I'll negotiate, I'll get them weekends and every other holiday, and Dick Wolf can have them the rest of the time. No, fine! but I helped raise them, and I'll be damned I let Dick Wolf take them away from me! Prepare for a custody battle.
A/N Well its been over a whole year since I first started this story, and I've think I've gotten better at writeing. And if that ain't true, then I at least learned how to spell Kathy and Craggen:) But thanks to every one thats reviewed this story over the past year, and hopefully, everyone can review again, and hopefully I can get more reviews then last year. Thanks to everyone, includeing my most loyal fans :)
"I love you" Elliot said softly and pulling her closer to him, wrapping his arms around her.
"I love you too" Olivia also said softly and resting her head against his chest. They both sat in comfortable silence, with Elliot stroking her hair tenderly, as they fell asleep together, for the first time.
Olivia paced quickly waiting for Cragen to come get her. She check herself in the mirror one last time, fixed her snow white vale, and took a deep breath.
"I'm doing it, I'm getting married!" she said eagerly. A few seconds later Cragen came in wearing the tux that Olivia had picked out.
"You ready?" She smiled at him
"as I'll ever be. She took a deep breath before she and Cragen walked into the church where every one was. The wedding march began to play, and she smiled a small smile at Elliot who was waiting at the alter who also had a smile on.
"Are you sure your ready?" Cragen whispered to Olivia again.
"Yeah." After what felt like an eternity, she was at the alter
"Hi" Elliot said smiling
"hi" she said smiling back.
"Who gives this woman away?" the priest asked
"I do" Cragen said with a tear in his eye. Olivia and him hugged before she took Elliot's hand. They smiled at each other before the priest spoke.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to, beep beep beep." Olivia looked confused before she woke up. She sat up and looked around. She sighed a small sigh of relief when she realized she wasn't at a church, but in her own bed, with Elliot lying next to her and her faulty alarm clock ringing. Olivia turned off the alarm clock and smiled at him.
"God I love him. What did I do to get such a great guy. Hes so perfect in every way. I wonder how much he knows I love him?" She sighed then considered waking him up, but decided against it.
"I'll just let him get some sleep for another half hour, then I'll wake him up. No point in doing it now. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips, then got up and got in the shower. She turned on the hot spray, and stepped under it. A few minutes later, she climbed out of the shower, and wrapped a towel around herself. She went into the bedroom, and began to search though her drawers to get some clothes. Then she felt two arms wrap around her. She smiled, even though he couldn't see it.
"Any one ever tell you how beautiful you look in a towel?" Elliot said kissing her neck.
"Well" she said thoughtfully
"theres been Munch, Fin, and after a few martinis, Alex."
"Oh hardy har har" Elliot said resting his head on her shoulder. Olivia smiled, then turned around and kissed him. They released it, then they smiled at each other. Then the alarm clock rang again.
"Oh my god I'm gonna kill this stupid thing" she said unplugging it. Elliot just smiled.
"Whats wrong with it?" he asked going over to it
"I'm not sure, but it will just go off at anytime. And it really gets annoying." Elliot shrugged
"well maybe its just the wiring"
"maybe. I'm gonna go get dressed all right" she said grabbing some clothes out of dresser. Elliot nodded, then pulled on his pants. Olivia went into the bathroom, got dressed, and then went out to the kitchen, where Elliot had two cups of coffees all ready made for the two of them, and he was bent over looking though her .
cupboards.Olivia smiled a small smile, and when she walked by him, she slapped his ass. Elliot just jerked his head up, and looked at Olivia, who had grabbed a newspaper and was trying not to laugh.
"Oh El what are you doing out here?" she asked innocently with a sly smile. He just smiled and shock his head
"I'm trying to find a pan to make eggs, but you keep changing your god damn kitchen around" he said pretending to sound angry. Olivia just laughed. She knew how much he hated that, and that he got annoyed with it, so she did it as often as she could.
"There right in here" she said getting up from the table and reached up to get one form her cupboard.She got one down, and handed it to Elliot.
"There you go. And I didn't know how to cook?" she said handing him a spatula and getting out two plates.
"Oh I am the master of cooking eggs. In fact, I was voted best cook in home EC" he said twirling the spatula around and dropping it.
"Are you sure it wasn't most clumsy" Olivia said smiling. Elliot stock his tongue out, and Olivia laughed at him.
"your so immature" she said getting out two forks. Elliot smiled slyly at her, before he went over to her.
"No this is" he said wrapping his arms around her and he began tickling her.
"El no sto- stop come on" she said though the laughs and trying to squirm out of his grasp.
"Say I'm mature, say it" he said tickling her harder
"no, never" she said laughing even harder.
"I can do this all day" he said smiling.
"Okay okay, your mature your mature." Elliot, satisfied with himself, let her go and went back to the stove. Olivia gasped, and panted.
"You know, your gonna pay for that." Elliot turned around and smiled slyly at her.
"And how will I be paying Mrs Benson?" Olivia smiled nd went up to him.
"You'll see." Elliot raised one of his eyebrows and kissed her, then the phone rang.
"I swear people have the worst timings" she said going over to her phone and picking up the phone.
"Benson"
"Is Elliot there?" Munch's voice said.
"Yeah, Elliot for you" she said going over to the the stove and taking over the cooking of the eggs.
"Stabler" he said picking up the phone.
"I knew it!" John said happily, then he hung up. Elliot looked at the phone confused for a second before he hung up.
"So what did Munch want?" Olivia said scrambling the eggs.
"I'm not sure, he just I knew it then he hung up." Olivia just shrugged.
"Maybe hes just-" Olivia started to say, but then she realized something.
"Oh no. John knows you spent the night. Thats why he called looking for you." Elliot just laughed a small laugh and shock his head.
"I swear he spends more time on other peoples relationship. No wonder his marriages never worked."
"I think everyone spends more time on our relationship then there own" Olivia said smiling. Then she turned off the stove, then looked up and smiling
"Hey El, you know what we were talking about for a few days now, you know about the fake fight thing?"
"yeah. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Elliot said smiling
"you know it. Today, we stop all this are they aren't they, for fake of course."
"Of course" Elliot said smiling. They ate there breakfast, then left the apartment and then got in Elliot's car, where his cell phone rang.
"Stabler"
"Yo pops Lizza want ta know whats goin' on up in your wizzle right bout now?" Dickie said in an urban accent.
"Who wants to know whats going on down in my what right now?" he said confused.
"Dickie, you idiot let me talk to him!" Lizzie said in the back ground.
"Whateva' girl. Yo pops heres your last."
"Hi dad, sorry about wannabe over here. Remind me never to have him call you for me again. But I was wondering something?"
"What Lizzie?"Elliot said a little bit concerned
"um I know your not living with mom anymore, and you probably have your own thing going on, but you um said we could go skating this weekend, so are we still going?" Elliot thought for a second before he remembered. He had promised to take the kids skating this weekend since this was his weekend off. But he was also hoping to spend it with Olivia.
"Well Lizzie, um. Can I call you right back?"
"sure dad" then she hung up. Elliot sighed and put his phone back in his pocket.
"Whats wrong El?" Olivia asked kindly.
"I promised the kids I would take them skating this weekend"
"okay so whats wrong?"
"well, I was hoping to spend the weekend with you." Olivia smiled
"well El, if you promised your kids, ten I'm not gonna stand in the way. You should take your kids nd have a good time." Elliot just nodded then got an idea.
"Hey Liv, would you like to come with us?"
"No Elliot I'm fine. I mean this is your time with your kids. I mean, you deserve to spend some time with them after your divorce."
"Yeah but they love you. Your like a second mother to them."
"Thats the problem, they like Olivia, the strictly friend partner, not Olivia, dads girlfriend." Elliot just shock his head.
"Liv, we'll all have a great time, and if you want, we won't have to tell them were dating. Your going." Olivia sighed and rolled her eyes.
"Fine, but I'm not going unless all of your kids say its okay." Elliot smiled at her then got out his cell phone again and dialed Kathy's number.
"Yo this is Dicky with an E, what you need?"
"Is Lizzie there P Ditty" witch got a laugh out of Olivia and a heavy sigh out of Dickie.
"Yo man you like fifty, you can't be down in mizzle ages."
"I am not Fifty, I'm thirty eight, now let me talk to Liz" he said smiling.
"Whatever old school. Liz pops wants to holla at you" Elliot heard him yell.
"You don't have to shout" she said as loud as him.
"Hi dad"
"Hey, I am gonna take you three skating, but would it be okay if Olivia comes?"
"yeah shes awesome. So nine a clock Saturday?"
"Yeah see you then, love ya"
"Love you to" then he hung up the phone.
"El I still feel that this should have been something with just you and your kids"
"Olivia it'll be fun. Plus I'm really gonna love seeing you your skating outfit" he said with a sly smile. Olivia rolled her eyes and pulled into the precinct.
"And I'm looking forward to kicking your ass when we race and seeing you fall." They smiled at each other, then kissed, then got out of the car. They walked in together and sat down at there desks.
"Hey its the lovely couple" one of the desk jockeys said smiling at them. They rolled there eyes then looked at each other.
"Fight time?" Elliot said putting on a sly smile witch Olivia returned
"Oh yeah." They smiled another sly smile at each other, then began to work on the case. A few minutes later Elliot shouted
"get your um, paper off my desk Benson." Olivia looked at him oddly for a moment before he winked. Then Olivia got the message.
"Oh well its my paper and I can put it anywhere anytime, so just uh, chill out!" she yelled at him. Now most of the precinct was watching them, witch was exactly what they wanted.
"Well its my desk, so I suggest you get your paper off of it!" Olivia stood up angrilly and tried to not smile.
"You know, all you do is yell at anyone that ever puts anything on your desk! You need to calm down!" Elliot also stood up, and now the entire precinct was watching them.
"Well you know what! Maybe if certain people would stop putting certain things on peoples desk! Then they wouldn't need to chill out!"
"What are you saying?" Olivia said crossing her arms.
"I think you know exactly what I'm saying" Elliot said also crossing his arms.
"Are you saying that we're breaking up?"
"Yes thats what I'm saying. We are one hundred percent though"
'totally over"
"not a scrap of relationship between us."
"Fine if thats how you want to end it, then fine!" Olivia said angrilly.
"Fine!" Elliot shouted
"fine!" Olivia shouted back. Then they both turned and walked in the opposite direction. Then they both came stomping back and faced each other again.
"But I still want to be best friends" Elliot shouted
"Me too" Olivia shouted right back.
'Yeah, an I'll still give you rides to and from work and give you coffee, and this breakup will not affect our partnership in anyway! Elliot yelled at her
"Same here Stabler" she said angrilly. They started t walk away, before they came storming back again.
"We have to talk to Mr Finster to get an alibi"
"Yeah lets go, but were still broken up"
"One hundred percent not a romantic couple." Then they left angrilly together. It was completely silent in the precinct for a minute before Ken Briscoe shouted out.
"Who wants to make a bet on when hes gonna propose to her!"
I will get custody of them and when I do (enter sub text here) so HA! But until then please review my story :)
