If I owned them, EO would be together, there would be more undercover scenes, and the tiny men in my soda would stop telling me to stalk Brad Pitt. But sadly I don't own SVU, or Will and Grace. So its back to the stalking.
They smiled at each other again, then went inside the precinct. Cragen, Fin, and Munch were all sitting at there desks when the two of them came in.
"So what did Grace say?" he asked as the two of them took off their coats.
"She said that she saw him at her regular coffee house, and that he asked her about the divorce when she didn't tell him about it."
"So why isn't he in interrogation as we speak?" Cragen said crossing his arms.
"Because she couldn't make an ID" Olivia said sitting down at her desk.
"And we've gotten a lot more with a lot less. So go bring him down here." Cragen turned around and went to his office. Elliot rolled his eyes
"I saw that Stabler" he said before he closed the door to his office. They both sighed, then got on there coats.
"Oh you two stop complaining about doing this. You two get paid more then us" Munch said leaning back in his chair.
'Yeah" Fin added
"and besides, it'll give you two love birds a chance to be alone." Olivia and Elliot smiled at each other, then went out of the precinct and got in the car.
"You know, those two spend more time on our relationship then they do there own. No wonder Munch is single." Elliot laughed then Olivia turned on the radio to a jazz station, but then Elliot turned it on a oldies station.
"You do know this is my car right" Elliot nodded and smiled
"And you do know I'm driving right?" Olivia just smiled and turned it back to Jazz. Elliot smiled and shock his head
"your lucky your so cute" Olivia smiled sweetly at him.
"I know" she said smiling. They looked at another smiling, then Elliot turned his focus back on the road.
"God I love her, shes just so, lovable" Elliot thought to himself. They got to the Finsters house, got out of the car and knocked on the door.
"Ahh, detective Stabler, Banskin, what can I help you with?"
"It's Benson, and you need to come with us" Olivia said sternly.
"Am I under arrest?" he said crossing his arms.
"Yes Elliot said getting out his handcuffs and going over to him.
"Wait,can I please call my daughter, it'll only take one moment, please" he said pleadingly. Olivia looked at Elliot, then got out her phone.
"Whats her number"
"555-1792." She dialed the number
"Loraine Finster, who is this?"
"Loraine this is detective Benson, he wanted to let you know he's going to be down at our precinct for questioning."
"What?" she shouted over the phone
"my daddy's arrested? Oh I knew who did this, its that gold digger Karen. Oh she is going to pay!" then she hung up. Olivia hung up the phone, then led Lionel to the car. The ride to the precinct was uneventful. When they got there, they got him out of the car and led him in.
"Detective Baxsin, can I talk to you for a second" Karen shouted out. She had on dark sunglasses, so she couldn't see who they brought it.
"I'll take him" Elliot said leading him in to an interrogation room. Olivia went over to her
"it's Benson, and can I help you." Karen took off her sunglasses.
"Yes, Loraine Fisher just called me, and told me that it was my fault that her father was arrested. Is that true?"
"I'm sorry I can't tell you any details of the case." Karen nodded
"I understand" she said putting a hand on her shoulder, but then quickly took it off.
"Ow, sorry honey, cheap clothes hurt my skin." Olivia rolled her eyes, then Munch and Fin came out of the filing room.
"I'm telling you Munch, the FBI did not mess with your files. You just didn't complete them."
"I'm telling you, they erased half my files!' he yelled back. Just then they noticed Karen and Olivia standing there.
"Oh, uh, hi Munch" Karen said nervously.
"Um, hi miss Anastasia right?" he said sitting down at his desk.
"Right, so, um, how you doing?" she said nervously.
"Um, fine and you?" he said a little bit confused.
"Fine, fine. so, um, how you doing?" she said nervously again. Just then Loraine walked in, and Karen noticed her and walked over to her.
"Walker" Lorraine said stiffly
"Finster" Karen said in the same way. Karen looked her over.
"You know, if that dress were any shorter, I could see your Big Ben." Loraine glared at her.
"Well if that top were any lower, I could see your Twin Towers." Karen scoffed
"the Twin Towers are on the ground you English Twit." Loraine smiled evilly at her.
"Exactly my point." Karen got wide eyes and her mouth hung open.
"We, I, you, uh, you bitch!" She yelled at her.
"You can insult my friends, you can insult my dead Ex husband, but I will have you know, that my girls are perkier then your's will ever be! Just ask John!" Munch got up and went over to them.
"Um, please don't bring me in on this" he said quietly. Loraine scoffed
"see, he doesn't agree with you! He thinks mine our better, right detective" Loraine said turning to him. Munch just shrugged
"see you two should really ask Olivia about this, cause I'm not really, um, trained in this area." Karen scoffed
"see, he sides with me"
"no, he doesn't" Loraine said crossing her arms.
"Yes he does"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
"yes"
"no"
Karen glared at her before turning around and grabbing Munch by the shirt and kissed him. It was long and passionate, on Karen's part, Munch just stood there shocked. After they released it, Loraine scoffed.
"Please, if you think that thats gonna make him agree with you, you have got to be joking, besides, he agrees with me. Mine our twenty times better right?" she said turning to him. John shrugged again
'I'm telling you ask Benson, I'm not that good a judge." Loraine rolled her eyes
"oh for Christ sakes" Loraine said before grabbing him and giving him a passionate kiss.
"damn, why can't this ever happen to me?" Fin whispered to Olivia, who just shrugged. After she released him, she turned to Karen who had a glare on her face.
"Now who's is better?" she said smiling smugly at Karen.
"He wouldn't pick you if you were the last British Hussy on the earth, and besides" she said grabbing a very shocked Munch and pulling him over to her
"he loves me."
"He what?" Loraine asked shocked
"he does?" Fin and Olivia asked also shocked
"I do?" munch added looking down at her. Karen nodded then turned to him.
"Yes you do, and I've loved you since the first moment I saw you."
"But, uh, we've only known each other for a few minutes"
"yeah, I know its a bit long, but still, I love ya' Johnny." A smile tugged at Munch's lips
"well, I guess um, yours are better." Loraine scoffed then went up to her.
"This is not over. I may no have your man, but I can still get to your little boy toy Jack." Karen scoffed, then went over to her.
"Please, Jack likes the women in his life like he likes his sailer's, rich and American." Loraine scoffed, then left the precinct, forgetting all about the fact that her father was in an interrogation room.
"Well that was odd" Olivia whispered to Fin. He nodded in agreement, then turned back to Karen and Munch.
"So, uh, tell me the truth, did you really meant that you, uh"
"loved ya'? Yeah, sorry about Claus by the way." Munch shrugged, then smiled a rare smile
"don't worry about it, it's not your fault that the government purposely controls dogs so they attack the people that know what there up too." Karen smiled
"oh Johnny, I love ya'" then she jumped into his arms and kissed him passionately. Munch was shocked for a moment and lost his footing and fell on his desk on his back with Karen on top of him, who continued to kiss him. Elliot came out of the interrogation room and looked at John and Karen making out on Munch's desk. He turned to Olivia who just shrugged, then went up to her.
"Um, what did I miss?" Olivia shrugged again
"long story. So, did Lionel say anything?"
"No, i waited for you before I started. I thought his daughter was supposed to be here." Once again, Olivia shrugged
"she left"
"why?"
"I'm not sure, something about about Big Ben, and sailer's, and kissing Munch. It's just another long story. So should we start the interrogation?" Elliot nodded then looked at John's and Fin's desk where Munch and Karen were still making out. Elliot shock his head
"wow he's wield. Good cop bad cop?" Elliot said before opening the door. Olivia nodded then they went into the interrogation room, where Lionel was waiting patiently.
"May I please go now, I'm a very busy man."
"I'm sure you are, drinking scotch, ordering maids around, raping innocent women." Elliot said crossing his arms.
"I'm telling you I did not rape her!" Olivia went over to him and sat down opposite him.
"Look Lionel, just confess, it'll go a lot easier on you." Olivia said kindly. Lionel rolled his eyes
"I won't because there's nothing to confess to."
"now your lieing" Elliot said going up to him.
"You raped her, then you beat her and you left her for dead, just because you were mad at Karen for divorcing you."
"I wasn't mad at Karen for divorcing me. If she wants to make the biggest mistake of her drunk life then let her."
"You think she made a mistake?" Elliot said a little angrilly.
"the way we hear it,you were a control freak." Lionel scoffed
'I never controlled Karen, I let her do whatever she wanted, all the time."
"Didn't you force her to get married in Vegas away from her best friend, make her change her last name" Olivia said crossing her arms.
"I didn't make Karen do anything she wanted to do. I didn't control Karen and I didn't rape Grace!" he yelled at them. Elliot was about to say something else, but then Trever Langdon came in to the interrogation room.
"My client has nothing more to say to you detectives."
"He's not under arrest, and he didn't ask for a lawyer" Elliot said giving him a half glare.
'Then I'll be taking him home now" he said going over to him.
"Wait a second, who called you?" Olivia asked crossing his arms. Trever looked at he smugly
"his daughter, a hand she also told me to tell a detective Bassnoon that if you need a few dollars to buy a new outfit, she said she'd give you some." Olivia glared at him, whale he just smiled smugly at her.
"Now, detective, I'll be taking my client home." Lionel got up and walked out of the interrogation room. Trever smiled smugly at her, then walked over to her.
'You ever in a repeat of last week, you know where to find me." Elliot gave him a death glare then went over to him.
"Yeah, in the bottom of a dumpster, now get out. Don't you have some child molester you have to free or some thing" Trever gave Elliot a half glare, then winked at Olivia then left the room.
"I really hate him" Elliot said after he left
"same here." They gave each other a small smile, then left the room together.
I know not much of an cliffhanger, but review, and maybe you'll get one in the next chapter:) A/N Congratulations to Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann for being future parents. She's pregnant:)
