!"
"But you do…" He replied innocently. At that moment, the doorbell rang.
"Go open the door, idiot." Kisaki ordered Whitney, though the dog demoness didn't know what she was saying.
"Grr," Masurao growled at the cat. Harley petted Kisaki, who was in her lap, and glared at the dog.
"Don't growl at my baby!" Harley hissed, and Whitney scowled.
"I'm sure Kisaki started it." Whitney snarled, as the doorbell rang again.
"SHUT UP!" Harley and Whitney yelled at the door. Two heads cautiously popped through the door.
"We didn't say anything." InuYasha said in a nervous tone. Sesshoumaru pushed his way past his brother, and sat down beside Whitney.
"You're supposed to wait till someone says 'come in'." Harley snapped.
"This Sesshoumaru waits for no one." Sesshoumaru stated. InuYasha tentatively sat down beside Harley, and looked curiously at her lap.
"What in the world are those atrocious things?!" Sesshoumaru looked at them in a disgusted way.
"What did that pile of dog-shit just call me?!" Kisaki hissed.
"Bastard!" Masurao yelled.
"Don't call my kitty that!" Harley said defensively.
"That's my baby you're talking to!" Whitney growled.
"Hn." Sesshoumaru glared at the two animals.
"Whitney, you know what to do." Harley looked at her cousin.
Whitney nodded. "Beg."
BAM!
"I like the bitch now!" Kisaki grinned…well if a cat could grin.
"Do it again! Do it again!" Masurao chirped in excitement.
"For once I agree with the dog!" Kisaki added.
"That's funny! Do it again!" Harley laughed, holding her stomach and pointing at the disgruntled Sesshoumaru.
"Well, if everybody wants it so badly…" Whitney smiled. "BEG!"
Sesshoumaru crashes to the ground on all fours. Again. "This is not amusing."
"Yes it is." InuYasha laughed at his brother's situation.
"Shut up, half-breed!" Sesshoumaru said menacingly as he stood up.
"Racist!" Harley pointed out. "I'll turn you in and collect the reward money, dude!"
"Oh, yeah, like you really need the money." Kisaki yawned and jumped to her perch on Harley's head.
"Why is that cat on your head…? And since when can cats talk?" InuYasha raised an eyebrow in question.
"Huh? You can hear the cat? I wanna hear the cat!!" Whitney whimpered.
"I can hear the imbecilic dog." Sesshoumaru sighed.
"Don't call Masurao dog." Whitney snapped. "You are a dog. Masurao is smarter than a dog."
"You are a dog." Harley and Kisaki pointed out at the same time.
"Shut up!" Whitney replied, crossing her arm over her chest.
"Yeah, shut up!" Masurao added.
"I do not like you." Sesshoumaru said blandly at the puppy in Whitney's lap.
"Just another reason to keep him." Whitney smirked.
"Wait, you're keeping them?!" InuYasha whined.
"That was your plan all along, wasn't it?!" Sesshoumaru growled, narrowing his eyes at the two cousins.
"Duh."
"See, now we can't go back to your house." Harley grinned obnoxiously.
"Well fine, but since we're here anyways, can't you be a good hostess and cook some food?" InuYasha grumbled.
"Okay, fine. Normally I wouldn't since you're being so rude, but now that we have our freedom…let's go Whitney." Harley walked towards the kitchen, as Kisaki jumped off her head and onto the couch.
"Wait for me!" Whitney ran after Harley, and Masurao curled up near Kisaki.
Sesshoumaru guffawed, and sat as far away as demonly possible from the animals. InuYasha, however, sat right next to Kisaki, and gave her a curious look. He then reached down and plucked up her paws, making the little kitty dance.
"DON'T TOUCH ME, CAT WANNA-BE!" Kisaki hissed, scratching InuYasha's face. Masurao barked at him, and Harley ran back into the room along with Whitney, both of which were carrying packets of Ramen.
"What's going on?!" Whitney asked.
Harley took one look at InuYasha's raised fist at Kisaki, and jumped in between them. "INUYASHA!" She growled, which was really weird for a cat. "You don't hit my baby!" She smacked him across the face. "SIT!!!"
THUMP
Whitney grabbed Masurao and patted his head protectively. "I don't want your stupid boyfriend hitting my dog!"
Sesshoumaru glared at the dog's attention, but no one was paying any mind to him.
"That dog was so mean to me!" Kisaki whimpered, cuddling into Harley's arms.
"It scratched me!" InuYasha said defensively.
"First, I am a SHE! Second, that thing made me dance! I, Kisaki, am no one's puppet!" Kisaki glowered. "AND! He pulled my tail!"
"HE WHAT?!?!" Harley's aura flared.
"Uh-oh." Whitney and Masurao ran into Whitney's room, grabbing Sesshoumaru along the way. "3...2...1" She whispered behind her door.
"YOU PULLED HER TAIL! YOU FUCKING JERK! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT!" Harley ordered.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
"I didn't touch her fucking tail…" InuYasha mumbled from the ground.
"I don't trust you." Harley growled, finally calmed down. Kisaki grinned down at InuYasha.
"Is it safe?" Whitney poked her head out of the doorway. Then she proceed out, with Masurao in her arms. Sesshoumaru followed stingily.
"Get up and eat!" Harley demanded, thrusting the cup of noodles in InuYasha's face.
"Harley is scary when she's angry…" Masurao shook his head in scared realization.
"You have no idea…" Whitney added, sitting back down on the couch. About five minutes later, InuYasha crawled off the ground and joined them.
"Hey, Masurao, why don't you mess with Sesshoumaru over there?" Whitney whispered mischievously. The dog nodded, and bounded over to Sesshoumaru, who ignored him completely. Masurao went up to his leg, and then proceeded to hump it. Sesshoumaru looked down slowly, and stared at the dog as Harley, Whitney, InuYasha, and even Kisaki laughed. Then he looked back up, determined to ignore the vibrating on his leg.
"If I didn't know any better, Sessho, I'd think you were gay!" Whitney laughed.
"No, he's just bisexual!" InuYasha added.
Harley giggled as Kisaki commented, "The bisexual dog-man probably enjoys it."
Sesshoumaru then growled in frustration when Masurao didn't stop, and picked the puppy up by the collar, and flung him into Whitney.
"HEY! You could of hurt him!" Whitney scowled.
"I could have, but I didn't." Sesshoumaru sneered. "Now I have to buy new pants."
"BEG! BEG! BEG!" Whitney shouted, as Sesshomaru did so.
"Hn, hn, hn!" He muttered each time he hit the ground.
"That sounds so wrong…" InuYasha raised his eyebrow.
"I can't believe you girls sunk so low as to date these arrogant jerks. You two could do much better." Kisaki said matter-of-factly, from Harley's head.
"HEY!" InuYasha growled at the cat.
"What'd she say?" Whitney asked.
"Kisaki says you could do much better than bisexual boy over there." Masurao relayed the message to his mistress.
"Oh…"
"Grrr! I am NOT bisexual!" Sesshoumaru 'grred'.
"As far as we know…" Harley giggled.
"Agreed." Kisaki smirked at Sesshoumaru. "Now. Are you two here for a reason. I am tired, and I do nut trust the likes of you." She turned her head to Inuyasha, who glowered at her.
"Yeah, why are you guys here?" Masurao asked Sesshoumaru.
"We came to bring you guys back home, but since you now have pets…." Inuyasha shrugged.
"Hey wait. This is our home!" Harley centered a glare at her hanyou boyfriend.
"No, it is not." Sesshoumaru gave an even colder glare to the girls when they glared at him. "That is your home until This Sesshoumaru says so."
"You are a complete control freak." Whitney growled at him. Masurao nodded and growled at Sesshoumaru.
"That, I may be. But that is beside the point." Whitney sweat dropped. "But, since you now own those disgusting things, we will be staying with you."
"SAY WHAT?!?!?!" Whitney, Harley, Masurao, and Kisaki yelled.
"Since when are we living together?!" Harley snarled. "We aren't engaged or anything!" Kisaki glared at Sesshoumaru from her position atop of Harley's head.
"Actually, Whitney and Sesshoumaru are engaged." Inuyasha pointed out. He earned a snarl from Kisaki and Masurao.
"Listen here, you little cat wanna-be! Quit ruining our mistresses plans. They don't want your perverted asses in their house, and either do I!" Kisaki flexed her claws in warning.
"Weird." Masurao muttered as Sesshoumaru growled in annoyance.
"I don't know what Kisaki said, but I am NOT engaged to anyone, and there for, neither of you are staying in this house with us. OUT!" Whitney pointed to the door.
???An hour later???
Sesshoumaru sat on the couch next to a glowering Whitney, a growling Masurao, a scowling Harley, a hissing Kisaki, and a smirking Inuyasha as movers brought in a dresser, a table, an espresso machine, and a dishwasher.
Sesshoumaru practically grinned as a lankey mover brought a large box labeled 'brownies'. Whitney looked at her boyfriend. "Why are you smiling? It's creepy."
"Those are not brownies." Sesshoumaru sneered as Harley and Whitney got a disgusted look on their faces.
"EWWW!!" Kisaki and Masurao said simultaneously.
Suddenly Jaken came running in, an angry mover following behind him, carrying a crate with holes along the sides. "Be careful with that, human. I do not want my things destroyed because of your insolence." Jaken squawked to the man.
Harley's eyes widened as Whitney's mouthed dropped open. Harley's voice came out in a hoarse whisper. "W-what is he doing here?" She turned to Inuyasha who shrugged carelessly.
"He is my servant of course." Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow as Masurao gave a very human-like snort.
"Ha. You need a servant. You really fit the all-high and mighty act don't you?" Sesshoumaru made a reach for the puppy, who whimpered and curled in closer to Whitney.
Whitney instantly snapped her head to Sesshoumaru, picking up the puppy and pulling him close to her chest. "Don't you dare, Sesshoumaru. You touch him, and you will no longer have any fingers to touch anything with."
Sesshoumaru growled at the puppy and kept a glare on him until the movers were done and Jaken was standing in front of him, holding his staff in front of him.
"That thing is indeed, fugly." Kisaki scrunched her face as she hopped back on Harley's head in order to get as far from Jaken as possible.
Harley nodded her head. "He is not staying here, Sesshoumaru." Harley glowered.
"Why? He would make a good chew toy!" Masurao yipped in excitement. Whitney relayed the message to Harley, who giggled, but Jaken who could easily hear her, went pale.
"M-my Lord. Would I really be that obnoxious thing's chew toy?" Jaken asked, shaking and practically peeing himself.
Whitney grinned evilly. "I think he would taste bad, but if you really want to, I think you should Masurao." Masurao grinned… well as much as a dog can grin.
"If that thing so much as touches me I will burn it into oblivion with my Staff of Heads!" Jaken croaked. Whitney's face fell into anger as she calmly set the puppy on Sesshoumaru's lap.
"Little Toad, you are going down." Whitney whispered menacingly. She was about to take a step when Sesshoumaru did something to cause Masurao yip in pain.
Harley grabbed Masurao, Inuyasha, and made sure Kisaki was safe on her head before running to the other side of the room. "Sesshoumaru that is just plain dirty." Harley whispered as she rubbed Masurao's sore ears.
"What did you do?" Whitney asked, surprisingly calm. (not for long)
"This Sesshoumaru did nothing." Sesshoumaru replied innocently.
"He pulled my ear!" Masurao whimpered.
"That is just cruel." Kisaki shook her head in disgust.
Inuyasha looked back and forth between them, wondering what the hell was going on. "Err…" he started before Whitney grabbed Sesshoumaru's tail and threw him on the floor.
"Don't touch my puppy!" She yelled as she grabbed Masurao and stomped out of the condo, muttering about 'stupid bisexual men'.
Harley shook her head and walked into her room, motioning for Inuyasha to follow her.
"What?" InuYasha asked, as Harley shut the door behind him.
Harley pointed to her head. "Whitney wants Sesshoumaru to sleep on that tiny couch… with Jaken." She grinned, as InuYasha laughed. "So, we are going to have Masurao and Kisaki pee on the couch."
"The only reason I am agreeing to do this is because I want bisexual man to suffer!!" Kisaki commented from atop Harley's head.
"Yeah know, it's pretty creepy to see you there. I mean, I go to look at Harley, and BAM! There you are. Scary." InuYasha shook his head.
"Grr, I like it up here, so nah! Why did I have to have such an idiotic hanyou as one of my connectors?" Kisaki asked sarcastically.
"You have a really big mouth for something that isn't supposed to be able to talk." InuYasha growled stubbornly.
Kisaki hissed angrily before hopping off of Harley's head and walking towards the door. "Are you going to open the door, or are you two going to stand there staring at each other and doing the goo-goo eyes all day?" She raised her cat eyebrow as Harley and InuYasha blushed.
"Shut up you stupid cat!" InuYasha snarled. Harley sighed before smacking him in the back of the head.
"I'm a cat to, ya stupid dork." Harley walked over and picked up Kisaki before walking out. "Okay do your stuff, Kisaki." She whispered into her cat's ear as she sat her on the couch.
Sesshoumaru had stood up to go into the kitchen, and came out when he heard Whitney come in the door. He opened his mouth to say something when he heard a "EWW! They're peeing on the couch!!!" from Harley.
"It's so gross!!!" Whitney yelled. She grabbed Masurao and waved her finger in his face. "Bad dog. You don't pee on the couch!" Masurao whimpered and licked her finger.
Harley grabbed Kisaki and glowered at her. "NO! You do that in the litter box! Bad kitty!" Kisaki eyes looked adorable as she meowed pitifully. InuYasha just shook his head and walked out of the door, Harley following behind him.
Sesshoumaru looked from the couch to the puppy almost asleep in Whitney's arms. "Are you not going to punish him?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.
Whitney gasped, clutching Masurao to her chest. "He's just a puppy! He doesn't understand you big JERK! Gosh! For that, InuYasha gets the spare room."
Jaken, who had been making sure his lord had all his things, came walking into the room at that moment. "My lord does not sleep on a couch!" He sniffed. "Especially, a soiled couch!"
Whitney transferred her glare to the toad. "He will do as I say." She turned her gaze to Sesshoumaru who looked amused. "Don't you go all smirking on me. You are sleeping on the little couch with Jaken." She growled.
Sesshoumaru's face fell back into his 'no-feeling' stage. "This Sesshoumaru does not sleep on a couch. He will sleep where he pleases."
Whitney shrugged. "Then go back home, Mr.-I-Get-Whatever-I-Want." She growled one more time as his glare fell on the puppy, and walked outside to sit on the stairs with Harley and InuYasha.
Harley looked up from petting Kisaki when Whitney sat beside her. "How'd it go? Is he sleeping on the couch?" She asked her cousin.
Whitney shrugged. "Either that or he'll go home. Don't know, don't care."
"The bisexual probably sleeps with that green thing when no one is around." Kisaki mentioned, tail swishing back and forth.
Whitney's eyes widened as Masurao relayed the message. Harley smirked as she heard her cousin whisper. "The images will not go away. AGHHHHH!!"
About fifteen minutes later Harley, Whitney, InuYasha, and the animals came inside. Sesshoumaru was staring at Jaken as he went though the things in a large black suitcase. "So… are you leaving?" Harley asked hopefully.
Sesshoumaru glared at her. "No. I will be staying here, as will Inuyasha." Whitney and Harley sighed exasperatedly, but Sesshoumaru chose to ignore it. "However, Jaken will be leaving."
Whitney threw her fist in the air. "YES! Uh-huh, oh yeah!" Whitney did her happy dance, and moon walked across the room. Masurao yipped and danced around her feet.
Harley giggled as Kisaki mentioned how alike the two 'idiots' were. Masurao, hearing the comment, snuck up behind the cat and bit her tail. "That's what you get for calling us idiots!" He yelled as Kisaki jumped in the air, claws extended.
Somehow, the Persian flew about five feet across the room, because she landed right on Sesshoumaru's face. Her claws stuck into his face and the back of his head as he waved his arms around, pointing to the cat.
"Meg hizz thigg offa meh." His growl was muffled into the Persians fur.
"Get this thing off of ME!" Kisaki hissed as she clutched to Sesshoumaru tighter. Harley and Whitney were to busy laughing as Sesshoumaru ran around the room, running into things.
"Stay still my lord! I'll get the disgusting feline off!" Jaken squawked. Harley froze in mid-laughter.
"What did you just say?!" She yelled as she grabbed an umbrella. "DIE TOAD DIE!!!" Harley began to chase Jaken around the room.
InuYasha decided to comment right then and there. "It was the damn puppy's fault."
Whitney stopped laughing and stood up from her crouched position, growling at InuYasha. "What did you say, half-breed?" She snarled through clenched teeth. Whitney grabbed a fire-poker from the fireplace and began to walk towards InuYasha.
InuYasha looked around the room, wondering where to go. "Err……" he just decided to run around like everyone else.
"GET BACK HERE YOU DAMNED HALF-BREED!" Whitney yelled as she darted after InuYasha.
Masurao sat on his hind legs, watching the scene in amusement. Then he got a wonderful idea. He slowly made his way to Sesshoumaru. When he was only about a foot away from the growling and flailing youkai, he jumped in front of his legs, causing his the tai-youkai to trip over his little puppy body.
Sesshoumaru growled, and Kisaki hissed as they toppled forwards, landing on Whitney's back, who grabbed InuYasha at the last second, who reached for Harley's arm, who whacked Jaken as she went tumbling down.
Masurao barked happily as he looked at the teenagers. Sesshoumaru was on the bottom, Kisaki now stuck to the top of his head, and Whitney sprawled on top of him. InuYasha had his back on top of Whitney, with Harley laying across him, and Jaken was lying on the floor with an umbrella stuck between his eyes.
InuYasha growled and slowly stood up, trying not to hurt Harley. "What the hell happened?!"
Harley shrugged as she leaned against him. "I don't know." She bent down next to Sesshoumaru and grabbed Kisaki, who's eyes were wide and claws extracted as she picked her up. The poor kitty was scared stiff and as soon as Harley had her in her arms she turned around snuggled into her chest.
"Do not, ever let that happen again." She meowed/growled into Harley clothing.
Harley nodded and straitened out Kisaki's fur. "Who caused us to fall?" she asked as Whitney stood up and tried to help Sesshoumaru up. Sesshoumaru however decided to get up himself and grab Masurao.
"It was this little creature." Sesshoumaru growled into the little husky's face. Masurao just barked and looked towards Whitney.
"I was just trying to get back at him for calling me obnoxious." he whimpered pitifully.
Whitney's eyes softened and she grabbed Masurao from Sesshoumaru's grip. "It's okay, baby. Let's go to bed." Whitney yawned, missing Sesshoumaru's angry/jealous glare.
Harley nodded and walked to her room. "Come on, Inu. Your room is next to mine." she called happily. InuYasha smirked and followed after her.
Sesshoumaru glowered and kicked Jaken across the room. "You are sleeping on the floor, Jaken."
"Yes, milord." Jaken chirped, happy to please his lord. Sesshoumaru just glared at the toad and tried making himself comfortable on the small couch next to the fireplace.
Fifteen minutes later…. Sesshoumaru turned to his left, trying to get the creak out of his neck.
Ten minutes later…. Sesshoumaru kicked his legs out of the large blanket he was under, possibly getting rid of the cramp in his calf.
Five minutes later…. Sesshoumaru threw the blanket off of him and stood up, determined to get a good night sleep. He practically stomped to Whitney's room, and opened the door, none to quietly. Surprisingly, the female inu-youkai did not stir except to tell him to 'close the damned door.'
Sesshoumaru smirked and closed the door as he made his way to the bed, taking of his tank top in order to accommodate to the heated room. He slowly made his way to the other side of the bed, and reached for the covers. He was met with dark brown eyes glaring at him.
"What are you doing in here?" Masurao asked, angry that his sleep was interrupted.
Sesshoumaru growled and picked the puppy up by the collar. "Sleeping, what does it look like?"
Masurao tilted his head. "Whitney said to sleep on the couch."
Sesshoumaru smiled an evil smile. "Then by all means, do so." He walked towards the door and put the puppy outside of the room, and then closed it again. Expertly shutting out the little annoyance.
Sesshoumaru smirked and walked back to the bed, crawling in beside Whitney. He sighed contentedly as he brought Whitney to his chest. He fell asleep with a smile on his face.
About ten minutes later… Whitney woke up with a start. She looked around the bed and spotted what she was looking for, white fur. She reached for it and pulled it close, noting she was lying on a bare chest.
"Hey wait. Bare chest?!" Whitney shot up, pulling what she thought was Masurao with her.
Sesshoumaru opened his eyes as his tail was pulled out from under his body. He looked to Whitney and found her clutching it close to her. "What are you doing?"
Whitney looked from him, to his tail, and then to his butt, then back to the tail, and then his butt again. Sesshoumaru smirked. "I see you are again admiring This Sesshoumaru's body."
Whitney glared at him and whacked him in the head. "Shut it you pervert. Where's Masurao?"
Sesshoumaru growled in a annoyance. "The dog is elsewhere." suddenly Whitney heard a loud yipping.
"Whitney!! Wake up! Bisexual man locked me out of the room!" She heard Masurao call.
"Huh!?!" Whitney jumped up, revealing a purple tank top with red shorts. She ran to the door and opened it, scooping Masurao up as soon as it was open. "What are you doing out here?!!?" she yelled, a little to loudly.
InuYasha came running out of his room and practically barreling Whitney to the floor. "What's wrong?" he gasped out.
"Nothing, Masurao just got locked out of the room." Whitney shrugged. InuYasha rolled his eyes.
"Whatever." he turned around and walked past his room, and right into Harley's.
Whitney shook her head and turned back into her room mumbling something about 'little freaks and sleeping in beds that aren't theirs'.
A.N. … We don't feel like putting an AN at the moment… also this is the chapter from before, the whole chapter didn't get posted….