Hanyou High

Cyrox

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. I want to apologize to all Kikyo fans if I offend you. But if you want to, you can pretend that Kikyo is Kagome and vice versa; I mean it's not like I'm writing them in character anyway.

Hello everybody, in this story we're moving away from the feudal era to the modern world. And in this place, all the Inuyasha characters will be living normal lives and going to school instead fighting in the feudal era. But to make things even more odd, there are humans, demons, and half-demons in that time. I guess it's amazing that all of the problems Rumiko Takahashi created in Inuyasha between demons and humans have magically been solved in this time. But we can't have any of that nasty fighting in our story, I mean it's not like it's an important part of Inuyasha; despite the fact half of the plot would be removed and most characters would have no purpose if Inuyasha wasn't chasing Naraku.

But anyways, our fanfic starts in the house of a young girl named Kagome Higurashi. Kagome was your average Goth; she constantly dressed in black and hated happiness and pretty things. Wait a minute; are we talking about the same Kagome Higurashi from the show here? Well, sorry for that little A/N here, I know it disrupts the story. But anyways, Kagome hated her life. She had little friends and all the popular kids constantly picked on her. Plus there was the fact that she was stuck with her abusive father. And nobody could help her; the police, child welfare, and anything else that could help her didn't exist in this world.

The story starts at a high school called Hanyou High. Yes, despite the fact Kagome is in junior high, she goes to high school. Not to mention that it's an American based high school that has no clue what Japanese schools are really like. Now Kagome hates her high school. She is the least popular girl there. Her three friends, who shall remain nameless due to refusal of research, didn't exist.

Kagome walked over to her locker, which happened to be next to the one person she couldn't stand at all, Kikyo.

Now Kikyo was the head cheerleader and the most popular girl in school. She was very perky and liked to pick on the Goths. Once again, I feel like this is a different Kikyo from Inuyasha. I guess people switched the personalities of Kagome and Kikyo around because they hate preps and like everything to be Goth because they themselves are Goths.

But enough author's notes: Kagome went to her locker and found Kikyo there. She frowned to see the sight of Kikyo and all of her preppy friends.

"Well, well, well," Kikyo said, "if it isn't Kagome."

"What do you want Kikyo?" Kagome demanded.

"I just want to make your life a living hell," Kikyo bragged.

"You're too late," Kagome taunted, "my life is already a living hell."

At that point, the bell rang and Kagome and Kikyo went to class. Continuing with the bad fanfic process; their class was American History, something that the Japanese would probably not study. But anyways; the teacher came in and got her lesson ready.

"Ok class," The teacher said, "I have decided to do a group project as a plot device to make you fall in love. The teams will include Inuyasha and Kagome, and Miroku and Sango. I will not bother mentioning the other teams because the rest of the class is not important."

"What!" Kagome said to Sango, "I can't believe I'm being paired up with Inuyasha. He's the biggest jerk in the school."

"If you think that's bad, I have to be paired up with that pervert Miroku," Sango complained.

After some classes ended, Kagome and Sango made their way to the lunch room, so they could have a chance to complain about their situation.

"I hate Inuyasha," Kagome complained, "he's such a jerk and he's dating Kikyo. And as everybody knows , I hate Kikyo more than everything in the world!"

But Sango wasn't really listening to her friend's complaining. She just stared at Miroku, who was busy flirting with the Mary-Sues who were allowed into school without a uniform. Of coarse, that action would get a person expelled in a real Japanese school; but that's not important since the girls don't like uniforms and have no respect for Japanese customs.

Now that a rant is done, I will continue. The truth is that for the sake of other pairings, Sango liked Miroku. But she hated the fact that he was the school's biggest player. She couldn't go over and talk to him because, like the previous chapter, she had to act like a typical damsel in distress. So all she could do was look on in anger.

School had ended and for some reason, everyone decided to meet at different houses to work on the project, or find love, whichever you prefer. Kagome was waiting at her house for Inuyasha while Sango going to Miroku's. Kagome was having a bad night; her father was being his usual abusive self, and Inuyasha was late getting to her house. Sure enough, Inuyasha arrived an hour late. Kagome was very irritated.

"You baka!" Kagome shouted, "I can't believe you were this late! Why must you constantly be okkuu? You're such a Ja-ku!"

"Why don't you just stick to one language!" Inuyasha snapped.

"Not everybody understands English!" Kagome insisted.

"Then why would they read a fanfic that clearly says English," Inuyasha replied.

"Just shut up and get to work," Kagome demanded.

"Fine," Inuyasha said.

Sango didn't have it as easy as Kagome and the others did. She had to get to Miroku's house by going through a dark alley. It was a dangerous dark alley full of numerous criminals and other lawbreakers. And like I said earlier, the police don't exist in this world; seeing that they would bring logic into the world and logic usually gets in the way of true love.

Anyway, Sango continued to walk through the alley, until she came to a group of thugs. They all looked at her in a perverted way, which creeping her out.

"Hey babe," the leader said as he took his shirt off, "it's time for you to get hot."

With that line, Sango knew what she was in for.

"Help," She cried, "some creep is going to rape me!"

Yes rape, the most overused plotline in all of fan fiction to get two people together. And sure enough, it was happening here. Now Sango probably could have beaten that guy; but once again, she had to act like a damsel in distress for plot purposes. She tried to run, but the gang members blocked her. The man grabbed her shirt and he started to pull on it. Soon her shirt came off and she was left with just her bra covering her chest.

Suddenly, Miroku appeared to save the day. He jumped into the fray and in a lazy and less descriptive way of writing, defeated all of the rapers. Sango was very impressed and forgot about how much she hated him.

"Thank you for saving me," Sango said, "I'm madly in love with you now."

"I want you to know that I love Sango," Miroku said, "and I'm also giving up womanizing."

"I love you too Miroku," Sango added, "I always have and now that you won't womanize, I love you even more."

Meanwhile, Inuyasha and Kagome were still having problems with their project. Which consisted of them doing nothing related to the project and yelling at each other. Mainly because each of them had their own idea of what to do and wasn't listening to the other. It got to a point where Inuyasha left and Kagome was thinking for some usual plot twists.

"That stupid Inuyasha," She thought to herself, "he's so rude, so selfish, so cute… Wait a minute, what did I just say? I can't be falling in love with him, I hate him."

Naturally, Inuyasha was also doing some thinking too.

"Stupid wench," He thought, "I can't believe something this beautiful can be so stupid. Beautiful, where did that come from? I can't fall in love with her, I love Kikyo. But then again, I secretly hate Kikyo because I have to fall in love with Kagome."

The next day came and sure enough, there was more than just the project going on. The random school dance was coming up. Which of coarse, meant everyone had to have a date because that's the way fanfics are. Sango was going with Miroku, Sesshomaru was going with Rin, and Kouga was going with Ayame. But Kagome didn't have one and it looked like Inuyasha was going to go with Kikyo. She couldn't ask him out because the unwritten fanfiction rule states that Inuyasha has to make the first move. But anyway, like all people in fanfics who don't have a date, she was depressed. And to make matters worse, Kikyo came around.

"Well, well, if it isn't Kagome," She taunted, while doing a complete one-eighty on her quiet personality, "who are you taking to the prom, your cousin?"

"Not now Kikyo," Kagome replied.

"Guess that's too bad you don't have an idiot boyfriend who worships you," Kikyo continued.

But what she didn't know was that Inuyasha was behind her waiting for the plot twist. And at that point, he knew how evil Kikyo was.

"So now I get it!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Inuyasha I…" Kikyo nervously said.

"Shove it Kikyo," He replied, "I'm not going to the prom with you. I'm going to the prom with Kagome, just because I'm now in love with her."

At that point, Kagome forgot about her hatred for Inuyasha, and the two went to the prom together. Not to mention all of Kagome's problems magically disappeared. And they lived OOC ever after, the end.

Once again, I would like to apologize to all Kikyo fans. The reason why I used Kagome as the heroine is because most high school fanfic are like that. But as I said earlier, you can just use your imagination and switch the names around, they're not in character anyway. And another thing, baka means idiot, okkuu means annoying, and ja-ku means jerk.