The Inuyasha Badfic Collection
Mind Control
Cyrox
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha and all of the other shows and games mentioned.
"Good-bye everyone," Kagome said as she ran toward the well, "I'm going home for a test."
"You're what?" Inuyasha demanded, "But this fanfic just started."
"I have a very important test," Kagome said.
"We need you to find jewel shards!" Inuyasha insisted.
"I'll only be gone for three days," Kagome explained.
"Just let her go Inuyasha," Sango said.
Now normally, Inuyasha would probably argue for a while, and let Kagome go. But someone snuck a microchip into his brain during the last fanfic that increases his character flaws.
"Fine, go home!" Inuyasha shouted, "We don't even need a pathetic weakling like you around!"
Everyone who heard the half demon stared at him.
"Is there something wrong Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, "You're acting like Kouga just proposed in front of me."
"I don't know," Inuyasha said, "I haven't been drinking since Kikyo and I went to rehab."
But Inuyasha wasn't the only one affected by a mood altering microchip. Someone slipped one into Kagome's brain during the last fanfic too, and it looks like hearing Kikyo's name activated the chip.
"Inuyasha sit!" Kagome shouted, causing Inuyasha to fall to the ground.
"What did you do that for?" Inuyasha demanded.
"You mentioned the name of that clay pot in front of me!" Kagome said, "Why are you always comparing me to her?"
"I don't compare you to Kikyo," Inuyasha said, "and what's with the clay pot thing?"
Kagome stared at him the second she heard the name Kikyo. Inuyasha knew that look, and so did his microchip. It caused Inuyasha to hide behind Shippo like a pathetic coward.
"Please Kagome," the spineless Inuyasha begged, "have mercy?"
"Sit! Sit! Sit!" Kagome shouted.
Inuyasha fell down on top of Shippo three times.
"That's it!" Shippo said, "I'm sick of being ignored and treated poorly in cliché fanfics. I'm going on strike for the rest of the Inuyasha Badfic Collection.
Everyone watched as Shippo made an on strike sign and held it in the air.
"I think we need to get back to the fanfic," Miroku said.
"You always do!" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha, "There was that one time … no wait that was a fanfic. But there was that time … fanfic again. Oh wait, how could I forget … oh yeah, that was a fanfic too."
Three days had past and Kagome still couldn't find a single time that Inuyasha compared her to Kikyo.
"I don't believe it," Kagome said, "I missed my test. It doesn't matter, that test was only a plot device to make Inuyasha verbally abuse me."
"Are you feeling ok," Inuyasha asked.
"I think so," Kagome said, "I'd better go back to my own time and see a doctor."
"That sounds like a good idea," Miroku said, "I think we should check out Inuyasha."
Kagome climbed out of the well and arrived in her own time. She went into the house and found Souta standing in the kitchen.
"Hi Souta," Kagome said.
But Souta just ignored her.
"Hi Souta," Kagome repeated.
Souta turned her head to Kagome to let her know that he heard her, but was ignoring her. Kagome wondered why her brother was treating her like that, it wasn't like him.
"What's wrong Souta?" Kagome asked.
"What is it to you worm brain?" Souta replied.
"Why are you behaving like this and who's that guy behind you," Kagome questioned.
There was a large guy holding a small handgun right behind Souta.
"Well," Souta started, "he wants me to treat you like dirt so people would get more sympathy. He said I'd shoot me and then he'd get Mom and Grandpa."
"I see," Kagome said.
Kagome went outside after she called a doctor, and took a bath. After her bath, she went outside and noticed a young boy around her age standing in front of her. He had long red hair and bright green eyes.
"Hello," Kagome said to the stranger.
"Hello my love," The stranger said, "my name is Kurama, and I have come so we can be together."
"I see," a confused Kagome said.
At that point, another guy with a sword entered. He was dressed all in black and had spiky black hair with some white streaks in the front.
"What are you doing here Hiei?" Kurama asked.
"Kagome is mine," Hiei said, "and I will do anything to get her, even fight a friend."
"Well I'm willing to fight a friend too," Kurama replied.
Kurama took out his rose whip and the two demons started fighting.
"Come on," Kagome said, "there's no need to fight over me."
At that point, a limo drove up to Kagome's house. A young teenage boy around Kagome's are climbed out of the limo. He had brown hair and was dressed in a white trench coat.
"You're right Kagome," The boy said, "I'm Seto Kaiba, the owner of Kaiba Corp. I want to make you my girlfriend and put you in front of Mokuba and my duelling. I can offer you money, unlike these two losers over there."
"Are you calling me shallow?" Kagome demanded.
"Don't you usually fall in love with the first boy you see after Inuyasha chooses Kikyo over you?" Kaiba asked.
"First of all, I only do that in OOC fanfics!" Kagome replied, "And I want you to explain to me how you know about Inuyasha and Kikyo."
"I found out through the plot holes," Kaiba explained.
"Enough Kaiba," A mysterious person said, "that girl will be mine."
The stranger was dressed in blue and had a gold pendant that was shaped like a pyramid around his neck. He had dark red hair with gold streaks in the front, and violet eyes.
"Yugi," Kaiba said, "I will duel you for the love of Kagome."
"I'm not a trophy," Kagome angrily said.
"Yeah," A blonde guy with a green jacket and blue jeans said, "she's my love. And don't think I'm going to take it easy on you because you're my friend Yugi, that girl means more to me than you do."
"Go ahead Jonouchi," Yugi said, "I've already defeated the other me to get to her."
At that point, a flash of light surrounded the Millennium Puzzle around Yugi's neck.
"That's what you think," the other Yugi bragged.
"This is getting weird," Kagome said.
Kagome backed away from the five teens that were fighting over her. But at that point, a blue hedgehog wearing red high tops ran right in front of her.
"Hi," The hedgehog said, "I'm Sonic, and I wanna be your man."
"That's uh nice," Kagome said, "but I'm afraid I don't date outside my species."
"Back off Sonic," a red echidna said, "she's my girl."
"No way Knuckles," a two tailed fox said, "I love Kagome and I want her to be my girlfriend."
"You're too young tails," Sonic said, "and there's no way she'd love a knucklehead either."
"This is not happening," Kagome said to herself.
The young school girl started to back off from the feuding Team Sonic. But at that point, she ran into a young boy. He had blonde hair and was dressed in an orange suit.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto!" the boy said, "And I have come to fulfill my dream of making you my bride!"
"What?" a shocked Kagome asked, "I thought you wanted to be the lord Hokage of your village and make people respect you. Great, now I'm using plot holes."
"I've given up on that," Naruto said, "even though it is an important part of my character."
"Back off dunce," Another boy said.
The second boy was the same age as Naruto and had black hair; he was dressed in a dark blue shirt and grey shorts.
"No way Sasuke," Naruto said, "I won't let you take Kagome. And why are you so interested in her? You ignore Sakura and she's in love with you."
"Why would I want Sakura when I can have Kagome?" Sasuke asked.
"What is going on here?" Kagome asked herself.
She took a few steps back and walked right into a boy who had a long, braided ponytail, and was dressed completely in black.
"Hey," he said, "the god of death could use a goddess."
"Forget it Duo," another boy said, "I want her."
The other boy was dressed in a green tank top and spandex. He had short brown hair and brown eyes.
"No way Heero," Duo said, "the ladies love me."
"When was the last time Hilde called out your name?" Heero bragged.
"Forget it," another boy with short brown hair and violet eyes said, "she belongs to the Seed crew."
"Who are you?" Kagome asked.
"I am Kira Yamato," the boy said, "I too pilot a mobile suit. But unlike these two, I ended a long war between two empires."
"Well I saved your precious Earth," Another boy with dark bluish black hair and green eyes said.
"No way Athrun," Kira said, "she's mine."
Kagome backed into her house just as every boy in her yard started fighting.
"This is just too weird," She said to herself.
"Hey Kagome," A familiar voice said.
Kagome turned around in fear, hoping it wasn't another boy lusting after her. Thankfully, it was just Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha!" She said with joy, "Thank God it's you."
"So what's with all the people fighting in your yard?" Inuyasha asked.
"These boys just came by and called me their girlfriend," she explained.
At that point, all of them noticed Inuyasha.
"So is this that jerk of a guy who verbally abuses you all the time?" Kurama asked.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Inuyasha demanded.
"I've heard there's some guy who only uses you to find jewel shards," Yugi said.
"And he always sees his ex-girlfriend whenever you're asleep," Yami Yugi said, "and that's the only time he's ever nice to you."
At that point, Kagome could take no more.
"Listen," She shouted, "I won't let you say those things about Inuyasha! Sure he may not have the best manners, but he's a loyal friend who's always there for me! And I have enough problems in my life without dozens of guys coming over wanting to be my boyfriend. I'm not just going to fall in love with some guy I barely know!"
After Kagome's little rant, something odd happened to everyone in the yard.
"Where are we?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know," Sonic said, "I was enjoying a good run until some odd man did some hypnotism skill on me."
"The last thing I remember was some odd man hypnotizing me too," Heero said.
"And I believe he looked like him!" Hiei said as he pointed to some guy in a black suit.
"Let's get him!" Jonouchi said.
"Uh oh," The man said.
Soon the hypnotist found himself running for his life as every crossover star chased after him.
"That was odd," Kagome said, "let's just say that never happened."
"Anyway, I came here to tell you that through some plot holes, Miroku found out that someone inserted some microchips into our brains that increase our emotions," Inuyasha said.
"That explains everything," Kagome said, "someone wanted us to hate each other so I'd fall in love with one of them."
"Well," Inuyasha said, "we might as well get the chips out."
And so ends chapter three of the Inuyasha Badfic Collection. Next time, I'm giving Inuyasha and Kagome the fic off, because Miroku and Sango are the stars of the next chapter. Besides, they have suffered enough, haven't they?