Disclaimer: Oh, Elliot, you want me to run away with you? Oh sorry day dreaming again. I don't own SVU or Will and Grace. Now back to the day dream: Sure I don't mind if you bring your friend Brad Pitt with us.
"Mrs. Walker, we'll need permission to search your apartment. Is it okay?"
"huh, what, oh yeah it's okay. But just don't touch the pills" she said looking away from John and going over toward's Olivia's desk and getting her coat"
"come one Jackie its time to go." Jack was over at the water cooler checking out his reflection. He came over toward's Elliot's desk and also got his coat. They were about to go, when Karen grabbed Johns ass on the way out. John jumped slightly, then looked at Karen who just winked at him and walked out. he turned back to Olivia and Elliot,
"What? I can't help it if I attract women" he said seeing the two disgusted looks he was getting.
"but women almost half your age. Thats kind of sad John" Olivia said sitting at her desk. John shrugged then looked over at her with his sunglasses.
"Take what you can get, and when you can get it" he said wagging his eye brows at her. Olivia scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"Get a life John" she said getting out a folder. John glared at her and walked over to her.
"Well, I don't need you to tell you to get a life. After all, every one knows that you have a life with Elliot" he said so that only the four of them could hear it. Olivia glared at him and he just smiled smugly at her.
"Well at least I wasn't born when his parents probably were." John just shrugged again and sat down at his desk. Olivia closed the folder and looked at the Elliot.
"you ready to go?"
"yeah he said also closing his folder.
"Hey where you two going?" Fin called out.
"We have to check out Karen's apartment. You want to come?"
"sure" he said grabbing his coat.
"What about me?" John called out. Olivia looked at him and smiled smugly at him
"who says your invited?"
"me" he said getting up and putting on his coat. Olivia rolled her eyes again, and then started to walk out of the precinct with Fin and John, before Elliot stopped her.
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
"okay sure whats up?"
"I figured we would do our little plan when we get back. What do you think?" he whispered to her. Olivia looked confused for a second, then remembered what he was talking about
"oh, the break up thing. All right, lets do it today." They smiled at each other then started to walk out.
"Hey wait" Elliot said Olivia stopped as Elliot walked up to her. He looked around quickly to see if anyone was watching, they weren't, so Elliot gently kissed her on the lips. Olivia just stood there for a moment, but she quickly kissed him back. When they released, Olivia smiled at him
"what was that for? Not that I'm complaining of course." Elliot shrugged then smiled
"I wanted to kiss you before we 'break up' " Olivia smiled at him and then they walked out. John and Fin were waiting for them and they eyed Olivia and Elliot
"what was the talk about?" John asked crossing his arms. Elliot and Olivia looked at each other, then back at John
"nothing" they said at the same time. John and Fin looked at one another then shrugged.
"So where does Karen live?" Fin asked getting into his and Johns car.
"She lives at the Guapo street in a pent house in Manhattan" Elliot said getting into the drivers side of Olivia's car and started the car.
"We'll just follow you" John said getting into his car. Olivia got into her car and shut her door.
'We'll see you guys there" she said trying to find a good a radio station. He started to drive and Olivia finally sighed and turned off the radio.
"theres no good songs on the radio anymore" she said turning to Elliot.
"Amen to that. What ever happened to the days of Elvis and"
"or the Beatles" she said looking at him. Elliot looked at her and scoffed.
"Please, the Beatles were so over rated"
"No, they were one of the best bands ever, and they had more then twenty hits on the radio. They were a legend." Elliot shook his head and turned on the radio. rolled his eyes and then looked at her again.
"Don't tell me you were one of those girls who were obsessed with all four of them, knew all the words to there lyrics, and refused to come out of your room for three days because they broke up?" Olivia looked down and started to blush. Elliot's eyes got wide and he started to laugh
"oh my god you were weren't you? I can't believe it. So witch one were you in love with?"
"I, um, well, Ringo." Elliot started to laugh again and Olivia gave him a mock glare
"So, you liked a guy with tight jump suits and capes." Elliot stopped laughing at her and threw a mock glare at her.
"ha, ha. Your very funny." She shrugged then looked out the window. Elliot looked out the window before he started humming Yellow Submarine. Olivia rolled her eyes and looked at him.
"Your not funny, you know that right?" she said trying not to smile. Elliot looked at her and smile.
"Yes I am" he said with a smile. Olivia rolled her eyes and smiled.
'Well, maybe you are, but not all the time." In a few minutes they were at the house and they pulled in and got out of the car, followed by Fin and John.
"I don't want to hear it!" Fin yelled loudly at him.
"but its true! I was just trying to help you!" John said defensively. Elliot looked over at Olivia, who just shrugged.
"Um guys, whats going on?" she asked John. Fin turned around angrily and looked at her.
"I'll tell you whats going on. Jackass over here broke the radio!"
"I did not you did!" John said defensively
"you did"
"you did"
"you did"
"you- "
"quiet! whats wrong with the radio?" Olivia said crossing her arms
" I turned on the radio to a station, and John thought that the government is using rap music to brain wash people, so he switched it, then I switched it back, and that went on for a few more times, before it stopped playing! And because of his god damn theories, he broke it!" Fin shouted at him. John glared at him
'I did not break it! You were the last one to touch the dial! So technically you broke it!" John shouted at him.
"Well if you weren't such an over terrified conspirator, it wouldn't have happened!"
"oh conspirator, big word for you huh Fin" John said crossing his arms. Fin glared at her then began to walk toward's him, but Elliot held him back.
"just calm down man" he said lowly to him. Fin glared at him then walked inside. John glared at his back, then also walked inside, ignoring Elliot and Olivia. Olivia and Elliot looked at each other then at Fin and Johns retreating backs.
"I think there mad at each other" Elliot said looking back at Olivia.
"I think your right" she said looking at him. They looked at the house once again before going inside. In side, Fin and John were walking on other sides of the living room. Olivia and Elliot looked at the both of them for a moment before they both went upstairs, where one of the CSI was at the bathroom door, dusting for prints.
"get any thing so far?" Elliot asked putting on gloves and walking over to him
"yeah, a lot of people have used this bathroom"
"well just collect all of them" Olivia said also putting on gloves. Just then they heard a loud voice in a Spanish voice yell
"Mrs Walker I'm home!" the voice said along with a loud baking. The two of them looked at each other in confusion before they heard more barking, followed by a
"who the hell are you?" they heard a girl yell over the growling and barking of the dog
"we're detectives with the SVU squid. I'm detective Munch, and this is detective Tutuola" they heard John yelling over the now snarling dog.
"okay if your the police, let me see your- Klaus no!" they heard the girl yell over a loud bark and John yelling and then a crash. The two of them ran downstairs to see John up against a wall, and a big golden retriever growling, barking, and trying to lunge at him, whale the women tried to pull on his leash to get him away from him.
"Klaus Von Puppy, you get down right now!" she yelled at him again.
"down, sit, heel!" John yelled at it backing up even more. The dog didn't listen and barked more loudly at him. Olivia and Elliot went over to the dog and started to help the women pull on the leash to get it away from John. It worked a little, but then the leash broke. The dog lunged at John, but then Fin stepped in front of him and glared at it
"sit!" he yelled sternly at the dog. It whimpered then quickly sat down
"lay down" he said in the same tone. It whimpered, put his tail between his legs then laid on the carpet, looking up at Fin with scared eyes. Fin glared at him again then turned toward's John
"you okay?"
"yeah" he said quietly then went off to another room. Fin rolled his eyes then looked at the women taking the leash off the now calm dog.
"I'm sorry, Klaus never does this usually, he usually loves people" she said smoothing her maids uniform out.
"And you are?"
"Rosario Salazar-McFarland, I'm Mrs Walkers maid. How do you do" she said adjusting her hair
"fine thank you. How long have you been Mrs Walkers maid?" Olivia said getting out her tiny notebook.
"too long" she said going into another room and coming out with a small feather duster.
"So you said you were the police, what can I help you with?"
"We were wondering if I can ask you a few questions"
"she was asleep from two thirty until nine thirty the seventeenth" she said standing up straight with her hands straight down. Olivia and Elliot looked at one another in confusion, then at Rosario again.
"What are you talking about?" Olivia said crossing her arms. Rosario picked up the duster again and started dusting off one of the many bottles on the stand.
"nothing, nothing at all. So what were you going to ask me" she said hastily.
"We were wondering if you saw anyone unusual around here today, maybe some one who was new in the neighbor hood?"
" No, no one unusual, just Mr Finster."
"who's that?" Olivia said writing down in her note book."
"Mrs Walker's ex husband. So sad, she divorced him only after a few hours of marriage"
"and you saw him here today?"
"Yes, he said to give Mrs Walker his condolences for what happened to Grace." Just then they heard a Karen yell
"Hey Rosy! Get over here and bring in these bags, and be careful with them! I don't want taco grease all over the outfits!" Karen walked into the living room and noticed the three detectives standing there
"detective Beansand, what are you doing here?" Olivia glared at her for a moment before Elliot spoke
"We were just checking out the apartment." Karen nodded then went to the mini bar behind the detectives and got out a small bottle of Vodka and drank half of it in one drink
"ahh that hit the spot" she said putting the cap back on and into her purse.
"so did you find out anything about who sent the note?"
"we got some finger prints, but thats about it. Don't worry, we'll find the guy who left it" John said coming back into the living room. Karen looked at him and smiled
"well well well. Detective Munch, how are you doin-" but she was interrupted by Klaus barking and growing again.
"Oh son of a bitch!" Munch said backing up into the wall again by the dog.
'Klaus Van Puppy you sit down right now!" Karen shouted at the barking dog. Klaus didn't listen, but instead lept at Munch again.
"God damn dog!" he yelled after Klaus bit him on the hand hard. Karen poured out a little bit of Vodka in front of the dog and pouring it out and leading it away from him.
"come on good puppy, come on, thats a good dog" she said as the dog smelt the drink and followed it. Karen pured it out into a little puddle and the dog licked it up.
"She must really love him if she gave up a drink for him" Rosario whispered to Olivia. Karen looked at John who was nursing his bleeding hand and mumbling something about government controlled dogs.
"Are you okay? Usually Klaus is never this way around strangers." John looked at her and smiled
"I'm fine, don't worry about it." They smiled at each other for a second before Fin interrupted
"well Mrs Walker, we'll be in touch. come on Munch" Fin said putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Uh actually, I wanted to talk to you for a second John" Karen said. John looked at Fin and shrugged
"you three can go on ahead, I'll be out in a second." Fin looked at Elliot and Olivia who just shrugged. They walked outside and waited for John
"I can not believe he fell for him" Fin said shaking his head.
"what does she see in him anyway?" he said pacing. Olivia and Elliot looked at each other then back at Fin, smiling
"your jealous" Olivia said crossing her arms. Fin scoffed
"are you kidding? I am not jealous of him" Fin said crossing his arms. Elliot and Olivia looked at each other then back to him
"yes you are" Elliot said
"no I'm not"
"yes you are" Olivia and Elliot said at the same time.
"no I'm not"
"yes you are" they said together again. Fin rolled his eyes then John came out, looking slightly depressed.
"whats wrong?" Fin said coming up to him.
"we broke up" he said simply
"were you two even going out?" Olivia said
"I guess. Apparently I'm not the boyfriend type, that and the fact that she thought I owned half the bars on the upper east side. When I told her I wasn't she told me she couldn't see me any more."
"are you okay?" John shrugged
"It happens" and he walked to the car. The three of them looked after him then at each other.
"told you I wasn't jealous" Fin said walking to there car. Olivia and Elliot looked after him then at each other
"do you think he'll be okay?" Olivia said softly. Then they heard a loud crash, then loud music coming from john and Fins car
"it works! Just needed a little tap" Johns voice said. Olivia smiled and shock her head.
"I guess he got over it pretty quickly" she said looking up at Elliot. Elliot smiled at her and then the two of them walked toward's there car, smiling.
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A/N Klaus Van Puppy was a dog that Will and Grace adopted, then gave to Jack. Klaus was featured in the first, second, and third season. Also got to have at least ten reviews before I'll up date:)