ALL I ASK OF YOU WITH ERIK TALKING!
Raoul:No more talk of darkness
Erik:Why? You scared? Do you need a night-light
Raoul:Forget these wide-eyed fears
Erik:Fears don't have eyes you moron
Raoul:I'm here
Erik:(sarcastically)Nooo! Really?
Raoul:Nothing can harm you
Erik:Hah! Yah right! (throws a big rock at Christine)
Christine:Ouch! (rubbing her head)
Erik:See told you!
Raoul:My words will warm and calm you
Erik:What does that mean?
Raoul:Let me be your freedom
Erik:Someone's been to crazytown
Raoul:Let daylight dry your tears
Erik:It's night time you idiot, there is no daylight
Raoul:I'm here
Erik:We;ve already been through this, no duuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh!
Raoul:Beside you
Erik:No, moron! Your standing in front of her!
Raoul:To guard you and to guide you
Erik:No comment
Christine:Say you'll love me every waking moment
Erik:I can do that, but you won't give me a chance you (bleep)ing whore
Christine:Turn my head with talk of summertime
Erik:Now I will pretend I'm Raoul...Uhhh! What's summertime?...Now I'm me again! E equals mc sqared!
Christine:Say you need me with you now and always
Erik:I need you now and always! Git-R-Dun! (starts acting like dustin in the flintville band video yearbook at the end during the handball game)
Christine:Promise me that all you say is true
Erik:It's true I promise! (stil doing "things" to the air)
Christine:That's all I ask of you
Erik:Git-R-Dun! (continues doing "things" to the air)
Raoul:Let me be your shelter
Erik:How in the heck is that possible? Gosh! You are the stupidest it I've ever met! (still doing "things" to the air)
Raoul:Let me be your light
Erik:No that's impossible you aren't very bright (it's a joke if you didn't get it, welll, you are the stupidest it I've ever met)
Raoul:You're safe no one will find you
Erik:Okay. You just keep tellin her that even though I'm here and it didn't take me two minutes to find you! (doing "things" to the air still)
Raoul:Your fears are far behind you
Erik:Actually, 10 yards isn't very far behind
Christine:All I want is freedom
Erik:Well, you can't have it ("things" to the air still)
Christine:A world with no more night
Erik:Then you should move to the north pole for six months and then move to the south pole for six months and just keep rotating like that. but i myself love the dark
Christine:And you, always beside me
Erik:...no comment
Christine:To hold me
Erik:It ain't strong enough cause at the end of this scene when you two are supposed to kiss, there are wires lifting you up, not it, it's not that strong
Christine:And to hide me
Erik:Won't happen cause your butts too huge.
Raoul:Then say you'll share with me one love one lifetime
Erik: Dang it (throws cards in his hands down) I hate playing poker against pigeons
Pigeon:Cooooo!You suck! Coooo!
Raoul:Let me lead you from your solitude
Erik:Go to heck you mother (bleep)ing pigeon
Pigeon:Cooo! (BLEEP) you! Cooo!
Raoul:Say you need me with you here, beside you
Erik:Hey! You're behind her you trisexual it!(he's she's and it's) The (bleep)ing pigeon knows your behind her!
Pigeon:Cooo! I'm not as stupid as you Erik! Cooo!
Erik:Dang bird! (pulls out flame thrower and sets the pigeon on fire)
Pigeon: Coo! YOu dumb a$$ mother (bleep)er! (falls off edge of building)
Erik:HahahahA! Hahahahaha! You can't fly now you stupid bird (flicks the flaming ball hurtling towards the ground a bird)
Raoul:ANywhere you go let me go too
Erik:You mean your gonna follow her when she goes to the crapper! Man you are nasty!
Raoul:Mary Ellen, that's all I ask of you (i'm being mean to a reviewer and tey knwo who they are)
Christine:It's Christine! You cheater! (slaps him)
Erik:(falls over laughing)
Christine:Say you'll share with me one love one lifetime
Erik:(still laughing)
Christine:Say the word and I will follow you
Erik:Oh, so now you're gonna follow him to the crapper (starts laughing uncontroably)
Christine/Raoul:Share each day with me each night each morning
Erik:This song sucks
Christine:Say you love me
Erik:No he doesn't love you, he's trisexual
Raoul:You know I do
Erik:Liar! YOu are such a (bleep)ing liar! liar liar pants on fire, literrally!
Christine/Raoul:Love me that's all I ask of you
Erik:Ha! I win! (throws cards down and laughs at the cooked featherless body that was once the pigeon from earlier)
Christine/Raoul:Anywhere you go let me go too!
Erik:You two are gonna have fun watching each other poop! (kills over laughing)
Christine/Raoul:Love me that's all I ask of you
Erik:(still alughing as spirit floats up)
God:Well, erik, you've done some terrible things in your life but what you said during those to freaks song cracked me up! You can stay here
Erik:Sweet! (keeps laughing along with God and Jesus and the angels)