Wolf still hasn't called me. So until he does, I don't own SVU or Will and Grace
A/N This chapter is kind of short, but its fluffy :) And sry for the long update, writers block :(
"Yes, thank you Grace. Don't worry, we will get this man." Grace nodded, then wiped a tear away.
"Thank you detectives. I know your gonna get this bastard. Elliot and Olivia smiled at her, then got up and left the apartment.
"Wow, I can't believe you thought they were dating." Olivia said smiling at him. Elliot shrugged and also smiled at Olivia.
"Well, there roommates and best friends. I just assumed they were a couple."
"Well, um. Guess you were wrong." Elliot shrugged
"those two really looked like couple though."
"Oh honey, those two are a couple" Karen said taking a drink out of her flask. Jack nodded
"yeah, if a badly dressed red head and a half attractive slightly fat gay man could be a couple, then they would be."
"Yeah, just like you" Karen said pointing to Olivia
"a badly dressed detective and you" she said pointing to Elliot.
"a gay detective with a revolving hairline could be a couple, then you would be." Elliot glared at Karen. But before he could say anything Jack scoffed
"oh what are you talking about Kare bear. Look at them, they are a couple. If they were any more a couple, then they would be, well more of a couple." Olivia rolled his eyes and held back a smile
"we're not a couple"
"yes you are" Jack and Karen said at the same time
"no we're not" Elliot and Olivia also said at the same time.
"Yes you are." Elliot and Olivia looked at each other and shrugged and smiled at each other then turned back to Karen and Jack, who just snickered. Karen got up and went over to them.
"Oh honey, you can't fool a women who practically lives with two homos. You two" she said pointing to the both of them
"are in loooove."
"Amen Kare bear" Jack said taking a drink out of his coffee mug. Karen laughed a small laugh
"yes I am a romantic. Rosie get over here!" she yelled to the empty hall way. Olivia and Elliot looked confused for a second before Rosario came around the corner with a large flask.
"What you devil women" she said going over to Karen.
"Oh how I love your lame Mexican humor"
"I'm Latino you dumb broad"
"tan skin, big butt, all the same. Now come on chop chop" Karen said holding out her glass to Rosario. Rosario filled the glass up, then walked away mumbling.
"God damn drunken devil. I'm gonna order that walking vodka bottle around one day."
"Thanks Rosie" Karen said yelling after her. She took a drink out of the glass and sighed.
"Maids, gotta love them. Now detective Barony" she said turning to Elliot and Olivia
"have you any new leads on the case?"
"we have a few suspects, and its detective Benson."
"who?"
"I'm sorry we can't share that information with you at this time." Karen sighed then finished off her dink in one throwback.
"Aww yes of course. Well, I should let you get on with investigating. Well good bye detective Stabler, Batsmen" Olivia glared at her and Elliot held down a laugh
"Its Benson" Jack and Karen looked at each other and scoffed
"whatever." Olivia glared at them again, and was about to say something, but Elliot said interrupted her
"we'll be seeing you. Come on Liv." They both walked towards the elevator, before Karen stooped them.
"Hey, will you say hi to John for me?" she said sincerely. Elliot and Olivia looked at another for a moment before turning back to her
"uh, sure." They both got on the elevator and the door closed.
"Wow, I can not believe two people we hardly know, knew we were a couple" Olivia said shaking her head and pressing the down button.
"I know. Maybe we just give off that, loving couple look" Elliot said smiling. Olivia turned around and smiled at him also.
"Maybe, or, we look really good together"
"you look really good on your own" Elliot said seductively. Olivia felt a small blush rise to her cheeks
"My Olivia, are you blushing?" Elliot said with a smile.
"I, no" she said her cheeks getting hotter.
"yes you are, wow, who knew super women blushed." Olivia looked over at him then walked over to him.
"Bet I can turn you red" she said with a half seductive voice.
"Ohh, I look forward to it" Elliot said smiling a sly smile at her. Olivia shook her head then kissed him on the lips passionately. Elliot kissed her back, and she slowly forced him to one of the walls of the elevator. Olivia kissed him harder, and Elliot brought the same amount of passion right back. Until the doors opened and someone walked in.
"Oh my God" the women, who was about sixty said slightly appealed. Elliot quickly stopped kissing her and turned to the women, who was looking away.
"Um, I, we weren't doing, uh. Whats your floor?" he said looking down.
"You know, I expected this kind of shenanigans out of teenagers and hoodlums, but I guess some people never grow up" the old women said. Elliot began to feel the blood rushing to his cheeks, and he turned to Olivia, who was trying, and not succeeding to not to laugh.
"Floor ten please. I swear people get more immature every day" she mumbled just loud enough for Elliot to hear. He went and stood over by Olivia, who was nearly turning blue from not laughing.
"Your gonna pay for that Benson" he whispered to her.
"Told you I could turn you red" she said in a whisper. The elevator finally hit the ground level and they both stepped out, leaving the sixty year old women to mumble about how people never grow up. Once the elevator door shut, Olivia started laughing
"oh my god, if you could have seen the look on your face. Oh god it was priceless." Elliot rolled his eyes at her
"how on earth did you know a old women was gonna walk in on us?"
"I didn't. I just knew someone was gonna. But I told you I would turn you red" she added with a large smile. Elliot looked at her, then kissed her again and wrapped his arms around her. After they released it, Olivia looked at him and smiled.
''Not that I'm complaining, but what was that for?" Elliot shrugged
"just felt like kissing my girl." Olivia smiled a small smile at him, before they both walked out of the apartment building. Elliot grabbed her hand and Olivia looked down at there hands, then back up at him, and smiled at him again, who returned it.
"How on earth did the greatest guy on earth fall in love with me" she wondered silently to herself. Meanwhile, Elliot was thinking the same thing.
"So where to now?" Elliot said starting the car. Olivia shrugged
"I guess we go back to the precinct and tell Cragen that Grace called." Elliot nodded then turned on the radio, and We didn't start the Fire by Billy Joel came on.
"I love this song" Elliot said turning the song up. Olivia laughed at him
"you need a life" she said shaking her head. Elliot liked over at her and smiled at her
"I got you don't I?" he said leaning over and kissing her. Just then Elliot's phone rang
"Stabler" he said turning his attention back to the road.
"I got it!" Kathleen yelled happily though the phone
"what? whats wrong?" Elliot asked slightly concerned
"Dad! I got the lead in the play. I'm gonna play Juliet!" she said happier.
"Oh thats great Kat. Good job" Elliot said happily.
"I know! Oh god I'm so excited. And the hottest guy on the foot ball team, and in the school got Romeo! And he said he hoped I got the part! And just think, i get to kiss him! Oh aren't you excited!"
"Um. Let, let me call you back okay?" Elliot said his excitement dropping. He hung up the phone and sighed.
"Whats going on?" Olivia asked looking at him.
"Kathleen got the part of Juliet in the school play"
"oh wow. Thats great, are you excited?"
"I was. Until I figured out that the quarterback of the football team, and the hottest guy in school got Romeo And apparently, he wanted her to get the part, and she can't wait to kiss him." Olivia smiled and rolled her eyes
"El, don't worry about it. And think of it this way, would you weather have her kiss a quarterback, and a guy thats in theater. Or kiss a guy thats a punk and has a real bad reputation?"
"Id rather her not kiss any boy. But, if she really wants to do this, then I'd rather it be with the quarter back. But if it lasts more then ten seconds, I'm getting on the stage with her." Olivia laughed as Elliot parked the car in his usual spot near the precinct. They got out of the car.
"Well, your a hypocrite then. Cause you kiss me longer then ten seconds" she said smiling a slightly seductive smile at him. Elliot looked at her and smiled
"well thats different. I'm not my teenage daughter, and your a lot better kisser then some theater jock in high school."
"Well thank you, and how you know what a theater jock in high school kisses like, I don't wanna know." They smiled at each other, then kissed. After they released, Elliot looked at her
"yup. Definitely better then a high school jock." They smiled at each other again, then went inside the precinct.
Wow, that chapter had a lot to do with the case :) Please review, next chapter coming soon
