The Inuyasha Badfic Collection

Miroku and Sango's Turn

Cyrox

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.

After three chapters of stupidity; Inuyasha, Kagome, and their friends decided to rest for the day.

"It sure is nice getting the chapter off," Inuyasha said.

"I know," Kagome added, "not having to worry about falling in love a complete stranger."

"No pointless sits," Inuyasha added.

"It will be perfect," Kagome said, "but I do feel bad for Miroku and Sango."

"They'll be fine," Inuyasha said, "if we can survive it, I'm sure they can."

Sango was sitting around, think about Kohaku and any other thing that depresses her. Miroku walked over to Sango to talk to her.

"Hey Sango," Miroku said.

"Yes Miroku," She replied.

"Any plans for this fanfic?" He asked.

"It's just the usual …" Sango said.

But at that moment, she felt Miroku doing his usual groping. At that point, she became very enraged; seriously enraged to the point of killing Miroku. I guess you can't have an Inuyasha romance fanfic without somebody upsetting his lover.

"Perverted monk!" Sango shouted.

At that point, she started to pound Miroku into a bloody pulp. Inuyasha and Kagome just sighed at the OOC'ness while Shippo continued his strike.

Once she finished teaching Miroku a lesson, she walked into the forest alone so she can continue to build up her anger against Miroku's perversion.

During her walk, a random demon appeared. I'd describe it too you; but this is the Inuyasha Badfic Collection where important stuff like that doesn't matter. The sight of the demon frightened Sango so badly that she screamed and froze in fear.

Sango didn't know what was going on at that point. She was a demon slayer, she trained all her life to fight against demons like that, and she was used to seeing different kinds of creatures. But for some reason, all she could do was act like a typical damsel in distress.

At that point, Miroku came from out of nowhere and used his wind tunnel on the demon. The demon got sucked into the wind tunnel and disappeared. But the beast had some kind of poison in it and Miroku quickly collapsed. Sango was saddened at what she saw and started to feel bad for Miroku, forgetting that she wanted to kill him earlier.

"Miroku," Sango cried, "please wake up!"

Suddenly, Miroku opened his eyes.

"Before I grab you," he started, "I just need to know. Why didn't you fight that demon? You are a demon slayer after all."

"I don't know," Sango said, "it's like the author forgot that I am a demon slayer."

At that moment, Sango felt Miroku's hand on her butt. Sango immediately slapped him, but this time, she felt nothing but romantic feelings for him. Don't ask me why, it just happens.

And that's if for the fourth chapter, sorry if it's too short; but then again, a small size might help it. Next time, we're visiting Hanyou High.