If I had a dime for every time I said I didn't own them and Dick Wolf does, I'd be a rich girl! Well not rich, but I'd own a boat. And if I had a dime for every time I said I didn't own Will and Grace, I would own a house boat!
"We have to talk to Mr Finster to get an alibi"
"Yeah lets go, but were still broken up"
"One hundred percent not a romantic couple." Then they left angrilly together. It was completely silent in the precinct for a minute before Ken Briscoe shouted out.
"Who wants to make a bet on when hes gonna propose to her!" Olivia and Elliot went out to the car, where they were silent for a moment, before they both busted out laughing.
"We really need to work on our acting skills" Olivia said through laughter.
"Yeah. Oh my God, I don't think anyone believed that" Elliot said laughing also. They both smiled and shock there heads.
"Wow, so do you think anyone bought that?"
"no, oh my God. I haven't acted that bad since I was in my high school play." Olivia said starting the car and driving off. Elliot looked at her strangely.
"You were in a play?"
"Yeah. Every one in my school had to pick something for an extra curricular activity. So it was either theater, or Cheer leading." Elliot looked over at her and smiled.
"Hmm, you in a cheer leading outfit? I would of loved to see that." Olivia looked down and blushing slightly, smiled, then looked back up
"well anyway. I figured when I tried out that I would maybe be a extra. But no, I got the lead."
"what was the part?" Olivia blushed again and mumbled something
"I'm sorry what was that?" Elliot said smiling slightly
"I said, Dorthy, my Sr play was the Wizard of OZ, and I got the lead. Elliot started laughing.
"Oh wow. I can not see you singing and jumping around in that little dress." Olivia gave him a playful glare
"what? I actually did a really good job, until the end of the play."
"What happened?" Elliot asked trying to hold back a laugh. Olivia let out a small laugh.
"Well you know how in the end, Dorthy has to hug the Scarecrow and says I'll miss you most of all or something like that? Well the guy that played the Scarecrow had a big crush in me, so when we hugged, he grabbed my ass. So I just hit him, and he went down like a light. The Drama teacher was pissed." Elliot laughed, then looked over at her.
"Wow, I would of loved to see that, I can't believe you hit him." Olivia shrugged and smiled
"what can I say? That part got the most cheers. And I still think I have the tape someone taped and sent to me."
"Bet your mom must of been proud" Elliot said before he could stop himself. Olivia's smile disappeared
"she um, she didn't actually go to the play" Olivia said sighing a sad sigh.
"Liv I'm sorry. I, I didn't mean" Elliot said hastily trying to explain, but Olivia just turned to him and smiled a small smile at him.
"It's okay. I mean, that just meant she couldn't punish me for hitting one of the main leads." Elliot nodded then looked out the window, yelling at himself. They drove the rest of the way to the Finsters with out talking. When they got there, Olivia turned off the car and they walked to the door and knocked on it.
"Look Liv, I'm sorry about-"
"don't worry about it El, its fine" Olivia said smiling at him. The door opened and Lorraine opened the door with a very short black dress with a high slit, and her black curls were tied back. She looked at Olivia and glared
"I told you Detective Bonesin, will you please get out of here" she said glaring at her. Olivia glared back
"it's Benson, and I don't care what you told me, is your father home?" Lorraine was about to say something when she noticed Elliot. She smiled a seductive smile at him and looked him up and down.
"Well well, who is this strong handsome man?" she said circling him.
"Detective Stabler, I'm Detective Benson's partner, and I believed she asked you a question?" Lorraine scoffed.
"Well Detective" she said seductively
"I'll answer your question, if you answer mine. Do you find me attractive?" she said pulling up her dress a little bit higher. Olivia glared at her
"hey, flirt with someone on your own time. But right now, wheres your father" she said angrilly. Lorraine glared at her, and Olivia glared right back at her
"as many Americans say, screw you." Olivia simply shrugged.
"Fine you can tell us at our station." Lorraine glared at her again
"daddy! That lesbo cop is here to see you!" Lorraine shouted loudly. Olivia glared at her, then Lyle came out, in a bathrobe witch probably cost more then both of there paychecks put together.
"Detective Boonsin, how may I help you again?"
"Its Benson. And you can help by offering an alibi for where you were late three nights ago." He looked thoughtful for a moment
"three night ago, three nights ago. Ah yes I remember me and pookie had a daughter father movie night"
"yes, me and daddy had a long movie night from about ten to one a clock at night." Olivia nodded then got out her notebook.
"Well then, why is there an eyewitness witch puts you at the scene of Graces rape, right around that time?" Olivia said flipping it closed and putting it back. Elliot looked at her for a moment, unsure of what to say.
"They must have been mistaken, I can assure you, I was no where near there. I was home all night, and after the movies me and Lorraine watched, I had a scotch and then I went to bed." He glared at the two detectives before Elliot spoke
"where did you rent the movies?"
"at Blockbuster" he said quickly.
"No no you don't understand. Where, at what street did you rent the movies from?" Lyle shrugged
"I'm not sure its like a Star Bucks, there every where, you don't remember the address." Elliot sighed.
"All right answer me this, why did you go to your Ex wifes house when Grace supposedly called you?"
"I wanted to tell her I was sorry that her best friend had gotten in an accident"
"not an accident, she was raped." He sighed loudly
"okay raped. Look I already told all this to your partner" he said motioning to Olivia
"yes but now I'm asking you" Elliot said crossing his arms. Lyle rolled his eyes.
"Look, I don't know what your insinuating, but I did not do this, so will you please leave my house!" he said his voice raising. Elliot and Olivia glared at him, before turning to leave.
"Oh detective Stabler" Lorraine called out sweetly
"oh sure, get his name right" Olivia thought to herself as they both turned around to see what she wanted.
"Yes?" Lorraine walked up to her, waiving her hips back and forth.
"I wanted you to know" she said wrapping her arms around his neck, witch got an eye roll from Elliot, and a glare from Olivia.
"That if you ever want to question me, all you need to do is call me" she said slipping him a small card down his shirt.
"Thanks, if he ever needs to question how much Botox someone can have before he looks like you, I'm sure he'll give you a call." Lorraine looked appealed, whale Olivia just smiled at her. Elliot scoffed and then they both walked out.
"I can't believe you. Good call on the fake eye witness though. I almost thought he bought it" Elliot said smiling at her. Olivia just shrugged and smiled back at him. He shock his head then they both went to the car. Elliot started the car, then drove off.
"Wow, you do not like that Lorraine do you?" Olivia shock her head
"nope. Shes too, fake." Elliot nodded
"so, do you believe his alibi?" Olivia scoffed
"please. His daughter as an alibi? Trust me, she wouldn't sit though a movie unless its how to get the cheapest body parts."
"Wow, you do not like her" Elliot said looking over at her
"I'm just saying that I don't believe the alibi, and I think hes guilty. Trust me, he is guilty, and I'll prove it."
"And that" Elliot said thinking to himself and smiling a Small smile
"is why I love her so much."
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