LEARN TO BE LONELY WITH ERIK TALKING TOO!
Minnie:Child of the wilderness
Erik:Are you talking about me?
Minnie:Born into emptiness
Erik:You got that right!
M:Learn to be lonely
E:I've learned that already!
M:Learn to find your way in darkness
E:I've aleady learned that too! Quite honestly, I'm the Phantom of the bloody Opera! I live in the cellars! It's dark down there! I haven't had a choice but learn to find my way in darkness! Duh! What wrong with you! Oh I know, you play Carlotta, you're supposed to be dunce!
M: (clears throat)Who will be there for you
E:Uh? No one! Ner ner!
M:Comfort and care for you
E:No one! (begins to cry)
M:Learn to be lonely!
E:I hate being alone! Why Christine, why did you have to leave me ALONE! (continues squawling)
M:Learn to be your one companion
E:I know, that's what sucks about this job! I have to end up alone at the end of every time these people watch this movie and even the musical and the books except for Susan Kay's. I love you! Christine has my kid! He looks just like me! Hey, now I feel a little better!
Phan:But you die in that book and in Leroux's! And Charles doesn't know you're his real Dad! Raoul wouldn't tell him! Also Christine dies when she's like thirty something! You're still alone at the end!
E:Waaaaahhhhhh! Thanks for reminding me!
Phan:What! It's it's my job to know this stuff! I'm a Phantom Phan! (walks out)
Minnie:Okay! That was just a bit uncalled for! Anyhoo, on with the song!Never dreamed
E:Hey! I've dreamed before!
M:That our in the world
E:Never dreamed what out in the world?
M:There are arms to hold you!
E:There are! Yah!
M:You've always known
E:Known what? Tell me!
M:Your heart was on it's own
E:Thanks! That makes me feel so much better!
M:So laugh in your lonliness
E:If I'm alone, how can I laugh! Gosh! You're just trying to make me feel badder that what I already do!
M:Oh stop your whining! Andrew Loyd Webber did the music andCharles Hart did the lyrics, if you wanna blame someone,blame them. I just sing this song!
E:Okay! Webber! Hart! Front and center!
Webber and Hart appear: Yes!
E:Why did you write the music?
W:Because I wanted to.
E:So.
W:You're a composer, Erik1 I'd expect you to know these things! When you wish to compose do you want someone making fun of your work!
E:You're right! You are excused but you Charles Hart! You have explaining to do!
H:Well...(before he can say more Erk kills him)
Minnie:What is the matter with you? No matter, on with the song! Child of the wilderness, learn to be lonely
E:I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me, my problems have all gone, there no one to derive me...
Minnie:SHut up! (erik starts crying again) Learn how to love life that is lived alone
E:But I don't wanna! (continues crying)
M:Learn to be lonely
E:Mission accomplished already
M:Life can be lived
E:Duh!
M:Life can be loved alone
E:I change my statement! No it can't! Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!