THE POINT OF NO RETURN WITH ERIK AND CHRISTINE AND MAYBE MADAME GIRY AND RAOUL TALKING!
Erik:You have come here
Christine:Yep! Sure have!
Erik:In pursuit of your deepest urge
Christine:Can you guess what my deepest urge is?
Erik:In pursuit of that wish wich till now has been silent
Christine:Inside my head! My wish is screaming inside my head!
Erik:Silent
Christine:Stop repeating yourself!
Erik:I have brought you
Christine:No you didn't, I walked
Erik:That our passions may fuse and merge
Christine:Sounds like something Jessie would say
Erik:In your mind you've already succombed to me
Christine:From the moment that I laid eyes on you babe!
Erik:Dropped all defences
Christine:Well, not all of them
Erik:Completely succombed to me
Christine:I've already answered that
Erik:Now you are here with me
Christine:Well duuuhhhh!
Erik:No second thoughts you've decided, decided
Christine:If you don't stop repeating yourself I'm gonna have second thoughts!
Erik:Past the point of no return
Madame Giry:My word! Erik, watch your mouth! That's rated R!
Raoul:Huh? What's nastey. All he said was 'Past the point of no return'
Madame Giry:(beats him over the head with her cane)Shut up you idiot! That's disgusting!
Raoul:Ouch! (cries)
Erik:No backward glances
Christine:My eyes are glued to you handsome guy I've never seen before (dumb look)
Erik:Our games of make believe are at and end
Christine:Finally! Took ya long enough!
Erik:Past all thought of "if" or "when"
Christine:Now when have I said either of those words
Raoul:Just now! You said when! (falls over laughing for no reason cause what he said wasn't funny)
Erik:No use resisting
Christine:Oh don't worry! I won't resist! I'm yours!
Madame Giry:Erik, you sick freak!
Erik:Abandon thought and let the dream descend
Raoul:Huh! His pants look funny! He's a retard!
Angry Gerry Phans:You crossed the line pnasyboy! (tackle him and beat the living you know what out of him) He's just really tall! Now, we don't ever wanna hear you say something bad about Gerry the Hotty ever again! Don't even think somethin bad because if you do, we'll know!(leave after doing that funny gesture where you're telling someone you're watching them)
Erik:Past the point of no return, the final threshold, what warm unspoken secrets will we learn
Christine:I will tell you that Raoul is queer (she whispers in his ear)
Erik:(stops song)What! I knew that! I thought everyone knows that Raoul Vicomte de Chagney is queer! And if someone didn't they know now because I just said it really loud for all to hear.
Audience:(looking to Raoul)Is that true? Are you homosexual?
Raoul:Nope!
Audience:(relieved sigh)
Raoul:I'm trisexual! I like he's she's and its!
Women in audience:(faint)
Men in audience:(scream like girls)
Erik:(wide eyed)Well, that's just wrong but anyhoo!Beyond the point of no return
Christine:You have brought me
Erik:You walked
Christine:To that moment when words run dry
Erik:Evidentally not cause you're still speaking words
Christine:To that moment when speech disappears into silence
Erik:Wrong again! YOu won't shut up so it's not silent
Christine:silence
Erik:Now who's repeating themselves you Angelina Jolie wanna be
Christine:I have come here hardly knowing the reason why
Erik:You really are a dunce! Were you blonde in a previous life or have you caught Meg and Raoul's stupidity
Christine:In my mind I've already imagined our bodies intwining defenceless and silent
Erik:Didn't we cover this in 'Think of Me'? Oh well! Being a dunce you already forgot. Do you not remember a few months ago when you came to spend the night at my place and then we had too much rum and things just happened from there because the audience would freak out but I will tell you this much, it's what you're thinking including a whip, paddle, and ropes.
Audience:GIT-R-DUN ERIK! GIT-R-DUN!
Christine:Oh yah! Now I remember!
Erik:Good for you ya dunce
Christine:Now I am here with you, no second thoughts, I've decided, decided
Erik:You're making those eyes a again and honey, I'm sorry, but you gotta wait til we get to the lair for happy hour
Christine:Past the point of no return
Madame Giry:You sick child! You shall be punished once this is over with
Christine:No going back now, our passion play has now atlast begun
Audience:GIT-R-DUN! GIT-R-DUN! GIT-R-DUN!
Erik:Amen!
Christine:Past all thought of right or wrong, one final question
Erik:Christine, will you marry me?
Christine:How long shoulod we two wait before we're one
Erik:...What? Say again! I didn't catch what you said! I was too busy shooting sptit wods and raoul and then throwing rocks at him
Christine:When will the blood begin to race? The sleeping bud burst into bloom
Erik:(pours cup of water on plant and it blooms)Yahhhh!
Christine:When will the flames atlast consume us?
Erik:Why on earth would you want us to jump into a fire? man you are stupid
Erik/Christine:Past the point no return
Madame Giry:Where did I go wrong raising the two of you! Erik did you have them magizines again?
Erik:Ummm...no ma'am? (lies)
Madame:Why should I trust you
Erik:Because I'm a good person
Madame:Exactly
Erik/Christine:the final threshold, the bridge is crossed
Raoul:No it's not, you're standing in the middle of it
Madame:(shoots raoul)shh! they make such a lovely couple
Erik/Christine:so stand and watch it burn
Raoul:No it's not on fire
Madame:Why won't you die! (shoots him in the head five times and then takes an ax and cuts his head off) There! That's that!
Erik/Christine:We've passed the point of no return
Audience and Madame:(seeing him touch her in such profane ways) GIT-T-DUN!
Erik:Say you'll share with me...
Christine:Stop! LOOK! You know I hate Raoul and I love you! SO what's the point of singing this! Take me! I'm yours! (jumps into his arms)
Erik:Sweet! (cuts rope, drops chandeleir, pushes lever, drops down hole)
(low brass and low strings doing Phantom theme)